first!

and, completely by accident i might add…

second? Also left a comment on DFHs by a genuine DFH and end of last thread.

<i.second? Also left a comment on DFHs by a genuine DFH and end of last thread.

i saw that when i went back to sound the new thread alert…it made me laff…

i saw that when i went back to sound the new thread alert…it made me laff…

and caused me to tagfail…

I never get out the boat. Where are the adventuresome explorers willing brave putrid swamps teeming with flying sharks and alligators with laser death rays on their heads?

Steward, I’d like a mint julep, if you please. I’ll be on the stern observation deck.

wow…put the crack pipe down, dvh!

I’ve always felt that pasty, middle-class white guys were the best experts to comment on the needs of the black community and the role of racism in society.

Interestingly, pasty middle-class white guys are also the best commentators on the status of women and the experience of the poor, but should only comment on the rights of gay people if they’re straight.

Ital Tagfail is one of many things that make you so lovable, bbfk. My weakness is Nymfails. And speling.

Sadly, No!, V.D. Hanson.

GARDENDALE, Ala. (AP) — A powerful Republican leader in the Alabama Senate apologized Tuesday for referring to blacks as “aborigines.”

Sen. Scott Beason of Gardendale said his comments “were careless and unnecessary” and he wants to set things right. Democrats said an apology is not enough and he ought to step down from his leadership role.

~

mango:

So far Al Gore and Sen. John Glenn have not suggested that Obama is adopting Nazi or Brownshirt tactics, as they alleged of Bush.

uh…p’raps al and john haven’t, but everyfuckingone else on the right has…

Huh.

What does that even mean?

Fenwick, have your butler prepare my Mangomobile. I’m going in.

A powerful Republican leader in the Alabama Senate apologized Tuesday for referring to blacks as “aborigines.

That is almost worse than the original offence. “Oops. My bad, y’all! No hard feelings, right?” Or was it one of those, “I’m sorry if you were offended.” nonpologies?

Unless, of course, the guy showed up for the apology wearing an actual hairshirt and literally flagellating himself with a cat-o-nine-tails, in which case, good for him!

Oh my God.

With a shorter like that, I don’t think I can even brave looking out of the boat.

Before the age of Obama, I don’t recall that some members of the Black Caucus were so ready to invite political opponents to “go straight to hell,” or to allege that they were veritable murderers eager to lynch blacks and restore slavery.

o, rly? i bet others can recall it just fine…

(Should Obama try to emulate the way he thinks gays and Jews talk in his next address to them?)

Yes. It’d be funny, with all the meshuggeneh and the faaaaaaabulous.

flagellating himself with a cat-o-nine-tails

Bring out your dead.

So far Al Gore and Sen. John Glenn have not suggested that Obama is adopting Nazi or Brownshirt tactics, as they alleged of Bush.

Maybe that’s because the Bush team actually did, ya know, adopt Nazi and brownshirt tactics like waterboarding.

After all, we put Nazis to death for it because it was considered vile torture, yet the Bush administration acted as if waterboarding were as harmless as running through a sprinkler in summertime.

So, um, yeah. Kinda the same.

Of course, Bush’s policies only led to the deaths of 300K or so innocent people In Iraq and Afghanistan (which is on the really low end of available numbers), so he’s got a way to go to match You Know Who.

I jumped, I swam, I stood agape and confused. What is the “federal racial industry” to which he refers? I am apparently immune to rotten mangoes because I couldn’t figure out what the fuck he’s talking about.

Bring out your dead.

I’m not quite dead yet …

also, too…what does this
In the current racial circus, the president of the United States, in addressing an assembly of upscale black professionals and political leaders, adopts the style of a Southern Baptist preacher of the 1960s. He alters his cadences and delivery to both berate and gin up the large audience — posing as a messianic figure who will “march” them out to speak truth to power.

have to do with libs being mean to gw? or racism? and i will bet you a shitton of doughnuts that there is plenty of footage of gw doing his ‘aw shucks, ma’am…i’m just a poor texas boy…’ shtick to his texas fanboi base…

I jumped, I swam, I stood agape and confused. What is the “federal racial industry” to which he refers? I am apparently immune to rotten mangoes because I couldn’t figure out what the fuck he’s talking about.

i couldn’t even get past the first page…i can only imagine what is strewn about the backside of it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qth8xNZvVM

Not dead yet!

(Should Obama try to emulate the way he thinks gays and Jews talk in his next address to them?)

Wait, so that long description you gave of stereotypical preaching is accurate or is it the way Obama thinks it’s done or is it the way you think that he thinks that… Does Obama even think that there is a “way gays and Jews talk?” I’m willing to bet that he holds to far fewer stereotypes than you, VD.

We need to clamp down on this perpetuation of stereotypes. I’m all for clamped, Mary.

Duhduhduhduhduhduhduh MAN-GOES!

In the current racial circus, the president of the United States, in addressing an assembly of upscale black professionals and political leaders, adopts the style of a Southern Baptist preacher of the 1960s.

Huh. Wasn’t expecting the first sentence to be a dog-whistle on Martin Luther King Jr. Oh, we are in for a bumpy ride aren’t we?

Also, citation needed, because I’ve heard Obama speaking to every audience known to man and I’m pretty damn sure that he can’t even do an impression of gospel preacher 60s or otherwise. He has one gear, professorial and the closest he gets to the high-flying passion has been the emotion of “struggling through mild disappointment”. So, thanks wingnut for in the first line in your treatise of why you are not racist but Obama is giving us a dog whistle that views MLK in the negative and a racist knee-jerk that views all black speech as inherently interchangable.

He alters his cadences and delivery to both berate and gin up the large audience — posing as a messianic figure who will “march” them out to speak truth to power.

Hey, if we keep saying this then maybe the easily swayed moderates will believe there is some similarity in liberals being excited about what the first black president represented in our society and 30+ years of the right literally deifying its political leaders in every way possible and the attempt to argue for the return of the Divine Right of Kings.

In response, the omnipresent Rep. Maxine Waters goes public yet again, to object that the president has no right to rally blacks in this way, when he does not adopt similar tones of admonishment with Jews and gays.

Hmm, doesn’t sound so messianic. Actually sounds critical, kinda like Bill Crosby admonishing the black community from the safety of his cozy sweaters and economic privilege. I’d ask how you were hoping to reconcile these two sentences, but I suspect the answer is up your ass and I really don’t need to see that.

(Should Obama try to emulate the way he thinks gays and Jews talk in his next address to them?)

Aw, isn’t that cute.

No one tell him that Obama has done worse directly at a fundraiser to the gay community*. But sure, let me pretend that a president urging action that a crowd would naturally want to support is totally a slap in the face and much worse than that.

Huh, I’m only a paragraph in. This looks to be a long one.

* In serious mode, my main problem with that incident isn’t that “Obama sold us out Eleventy One!” but rather there really was no reason for him to not delay or cancel the fundraiser if that was what he was going to say. He should have at least been able to do the math and note that giving a bad speech at a fundraiser would cost him more in funds than the short-term effect of canceling or rescheduling it. Especially since this was coming off a brief period where Obama had been mending fences with the gay community and had really been starting to drain the bad blood. And it was just so preventable.

Nice to see S,N! has it very own home-grown mangoes. Convenience!

t pasty, middle-class white guys

I’m more duct-tapey than pasty.

“Mark D said,
September 28, 2011 at 20:00

Bring out your dead.

I’m not quite dead yet …”

*bonk*

Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll

He hasn’t won a primary election, but look at how well he polls!

Didn’t the GOP spend all of 2008 whining that the “Bradley Effect” was an ironclad law of the universe?

I think crap of this nature was discussed at Edroso’s place and Balloon Juice recently, how conservatives think that Obama has some sort of crisis with black voters, even though his approval ratings there are like 80-85%.

Isn’t it funny how the conservatives who insist that race doesn’t matter and it’s liberals how try to gin up resentment will also jump out of their pants to talk about how the black vote might be shifting one way or another?

Heh. Hanson is accusing a politician of being full of shit and pandering to the closest low information moron to whom he is speaking.

In other news, WATER FOUND TO BE WET.

bbkf-

Well, of course, he was doing his “aw, shucks” shtick a lot, I mean, the kid was a wealthy silver spoon yankee from Conn. and spent his entire presidency acting like he just walked in from the hootinanny after having a beer with the fellas. This also despite the fact that his drug of choice was only booze after he mopped up the last of the cocaine, owned a ranch that he regularly vacationed in, but hated horses and most things rural and so on.

So yeah, when Obama starts vacationing in an inner city crackhouse and starts recording his rap album, then maybe we can talk about the barest similiarity.

Also, note here that Obama has been one of the least engaged presidents with the black community and has barely acknowledged them and their issues and we’re getting wingnut freakout over a fairly tame presser telling them they probably should support the same sort of shit that MLK and the Million Man March went to Washington for, you know if they weren’t busy.

Yeah, this is pandering “I’m one of you” crap in a fictional world where the sky is green and trees are made of rock candy. But I see why Obama has been so shit to the black community, if merely talking to them gets all the white people in the country shitting their pants in terror.

Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll that you could literally buy votes for, so it makes sense that the goddamned ex-CEO performed above his personal average.

The point is, bbkf, if you didn’t like that in Bush, a Connecticut Yankee with a fake Texas accent I believe was the liberal knock on him, then you should probably have some misgivings about Obama dropping his ‘g’s when he feels the situation calls for it.

that would be your point dennis, but as we all know, lots of public speakers (politicians most notoriously) do this…dvh’s rambling would have a little more cred with me if he had knocked dubs for ‘ginning’ up his base at the time…

Heh. Hanson is accusing a politician of being full of shit and pandering to the closest low information moron to whom he is speaking.

In other news, WATER FOUND TO BE WET.

i lol’d…

The point is, bbkf, if you didn’t like that in Bush, a Connecticut Yankee with a fake Texas accent I believe was the liberal knock on him, then you should probably have some misgivings about Obama dropping his ‘g’s when he feels the situation calls for it.

The two situations are equivalent because Bush was fulla shit about being Texan and Obama is not black.

Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll that you could literally buy votes for, so it makes sense that the goddamned ex-CEO performed above his personal average.

did those votes come with free crazy bread?

The two situations are equivalent because Bush was fulla shit about being Texan and Obama is not black.

oooooohhhhh! that’s right…he’s only black when they need him to be!*

*must be imagined as stephen colbert would say it…

Also, found this mango when I was trying to figure out what speech had the KKK member so much in a tizzy from the news article capturing it:

Title of article:

Obama to CBC awards crowd: ‘Stop complaining’

Actual statement from Obama:

“We have to do more to put people to work right now,” Obama said. “We’ve got to make sure that everyone in this country gets a fair shake, a fair shot, and a chance to get ahead. That starts with getting this Congress to pass the American Jobs Act. This is a no-brainer.”

“Let’s put our people back to work doing the work America needs done. Let’s pass this jobs bill.”

“Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,” he said. “Shake it off. Stop complaining. Stop grumblin’. Stop crying. We are going to press on. We have work to do.”

You can see how easy of a mistake that was to make, right?

Also, narrative? What narrative? Why would you accuse the media of pushing a fictional narrative because the raw idea of a black person in power speaking to a black audience is too inherently terrifying on its own? That’s just mean.

And seriously, if Obama’s election was a great proud moment for America’s racial evolution. Then the aftermath has been a contender for the list of greatest shames. The media and mouthbreathers haven’t been this cringe-inducingly embarrassing since 9/11 and at least then you could vaguely blame it on the shock of seeing the country attacked for only the second time since the War of 1812.

Now back to original mangos.

I miss Bruce.

adopts the style of a Southern Baptist preacher of the 1960s. Cl

Clearly Victor Davis Hansonius Maximum has no acquaintence with Southern Baptist preachers of the 1960s.

Is Dennis our new troll?

Can we send him back and exchange him for one that’s more fun? I miss Rugged in Montana.

I’ve always felt that pasty, middle-class white guys were the best experts to comment on the needs of the black community and the role of racism in society.

Is there anything they can’t do? The wonders of the planet, they are.

So far Al Gore and Sen. John Glenn have not suggested that Obama is adopting Nazi or Brownshirt tactics, as they alleged of Bush.

Al Gore’s actual quote: “The administration works closely with a network of rapid-response digital Brown Shirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for undermining support for our troops”

John Glenn’s: “You’ve just got to separate out fact from fiction. . . . Too often, too often, in this country, if you hear something repeated, it’s the old Hitler business — if you hear something repeated, repeated, repeated, repeated, you start to believe it”

shorter dennis:
Clearly, CLEARLY i don’t know how to link…

Other shorter Dennis:

I don’t know what a mango is. Is it one of those green spicy things that gets sliced and put on pizza?

Clearly, CLEARLY, …..this is racism straight up and is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks. There is no way around that.

It’s not always teabagging rednecks, Dennis. In fact, most of the time, it isn’t. Most of the time, its lazy, low-information Moron America, which can’t be arsed to actually care about anything besides who looks stronger or who they’d like to have a beer with.

For trolling skillz I rate Dennis highly on the making-the-regulars-uncomfortable meter, and that’s not such a bad thing once in a while. He should be funnier though. Maybe if he liked Bigfoot or said badoodle doo YEAH things would go better.

But, just as a reminder, you can filter his comments here on the page or via Djur’s still-operant RSS feed.

Hey Dennis? Whenever CNN runs a poll that shows Herman Cain, or Mitt Romney, or Rick Perry, or Rick Santorum, or Michele Bachmann, or Newt Gingrich, or Jon Huntsman, or Ron Paul, or whoever the GOP savior/flavor of the week is this week, doing anything but getting their asses handed to them when polling their name against Obama’s…get back to us.

“Generic Republican” tends to poll well only because he hasn’t had to pull out all the stops, embrace the teabaggers, and hop aboard the train to Crazytown…which is a requirement for any ACTUAL human candidate in the party.

For trolling skillz I rate Dennis highly on the making-the-regulars-uncomfortable meter

Really? On the discomfort scale, I’d rank him somewhere between a cabbie’s halitosis and a poorly placed underwear seam.

Dennis, you should tell us your predictions of how the election returns would come in. We could bookmark it!

Hey, remember when the badgers pretended to be a moderate simply shocked and outraged by what he was seeing on the left rather than a full-on conspiracy believing, hard right wingnut?

Good times.

Now let’s get ready to MANGOOO!

Hope-and-change has now sunk into little more than a tawdry spectacle of racial spoils, as the president of the United States desperately cobbles together squabbling special-interest racial, ethnic, and gender groups in lieu of restoring the nation’s prosperity.

Could you spin a few more dog-whistles into that sentence? I’m not sure you crammed enough in.

Before the age of Obama, I don’t recall that some members of the Black Caucus were so ready to invite political opponents to “go straight to hell,” or to allege that they were veritable murderers eager to lynch blacks and restore slavery.

Well, yeah, you’re white and deliberately ignorant.

It’s pretty easy to ignore what minority groups are saying when you in a privileged group that doesn’t have to listen to them to make it through general culture and when you deliberately don’t listen to them because you think of them as filthy mud races.

And that’s before we even touched on the whole yeah, blacks were talking about lynching before Obama because there has been a long and historic tradition of entrenched lynchings of black people. There was the actual lynchings until the 1950s, then the number of “wrong side of the tracks accidents” that occur in the South and rural areas, the number of unarmed black men gunned down by cops, abusive economic or social policy specifically designed to try and make life as unpleasant and hopefully deadly for black people, and of course the modern “we’re so not calling this a lynching” incidents like James Byrd Jr.

Also, again citation needed because frankly Obama really should be pointing out the right’s murderous response to common sense policy, but has barely registered anything more than the emotion of working through mild disappointment and the occasional soft rebuke.

Unspoken, of course, is the truth that Obama’s statism, deficits, interferences in the private sector, and spread-the-wealth rhetoric have frightened business owners into stasis — and the resulting slowdown hurts blacks most of all.

What do we need?

More dog-whistles arranged in such a fashion to make it unreadable by any other means.

When do we want it?

NOW!

But in this fantasy world of racial spoils

Yes, yes, it is.

The idea that black people are making off with white person money is a fantasy world that has been so unsupported it’s not even funny.

Obama’s profligate spending and borrowing can be faulted only for not being profligate enough.

Yes, that’s what economic theory has decided, not that it hasn’t stopped us from running away from that continuously for 30 years and then acting shocked when this theory remains as true as water being wet.

To suggest any other diagnosis would be to call into question the entire federal racial industry of the last 50 years — and those who have benefited the most by administering it.

Reaganomics, what Reagonomics? It’s like we never even tried alternate methods of- What? Why are you poking me?

Wait, what? He said racial industry, not economic policy?

What does that even…

Oh, it’s a dog whistle for reparations.

Wow, how lazy is that. Does he bother to even attempt a response to Keynesian economics? Nope, he knows his audience of KKK rejects doesn’t care. To them it’s not necessary. Just stoke up the old fear of reparations for slavery (an idea that is a) not stupid and b) less likely to occur than VDH getting a blowjob from a woman anytime in his life). Uh huh, and I stress this is his argument of non-racism article. What he thinks is what is needed to bring over the dumbass black marks to the Klan cookout.

I mean, wow. Just wow.

And we’re reaching length again, so we’ll be back for more mangos.

What are “racial spoils?”

Also, note here that Obama has been one of the least engaged presidents with the black community and has barely acknowledged them and their issues,,,,,.

It would be an interesting thing to note if you made any effort to substantiate what you’re saying but you didn’t so I’ll put it down to you just typing shit. I’m sure you have your reasons.

Substance-

Unless you use Safari in which case, le fuck you. And yes, I know that “Firefox and Chrome are ‘better'”, but I use Safari for most of my main surfing because it runs faster and with less hiccups than Firefox on my Mac.

Luckily I have all forms of low-tech replacements. Like using post-it-note badgers and just sticking them over Dennis’s posts.

Convenience!

MY PANTS FEEL FUNNY

Unless you use Safari in which case, le fuck you.

If you’re using the RSS comment feed then, this would still work:

http://djur.desperance.net/sadlyno/rss/feed?bad_users=|Dennis|Conserva*|jurass*|

Bookmark it, put bad users between the pipes. The asterisk is a wild card, represent the spaces with a +.

Sorta relevant, but I really just wanted an excuse to link to this.

Dennis, Dennis, Dennis…you can post that weak-ass link as many times as you like, but here are the facts: Obama is running and someone will have to run against him and get more votes in order for that silly little poll to mean ANYTHING at all. Given that even those who think Obama doesn’t “deserve” to be re-elected aren’t too keen on anything the GOP is serving up as a candidate, we end up with…Dennis getting pwn3d by a CNN poll that any sentient human can see is meaningless.

And getting pwn3d by CNN is about as low as you can go.

Heckuva job-

Mainly that Obama hasn’t really addressed directly black concerns, because everytime he has even gotten close, the entire white establishment in this country has had a complete freakout that them damn darkies are teaming up to steal all their money and rape their women.

As such, Obama hasn’t been able to directly address black community concerns or issues of racism that target them directly.

Which again, isn’t his fault.

And besides, what he is and what he represents and what he brings in more subtle ways rather outweighs this negative. By being president alone, he already inspires any number of black kids to stay in school and believe that there is a possibility that power isn’t a closed off space. Additionally, he has been trying to address issues of racism in the Justice Department and fix some of the damage Bush did there and has included small provisions here and there to address systemic racism as it more subtly comes up.

It’s more he comes short in direct actions to aid the community presented openly, which is a problem of our country, not the man.

Sorry for the confusion earlier.

For trolling skillz I rate Dennis highly on the making-the-regulars-uncomfortable meter, and that’s not such a bad thing once in a while.

It would be a good thing, but he’s made it easy to ignore him by being a jerk, so even if he were to get around to saying something worth hearing most wouldn’t listen.

It would be a good thing, but he’s made it easy to ignore him by being a jerk, so even if he were to get around to saying something worth hearing most wouldn’t listen.

Yes, once again some amusing tic would be very very helpful. Maybe if he ended every post with “I really really like” and then just chose a random adjective-noun combo.

I MADE MOAR POOPY! SEE?

Is Dennis our new troll?

Can we send him back and exchange him for one that’s more fun? I miss Rugged in Montana.

I’d even take Iris back…

He DOES know how to link, bbkf!

He sure showed you!

PWNED!

(Maybe next time, he’ll figure out which unlinked comment you were actually referring to.)

Rugged in Montana was awesome, as was Josh St. Lawrence.

I missed out on the abortion back and forth at the end of the last thread, but would like to point out…it’s in our corporate overlords’ best interests for the population to increase rather than decrease. That way they can keep wages low by pitting a growing and desperate population against one another, plus…more customers, willing or not! A declining birth rate means they might actually have to treat employees like human beings in order to find people willing to work for them, not to mention paying higher wages, & etc. As usual, what’s good for the oligarchs is the default setting for the conservabots.

“Dennis also” is making me giggle. IS THAT WRONG?

SMG

how about “up on the backstroke”? I found that fairly amusing for several picoseconds.

Dennis reminds me of that one chunk of poop that won’t go down the U-bend with the rest of the load.

What does that chunk want?

I missed out on the abortion back and forth at the end of the last thread, but would like to point out…it’s in our corporate overlords’ best interests for the population to increase rather than decrease. That way they can keep wages low by pitting a growing and desperate population against one another, plus…more customers, willing or not! A declining birth rate means they might actually have to treat employees like human beings in order to find people willing to work for them, not to mention paying higher wages, & etc. As usual, what’s good for the oligarchs is the default setting for the conservabots.

You know what we need? MOAR MEXICANS!

Was Josh St. Lawrence the bigfoot hunter?

Wasn’t Josh St. Lawrence the BigfootIsrael guy?

tsam!

MOAR MEXICANS!

Good cuz I love Kaysadeeyuhs [sic?]

tsam!

Hi!

What does that chunk want?

To write his own column at NRO!

“Dennis also” is making me giggle. IS THAT WRONG?

Not necessarily, but Gigli was all kinds of wrong.

It might help if Dennis went back and collected the Lunch Lady’s posts and added one to the end of each of his. I always looked forward to hearing from the Lunch Lady.

Now, then, MOAR MANGOS, because badger man is boring and is basically a Troll 101 program.

Instead, a new insidious racism is supposedly energizing opposition to Obama, most expressly on the part of the Tea Party.

New?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure “new” isn’t part of the description we have for the racism that has been the founding base of this “all-new” astroturfed arrangement of old segregationists bent into frothy rage and incoherent policies at sheer umbrage to the idea that the most powerful person in this nation right now is a black man.

Generally beloved actor Morgan Freeman alleged just that: Racism, not stupid policies, is what is hurting Obama — and by extension blacks in general.

Yeah, even the “magical negro” who has made a career of telling scared whites that they aren’t really racist, because they like an actor who tells them they are wonderful just as they are and racism is only a minor misunderstanding easily fixed with a great speech, has had to acknowledge how ball’s out racist your movement is. This is what you might call a “clue”.

Also, he might be noticing that, because he fucking has EYES. It takes a level of denialism often not seen outside holocaust denial to argue that racism hasn’t been a MAJOR factor in the Obama presidency. Let me guess, VDH’s next post will be on the mean old “60s baptist preachers” who in their dog-whistle dog-whistle dog-whistle, tried to argue that there was racism in the KKK, which was also inherently ludicrous.

Next paragraph can be summarized thus:

If a single white person voted for Obama, racism never existed

Also apparently, the fact that more blacks voted for Obama than whites is inherently wrong. Apparently conservatives are simply owed an equal distribution of the black vote regardless of their actions.

No, seriously.

The white vote, incidentally, split far more evenly than did the black vote, which went overwhelmingly for Obama, at well over 90 percent.

Not sure, how you get much more entitled than that without becoming a stock rich villain on a Disney cartoon.

I found that fairly amusing for several picoseconds.

The Fool was pretty fun, but his persona got taken over too much. Yes, Josh was Bigfoot guy, and was really great at maintaining the credulous persona. Not really much of a troll I guess, but a really amusing oddity.

To write his own column at NRO!

I thought it already wrote all their columns?

FYWP. All’s I was doing was writing about Josh St. Lawrence’s awesome Bigfoot adventures.

Holy shit! I missed an entire thread!

I’ll start reading this one right now.

Hey badger, your mewls of protest would carry more weight if your original “deeply held beliefs” hadn’t so quickly dissolved away as the disingenuous concern trolling that they were on the briefest examinations.

Again, I’ll note you showed up professing to be a moderate and have revealed yourself to be so far into right-wing conspiracy theories that if you tried to enter reality, you’d probably get the Bends.

Disingenuous fucks don’t get anything but scorn. Don’t like it? Then stop being a miserable waste of flesh that has nothing to offer the world.

Now, back to post-it badgering your inane disingenuous blathering.

CUM makes me laugh. E$ra too.

Study up, Dennis. Get yourself some comedic skills.

Ezra always made me chuckle. Good stuff there. Well-crafted. And not trollery. More artful Poe-llery.

Hey badger, your mewls of protest would carry more weight if your original “deeply held beliefs” hadn’t so quickly dissolved away as the disingenuous concern trolling that they were on the briefest examinations.

TROLL NO UNERSTAND WORDS

CUM makes me laugh

makes note in iPhone for future reference

Rugged was hilarious, and also I really really liked the “don’t forget THE BUTTOCKS” guy.*

* OMG it works, I’ll totally be seen as less bitchy now!

makes note in iPhone for future reference

Teh kewl Coach has been identified!

Sorta relevant, but I really just wanted an excuse to link to this.

omg…i forgot about chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken potpie!

For trolling skillz I rate Dennis highly on the making-the-regulars-uncomfortable meter

Wow. I mean, wow.

Who’s he making uncomfortable, show of hands, please?

*crickets*

Subby, you need a better brand of recreational med.

Majorities in Ohio, Pennsylvania now say Obama doesn’t deserve re-election

Pennsylvania is in play, libs! This time really truly for reals, not like when the Messiah McCain thought it would be his key to victory in 2008!

Hey, Danni?

Grow a set, willya?

<i.Majorities in Ohio, Pennsylvania now say Obama doesn’t deserve re-election

This almost sounds like a….bookmark.

CUM makes me laugh.

Well, usually after I’ve caught my breath…

oh, eff…nymfail…

Disingenuous fucks don’t get anything but scorn. Don’t like it? Then stop being a miserable waste of flesh that has nothing to offer the world.

Danni would, but then he might start crying

<i.Majorities in Ohio, Pennsylvania now say Obama doesn’t deserve re-election

hey! dennis is right, actor…you are an a-hole…quit stealing my tagfail!!!

i forgot about chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken potpie!

One of the few good things to come out of Just Shoot Me.

dennis is right, actor…you are an a-hole…quit stealing my tagfail!!!

I’m not an a-hole.

I’m THE a-hole. Get it right.

I’m THE a-hole. Get it right.

uuuummmm…no…actually dennis says you are a GIANT a-hole…

Is Dennis our new troll?

Part of the new exchange program; I guess the SN! regular (Troofie?) went to Oliver.

actually dennis says you are a GIANT a-hole…

Well, see, his penis is so tiny that a mere crack in a sidewalk looks like his mom’s vagina.

I mean, raisins look at him and say, “Damn, that shit is shriveled!”

This almost sounds like a….bookmark.

I’m still waiting for “The Great Liberal Freakout,” myself.

The mangos continue:

When presidential approval polls dipped below 40 percent, was the treatment accorded Barack Obama less charitable than that accorded his predecessor, George W. Bush?

White people turning on Obama for not fixing everything instantly is not racism because…umm…black people are only supporting him because he’s black. Ha! Also, the people who hate him is totally the majority and the polls that show “disappointment” isn’t totally made up mostly of people who are disappointed he isn’t doing more. See, lots of people agree with my racism, that makes it not racism. And aren’t you liberals sorry that you noted that George Bush’s numbers dipped into the Crazification Factor of 27%? Huh, where’s your God President now? What? You don’t view presidents that way, that’s why you are criticizing his lack of action on certain issues? LALALALALA, YOU ARE THE REAL RACISTS!

So far Al Gore and Sen. John Glenn have not suggested that Obama is adopting Nazi or Brownshirt tactics, as they alleged of Bush.

Because Bush actually did. Real nazi tactics. Torture, concentration camps, meaningless invasions of countries for resource reasons that were blamed on the victims, targeting a religious minority group to shoulder blame for “all attacks on the motherland” and all the various anti-democratic moves he passed.

It was not a comparison happily made.

Also, I’ll note that not mentioned has been the constant accusation of being nazis that has been thrown at every liberal ever in the last 20 years at least by people far more powerful than a handful of retired politicians. I’m sure those were all retroactively just a reaction to mean liberals calling Bush’s policies legitimately fascist.

Wingnut self-justification, always able to make the space-time continuum it’s mother fucking bitch. Something a couple of years ago can cause something 20 years ago. How? Wingnut magic!

In fact, some of the most savage takedowns of Barack Obama have started to appear on the pages of the New York Times and the Huffington Post, where he is alleged to be an incompetent and weak purveyor of liberal values.

Yeah, it’s almost like liberals, unlike conservatives, actually have issues they care about more than “whose side is winning”. Like the actual suffering of real people and that these legitimate concerns often leads them into conflict with many politicians. And that’s before the conflicts of moderate politicians and liberal civil rights activists.

It’s like we’re a collection of real movements rather than a top-down hierarchy of authoritarian fetishists like the right. I know, crazy, right?

It is almost as if some of these progressives relish critiquing Obama, in assurance that their liberal bona fides guarantees that no one will charge them with racism.

Or like they care about the issues more than whether or not “their guy” is in power.

Also, snrk, BWAHAHAHA, oh man. Yeah, sure, liberals never call out their own on racism, racist cultural underlying, or a tendency to assign more agency to the black man than his white contemporaries because of unconscious racism. That never happens on the left.

But seriously, they don’t view racism as anything other than a weapon the left likes to wave around. They don’t think it means anything, but just is something that leftists attack them with because leftists are meanyheads. And critiques like this reveal just how little they understand the concept that these terms have actual meanings and actual arguments are being made.

In fact, the whole thing is basically just a six-year-old’s tantrum.

I mean, there’s little point in finishing the mangos. It’s just a six-year-old reacting badly to their parent telling them they can’t have the candy bar at the store after they beaned their sister in the head with their baseball bat.

“WAAHHH! Evil liberals! They made fun of Bush! I’m not racist, Obama is the real racist. WAAHHH! Billy gets the black vote, I want the black vote, mommy, buy me the black vote! WAAHHH!”

So yeah, dog-whistles and desperate self-justifications based mostly on projection.

Also, a complete inability to understand a single liberal argument.

This whole bit is circling around the idea that liberals acting as they are in reality is totally a hypocritical change from the right-wing fantasy that liberals deified Obama. So yeah, they are mostly whining about how reality isn’t conforming to their delusions.

As much as they pretend that the Tea Party isn’t just the far-right-wing of the Republican Party and mostly connected by racist resentment, it doesn’t change reality and doesn’t make the blacks take leave of their sanity and vote for them. As much as they pretend that liberals are just like them, they turn out to be genuinely cared about the welfare of real people and deeply invested in real issues not glorified popularity contests. As much as they pretend that history and reality are as they would want it to be, instead of how it was, reality continues, liberal bias and all, without them.

And they can’t handle it.

They worked so hard to build cognitive dissonance and embrace a fictional world, and the world had the gall not to follow suit.

And they’ll burn it all down in revenge, starting 20 years before reality made the first move.

*covers eyes*

ignoredennisignoredennisignoredennisignoredennisignoredennis…

The truth is, you’ve sold yourself off here as everybody’s underdog, so anything I say to you will have the gallery here screeching to high heaven that I was bullying you.

Butthurt much, Danni?

Sounds like sour grapes. Were you hoping Cerb would ask you on a date since you took up your sword and shield in his defense against the Big Bad Booty Daddy Actor?

Boy, did YOU bark up the wrong tree!

By the way, Danni, when you gonna ask me out on a date?

I mean, I’m soooooooooooo fascinating….fuck, I bore myself before I bore you, it seems….wouldn’t you want to, you know, get me drunk and see what I’m like in my Young & Hung thong and all that?

Of course you would. You know you would.

Your main regular is a giant asshole

How dare you say that about VS.

“Actor, please don’t think we’re jerks or we don’t like you for saying this, but we’re not comfortable making fun of the transgendered like you do. Okay for you, just letting you know why we feel that way. Please don’t be mad……okay?”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey, SubbyMcG! He’s picking on you now! He just called you my bitch!

He hasn’t annoyed me yet though he hasn’t amused me either. Subby’s suggestions are good, he should develop comic tag lines, a stripper wife or a spread of truth or some crypto-zoology.

For a horse without much ride in him he sure gets a lot of oats.

okay…patrick reusse and phil mackey are actually on espn1500 opining that calling people a fag shouldn’t be considered a slur towards all gay people, only the person being called a fag…and also, too…since when did that word become bad? it was used all the time years ago, and nobody said anything? what’s up with that?

somebody come hold my head so i quit banging it on my desk…

actor-

To be fair, this version of concern troll does tend to get under my skin, but I don’t think I’ve sinned so much against the gods of Sadly, no, that I was the one in need of humbling (expect for that one action that we no longer speak of…so…much…screaming…and they were so young…oh gods). But yeah, pretty sure the rest of the regulars have mostly been pointing and laughing with naught to concern them.

Also, on a purely academic note, it’s amazing to see the growth of a nascent right-wing meme. We had Donalde and Alkon go all-in on the insane conspiracy theory that you were pretty much everyone on Sadly, No and now we’ve got little trolls who despite being on this site, seeing that it isn’t the actor212 channel, nonetheless are still convinced that this site revolves around you.

Yeah, we simply had to shut down the site while you were gone and didn’t at all continue without you as we do with little to no impact other than people occasionally going “hey, where’s that actor guy, is he all right?”

I mean, not trying to slam you or anything, but for how the meme goes and how our resident troll acts, well you’re certainly made out to be more integral. And you’d think that trolling here they’d start to notice that no one’s really giving much of a specific shit about you and that the conversations aren’t just a bunch of sockpuppets nodding in agreement to your every word.

But then, that’s not how the wingnut meme’s work. An authority figure said it was true, so it’s true, lying eyes be damned.

And that is simply fascinating from a psychological perspective.

Okay, enough serious nerdery out of the way. People come here for the POOP and PENIS.

“zombie rotten mcdonald said,
September 28, 2011 at 21:37

Your main regular is a giant asshole

How dare you say that about VS.”

I’m genuinely a tad hurt. You are a mean zombie/architect.

<i.“Actor, please don’t think we’re jerks or we don’t like you for saying this, but we’re not comfortable making fun of the transgendered like you do. Okay for you, just letting you know why we feel that way. Please don’t be mad……okay?”

derp…i recall the latest incident of the alkon/tranny discussion as getting rather heated between actor and the others who took issue with it…including cerb…i recall this because i was rather uncomfortable with the tone the thread was taking…me no like confrontation…but in sadly style, everyone said their piece and went back to snarking as usual…dennis seems to be able to research his conspiracy theories pretty well, but seems to have difficulty finding this particular thread…

I mean, not trying to slam you or anything, but for how the meme goes and how our resident troll acts, well you’re certainly made out to be more integral.

Which, you know, to me is really weird. I’m here, what, eight hours a day tops? And there are long stretches of conversation that go on without any input from me, and no one seems to go “Gee, if only actor had been here!”

Hell, I wasn’t shocked there was a new thread posted in the hour I was eating lunch and nearly a hundred responses had been put up. Some of the brightest, sharpest, funniest people post here, and I’d hate, hate, to think that y’all wait around for me to say something.

So I’m glad you don’t. As I have said in the past, I’m not here for your amusement, I’m here for my own amusement. God help this place if I am the linchpin for it.

The ou and out racism in these right-wing fucks is actually making me physically sick. What’s pushing me right over the edge into vomit-my-lunch-all-over-the-nearest-republican territory is the fact that no-one, NO-ONE in the mainstream media is calling them on it. Those fucks are making speeches and writing op-eds that would do credit to the past Grand-Masters of the KKK, and everyone’s just wringing their hands and saying “well, it’s worse to call someone a racist than it is to be a racist”. Can we please get past this “oh, if they accuse us of being mean, then we have to prove we’re really nice, because then they’ll like us and work with us” bullshit?

They don’t want to work with us, they want to wipe us off the face of the earth (while keeping a select few in chains so that they don’t have to dirty their hands doing anything laborious, like actually producing stuff). They want to hold all the money, they want to subjugate the rest of us, and they fap frantically every night to dreams of what it was like in 1900, and the Robber Barons reigned.

Those guys are fucking racists, and they’re running the Republican party. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

People come here for the POOP and PENIS.

but they stay for teh goatse…

The point there was never to defend Cerb, but to ask why he gives you a pass

No no! Danni, you DEFENDED Cerb by asking me why I was so mean to him!

Wow, you really are deeply in denial about who you are and what your orientation is, aintcha?

NO-ONE in the right wing mainstream media is calling them on it. Those fucks are making speeches and writing op-eds that would do credit to the past Grand-Masters of the KKK

Fixed your post for self-referential clarity

Dennis-

Go fuck yourself.

Also, actor is an asshole. He chose to be less than he could be when he decided to go all-in on transphobic slurs. I’ve called him out on it, others have called him in on it and he chooses not too because he’s chosen to appear as an asshole rather than make himself better.

But see, your stalker ass, is fucking creepy and it’s probably annoying to no one other than me. And the reason that I still encounter your inane prattle is because you haven’t yet annoyed me to the point where I want to severely change how I read and enjoy this site just to be able to turn you the fuck off.

So yeah, I’m “ignoring” you for my own sanity, because I’m probably the only one on this goddamn site that you are actually annoying. Your stalker target and erotic obsession?

He doesn’t give a shit. He sees you as a second-rate toy from a toy he has already savaged. You are the shit in the toilet bowl to him. He responds to you not out of anything other than it amuses him to do so.

So, get a fucking life and if you really need to cream actor all day, then just go to his blog and do so. Because you have never been interesting and hell, the only one you have ever annoyed is me and that has more to do with what you represent than what you are.

And yeah, yeah, I know, I’ll go back to rotoscoping badgers and if I keep getting sucked in, then I’ll start reading this through RSS feed like a chump.

you’re a giant a-hole for making fun of his condition,

condition? really?

I’m genuinely a tad hurt. You are a mean zombie/architect.

yeah, sorry VS. I just didn’t want to give actor too much credit.

but they stay for teh goatse…

They actually 8stay* for Danni?

he should develop…a stripper wife

Why limit this suggestion to one troll?

You are a mean zombie/architect.

SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?

Shorter Victor Fucking Wacko Whatever:

Obama isn’t even a real nigger. But Herman Cain is, and he’s OUR kind of Uncle Tom nigger to boot! WIn-Win! Whoot!

Josh St. Lawrence was/is a brilliant piece of performance art. Unless it was the real dude, which is even fucking better.

Dennis, you putrid hunk of shit, Obama drops his “g”s from time to time because he was raised by old Midwestern white people. He probably says “Tuesdee” sometimes, too.

I just didn’t want to give actor too much credit.

Yea, main regular? Really? I’m barely here in comparison

condition?

Dennis, you putrid hunk of shit, Obama drops his “g”s from time to time because he was raised by old Midwestern white people. He probably says “Tuesdee” sometimes, too.

hey, i still say y’all from time to time and i haven’t lived in texas for nearly 30 years!

Naw kid, they’re not really elephant scabs.

So, get a fucking life and if you really need to cream actor all day, then just go to his blog and do so.

Well, he would, but I had to block him there because, you know, he’s an asshole and all.

condition?

ikr?

Playing catch-up here:

And seriously, if Obama’s election was a great proud moment for America’s racial evolution. Then the aftermath has been a contender for the list of greatest shames. The media and mouthbreathers haven’t been this cringe-inducingly embarrassing since 9/11 and at least then you could vaguely blame it on the shock of seeing the country attacked for only the second time since the War of 1812.

I understood why Obama’s election was viewed as a huge milestone, but I never was dumb enough to think it meant we’d “gotten over” racism.

Using a example from my other country, as I often do – in 1936, France had a Jewish Prime Minister (one small step for Leon Blum, one giant’s leap for tolerance, etc, etc, etc). Four years after his election, the man was arrested by Vichy and eventually transferred to a German concentration camp, where he spent the last two years of the war. And whatever the postwar mythology may have said, don’t ever let anyone tell you that “oh, it was just because the Germans made us do it.”

Not that I expect anything that drastic to happen to Obama in this day and age, but the point is other countries have elected hated minorities to positions of leadership long before us. Didn’t end racism in those cases either. You could make a good case that it exacerbated it. Lo and behold – we’re doing it too.

Lunch Lady!

“N__B said,
September 28, 2011 at 21:50

he should develop…a stripper wife

Why limit this suggestion to one troll?

You are a mean zombie/architect.

SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?”

I bet he doesn’t make you listen to the entire Mekons catalog on a loop.

Actor, I’m still looking for the Left-Wing MSM. NPR doesn’t count, because they’re as cowardly as anyone else when the Right-Fucks jump up and down and accuse them of anything.

And the most Left-Wing reportage on TV comes from Stephen Colbert, and a lot of people don’t realize he’s joking.

Yea, main regular? Really? I’m barely here in comparison

many of us say you’re not all there, actor.

You are a mean zombie/architect.

SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?

Pablo Picasso was never called asshole.

hey, i still say y’all from time to time and i haven’t lived in texas for nearly 30 years!

also, too…i feel really old now…tomorrow is my 46th natal anniversary…is it wrong to drink at work?

Not that I expect anything that drastic to happen to Obama in this day and age

Chris, they would if they could. They would if they could.

hey, i still say y’all from time to time and i haven’t lived in texas for nearly 30 years!

I picked up “y’all” in Iowa where they still laughed at me for the way I said “about”.

many of us say you’re not all there, actor.

*whew*

Cuz I left my right arm in Pawtucket.

Also, mango: “Generally beloved actor Morgan Freeman…”

I’m sure that now Morgan Freeman will be unable to get parts as the kindly older black man or the seasoned cop or, like, narrating films about penguins because he suggested that perhaps the president is getting more pushback from these douchecanoes because they’re racist as fuck.

the entire federal racial industry of the last 50 years

Notice that time window. VD Hanson is including the Civil Rights Act and subsequent anti-discrimination legislation as examples of the “federal racial industry” designed to exploit white liberal guilt and steal their money for the benefit of undeserving black people.

Also, snrk, BWAHAHAHA, oh man. Yeah, sure, liberals never call out their own on racism

Yeah, I like that one.

All the problems of the Democratic Party for the last forty years can be summarized by “we called out our own on racism” (and their fee-fees were hurt and they ran bawling to the GOP). And by “we,” I mean the liberals in the party, the same DFHs that’re currently being called “National Socialists,” “the real racists” and God knows what else.

Continue the joke.

I picked up “y’all” in Iowa where they still laughed at me for the way I said “about”.

In fairness, the way Canadians say “about” is pretty hilarious.

And also, “condition”? Really? really?

Concern Troll is working some massive fail, there.

is it wrong to drink at work?

Only if you’re an engineer.

Either kind.

Pablo Picasso was never called asshole.

I bet Dora Maar said it at least once.

I picked up “y’all” in Iowa where they still laughed at me for the way I said “about”.

well, duh! it’s not ‘a-boat’ for dog’s sake! also, too…i was mocked in texas for saying ‘pill-o’ instead of ‘pill-a’…that still hurts…

Pablo Picasso was never called asshole.

You so funny.

s it wrong to drink at work?

Only if you’re an engineer.

That’s why I eat popcorn at lunch and hope it ferments in my stomach.

Now now, give Danni some slack here….”condition” was probably the kindest word he could come up with….

Hey, Danni, will ya grow a set?

Your main regular is a giant asshole

Disappointingly, he is not mendacious or disembodied.

self-absorbed, self-indulgent, inappropriately dressed 70 year old bff mom

My kinda woman!

Well, at least he avoided anally raping Classical History this time.

Baby steps, Victor, baby steps.

To a conservative, someone who fought in the fierce arena of private commerce deserves respect in a way that someone establishing race as essential rather than incidental to his character, in hopes of garnering state advantage, does not.

SRSLY? Private commerce is a “fierce arena” now? Being a fucking CEO deserves respect? Dubya killed Arbusto Oil, just like teh Founding Fathers intended! Romney got all those workers shit-canned FOR YOU, AMERIKA. Trump pimping US bankruptcy laws (& then openly laughing in everyone’s face about it) so as to spend his whole life surfing on other folks’ savings is EXACTLY like being a WW2 vet, but even braver because there’s no GI Bill for billionaires, sheeple! They worked their fingers to the bone for years doing it, too (where “worked their fingers to the bone” = “got suck-up workaholic henchpersons to do all the heavy lifting while they were on the golf course “networking” where to go for the best scat-play-friendly dominatrix to hire for their next private soiree)!

“Establishing race as central to his character” – Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? I can only assume that both of Obama’s books are all-race all-the-time, because he literally never alludes to being black, unless someone else brings it up in a questionable manner – or on the very rare occasions when he uses it as a rhetorical tool to butter up voters.

For tea-partiers, race is irrelevant: Being a Godfather’s Pizza CEO apparently is proof of greater accomplishment than a long political career, an Ivy League degree, or a distinguished tenure on Wall Street.

Race … irrelevant … to Teabaggers. Wingnut PLEASE.

Yeah, sure, the elitist Obama passed the Lily Ledbetter Act & oversaw the end of DADT … but because he loves the U.S. of A. so damn much, that great patriot Herman Cain passed the “Free Large Coke With Two Or More Large Pizzas Act Of 2007” – bookmark it, libs!

Bbkf, you mean “a-boot”

It’s always made me giggle.

My kinda woman!

i can bring her by…what works for you? new york is how many hours from mn? doesn’t matter…i will be there…oooohhh, immediately?!?!?

drops his g’s

Ain’t no g thang.

What?

White person time out box? Ear-cringingly bad attempt to be street? 15 minutes in the penalty box?

Stupid fucking referee, I barely butchered it.

He drops his ‘g’s when he wants to drop his ‘g’s,

And that’s a problem why?

like Harry Reid said and later apologized for saying, isn’t that wonderful that he can do that and be articulate when he wants to be too.

And the problem is what Reid said, or the apology?

like Harry Reid said and later apologized for saying, isn’t that wonderful that he can do that and be articulate when he wants to be too.

Um, that’s not what he said at all, douche. He said that he doesn’t have a “Negro dialect.” And Harry Reid’s a fucking racist, so I don’t know why you think this is some sort of argument confirming VD Hanson’s bullshit.

And I think that it’s pretty fucking funny that you think that dropping one’s “g”s is the way to appeal to black people, and that doing so somehow makes you inarticulate.

Any of all y’all that are feeling constrained by your duties from drinking enough can feel assured that I will be making up for any slackers as I prepare for the 162nd game of the season. I’m half hoping there’ll be a 163rd though it wouldn’t help the rotation in the next round.

Historic collapse, hell yeah.

Bbkf, you mean “a-boot”

It’s always made me giggle.

no, no, no! had a college prof or two from canuckistan, and they took umbrage at a-boot…ms. minton actually said, ‘it’s ‘a-boat’, dammit!’ and then she said ‘zed’ and called the cross-walk a ‘zebra’ and we all cracked up…

Private commerce is a “fierce arena” now?

Do you know how many maincures Vikram Pandit had to get before he was CEO of Citigroup????

Being a Godfather’s Pizza CEO apparently is proof of greater accomplishment than a long political career, an Ivy League degree, or a distinguished tenure on Wall Street.

So suddenly inexperience is a GOOD thing, VDH?

Come on. “Zed” is awesome.

doesn’t matter…i will be there…oooohhh, immediately?!?!?

So it’s a threesome? I’d better cancel my goat for this evening.

someone establishing race as essential rather than incidental to his character, in hopes of garnering state advantage, does not.

Noting again that VDH includes the civil rights act within his 50 years of “federal racial industry”, as if he is nostalgic for a time when parts of the US had apartheid policies that established race as essential to character by law

“Zed” is awesome.

Totes. I would say it myself if I didn’t think it would make me look like a pretentious twat.

No, I like “zed.”

Any of all y’all that are feeling constrained by your duties from drinking enough can feel assured that I will be making up for any slackers as I prepare for the 162nd game of the season. I’m half hoping there’ll be a 163rd though it wouldn’t help the rotation in the next round.

oh, feck…the twins are flirting with 100 losses…thank dog their season ends tonight…

Not that it matters, but might as well note this.

Concern trolling me on trans issues? MISTAKE.

Concern trolling me on trans issues while referring to me as a “he”? EVEN BIGGER MISTAKE.

Come on. “Zed” is awesome.

I concur. Zod (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Zod) is even better. But ZOG sucks balls.

In Iowa if I wrote papers in Canadianese and spelled colour with a “u” every now and then a TA would circle it and write “PRETENTIOUS” and I could go get my mark raised a point because they fucked up.

Not that the judgment as an overall comment was wrong or anything…

So it’s a threesome? I’d better cancel my goat for this evening.

keep the goat…i’m just coming for the POOP and PENIS…

someone establishing race as essential rather than incidental to his character

That must be why he ran as “the post-racial president.”

1968 proves that liberals don’t call out racism in the Democratic party.

(Note that I have chosen these words carefully).

“Zed” is awesome.

I’m just not so sure about the diaper

Danni, what do you think? You’re the arbiter of all things manly underwearwise…

Totes. I would say it myself if I didn’t think it would make me look like a pretentious twat.

i whip it out every so often…but i’m used to funny looks…

The fact is, concern trolls are just like hitlre you hippy faggots.

Come on. “Zed” is awesome.

but those thigh high boots are ridiculous.

keep the goat…i’m just coming for the POOP and PENIS…

First, the PENIS.

It’s a guy thang, k?

Concern trolling me on trans issues? MISTAKE.

cerbs, i’m concerned…what condition is your condition in?

And I think that it’s pretty fucking funny that you think that dropping one’s “g”s is the way to appeal to black people, and that doing so somehow makes you inarticulate.

Pretty sure VDH didn’t either

Danni, do you even remember what you write from one minute to the next?

That sure would explain a lot.

i whip it out every so often…but i’m used to funny looks…

I have noticed that also too.

I didn’t meet any Canadian’s until I made friends with the McKenzies in 4th grade. My brother and I would repeatedly ask the younger to say “there’s a mouse in the house” and laugh our asses off.

They were extremely polite people.

i whip it out every so often…but i’m used to funny looks…

I have noticed that also too.

You guys get funny looks?

I usually get a citation. Maybe I should do that someplace besides the local high school…

“In Iowa if I wrote papers in Canadianese and spelled colour with a “u” every now and then a TA would circle it and write “PRETENTIOUS” and I could go get my mark raised a point because they fucked up.”

That’s pretty funny. You should have protested in this really over-the-top British accent…thrown in some “guvnas” for good measure.

Cerb? I apologize for not checking first as to which gender pronoun you’d prefer.

I may be an asshole but I do try to be sensitive to such niceties. From now on, you’re feminine to me.

McKenzies in 4th grade

you went to school with bob and doug mckenzie?!?!?! lucky…

speaking of evening goat, I’ve seriously been considering cooking up a pot of Birria de Chivo but am concerned that the wife might not approve. Maybe I’ll trick her (not veiled anything)

My introduction to Canuck accents was “You Can’t Do That on Television”

I remember, even as a kid, thinking “Where the fuck are these kids from?”

you went to school with bob and doug mckenzie?!?!?! lucky…

That reminds me: Rush was not named to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame once more.

I get another year to chortle.

bob and doug

no but that would have been waaaay better.

Oh, & I’m sure Obama dropping a few g’s or developing a little twang is IN NO WAY due to spending time prior to a speech hearing exactly such linguistic quirks from everyone around him, because as we all know accents are determined at birth & can never ever be altered by one’s social environment.

Dropped g’s = the new ARUGULA!

G-Gate is Obama’s (latest) Katrina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know what’s weird? i.t. was in here scanning me (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) and updating and whatnot because of the random radio playing in my computer, and ever since, the font and its size are different on this site…i do not like…

Did you read the article linked to by Tintin, perchance? You know, the…. topic of the blog post?

*yawn* This is getting boring. I’m done playing with this one.

“you went to school with bob and doug mckenzie?!?!?! lucky…”

LULZ

bbkf-

Serious answer: Fucked over by the lack of access to health care in this country. So, wheels spinning in neutral.

Silly answer: It’s conditionally conditioned, but only when I condition with conditioner.

“You Can’t Do That on Television”

i forgot about that show! my little sister LOVED it…erg…

because as we all know accents are determined at birth & can never ever be altered by one’s social environment.

Thin ha cum Jorge Bush never sounds laik him frum ConnecTIcuTah?

Victor Davis Hanson. Remind me again. How do you get to be a professor of the classics without learning a single thing from them? How do you look at the grandeur and sweep of the accomplishment of our ancestors. Or not, after all its not like Italians or Greeks were greeted with parades and ticker tape at Ellis island. Come to think of it, Hanson is not really too common of a name in the Mediterranean part of the world where all of these classics got written.
How do you teach the history of Greece and Rome without learning about hubris? How do you look at the history of Sparta and see something noble to be emulated, instead of a bunch of slave owning, violent freaks? Yeah, they beat some tough odds on the battlefield, but they were regularly schooled by the effete, decadent, and pedophilic (fine, pederastic to split a pretty noxious hair) Athenians? So we celebrate Spartan democracy in our civics class? or the golden age of Sparta? or the great Spartan philosophers, playwrights or poets? Or do you find the Spartans were too busy making war on invaders, their neighbors and their slaves, to do any of the things that made life worth living in the first place?
Or how do you study the history of Rome and the noble patrician families without learning the cost of military adventurism? Once Rome got too bored with fighting their own wars and started paying other people to fight for them, how long did it take for those foreign soldiers to start camping in the imperial palace?
The only thing VDH sees in the classics is a mirror of his own prejudices. As far as I can tell, Victor doesn’t care about the cradle of civilization, or the arts or philosophy or really any part of history that isn’t about slaughtering the barbarians and ignoring the part where they get tired of it and slaughter back.

ever since, the font and its size are different on this site…i do not like…

Windows 7 fucked up the symmetry goatse rollover text.

“symmetry in my”

How do you look at the history of Sparta and see something noble to be emulated, instead of a bunch of slave owning, violent freaks?

Because Gerard Butler looked hot in his leather thong and shut up, that’s how.

actor:

Do any of these wingnuts remember what they are writing sentence to sentence. It seems half of the things I go mango-diving into jump from argument to argument like a schizophrenic squirrel not caring about the disconnect from line to line because those are just the track marks on their souls from their 100 a day cognitive dissonance habit.

Also, thanks on the other post. That actually means something and I want you to know I appreciate that even though I disagree with you on other topics.

Silly answer: It’s conditionally conditioned, but only when I condition with conditioner.

unconditionally…

also, too…i’d give you a big ol’ hug if i could…and (i’m willing to take some mocking from dennis on this one) our healthcare sucks so bad and it pisses me off…irony: i work for a health care foundation…

Mmmm, I luvs me some birrîa. With habaneros and lots of cilantro.

Is that what that rollover is? Goatse? I thought it was symbolic logic beyond my recollection and/or grasp.

Because Gerard Butler looked hot in his leather thong and shut up, that’s how.

i think you will find that this answer is suitable for nearly every question…

Do any of these wingnuts remember what they are writing sentence to sentence.

I guess when you believe history began twenty minutes before you were born, a narrative through-line is unimportant.

And you’re welcome. I try not to hurt people I respect. I can’t say I’m successful all the time.

Because Gerard Butler looked hot in his leather thong and shut up, that’s how.

i think you will find that this answer is suitable for nearly every question…

Danni? You’re a fascist…care to comment?

*making note* Expand “Y&H” line to include leather thongs…

Windows 7 fucked up the symmetry goatse rollover text.

OMG! srsly…i have been wondering what the ‘symbolism’ was…d’oh!

Mmmm, I luvs me some birrîa
Chacun à son goat.

I guess when you believe history began twenty minutes before you were born, a narrative through-line is unimportant.

i think they actually believe that history begins at the moment of their conception…the earth stopped turning for a sec, the heavens opened and the angels sang…

I thought it was symbolic logic beyond my recollection and/or grasp.

Grasp is a funny way to put it.

Grasp is a funny way to put it.

oh…i see what he did there…and now want to unsee it…

Oh, holy shit. I just got that.

Do any of these wingnuts remember what they are writing sentence to sentence. It seems half of the things I go mango-diving into jump from argument to argument like a schizophrenic squirrel not caring about the disconnect from line to line because those are just the track marks on their souls from their 100 a day cognitive dissonance habit.

Shorter Cerbie: “Actor, pleeeease be my friend.”

Really? You read that from all that?

yes, we’ve got some beautiful shiny orange habaneros from the garden that are aching to be consumed. plus our local mexican grocer is selling some nice looking goat, which is what inspired the idea for birria to start.

Shorter Cerbie: “Actor, pleeeease be my friend.”

dennis, you are truly a soulless excuse for a human…

Mmmm, I luvs me some birrîa
Chacun à son goat.

Ohjeez, that was bad! Someone call me a cabra…

plus our local mexican grocer is selling some nice looking goat, which is what inspired the idea for birria to start.

That goat, she a virgin?

yes, we’ve got some beautiful shiny orange habaneros from the garden that are aching to be consumed. plus our local mexican grocer is selling some nice looking goat, which is what inspired the idea for birria to start.

hmmm…i’m pretty sure if i consumed habaneros and goat, the birria would turn into diarrhea…

or dennis…which is an easier way to spell diarrhea…

Substance McGravitas said,
For trolling skillz I rate Dennis highly on the making-the-regulars-uncomfortable meter

Relies heavily on the “let’s-you-and-him-fight” gambit.

I remember making some chili and overdoing it on the habaneros. That was one delicious, nearly-inedible batch of chili.

I want to know why you’re a hypocrite in that you allow people here to bash transsexuals with little to no recourse from them because they’re liberals like you, why your principles don’t trump your ideology.

I can’t speak for Cerebrus, but here’s an elementary fucking guess: maybe it’s because Cerebrus knows that even if actor has said some things that she doesn’t particularly like or agree with, that actor doesn’t think she should be beaten, killed, or treated like a second-class citizen.

See, there’s this thing that ADULTS are able to do, which is: recognize that there are a lot of people who might from time to time say something we don’t like or agree with who are still, at heart and when it comes down to brass tacks, good people. Unlike you.

Good one Smut. Maybe all those complainers about the nanny state are worried that Bloomberg is going to serve them barbacoa de cabrito.

Oh, and the dropped “g”s thing?

Fuck that noise. Pretty much everyone tailors their speech to the people they’re speaking with. Why? Becuase it’s fucking STUPID not to do it.

I can’t speak for Cerebrus, but here’s an elementary fucking guess: maybe it’s because Cerebrus knows that even if actor has said some things that she doesn’t particularly like or agree with, that actor doesn’t think she should be beaten, killed, or treated like a second-class citizen.

It’s interesting he didn’t make the same comment to me about being bashed for being Christian.

And yet, the people who mocked that part of me and I still manage to get along, and pretty well.

See, Danni, the difference between a liberal and a nao-con fascist like you? We don’t wear the jackboots. And while we’re all going in the same direction, we’re not goosestepping together.

Let’s help to improve the way Dennis feels about himself with some affirmations and praise by focusing on what he’s doing right instead of what he’s doing wrong.

I, for one, am very pleased that he’s not a copypasta troll.

Good job, Dennis!

Let’s help to improve the way Dennis feels about himself with some affirmations and praise by focusing on what he’s doing right instead of what he’s doing wrong.

I like that he confines himself to old threads mostly, and usually remembers to take his meds.

Way to go, Danni!

Alright, I admit it: I’m Dennis.

The joke’s gone on far too long. Sorry about all that, folks.

Dennis is good enough, he’s smart enough, and, doggone it, people like him!

I wish actor would stop calling Dennis Danni. One of my favorite porn stars is named Danni and I sure don’t want them associated in my mind.

One of my favorite porn stars is named Danni and I sure don’t want them associated in my mind.

Sheesh. Now I have to make up another sobriquet?

Denee? Does that work for you?

Don’t know how you consider that concern-trolling, calling you out on your hypocrisy, but whatever.

I know you’re just being a troll, but I’m going to take a moment to tell you something: it’s none of your fucking business how someone deals with his/her/hir oppression. You’ve already shown yourself to be a fucking transphobe, so seriously. Shut the fuck up.

I suggest “Denny”.

Can anyone explain why “Dennis” is obsessed with Cerberus and actor? Being into straight guys and transwomen, that’s just bizarre.

his/her/hir

“Hir”?

Never seen that one before. That’s clever.

How bout ‘Dennis’? being who he is is punishment enough. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be called that.

How bout ‘Dennis’? being who he is is punishment enough. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be called that.

“Didn’t know he was called Dennis.”
“Didn’t bother to find out, though, did you?”

also, too…i feel really old now…tomorrow is my 46th natal anniversary…is it wrong to drink at work?

Happy birthday. And no.

I thought it was symbolic logic beyond my recollection and/or grasp.

Grasp is a funny way to put it.

Now, see, I was going to ask if he had tiny little T Rex arms but NO you had to pre-ruin it for me.

Mmmm, I luvs me some birrîa
Chacun à son goat.

Yoink, I’ve now totally stoled that and will use it without giving you the slightest credit. *tents fingers* Mwahahahaha!

How bout ‘Dennis’?

I wouldn’t want to insult Kucinich

Chacun à son goat.

Yoink, I’ve now totally stoled that and will use it without giving you the slightest credit. *tents fingers* Mwahahahaha!

It works even better if you say it in Canadian…

apparently whites don’t mind that one bit in Herman Cain, much to the chagrin of liberals who would like to think otherwise.

Yeah, it’s old news that they actually LIKE it when it’s one of those bizarre creatures known as black Republicans doing it (after all, it might distract low-information black voters from the arsenic-enriched snake-oil they’re selling … plus I imagine they think it’s quaint), whereas when anyone else does it it’s pandering & playing (dunt dunt DUUUUUUN) The Race Card.

The chagrinned liberals who’d like to think otherwise – where are all these butthurt libs you speak of? Personally I could care less whether they think Cain’s accent is hokey or awesome. Fact is, his policy ideas are fucking moronic to a degree that’d make Trig Palin facepalm & he thinks discrimination RAWKS when it’s against those icky Muzlimz. Yes, you CAN be a total waste of skin, even when said skin isn’t lily-white … & pointing that out makes ME the real racist!

I’m not concern-trolling you, Cerb. I want to know why you’re a hypocrite in that you allow people here to bash transsexuals with little to no recourse from them because they’re liberals like you, why your principles don’t trump your ideology.

My, my, my. Aren’t you just a pip?

Not being a mod, Cerberus is unable to “allow” or “disallow” anyone to say anything here. Transphobia is sufficiently omnipresent in the culture that I imagine Cerberus tunes it out much of the time, particularly so in the context of a place not exactly known for its raging sensitivity to political correctness. Also, I know it’s hard for you to see this, but “Arnold Alkon LOL” isn’t quite the same thing as “teh demonic gearbox freakazoid Chaz Bono is a menace to Amerika’s Youth because EEEEEEEEWWWWW!”

Your “argument” is drawing flies.

Can anyone explain why “Dennis” is obsessed with Cerberus and actor? Being into straight guys and transwomen, that’s just bizarre.

Threaten to kill him…

“Hir”?

It’s really just a gender-neutral pronoun, so I could’ve left off his and her…in other words, it’s not a specific term to refer to a transperson or a genderqueer person, but to all people. If that makes sense.

Why must I be called racist just because I hate that halfrican muslim rapist welfare thug eating fried chicken and knocking back 40s in the “White” House?

P.S. I forgot to mention his subhuman gorilla wife. Sorry for the oversight.

Fine. Just call him the tedious troll du jour. I thought about calling him incontinent, impotent, diseased, criminal, or perverted, but then I realize there are people in all of those groups with real problems, who don’t need me making their day any worse by associating them with tedious old shit-for-brains Den Den.

*not that the tedious, the old, or the shit-for-brained, need to be associated with him either.

Dennis – Please repeat last transmission. You’re coming in broken and stupid.

in other words, it’s not a specific term to refer to a transperson or a genderqueer person, but to all people. If that makes sense.

Oddly, I had this discussion….errr, was it here? Some blog….just a few weeks ago: a good neutral pronoun. Hell, I was searching Esperanto for something (turns out they continue the Romantic language tradition of genderizing shit).

With something like a “hir” one can start to construct a non-awkward syntax and grammar.

who don’t need me making their day any worse by associating them with tedious old shit-for-brains Den Den.

“Den Den” is PERFECT! Thank you, kind stranger!

Can anyone explain why “Dennis” is obsessed with Cerberus and actor? Being into straight guys and transwomen, that’s just bizarre.

Threaten to kill him…

Right? Brother just can’t get any attention, can you?

I am surprised, however, that you find my inquiry so offensive.

Psst, Den Den….when so many people find your “inquiry so offensive,” maybe it’s not the inquiry….maybe it’s the inquirer.

Just, you know, a thought. Something you aren’t particularly familiar with, I know, but hey! Learning starts somewhere!

Well, except that he told me that I was oppressing him by being moderate, your point might be valid.

It’s like, ‘you’re being kind of hypocritical don’t you think, Cerbie?’ His response is “Fuck you, Dennis”, which I fully expected would be response, so I’m in no way surprised. I am surprised, however, that you find my inquiry so offensive.

Oh yeah, you post a “defense” in which you continue to use a pronoun Cerebrus has said – in this very thread – that she finds offensive, but you’re SOOOOOO “surprised” as to why anyone with two brain cells to rub together thinks you’re a fucking asshole.

Fuck off, troll. You’re ugly and you smell bad.

It’s like, ‘you’re being kind of hypocritical don’t you think, Cerbie?’ His response is “Fuck you, Dennis”, which I fully expected would be response, so I’m in no way surprised. I am surprised, however, that you find my inquiry so offensive.

Dennis, the fact that you insist on referring to her as “he” despite the fact that she’s stated that she identifies as a woman is FAR more than enough to make her response to you completely reasonable, whether your inquiry is justified or not.

Right? Brother just can’t get any attention, can you?

It was obsessed with me for about a day there, then forgot I existed. You keep him. DO NOT WANT. He smells like FAIL.

Oh….

Den Den?

*ahem*

win!

Vis-a-vis concern-trolling.

You keep him.

He’s like herpes. Keeps coming back.

Vis-a-vis concern-trolling

The hills are aliiiiiiiive with concern trollinnnnnnnnnnng……

Also Dennis;

Pretending to side with Cerberus, as if this crowd actually would hate transgendered people, is pretty fucking lame and insulting to Cerberus. You’re insulting her intelligence by playing what amounts to a race card with her.

Such a typical wingnut. Didn’t Sub tell you to get funny. We’re waiting, bitch.

Spearhafoc, whose shopworn nym-changing is shopworn said,
September 28, 2011 at 22:46

“Alright, I admit it: I’m Dennis.”

No, I am the real Dennis!

PROTIP: want to make a sound case for something?

Linking to infowars.com = DOING IT WRONG. Most of the posters there make Drudge look like H.L. Mencken.

One might do a little research to see if AP also dropped the g’s in transcripts of Bush speeches, if one was not a fucking troll but a person who was interested in actually determining racial bias … & if one believed that such a trivial point had real merit either way.

But gosh, why bother? After all, the liberal media spending years pandering to a nation-wide movement to get John McCain to release his long-form birth certificate cleared all that wacky “Race Card” shit right up, amirite?

No, I am the real Dennis!

I challenge you to a Dennis-off! Whichever one of us can sound the most concerned and douchy “wins”.

Having just finished reading the rest of the thread, I would like to say, I AM NOT REALLY DENNIS.

I challenge you to a Dennis-off!

I did that this morning with a tube sock on.

“Shorter St. Jim: “False equivalency!!!””

I was gonna say “bullshit” but the third exclamation point has convinced me.

Shorter St. Jim: “False equivalency!!!”

Oh no, Den Den, jim’s point is spot on! You’re accusing me of being bigoted, yet I don’t see you running off to American Thinker or the FOX News blogs to remind your fellow fascists that Chaz Bono is a thinking, feeling human!

So very accurate and truthful equivalency.

And, oh yea…WIN!

BBL – gotta go pinch off a Dennis…

Damn, the badgers do dance quite divinely.

“Whichever one of us can sound the most concerned and douchy “wins”.’

I bow to your superior concern and douchy skills Mr Spearhafoc sir.

Mmmm, I luvs me some birrîa
Chacun à son goat.

i don’t get it…

So I’m wondering how it is that he blames me for his oppression but not a giant asshole on this blog who routinely makes fun of transsexuals. [citation needed]

I am Dennis.

I challenge you to a Dennis-off! Whichever one of us can sound the most concerned and douchy “wins”.

damn you! that was almost a funyun out the nose…

Sheesh, I poked the troll once (which he ignored) last week and imposed self-banishment for a couple of days as punishment. I finally get the badgers installed and working and they’re dancing fabulously and now everybody keeps quoting so I still have to see the dreck.

Please stop.

I work pretty damn hard to keep those things off me.

not as hard as they do…

Shorter Dennis: I am running out of POOP & this wall appears to have been coated in Teflon.

Congrats on finally recognizing my existence, by the way.

♬ ♬ Girl, you’re a woman now … ♬ ♬

i haven’t laffed this hard in a long time…

Fact is, his policy ideas are fucking moronic to a degree that’d make Trig Palin facepalm & he thinks discrimination RAWKS when it’s against those icky Muzlimz.

As with Allen West, that single factor’s done more to earn him GOP claps and cheers than any other.

They’re the Charles Coughlins of the twenty-first century: coming from a rather unpopular minority, but so eager and thrilled to attack an even-less-popular minority that the mainstream bigots are happy to have them along. For Coughlin it was Teh J00z, for West/Cain it’s Filthy Hajjis.

you think we like being here?

Substance McGravitas said,

September 28, 2011 at 22:12 (kill)

Come on. “Zed” is awesome.

Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead.

The cardinal sin committed by Dennis is not his trollery, it’s the fact that he is b-o-r-i-n-g. Da Cool Coach had those great “ding dong dilly” and “badoodle boo-ya!” tics, Rugged in Montana had his badger and pelican obsessions. The Fool had his weird “up on the backstroke” moments with his “hot ex-stripper wife”. Hell, even Tr00fie had his footbullet-y “Bookmark this!” and “LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” moments.

Dennis is simply dishwater dull, and so the badgers dance. No need to even engage the dullard, folks.

Dennis’ cardinal sin isn’t his trollery, it’s the fact that he is B-O-R-I-N-G. Da Cool Coach had his funny “badoodle boo-ya” and “ding dong dilly” verbal tics. Rugged in Montana had his hilarious pelican obsession. Even Tr00fie had his “Bookmark this!” and “LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL” footbullet moments.

Dennis is dull as dishwater, and so the badgers dance. No need to engage with him, he’s boring, and not boring in a sexy way.

The truth is…

Is that the new “The fact is…” around here nowadays?

Fail makes Dennis fap.

Da Cool Coach had his funny “badoodle boo-ya” and “ding dong dilly” verbal tics.

Speaking of which, why hasn’t Coach Urban Meyer been here lately to proclaim the inevitable victory of Super Sarah, the Power Palin?

B4, your comment was better the second time.

O.K., fake donald was me.

Dennis is rather astonishing. How a human being (yes I presume but hey) could have the same self awareness as does a slug is remarkable.

Since you didn’t bother to change your URL it was easy to tell, gm.

Dennis is rather astonishing. How a human being (yes I presume but hey) could have the same self awareness as does a slug is remarkable.

Not sure if Den Den could pass a Turing test.

I work pretty damn hard to keep those things off me.

Wait, are we talking about the leeches? Or the giant black bats?

POOPY POOP POOPYHEADS ARE BIG POOPYHEADS

Spearhafoc:

Alright, I admit it: I’m Dennis.

Man, that would have been awesome. Not because I would have liked it, but because then we would be free from a troll that only annoys me and no one else.

Sigh, on the Dennis thing since it ballooned.

Yeah, shock, a wingnut who doesn’t understand hypocrisy who nonetheless is bouncing around like an ADHD kid off their ritalin because they think they’ve got something. About as shocking as a proven liar constantly demanding they be treated like they argue in good faith.

Hey, you could have been open and honest and mocked on your own merits, but you didn’t. You chose to present yourself as something that you weren’t and chose to concern troll about issues you don’t give a fuck about other than you think they can be used as weapons against the target you are stalking and people you think oppress because they aren’t buying the shit sandwiches you are selling.

You could have snarked in good faith.

You didn’t, thus anything you say has no worth other than as repeated demonstrations of your disingenuousness and overall worthlessness as a human being.

I wish you weren’t that. I can’t imagine how much it must suck that your actual worldviews are so heinous even to you that you can’t even be bothered to defend them, left only to pose as a fictional moderate and get fictionally bothered as a troll tactic. I can only say if my life was that free of real worries, that I certainly wouldn’t waste my days that way. I envy what you waste and pity what you are. There must be such pain in your head that this at all seems like a valid way to spend one’s days. I hope one day you find peace from that instead of blaming it on various liberals and trying to devote your life to stalking them wherever they go. It will never make you happy.

Also:

I want to know why you’re a hypocrite in that you allow people

By which you mean actor212.

here to bash transsexuals

You’re actor’s stalker with an encyclopedic knowledge of everything he’s done. You know this is bullshit, stop lying and if you don’t want to stop lying, then at least have the human compassion to stop involving me in your pathetic psychodrama

with little to no recourse from them

Yeah, again, actor got fierce pushback as do “tranny” jokes in general. You know this because you are stalking him and have an encyclopedic knowledge of his actions. This patently, nakedly, disrespectfully obvious attempt at open deception is why you get on my nerves and few others.

because they’re liberals like you, why your principles don’t trump your ideology.

Hello projection, nice to see you here in this mango.

Yeah, this place must do hell on your cognitive dissonance, because despite your delusions, we’re not praising actor, we’re not being all hierarchal, and we like all liberals constantly get into arguments with each other about every aspect under the goddamn sun.

I can’t imagine that feels comfortable, but I suppose the stalking must continue.

Fair enough.

I might just have to switch to Firefox until this version of the unfortunate schizophrenic at least gets bored enough to switch to a new shtick.

And sorry Oregon Beer Snob for quoting and continuing this.

On topic.

Cain: Black Community ‘Brainwashed’ Into Voting For Dems

Shorter Almost-verbatim Crazybread: brainwashing is the only possible explanation why blacks don’t vote Republican.

There can be only one appropriate response to Dennis, namely BLART BLART

Blart also too, he blarted blartfully.

And sorry Oregon Beer Snob for quoting and continuing this.

No worries, I’ll live. And you can call me OBS, it’s easier to type. You could even call it “shorter” also too.

Funny thing is, I’m frustrated because I’d like nothing better than to play advocatus diaboli for Team Wingnut (just because I’m such an incorrigibly persnickety bugger at heart) … but there’s no way in hell I could advocate for “Obama is a socialist” or “libs are the REAL racists” or “tax-cuts create jobs” or “The Laffer Curve ISREAL” or “Intelligent Design is just as pedagogically valid as evolution” or “why are the liberal media always so hard on Teh Jerb Creatorz” with a straight face. When ALL of your talking-points require major neocortical atrophy or damage as a prerequisite, you are not giving me anything robust &/or cogent to work with, to put it very mildly.

Also, the surplus of loony-tune unreality on the right is seriously hurting liberalism by denying it a substantial intellectual foil upon which to hone its positions. Debating the social safety-net, foreign policy or international trade with folks who think “LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEEEEEEAR YOU” & poopy-fingerpaintings are winning arguments is a dead loss … & constantly pushing back against their Eternal Flamewar winds up making liberals’ positions ever vaguer & mushier in a (futile) effort to pre-empt the next stinking “masterpiece” from the Shortbus Illuminati.

Wait, are we talking about the leeches? Or the giant black bats?

Lady-junk tentacles.

Cain: Black Community ‘Brainwashed’ Into Voting For Dems

I was about to ask where’s the GOP outreach this time to the African-American community. Then I realized that *is* the outreach.

Now, back to the original topic.

Herman Cain isn’t going to get elected. He is there as minstrel show, as convenient myth that the white conservatives can tell themselves about how they aren’t racist and support diversity because they allow that one single black person into the club (I’m reminded of all the rants about things being “overrun with diversity” because they had less than 1% non-white members, most horrifyingly how Debbie Snackcakes tried to argue the kids Breivik shot had it coming because one kid had kind of a sikh hat in a field of pale norwegian faces).

At most he’ll be placed as vice president as desperate attempt to distract from the obvious and a naked attempt to pander to the “disillusioned liberals who will totally jump ship now”, which will flop about as bad as Palin, because anyone smarter than a wingnut can see it for what it is and because it relies on wingnuts being right about the world to work (hint, they never are).

If elected, it’d be Obama vs Alan Keyes II: Electric Boogaloo and I don’t think the wingnuts are that so far gone that they’d want a narrative-smashing shellacking like that.

Well, that and he’s there so that he can be fed as a bone to the “desperately wanting to be viewed as objective moderates” press. Something they can use while calling the election as a horse race to pretend that the election won’t mostly be just a referendum on whether or not we will continue to collapse into a segregationism meets 1900s company town dystopia or at least remain partially self-aware enough to realize that we should be taking care of problems if we can stop being distracted every twelve feet with made up “crises” like the “debt crisis”.

Cause I get the sense that even the most determined of fluffers in the media is starting to gag a little on the prospect of having to give continuous head to Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.

Lady-junk tentacles.

Which N__B allegedly cannot see on account of near-sightedness.
UR DOIN IT RONG.

At most [Cain]’ll be placed as vice president as desperate attempt to distract from the obvious and a naked attempt to pander to the “disillusioned liberals who will totally jump ship now

Unlikely, IMO, because of the Palin debacle in 08.

Another non-troll-related shorter, but this one’s off topic:

Shorter “super committee” dems:

“Perhaps it would be a good idea not to start negotiations by giving the other side everything they want? Maybe? Whaddaya’think?

Hmm, I dunno, that’s a pretty crazy idea… I guess we could try it, for now…”

Which N__B allegedly cannot see on account of near-sightedness.

I have, on occasion, mistimed putting on my glasses.

Time to dig up Herman Cain’s previous attempt at African-American outreach.

“I Don’t Snuff My Own Seed”:

http://youtu.be/daISg1Hc0ps

I vote for “crazybread” as Hermain Cain’s official new middle name. Hermain “crazybread” Cain

…whether or not we will continue to collapse into a segregationism meets 1900s company town dystopia…

Snow Crash was a really good book but I don’t want to live in that world.

I vote for “crazybread” as Hermain Cain’s official new middle name. Hermain “crazybread” Cain

I second the nomination.

jim-

Yeah, the real debate ends up being internal on the left. We fight amongst each other about what would be the ideal solution and then again on what we think we could pass in the next 30 years and then again with the people who would be conservatives in any sane society, but who instead are labeled moderates and think that makes them gods among men who can see through the “silliness” on both sides and that the right thing to do is just do nothing, except the occassional hippie punching and barest of maintenance, because anything bigger is “just dreaming and not being serious”.

We know that all the right has is reflexive hatreds, half-baked conspiracy theories and standing athwart history yelling STOP, so we have all the intellectual stuff with each other. Work on improving each other socially and trying to work in a diverse environment with each other without overly stepping on each other’s toes.

Which of course makes it ever more apparent when the entire left agrees on something in terms of its “no duh” quality (and even more so when our politicians have to sell it like some risky or dangerous liberal idea “so yeah, I heard our health care system is not ideal, not that I would suggest something radical like fixing it, but that almost sounds like something to think about worrying about if you don’t call me a liberal nazi for bringing it up”).

It’s really what defines the…unique qualities of the liberal circular firing squad, but as a fellow anti-authoritarian, I’m not sure something that was “liberal” could survive without it, even if we did have an intellectually consistent and reality-congruous “right” in this country.

Also, the surplus of loony-tune unreality on the right is seriously hurting liberalism by denying it a substantial intellectual foil upon which to hone its positions.

I think it was LBJ who said that in Europe, the Democrats would be five different parties. If the Republicans were completely out of the equation, there’d be more than enough dissent within the Dems (including a Blue Dog faction that basically represents the GOP point of view) for healthy debate. Too bad everyone has to focus on keeping the crazy people in check instead of actually trying to solve stuff…

B4, your comment was better the second time.

I’m really starting to dislike WordPress.

Today in Things I did not want to know.

“I Don’t Snuff My Own Seed”:

Well that’s a relief. Also using it as a cocktail ingredient is also wrong, or so I am advised.

OBS:

Hey! Whoa there, who’s been teaching congressional Democrats Negotiation 101?

Next they’ll actually be standing on their history of being right about every economic and social issue in the last 40-80 years! Or even…dare, I say it…defend the right of their constituents to vote and the importance of investigating and most importantly punishing the transparent voter fraud regularly undergone by Republicans instead of prematurely folding because “it would look political”!

Can you imagine the horror?

I think it was LBJ who said that in Europe, the Democrats would be five different parties. If the Republicans were completely out of the equation, there’d be more than enough dissent within the Dems (including a Blue Dog faction that basically represents the GOP point of view) for healthy debate

At one time I wished we could have had a European center-right party in the U.S. instead of the bat-guano crazy party we currently have. Then it occurred to me that we already do: It’s called the Democratic Party.

Shorter Almost-verbatim Crazybread: brainwashing is the only possible explanation why blacks don’t vote Republican.

Alternate shorter:

All the blacks except me is stupid.

“I Don’t Snuff My Own Seed”:

Well that’s a relief. Also using it as a cocktail ingredient is also wrong, or so I am advised.

Floor wax.

Chris:

Yeah, I’ve never quite understood the whole “we need a strong conservative party to have rigorous debate” thing. Maybe I’ve just grown up with a completely batshit conservative party my whole life, but it has always seemed that the liberals have long been able to have interesting debate with themselves without them and would be far more willing to actually push the strains if everyone wasn’t kept terrified of the complete crazies and their rather psychotic attempts to try and punish reality for not cottoning to their delusions.

Ironically, enough, it’s more the fear that limits the debate than anything. The pernicious idea that we shouldn’t criticize this or that because it will “hurt our chances” on X against the complete nutters.

And sometimes I wonder if that isn’t the point. That the real support is for the nutter light stuff we’re supposed to praise and the nutters are just there to keep us all in line and hesitant about pointing out the disconnect between those “brave moderate solutions” and the real fucking world.

“The Shortbus Illuminati.”

I LOLed.

I am so stealing this.

Today in Things I did not want to know.

LOL ALL JIMS GAY AND BUSH WTF?

Also using it as a cocktail ingredient is also wrong, or so I am advised.
Floor wax.

Dessert topping SHUT UP SMUT

“Herman ‘Crazy Bread’ Cain” is almost as funny as “Shortbus Illuminati.”

And a lot more likley to catch on.

Nymstradamus said,

I vote for “crazybread” as Hermain Cain’s official new middle name. Hermain “crazybread” Cain

I second the nomination.

[full disclosure] I stole “Crazybread” from d r i f t g l a s s [/full disclosure]

And sometimes I wonder if that isn’t the point. That the real support is for the nutter light stuff we’re supposed to praise and the nutters are just there to keep us all in line and hesitant about pointing out the disconnect between those “brave moderate solutions” and the real fucking world.

Why not? That’s more or less the avowed point of conservative media, bullying mainstream media to the point that it’s terrified of being called “liberal” and settles for being “even-handed” (as if curling up in a ball when kicked deterred the bully from kicking you).

Yeah, I’ve never quite understood the whole “we need a strong conservative party to have rigorous debate” thing. Maybe I’ve just grown up with a completely batshit conservative party my whole life, but it has always seemed that the liberals have long been able to have interesting debate with themselves without them and would be far more willing to actually push the strains if everyone wasn’t kept terrified of the complete crazies and their rather psychotic attempts to try and punish reality for not cottoning to their delusions.

Maybe you need one, maybe you don’t. What’s disturbing is looking back that Gingrich 1994 congress and thinking, “wow, things weren’t so bad back then”. Hell, Barry Fucking Goldwater was repulsed by Gingrich’s big fat shit-smelling mouth. Imagine what he would think of today’s obstructionist, reactionary, single issue, destructive little piss ant teabaggers. Small men with small ideals and small minds. Their huffy acting out when reminded that they have all the legitimacy of Jeff Dunham’s puppets just further reinforces the fact that they’re useless toolsheds and they fucking know it.

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest—a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

Just needed to point that out.

Just needed to point that out.

It’s what you were pointing with that is amusing has Dennis excited.

And I also will not be checking the link to see if “Salty Caramel Chews” is one of the recipes. Nope, no sir.

Santorum for Dessert topping SHUT UP SMUT

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

YOU CANT STOP READING

If it’s too hot in the kitchen then take moar clothes off.

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Quick, easy, obscene. Just how I like it!

Also using it as a cocktail ingredient is also wrong, or so I am advised.

well, so much for vs’ Wolvertini recipe.

I am not entirely convinced that all the reviews at the Amazon page were sincere & genuine. How many of them were actually written by S,N! commenters at the behest of actor212?

speaking of driftglass, it seems he got laid off this week, so if you can, stop by his blog or the Professional Left and drop some coin in the tip jars.

I did. You bozos gonna let a zombie show you up?

WTF is a Wolvertini?

Funny because my last name is VERY close to this.

PENISgate

WTF is a Wolvertini?

you’re going to have to ask VS.

Excuse me, there’s a hair in my Wolvertini

I have, on occasion, mistimed putting on my glasses.

that’s what she said! hey-o!

Quick, easy, obscene. Just how I like it!

For some reason this really tickled my funny bone as I was skimming the thread.

“Hir”?

Never seen that one before. That’s clever.

I have, but not among transfolk. Among furries. (It’s a hermaphrodite thing, apparently.)

All this anti-Canuck bigotry is triggering me. It is a-boat. And zed. And collie does too have a U in it! Next thing, tsam will say something mean about curling and I’ll have to LLLLLLL my way home.

And since it’s troll nostalgia day, I’ll say that I kind of miss Center Left Grrrl. “She” was clearly fake, and yet there was a sort of amusement to be had in picking apart “her” “arguments”.

WTF is a Wolvertini?

At the behest of actor…no, actually at the behest of this really obnoxious girl named vacuumslayer, we the Sadlies, came up with a drink called the Wolvertini, as in “WOLVERINES!!!ELEVEN!!11” At my old blog, I asked people to come with the ingredients in it. Some people took it seriously and suggested yummy drinks and some people just went gross and surreal (which is always appreciated).

So anyway, I’m celebrating my b-day this weekend, and I wanted to try to a mixed drink, and I was axing for for Wolvertini suggestions.

Wow. That seemed a lot longer than it needed to be.

For some reason this really tickled my funny bone as I was skimming the thread.

Funny, it tickled my bone a little too.

Oh for fuck’s sake! c-o-l-o-u-r not collie you Cupertino-spawned coaster!

It’s not a coaster until you bounce it off a wall.

All this anti-Canuck bigotry is triggering me. It is a-boat.

ha, ha, vs…i told you it was a-boat! anyhoo, when i was substitute teaching i would always as the new kid who moved here from canada ‘what’s that all a-boat?’ or if i had some canadian coinage, i would ask him if he would trade his american ones with me…ah…good times…molding the mind of our youth…

Oh for fuck’s sake! c-o-l-o-u-r not collie you Cupertino-spawned coaster!

I was wondering aboat that.

So anyway, I’m celebrating my b-day this weekend, and I wanted to try to a mixed drink, and I was axing for for Wolvertini suggestions.

I could offer you a Wolvertoni.

So anyway, I’m celebrating my b-day this weekend, and I wanted to try to a mixed drink, and I was axing for for Wolvertini suggestions.

i am celebrating mine tomorrow night after work…and hubbkf is able to join me…yay! so, by all means bring out those wolvertini recipes so i can get the old man hammered off his tits!

I could offer you a Wolvertoni.

Nice. 😀

I could offer you a Wolvertoni.

aha! just as i suspected…you are a wolverton…are you from the mountain?

i am celebrating mine tomorrow night after work…and hubbkf is able to join me…yay! so, by all means bring out those wolvertini recipes so i can get the old man hammered off his tits!

You and I have the same birthday. 😉 And, yes!

hammered off his tits!

what dennis has to do every day…

You and I have the same birthday. 😉 And, yes!

just another reason why we are so fricking awesome!

The IPU was just a little more on her game that day, ya know?

aha! just as i suspected…you are a wolverton…are you from the mountain?

Sigh. No, I don’t think so. I’m the spawn of a cop and a CPA.

3 ?????

4 Profit

I’m still at 3.

tsam, is like, a superhero. He’s from another planet. And he DESTROYS TROLLS.

At a snark blog too. pffft.

Snuffing the Seed.

Come on! How was this not used already? Step up, Sadlies!

Dennis-King Wangchuck said,

Ha!

But “Crazy Bread™” is a trademark of the much more successful Little Caesar’s chain, who also used to do “Pizza! Pizza!™” but no longer do.

Here, Godfather’s is relegated to a heatlamp case in an obscure convenience store chain.
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To hell with Smut, a Wolvertini ought to have a jelly baby garnish.

All of you people just talking at each other and amusing one another. It’s almost like you comment here because you enjoy it. How’s that make you feel you insensitive assholes?

Recipe posted on your Blayg, bonita

Mark = tsam for those of you who don’t KNOW ME LIKE DAT.

All of you people just talking at each other and amusing one another. It’s almost like you comment here because you enjoy it. How’s that make you feel you insensitive assholes?

Honestly, now that you mention it, now that I’ve seen it through your eyes, now that I’ve thought it about for a half second…it makes me feel GREAT! And a little dirty. And occasionally a little sticky. (Don’t ask.)

Does a Wolvertini come with a mango garnish?

Honestly, now that you mention it, now that I’ve seen it through your eyes, now that I’ve thought it about for a half second…it makes me feel GREAT! And a little dirty. And occasionally a little sticky. (Don’t ask.)

You really think I’m not going to ask? REALLY?

Snuffing the Seed.

Come on! How was this not used already? Step up, Sadlies!

BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF HERMAN ‘CRAZYBREAD’ CAIN’S *SEED* MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT!!!

And collie does too have a U in it!

I think they prefer the term “Chinaman.”
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I know, I know, it depends on how you stick it in.

How’s that make you feel you insensitive assholes?

it makes us feel fine cuz we’re not GIANT assholes like actor…

Dennis has a mouthful of crazy bread right now. MM MM GOOD.

(Don’t ask.)

Don’t try to boss me around, Girl-Hitler! I’ll ask whatever I want!

You really think I’m not going to ask? REALLY?

OK, well, sometimes when this guy tsam is around, I um, spill my drink, and other stuff happens it’s totally hot. And sticky.

Don’t try to boss me around, Girl-Hitler! I’ll ask whatever I want!

Spearhafoc, everyone! Straight from the Man-o-sphere!

I know, I know, it depends on how you stick it in.

what, the chinaman?

I think they prefer the term “Chinaman.”

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT…

Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

OK, well, sometimes when this guy tsam is around, I um, spill my drink, and other stuff happens it’s totally hot. And sticky.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sticky.

Also, my mustache is an homage to Charlie Chaplin, not Hitler. JUST SO’S YA KNOW!

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT…

On a snark blog no less where it’s common to bash on Chinese and other Chinese type people and you tolerate it.

uh-oh…dennis has a new stalkee…

Also, my mustache is an homage to Charlie Chaplin, not Hitler. JUST SO’S YA KNOW!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Dennis, you keep fucking that chicken. VICTORY IS IMMINENT!

Did you have to make your point so forcefully?

On a snark blog too!

Also, my mustache is an homage to Charlie Chaplin, not Hitler. JUST SO’S YA KNOW!

I didn’t call you Hitler, I called you Girl Hitler.

You guys are a funny sort.

At a snark blog of all things!

On a snark blog no less where it’s common to bash on Chinese and other Chinese type people and you tolerate it.

LARF.
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Funny? Funny like a clown funny, motherfucker? HUH? Do we AMUSE you?

Wait–you meant a mustache on your face?

Oh.

How many people that I respond to are you going to say I’m stalking, bbkf?

ummmmm…all of them? or only just the one…really…

Do we AMUSE you?

A! SNARK! BLOG!

How many people that I respond to are you going to say I’m stalking, bbkf?

Maybe all the ones you go back nearly a month to quote, Arnold. It’s a little creepy when you hump that much leg, son.

Funny? Funny like a clown funny, motherfucker? HUH? Do we AMUSE you?

damn, i could use a royale with cheese right now…

“Pics or it didn’t happen.”

Rule 34.1

damn, i could use a royale with cheese right now…

2/$3 in Nashville, right now.
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FUCK DENNIS BURNED ME! SHIT!

vs, do you see what date it is in sadly time?

“At a snark blog of all things!”

You all were here at the BIRTH OF A MEME!

it’s time: Happy BIRTHDAY Vacuumslaya!

“September 29, 2011 at 2:51

vs, do you see what date it is in sadly time?”

S, N couldn’t wait
To ce-le-brate!

You’re stalking me, tsam, bbkf’s definition anyway, but that saying’s over-used so much by now that KFTC is good enough that 100% of your audience will know how clever you are just the same.

I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that this statement should be three sentences instead of one.

Thank you.

Which is it? You seem confused.

my humour* let me show it to you…

*vcanadianpellingr

Without calling you son or saying I’d slit your fucking throat, even.

Imagine that, tsam.

You’ve flipped me, Den Den. Is there a newsletter for the concern troll club? I wish to subscribe immediately!

S, N couldn’t wait
To ce-le-brate!

me either…i am home alone and bored…i am going to crack open the hendricks…

…no spear, not that one…

Imagine that, tsam.

Mind: BLOWN.

“September 29, 2011 at 2:52

it’s time: Happy BIRTHDAY Vacuumslaya!”

{{{{{tsam}}}}}}

And you get in here, too, bbkf (who is also a birfday girl)

bbkf: Happy Birthday!

“Mind: BLOWN”

Some people have such bad aim.

it’s time: Happy BIRTHDAY Vacuumslaya!

HEY! SOMEBODY ELSE IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY TOO…AND SUCH HAVE BEEN HERE AT LEAST A DECADE LONGER…

Happy Birthday, everyone.

Well, everyone whose Birthday it is, that is.

HEY! SOMEBODY ELSE IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY TOO…AND SUCH HAVE BEEN HERE AT LEAST A DECADE LONGER…

Do I need to lay an ahem up on your ass?

it’s time: Happy BIRTHDAY Vacuumslaya!

And you get in here, too, bbkf (who is also a birfday girl)

old people are bad at refreshing…thanks for the hugs!!!

Do I need to lay an ahem up on your ass?

buy me a drink, first?

oh! you said ON your ass…

On, in, whatever. Yes, you can have drinks first if you’d like.

old people are bad at refreshing

Depends on how much carbonation you add to them.
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Happy Birthday, ladies. I would wish you a troll-free year to come, but that’s really a present for me, too.

zomg! chiller has ‘zombie women of satan. on RIGHT NOW!

It’s, um, grammatical, actually.

Should I say I’m sorry for being commatose

actually, that’s kinda humorous…well done, you!

Zombie Women of Stain?

What’s Chiller?

What’s Chiller?

Monster Chiller Horror Theatre.

Zombie women of Santa?

I would watch that movie.

I saw one the other day called Lesbian Vampire Slayers. For clarification, it probably ought to have been called Slayers of Lesbian Vampires, to distinguish it from Lesbians Who Slay Vampires.

Well, we know what zrm is doing.

I’m sure all of you want to know what I, a connoisseur of both vampire fiction and comic books, thought of today’s I, Vampire #1.

Well, we know what zrm is doing.

i hope he’s not wasteful and whips up something tasty with it…

I’m sure all of you want to know what I, a connoisseur of both vampire fiction and comic books, thought of today’s I, Vampire #1.

with bated breath…

Btw, is it my imagination or did this thread blow up like Sadly threads of old?Well be at 500 before ya know it.

You’re right. You have destroyed me, Dennis. I’ll never question your infallible logic again. Never will I question your clearly specious motives! Never will I offer to do you the favor of putting you out of your misery! NEVER AGAIN I TELL YOU!

I also really appreciate the advice on how to conduct myself on a snark blog. It’s like a college education, really.

The free advice is worthlesspriceless.
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Happy Birthday Vacuumslayer, and bbkf, and whoever else is having a birthday today, or tomorrow, or….

At the risk of boring everybody to tears—on the subject of Canadian diphthongs:

The General American vowel in “about” is approximately a glide from the “a” in “father” to the “u” in “book”. (I know better than to try to get WordPress to display IPA letters).

In most of Canada, the glide starts in the same place but moves farther forward to the “u” in “boot”; basically a Scottish accent. That’s the pronunciation that people perceive as being “a-boot”.

There’s also another glide that seems to be more common in the Maritime Provinces, that’s more old-fashioned—Elizabethan, really—that starts from the “uh” in “duck” and glides to the “u” in “book”. That’s the “a-boat” pronunciation.

And yes, it’s true that they named their country by pulling letters out of a jar: “C, eh?” “N, eh?” “D, eh?”

Btw, is it my imagination or did this thread blow up like Sadly threads of old?Well be at 500 before ya know it.

i guess trollery brings out the best in us…except the troll, of course…

Happy BIRTHDAY Vacuumslaya!

Are you rebirthing Dudeskull? He’s gonna get claustrophobia.

And yes, it’s true that they named their country by pulling letters out of a jar: “C, eh?” “N, eh?” “D, eh?”

HA! i have not heard this one before…

also, too…your talk of diphthongs really brings out the english major in me…shall we talk…fricatives?

shall we talk…fricatives?

Only if they’re labial.
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“Are you rebirthing Dudeskull? He’s gonna get claustrophobia.”

Not to mention destroy my insides with the way he kicks and squirms and pinches.

Aspirating the Affricate.

Not to mention destroy my insides with the way he kicks and squirms and pinches.

I assumed your insides were replaceable paper bags.

Yeah. Let me show you what I know about snark blogs. They don’t appreciate pedantic nonsense at Sadly, No!

Also, no one monitors teh comments and no one evar gets banned evar.

Becasue IT’S A SNARK BLOG!

BrawndoJeffraham has what plantstrolls crave!
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IT’S A SNARK BLOG!

I keep reading this as IT’S A SNOT LOG!

I keep reading this as IT’S A SNOT LOG!

every time i see ‘snark’ i think about the argyle sweater cartoon about the dog with the speech impediment who’s owner’ name was ‘mark’…

I don’t know, bbkf….maybe a site monitor?

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Well, I like that the vampires, to some extent, follow the Stoker rules regarding sunlight.

In Dracula, sunlight does not kill vampires. That aspect of the vampire mythos was actually introduced in the 1922 film, Nosfetatu: A Symphony of Horror. Dracula loses his powers, specifically his ability to change shape, during the hours of the day (except at dawn, dusk and perfect noon). It has nothing to do with whether or not sunlight is actually touching him. Here, it is exposure to sunlight, and not the specific hours, that cancel out their powers.

Also, following in Dracula‘s footsteps, vampires here have the ability to turn into wolves and mist.

The central dynamic of the comic – if the setup given in the first issue is an accurate representation of the comic – is between the good vampire; Andrew Bennett and an evil vampire; Mary, Queen of Blood.

Their relationship in the flashbacks is shown as a romantic one. That aside, it strongly resembles the relationship between Mitchell and Herrick on the UK version of Being Human (of course, I’m sure there’s plenty of slash fiction about those two). There’s a vampire who wishes to live peacefully with humans, and another who sees vampires as superior, and wishes to rise up against the human race, establishing vampires as rulers.

This is, however, a comic set firmly within the greater DC Universe, so there’s a mention by Bennett that Mary’s army wouldn’t stand a chance against the likes of Superman or the Green Lanterns.

The comic doesn’t yet provide a reason for Andrew Bennett being on the side of good. There’s a mention that he, in fact, was never driven by the desire for blood. I’m sure that’s backstory that will be filled in later.

Of course, the sympathetic vampire protagonist has long reaching roots. Sir Francis Varney in the terrible but, highly influential, Varney the Vampire; or, the Feast of Blood (published serially from 1845-47) is a vampire who hates his curse but is unable to overcome his bloodlust which rises along with the full moon each month. Varney, unlike most of his successors, is freakishly ugly and unpopular with women. Andrew Bennett, on the other hand, is depicted as handsome and dashing.

This work goes with the “vampire conspiracy” angle. My expertise in vampire fiction only covers the 19th and early 20th century, so I can’t say where this idea comes from. Vampires, in the works I’ve researched, are generally solitary, except in a strictly hierarchical relationship. Dracula is the head vampire, while his three “brides” (who were presumably made into vampires by Dracula himself) are entirely subordinate to him. In modern fiction, vampire conspiracies are more common. Here, vampires have “lived” in human society for generations, working together to keep themselves hidden from the world. There are leaders, as Mary is here, but it’s more in the way that humans have leaders of movements, not a strict master and servant relationship. I can’t tell you when this trope became popular, but it’s quite ubiquitous in modern stories.

As a few added notes:

The vampires seem to use the word “sire” to describe the vampire who turns another person into a vampire. If I’m not mistaken, this derives from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Here, a simple bite will turn a person into a vampire. I much prefer the idea, introduced in Dracula that the vampire has to share his or her own blood with the victim for that to happen. It explains why we’re not overrun entirely with vampires.

As to the book itself, it was fair but not great. The art was nice and the writing was decent enough, but it’s all very familiar territory. Of course, with the wealth of vampire fiction available, there’s very little new under the sun (see what I did there?). I thought it handled the tropes well enough to convince me to pick up issue two next month.

Lady-junk tentacles.

They’re DREADS, TYVM.

“I Don’t Snuff My Own Seed”

I believe the word typically used is “snort.”

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest—a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

Just needed to point that out.

Locavorism has gone TOO FAR.

Furthermore, happy birthday to VS too also.

That was my review of I, Vampire #1, by the way.

I…wasn’t expecting it to be that long.

They’re DREADS, TYVM.

Prehensile dreads made of bacon and Play-Doh™.
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How many people that I respond to are you going to say I’m stalking, bbkf?

Well….since any reasonable person’s definition of “stalking” at least includes the notion of obsessive, uninvited and unwelcome attention, you’re pretty much stalking the whole fucking blog.

We said SNARK not STALK, you moron.

I…wasn’t expecting it to be that long.

Funny…that’s exactly what DKW’s mom said last night.

(I know, I know, but sometimes I swing at pitches in the dirt.)

I much prefer the idea, introduced in Dracula that the vampire has to share his or her own blood with the victim for that to happen. It explains why we’re not overrun entirely with vampires.

also more erotic…are you familiar with ‘let the right one in’?

What is it you’d like, Dennis-King.

Your mom knows the answer to that one.

Tremble before my encyclopedic knowledge of 19th century vampire fiction!

Who knew Dennis was such a badger enthusiast?

What’s Chiller?

This guy?

Your mom knows the answer to that one.

Heh.

Who knew Dennis was such a badger enthusiast?

[raises hand]

[cat beside me raises paw]
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Vampires. Pfft.

Overdressed sparrow-farts.

Oh wait. I fourgaht that I’m Canadian, eh?

A snark bloog!

Zombies were introduced in Night of the Living Dead, which was inspired by I Am Legend, which was about vampires.

So there.

Is VDH ever going to drink that hemlock?

Well, after that thread, I don’t just miss Bruce.

I miss every other troll we’ve ever had at Sadly, No!

I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU SPEARHAFOC LA LA LA LA.

Can you guys come up with some guidlelines?

Don’t be a jackass.

The rest is commentary.

Please don’t just automatically presume,,,

You, Dennis, of all people asking others not to automatically presume. Okay, you win. I can’t touch that bit of EPIC FAIL.

I miss every other troll we’ve ever had at Sadly, No!

i do too…only because the only troll i have experience with is dennis…and he’s pretty disappointing…i mean, i’ve seen the occasional cum or gary post, but some of the ones remembered today sound like much more fun…

I can’t touch that bit of EPIC FAIL.

Perhaps Tigris would loan you one of her “dreads.”

but some of the ones remembered today sound like much more fun…

Troofy was the best. It was like poking a slug with a stick, but without any of the residual humanitarian feelings slugs give rise to.*

*You know it.

Can you guys come up with some guidlelines?

I think it’s pretty much like any other social interaction among people presumed not to be suffering with Asperger’s syndrome. For example, if you show up uninvited somewhere, and people treat you like you’re an ass, your insistence at sticking around and doing more of what you’ve been doing all along is not as much a commentary on your hosts as it is on your ability to read social cues.
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[full disclosure] I stole “Crazybread” from d r i f t g l a s s [/full disclosure]

It seems Attaturk (May 23, 2011) was there first
http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2011/05/full-of-crazy-versus-empty-of-charisma.html Attaturk May 23, 2011
Full of Crazy versus Empty of Charisma
Herman “Crazy Bread” Cain is in, but Mitch Daniels is out.

Meh. I missed out on the interactive and funny ones too.

Jeffraham Prestonian said,
September 29, 2011 at 4:38

ruh-roh, jp…you may have just given dennis what he needs to *reel* you in with…prepare to be PWND!!!

Dennis sez: Come at me, bro!

I think it’s pretty much like any other social interaction among people presumed not to be suffering with Asperger’s syndrome.

Hey! Don’t lump me in with Dennis! You Neurotypicals can have him.

This is ignoring the fact that I am Dennis, of course.

Hey! Don’t lump me in with Dennis!

d00d – lookit yer nym.

nevermind.

I think it’s pretty much like any other social interaction among people presumed not to be suffering with Asperger’s syndrome. For example, if you show up uninvited somewhere, and people treat you like you’re an ass, your insistence at sticking around and doing more of what you’ve been doing all along is not as much a commentary on your hosts as it is on your ability to read social cues.

You know, this clarifies all the mean stuff those guys at Redstate say to me. They’re not very nice.

Who are the hosts here, Jeffraham?

We don’t have time for highchair antics, now. Straighten up and fly right.
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uh-oh…i may have started a flame war with me mother on fb…she posted a link (and how the eff she figured that out is beyond me–prolly her asshat husband did it) to a MUSLINS BAD!!!111! show glenn beck had on tonight with the comment ‘everyone should watch this’…

i commented that yeah, radical islamists are bad, just like the radicals of any religion are…and that most muslims are not and that i hoped that glenn pointed that out…heh

i may not be getting a birthday lunch after all…

So, Dennis, what’s your favourite 19th century vampire story?

I’m sure you wouldn’t like Manor, because of the positive portrayal of gay romance. You righties don’t really care for the gays, as I recall. What about Carmilla? It has an evil lesbian vampire.

Oh!

Burn!

Jeffraham, you just got PWNED!

Who are the hosts here, Jeffraham?

zing!

favourite

PRETENTIOUS!!!

oh, wait…we’re not in iowa, are we?

Besides Redstate not being a snark blog, is there meaning to this statement, tsam?

again…humor…let us show it to you…

Bang on the highchair tray as long as you need. I still contend you’re a big enough boy to feed yourself.
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Don’t be a jackass.

Except when being a jackass is funny.

To be fair, I am pretentious. I spell words like “realise” the British way when most Canadians use the American versions.

I’ve also begun “alumium” after discovering that it predates both “aluminum” and “aluminium”.

*begun writing, also too.

“aluminium”.

i like to say it that way…as well as shedule…

and who doesn’t love to say adveris-ment?!?

or adver-tisment…

You sound like Alex Trebec.

*sexxxygrowl*

adVERtisment.
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I’ve also begun “alumium”

also easier to spell…much like dennis is an easier way to spell diarrhea, as i pointed out earlier…

adVERtisment.

stop being such a dennis…you know what i meant…

is dennis on meds or something?

As long as you don’t say ‘masonary’ for masonry, bbkf, we don’t have a problem.

ad-VOOR-tis-mant-eh?

is dennis on meds or something?

I think he’s just looking for new friends.
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As long as you don’t say ‘masonary’ for masonry, bbkf, we don’t have a problem.

Or paddlelock for padlock…

As long as you don’t say ‘masonary’ for masonry, bbkf, we don’t have a problem.

hey, now! building terms are nothing to fool around with!

Not the worst troll ever.

The most tedious?

Yes.

is dennis on meds or something?

Off them, more likely.

how do we feel about specialities?

The most tedious?

it’s a VERY competitive field.

k…that’s it…i’m pooped and am going to hit the hay…catch ya on the flip side…

ad-VOOR-tis-mant-eh?

I take it you didn’t have the a-KOOM-en to take out a PAY-tent on that, DKW?

i may not be getting a birthday lunch after all…

That’s why I avoid political arguments with relatives on facebook, at all costs… It’s not worth the controversy lingering until the next time you see each other in person.

I highly recommend this new snark blog by Charles Pierce.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/

Perhaps Tigris would loan you one of her “dreads.”

Hells no, grow your own.

as well as shedule…

Those sorts of preferences often depend on where one went to shool.

I heard this was a snack blog?
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“Yes, that you guys spend 500+ posts talking to, about, or using my name in your nym. Got it, Hoosier X.”

Why does everything always have to be about you Dennis. You are just an insignificant dingleberry hanging from the asshole of the universe.

Hammerhead.

What? I heard this was a shark blog.

OT – I am glad for teh new Guy on a Buffalo series because now I don’t have to have that awkward conversation explaining how babbies are formed.

Did someone say “Cheetos”?

Oh, wait. A shack blog.
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(Coming out of lurkerdom.) If I ask real nice, would it be possible to substitute andon’s shtick for the current one’s? Much obliged.

One thing that always strikes me about wingnuts is their amazing ability to maintain a delusional state even when directly in contact with the real world they have the conspiracy theory or delusion about.

I mean, can you imagine the raw cognitive dissonance at work to be completely enmeshed and surrounded by that which you have all sorts of fictional beliefs about, have direct and constant evidence that what you believe about the group is inaccurate and in real-time edit that to fit the delusions you have already start with?

It truly is a monument to the power of the human psyche.

Link, Missing

And no, it’s not some congresscritter from Texahoma.
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I mean, can you imagine the raw cognitive dissonance at work to be completely enmeshed and surrounded by that which you have all sorts of fictional beliefs about, have direct and constant evidence that what you believe about the group is inaccurate and in real-time edit that to fit the delusions you have already start with?

pretty accurately predicted by George Orwell.

IT’S A NARC BLOG! EVERYONE FREEZE! Drop it. I said DROP IT Dennis, not you Spearhafoc, who is Dennis, the REEEL Dennis. Stop fuckin’ that chicken Dennis.

Oh, wait. A shack blog.

I believe you meant Shaq blog.

It truly is a monument to the power of the human psyche.

Orwell would’ve been proud and depressed to see how accurate his writings were.

Damn it, ZRM!

Would you believe a shake shack blog?
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I made a sports reference.

All right, who am I and what have I done with the real me?!

Too late, Chris. He’s a Zombie.
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Follow up on this:

One thing that always strikes me about wingnuts is their amazing ability to maintain a delusional state even when directly in contact with the real world they have the conspiracy theory or delusion about.

I mean, can you imagine the raw cognitive dissonance at work to be completely enmeshed and surrounded by that which you have all sorts of fictional beliefs about, have direct and constant evidence that what you believe about the group is inaccurate and in real-time edit that to fit the delusions you have already start with?

Linking to a Cracked.com article about 6 bullshit facts about psychology that everyone believes. Number four is “cult members are stupid, gullible sheep.” Cracked gives as good an explanation as any for the cult mentality, that seems relevant to the GOP right now. Food for thought at any rate.

I mean, can you imagine the raw cognitive dissonance at work to be completely enmeshed and surrounded by that which you have all sorts of fictional beliefs about, have direct and constant evidence that what you believe about the group is inaccurate and in real-time edit that to fit the delusions you have already start with?

As long as they keep their eyes closed and their fingers in their ears while going LALALALAICANTHEARYOU, their reality is pretty much the only one they can see. It’s everyone else that is suffering the mass delusion.

Also, Faux News. They don’t see anything but that and their front yards, with the hand-lettered “Barak Osama is a Muslin” sign. There is no other reality.

Despite the tedious sarcasm, I think it’s possible to spend a 500-post thread mostly talking about a very tedious troll.

I bet there’s some evidence for it on the Internet somewhere.

I bet there’s some evidence for it on the Internet somewhere.

Used to be every thread at Eschaton. Most of those who have Troll Tourette’s have moved on, though.
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“hir” or “zir” for the non-gender-specific third-person possessive and “zie” for third-person nominative are quite old — I remember seeing Elf Sternberg use them regularly on Usenet around 1990.

and

what condition your condition is in

I see what you did there

Happy birthday to the (by now presumably) sleeping beauties.

I mean, can you imagine the raw cognitive dissonance at work to be completely enmeshed and surrounded by that which you have all sorts of fictional beliefs about, have direct and constant evidence that what you believe about the group is inaccurate and in real-time edit that to fit the delusions you have already start with?

Cognitive dissonance as a Big Vitally Important Thing in human psychology is in my opinion sort of over-rated. Damn near everyone, not just wingnuts, spends the bulk of our waking lives (science says at LEAST 70-80%) on autopilot, relative to full lucid consciousness. Our meandering interior monologues & the perils & foibles of our immediate environment tend to consume what little real consciousness we experience. Not much cognition? Not much dissonance.

Satan is tempting them, God is testing them … or the liberal media’s crypto-Marxist brainwashing is trying to take control of them … but PRAISE JESUS that Rush & Gretchen & Glenn are all there to show them the light!

Happy birthday to the (by now presumably) sleeping beauties.

I SERIOUSLY should be. Soon as I’m done with this, I will be.

Cognitive dissonance as a Big Vitally Important Thing in human psychology is in my opinion sort of over-rated. Damn near everyone, not just wingnuts, spends the bulk of our waking lives (science says at LEAST 70-80%) on autopilot, relative to full lucid consciousness. Our meandering interior monologues & the perils & foibles of our immediate environment tend to consume what little real consciousness we experience. Not much cognition? Not much dissonance.

Agree… and again recommend that Cracked.com I linked to one post back, it elaborates on much the same point.

Oh crap, I was going to threaten to slit Dennis’ throat, but he’s probably asleep now.

Then again, best time to do it, really. Sleep well & forever.

Hey Chris and Jim. Earlier tonight Kos, yes Kos, posted a video of the worst rap song ever.
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! (go to sleep instead)
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/09/28/1020353/-Open-thread:-White-rappers-for-Perry-make-worst-video-ever?via=blog_1

OK, I’ve seen it, but have not heard it. I’m going to listen now, because the stereo is set for the devil-box rather than the telebision, so I have no excuse.

Must be a joke. Not even sorority girls are that inane.

I was only able to last 30 sec. Poe’s Law my friend.

I quit the police

Tom Tancredo bitch slaps Rick Perry, says he’s pro scary Mooslem
http://dailycaller.com/2011/09/27/governor-perrys-muslim-blind-spot/

Heh.

“In the coming weeks and months, people will have to make some really important decisions about some really important issues,” Columbia University historian Douglas R. Collins said during a press conference, speaking very slowly and clearly so the nation could follow his words. “And one thing we can do, before making a choice that has permanent consequences for our entire civilization, is check real quick first to see if human beings have ever done anything like it previously, and see if turned out to be a good idea or not.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/historians-politely-remind-nation-to-check-whats-h,26183/

Also heh.

At $4,200 invested per reader, Rupert Murdoch’s iPad only publication, ‘The Daily,” can easily be deemed a flop. Via AllThingsD: “The Daily, Rupert Murdoch’s once-hyped iPad newspaper, has 120,000 readers a week, according to a media buyer who works with the publication. An executive at Zenith Optimedia told Bloomberg that the 120,000 figure includes both paid subscribers and free visitors. That circulation figure, Bloomberg notes, puts the paper at the same level as the Toledo, Ohio, daily Blade. News Corp. also owns this Web site.” Want to make a small fortune in iPad only publishing? Start with a large one. At least if you’re the man who owns The News.
http://futurejournalismproject.org/post/10783657501/at-4-200-invested-per-reader-rupert-murdochs

Linking to a Cracked.com article about 6 bullshit facts about psychology that everyone believes.

Amateurs. I can think of at least 16.

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK!

Too late – & yes, since my Inner Masochist has been neglected lately, I did indeed watch the whole thing.

Oh wow … I really cannot tell 100% for sure if those Good Ol’ Girls are taking the piss or not – but unfortunately I suspect not.

Holy burning bags of shite – I heard better drum-machine beats coming from an Atari back in 1983. Bustin’ rhymes smooth as a 67 Plymouth with a burned-out clutch, yo. Their idea of rallying folks is posing with a portrait of Dubya & flashing their hokey version of gang-signs? “Makin’ the interns scream” … proof positive that announcements of the death of irony were obviously premature.

Smart money says these people were homeschooled by dropouts.

<i.“hir” or “zir” for the non-gender-specific third-person possessive and “zie” for third-person nominative are quite old — I remember seeing Elf Sternberg use them regularly on Usenet around 1990.

Joel, thanks. Did he ever develop a gender neutral vocabulary beyond that that you know of?

I guess it’s to Teh Google for me

“The Daily, Rupert Murdoch’s once-hyped iPad newspaper, has 120,000 readers a week, according to a media buyer who works with the publication.

I’m betting most early adopters of the iPad (like me) were liberals who said “NO way!”

Oh crap, I was going to threaten to slit Dennis’ throat, but he’s probably asleep now.

Objection! Assuming human physognometry not in evidence.

Zombie Women of Stain?

What’s Chiller?

“Chiller” is a minor channel in the NBC Universal universe that specializes in horror films

Objection! Assuming human physognometry not in evidence.</i

Osmotic membrane?

Wow. Four posts, two tag fails.

I must get more sleep

Oh…and DenDen, sweetie?

*ahem*

win!

actor=charlie sheen? its all coming together

Oh DenDen! It’s so sweet that you pick a fight with the entire snark blog and then get all butthurt when most of them slam you!

I win, simply because you care who wins and who loses and when you lost, you declare a tie. I win because you care about this, I do not. I’m here to tell jokes, to read jokes and to have fun. You’re here with an agenda. I am not.

DenDen, you picked the fight…to draw out a tie?

Well, therefore, I win, by default for that reason alone. If you’d like the entire list of how I won this exchange, call 1-800-SUCK-MY-THONG

I think someone doesn’t get the “shorter” concept. Not aware of all Internet traditions, I guess.

Trusting the shorter and … Yawn.

Can we just skip this shit and get to the point where they all shout “Vote Republican or else, you stupid n!ggers!” (Instead of tooting the same message through dog whistles.)

Watching every single fReichtard accuse every other fReichtard of being a stealth liberal infilTRAITOR will be hee-larious.

DenDen, we’ve had this discussion.

You lost.

Get over it! Oh…and grow a set, DenDen.

Watching every single fReichtard accuse every other fReichtard of being a stealth liberal infilTRAITOR will be hee-larious.

I don’t think we’ll see the actual purge until after Obama’s re-election next year, when it will be safe for Republicans to start walking back the extremist talking points, realizing how badly they hurt Rick Romney.

Then, the finger pointing and navel gazing will begin.

ZRM –

The current post at my place isn’t meant just for you, but I think you’ll like it.

I did N__B. I did.

Although I wish they would use some fucking profanity. More punch, you know?

You seem rather worked up, Dennis. Did you get much sleep?
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You seem rather worked up, Dennis. Did you get much sleep?

Trolls don’t sleep. They lurk…

LOL! Y R U MAD, BRA?

Kos, yes Kos, posted a video of the worst rap song ever.

Whoa. That is also a very competitive field, but they win it walking away.

LOL! Y R U MAD, BRA?

the bra is mad because it has to hold up Dennis’ moobs….

That is also a very competitive field, but they win it walking away.

Does planking count if your boobs can wrap around the cannon?

the bra is mad because it has to hold up Dennis’ moobs….

It’s probably pinching in protest.

Vic would ask me what my workout regimen was.

Yea, but that would be more to get you naked and sweaty, DenDen…

At least you’re admitting the truth of your orientation.

“Kos, yes Kos, posted a video of the worst rap song ever.”

PLEASE TO BE LINKING.

PLEASE TO BE LINKING.

Scroll up.

But you were warned.

DenDen, I’m not accusing you of anything. I’m enlightening you to that which you appear so woefully unaware of.

Think about it: your curious fascination with my Cafe Press shop (which was actually started for young heterosexual men at Spring Break until it was pointed out to me I could make more money targeting gay men). Your discomfort at the fact that men might wear thongs. Your fascination with Cerb. Your staunch refusal to acknowledge her gender, calling it a “condition,” a disease.

Your bragging about your physique.

You’re gay. You just don’t know it. I’m merely trying to get you to stop hating yourself.

PLEASE TO BE LINKING.

nooooo…you do do not want to go there…although i did post it on my fb page…heh…

I’m merely trying to get you to stop hating yourself.

why should he be the only one?

Um, you guys know those girls are making fun of Perry, right?

I’m merely trying to get you to stop hating yourself.

why should he be the only one?

Because the way he manifests it is boring, and not at all funny like the rest of us.

Wow, DenDen, that’s the best you can do?

Your Post Fu is weak.

win!

Um, you guys know those girls are making fun of Perry, right?

tl;dw

Um, you guys know those girls are making fun of Perry, right?

um…no…i really couldn’t make out the words…except i think i heard something about giving white men erections…either way, it is hideous…

Yeah, those girls are Perry fans the same way Jon LaJoie is misgynistic rapper

a

HOPPY BEER DAY, vacuumslayer and bbkf!
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b

A twin birthday?

Really? Well happy day you two!

Thanks, guys!

Wow, DenDen, you realyl do need to grow a set.

I mean, you know, testicles might help you get some next time you’re out in a bar or wherever it is closeted gay men go to meet.

The bathroom stalls at Minneapolis International Airport?

Help some brothers out, DenDen. Let us know where you get your dates.

bbkf and vs are twins?

Don’t tell Smut.

Lol

bbkf and vs are twins?

Don’t tell Smut.

Joined at the boobs and crotch.

Bowchickawowwow.

DenDen, is English your second language?

Cuz you stopped making sense, like, years ago. It was one reason you were banned at my blog.

That’s gay for pay.

Then I’m pretty heady company, DenDen!

C’mon, DenDen, ask me out on a date. You know you want to see me naked! It’s OK, I promise not to embarass you too much when you ask. I just think you need to clear your head about some things.

DenDen, you have to up your game a little, son. You’re not funny and the anger thing isn’t over the top enough so it’s not working for you.

Did you need me to dumb it all down for you? Would you prefer that? Cuz it’s an effort, but since I’m all about the funnay, I’ll go ahead and do that for ya.

OK, let’s try: Knock knock

Do the male models audition with you, actor?

That could be fun! I’ll have to try that next time.

Pups? You interested? I could use the perspective of someone who swings that way.

So, DenDen…Knock knock!

Jesus Christ, Dennis, could you get any lamer?

So, if I make a product that appeals to the gay community and they become my primary customers, that makes me “gay for pay”? And if I make money because they buy a product from me and I’m “profiting” from “the gays” then suddenly it’s off limits for me to care about gay rights?

What the fuck, are you 12?

Hey, DenDen, when you gonna realize that you can throw spadeful of mud after spadeful of mud up there, but it ain’t sticking to the wall cuz you’re making stuff up that really doesn’t matter?

Now…Knock knock!

And if I make money because they buy a product from me and I’m “profiting” from “the gays” then suddenly it’s off limits for me to care about gay rights?

I’m sure the makers of Cheetos are quite concerned over DenDen’s sudden spate of concern for actor212, but they probably don’t care.

No, I wouldn’t care any less about you than I do now.

He says while constantly trying to antagonize actor.

Wow.

Yeah, badger time.

Warren Buffett says “Raise taxes on me”

Surprisingly, other billionaires have a problem with this

Smelly, misguided OccupyWallStreet hipsters: “Actor212, you Ronald Reagan, gaissez-faire real-estate/bankster capitalist pig, you’re busted. Off with your head!”

Dennis is very concerned by the fact that the commentators of S,N! do not live up to the standards that he’s invented for them.

Meanwhile, he trolls for a party that’s been exploiting and encouraging bigotry since the 60’s.
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Dennis, do you really hate yourself that much to stoop to slurring gays?

Really? Really?

Today in Movie Allusions

The hipsters even let Dennis play in the hot tub last night and here he is back with even more butthurt.

The hipsters even let Dennis play in the hot tub last night and here he is back with even more butthurt.

That was no “Payday” bar he left behind.