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Sex in an Iowa City
- Here’s what Michele Bachmann should say the next time some reporter asks her about her views on the gays: “All homos are incapable of true love. Indeed, it is this false idea that they can love one another that is causing the taxpayers to pay Planned Parenthood to kill innocent babies.” But if she actually said this the gays would do what they did to Santorum and savagely turn her last name into an unspeakable perversion.
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