ABOVE: Bob Vander Plaats
Shorter Bob Vander Plaats1, THE FAMiLY LEADER:
THE MARRIAGE VOW: A Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY2
- It was far, far better for all the little pickaninnies to have been born as slaves in the 1800s than to be raised now in a one-parent family during the reign of the Kenyan Devil President.
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1Vander Plaats, who is too crazy even for Iowa voters, ran a failed campaign for governor of Iowa. He is obsessed with gay marriage and has gone so far as to argue that if you let the gays get married, they will take away your guns.
2This is a pledge which Vander Plaats wants political candidates to sign. Not surprisingly, Michelle Bachmann was the first candidate to sign it.