ABOVE: Swami Ashley Britney Dawn Amber Parker*
Shorter Ashley Parker, The New York “News Worth Paying For” Fucking Times
Handwriting Experts Weigh In on Weiner’s Signature (and Psyche)
- Because I didn’t have enough time to gut a rooster and cast its entrails, I asked some graphologists to analyze Anthony Weiner’s signature. Their analyses conclusively prove (drum roll, please) that Anthony Weiner is an egomanical sex pervert who has no respect for rules.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
*The shit hanging down from Ashley’s neck was in the original picture and not Photoshopped.