ABOVE: Debbie Does A Muslim Peesicle
Shorter Debbie “The Other Muslim-Hating Shrieking Harpy” Schlüsselscheiße, www.muslimscankissmyfatbutt.com:
Philly Muslim Ice Cream Truck Driver Had Urine Popsicles to Sell
- Muslims are using the revenue from selling pee-sicles to Jewish kids to fund international jihad*
*The only evidence that Frau Schlüsselscheiße has for this vast conspiracy and hitherto unknown terror-funding mechanism is a bottle of frozen urine found in one ice cream truck that was pulled over with a drunk driver behind the wheel. He did not have “urine popsicles to sell.” It’s not quite clear either how the drunk guy was going to turn a bottle of frozen urine into peesicles but I’m sure that there is a jihadist manual somewhere that explains the process. Still, it seems that peeing directly into the popsicle mold is a much more efficient process. And, not to be overly particular, but the peesicle conspiracy, due to the likely absence of repeat customers, strikes me as an idea unlikely to provide funding for much more than a suicide firecracker attack.