Another Shocking Discovery From Our Photo Archives

Celebrated birther and Alzheimer’s patient Jack Cashill has uncovered on the web a shocking photo of Obama’s grandparents posing with Obama’s amputated knee so that when Obama ran for President almost three decades later they could replace the amputated knee with the rest of Obama and prove that he went to Columbia rather than the Kenyan institute for Marxist Muslims. Previously I had never realized that such photoshopperific trickery was possible. That made me suspect that maybe one could find more shenanigans going on with the family photos of other presidential candidates.

Like this highly suspicious photoshop of Mike Huckabee clearly designed to suggest that he fathered a family in Arkansas.

Obviously this is a photoshop, but I couldn’t prove it until I found the ORIGINAL photograph:

In case you are wondering, that is the Huckabees posing with their maternal grandmother, seated to the right on the bench next to her daughter and the family dog which appears to be gasping for breath as it is being crushed to death by Grandma.

Someone then crudely inserted Huckabee into the family portrait using this picture of Huckabee taken when he was visiting his real family in Botswana, where he was actually born.

Notice the similar position of Huckabee in both photographs. Case closed.


UPDATE: Pops Cashill has now scrubbed the version of his WND article on his own website to eliminate his hilarious theory that Obama was photoshopped into the Dunham photo. Apparently he finally realized that the magic repeating wall, the shifting bench leg, and the recropping of the photo so that Ms. Dunham’s left-ward shift wouldn’t make it look like her toes had been amputated allowed only the conclusion that what he thought was the real photograph was photoshopped and vice-versa.

Here is an image of his website before he scrubbed the article:

And after:

For extra funsies:

 

Comments: 264

 
 
 

Thank you for this. You have won the internet.

 
 

Wha???

Do people even use photo shops anymore? I can’t even find the Kodak film at CVS anymore; I can’t imagine a photo shop could stay in business long.

Still…I suppose some of these techy kids will spend hours in the dark room playing games with the enlarger.

 
 

so, which Huckabee blimp son is the one who liked torturing dogs to death? sick f***

 
 

so, which

the fat one.

 
 

Someone then crudely inserted Huckabee into the family portrait using this picture of Huckabee taken when he was visiting his real family in Botswana, where he was actually born.

His connections to Botswanian crime syndicates and international Islamo-extremo-perv groups are well documented. This incriminating photo shows Huckabee (seated on left) meeting with Obama (seated right, disguised with fake mustache) in an Indonesian sex madrassa. The figure sitting between them has been identified as Bill Ayers.

 
 

Deep, deep down inside, that dog is screaming GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY EAT ME.

 
 

Hey, what did Botswana ever do to you, man?

 
 

Another another shocking discovery: vertical stripes are not slimming.

 
 

I dunno. They look pretty slimy to me.

 
 

Well I can’t be arsed to listen to eight minutes of someone stammering about people sitting on a bench, but what’s the point of the photo with Obama and his grandparents? Are they trying to prove that Obama didn’t have grandparents?

But I totally believe this Huckabee photo. Did you find it in his missing emails?

 
 

Are they trying to prove that Obama didn’t have grandparents?

If he’s not related to the Dunhams then (1) he’s not half-white and (2) his link to US citizenship is broken. If you were a drooling idiot, you would see this as an opportunity.

 
 

Oh, so now it’s not enough that Stanley Ann Dunham flew to Kenya to have him; now they’re trying to take the Dunhams out of the picture entirely?

Maybe he’s the gay baby of Malcolm X and Bill Ayers (ooops, wouldn’t work, they’re both citizens!)

 
 

what’s the point of the photo with Obama and his grandparents? Are they trying to prove that Obama didn’t have grandparents?

They’re trying to prove that Obama doesn’t have knees.

 
 

They’re trying to prove that Obama doesn’t have knees.

Huh. I’ve questioned his spine, but it never occurred to me to question his knees.

 
 

They look like a bunch of squirrel eaters.
~

 
 

They look like a bunch of squirrel eaters.

Hey! I like squirrel. Those are definitely possum eaters. You can tell by the possum eatin’ grins on their faces.

 
Jack Asshill, Ace Reporter
 

Why were all the shades drawn on the upper floor? In the ground floor dining room they sucked on fried squirrel and possum by an open window without a bit of self-awareness. The family scene upstairs must have been an unimaginable horror.

 
low sodium hunchback
 
 

not squirrel

Moose?

 
 

Thank you, very,very much.

 
 

Heh, the daughter looks like she’s preparing to make a break for it. Go, girl, they’ll never catch you!

 
 

In a sinister new development, all reference to an altered photograph has mysteriously disappeared from Cashill’s post on WorldNetDaily.

Cashill seems to have fallen prey to Bill Ayers’ mind control powers.

 
 

Totally a squirrel.

P.S. The inner t00bz tell me that the Eastern Fox Squirrel is bigger than the common gray squirrel, and thus more favored by those who prefer such fare.
~

 
 

Snorghagen said,
April 9, 2011 at 17:26 · Edit

In a sinister new development, all reference to an altered photograph has mysteriously disappeared from Cashill’s post on WorldNetDaily.

Cashill seems to have fallen prey to Bill Ayers’ mind control powers.

But it’s still on the version of the WND article on Cashill’s site:

Link

I’ve saved screen shots in case Cashill scrubs it from his own site.

 
 

Saw the Huckster on The Daily Show. I hope he saved that shirt, ’cause after all the hoopla about his losing weight during the last election clown show, he’s almost back up to morbid obesity size again.

 
 

Thank goodness Tintin isn’t too irresponsible to speculate – the name Huckabee does indeed have a Botswanian ring to it.

Also, screen shots are the Panzerfaust of Liberal Fascism.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

Another another shocking discovery: vertical stripes are not slimming.

Oh, they are, but there’s that whole “trying to cool the Sahara with a window-box air conditioner” principle.

 
 

The methane emissions of the Huckabee family must be curtailed.

 
 

The methane emissions of the Huckabee family must be curtailed.

I don’t expect to see a line of volunteers with corks in hand.

 
 

OK, I get it now. Cashill finds it mysterious that Obama didn’t divulge every single detail of his life in his book.

The man (obviously) has never grasped the concept of “editing.”

 
 

The methane emissions of the Huckabee family must be curtailed.

Given the volume of such emission, far better to harness them as an alternative energy source to heat the cabins and trailers of those benighted Arkansas hillbillies.

 
 

The man (obviously) has never grasped the concept of “editing.”

Oh, he understands that concept perfectly well. He also understands the concept of “there’s one born every minute and they are just lining up waiting to give you their money.”

 
low sodium hunchback
 
 

Why were all the shades drawn on the upper floor? In the ground floor dining room they sucked on fried squirrel and possum by an open window without a bit of self-awareness. The family scene upstairs must have been an unimaginable horror.

That’s where they keep the other twin brother, the one they feed fish heads once a week. Or possibly it’s even a Dunwich Horror type of abomination.

 
 

Another another shocking discovery: vertical stripes are not slimming.

I made a very strange, laugh-adjacent sound when I read this.

 
 

Where’s the long-form birth certificate for Obama’s disembodied knee? Hmmmm? Address my point!

 
 

But the part about Jimi Hendrix being his real father that’s true right because that would be awesome.

 
 

The man (obviously) has never grasped the concept of “editing.”

Hi, have you ever read anything by a wingnut? Their grasp of the English language is tentative at best.

 
Life's little vicissitudes
 

I have a tape of Huckabee’s teenage mistress screaming,”Hoverounds are for losers!,” which I will soon reveal to the world.

 
 

But the part about Jimi Hendrix being his real father that’s true right because that would be awesome.

Yes, it’s true that Jimi Hendrix is Obama’s father, but that’s just the beginning of awesome. Startling new evidence proves that Jimi Hendrix’s father was Mao Zedong, that Mao Zedong’s father was Aleister Crowley, and that Aleister Crowley’s father was William Shatner.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Hi, have you ever read anything by a wingnut?”

Not until very recently when read Ryan’s plan. The English wasn’t so bad but the (lack of) grasp on reality is astonishing.

 
 

You gave Huckabee a better family there.

BTW, did you know that when he was governor, his wife was known as “Jethrene”? True fact. Also. Too. Dude’s so petty he billed – illegally – the taxpayers for his bulk Velveeta purchases.

 
 

The English wasn’t so bad but the (lack of) grasp on reality is astonishing.

Not to mention the total lack of math skills.

 
 

I am shocked, Jennifer. Shocked, I say!
~

 
 

And the GOS hatemail of the quarter makes my point for me. A sample:

Its amazing how stupid you evolutionists are. You dont even have basic math skills and you dont know jack about science. Lets review: the human genome is made of nucleic bases (there are four kinds, which you morons didn’t know) and the entire genome is 3 billion bases long. Understand, idiot? OK, so the probability of this genome being randomly generated is (1/4)^3 billion or basically imposible. Please note that even small mistakes in the genome will result in disases like Down syndrome, so there is very little margin for error. In other words MATHEMATICS PROVES CONCLUSIVELY THAT EVOLUTION IS IMPOSSIBLE! Also, according to evolutionist fantasy, humans have been around for millions of years. If mutations have happened this entire time, what are the odds of ALL HUMANS OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS randomly going through the EXACT SAME mutations that are now the human genome? Zero, thats what.

Have I mentioned their grasp of science is equally tenuous?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

We had best be careful here. Huckabee (thank you autocorrect, perhaps I DID mean ‘huckster’!) will force us – at gunpoint – to watch the videos proving that Jeezeus intended the huckster to be Theocrat in Chief and how the Islamisthomomarxistnazimuskimillegalatheistbabykiller “founders” swiped those sections from the books.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I ran across that YEC “argument” some months back. I’m still laughing.

Alas, the entire reichwing is Dunning-Kruger syndrome to the nth power. And they vote.

 
the conspiratist
 

I wonder when Obama gave his camera to a passerby and asked, “if they wouldn’t mind taking a photo of him with his grandparents” and sat down between them and smiled, if he realized just how pathetic Republican conspiracies really are?

It’s almost like they are all mentally ill and in need of healthcare.

 
the conspiratist
 

Healthy Americans = GOP dead in the water.

 
 

A gem from the GOS Hatemail:

sending this great nation UNDER GOD into the evil asshole of Satan.

 
 

Move ’em on, head ’em up,
Head ’em up, move ’em out,
Move ’em on, head ’em out rawhide!
Set ’em out, ride ’em in
Ride ’em in, let ’em out,
Cut ’em out, ride ’em in, rawhide.

 
 

Have I mentioned their grasp of science is equally tenuous?

Not to mention reality. As I have long said, anyone who believes in intelligent design either knows nothing about how biology actually works or else has absolutely no respect for the designer at all. Biological organisms are “miracles of design” when you assume that they originate as a consequence of essentially undirected random processes. As deliberate design, they make Rube Goldberg seem a paragon of efficiency.

 
 

Troofie, is that you?! I knew you couldn’t leave me, you codependent cobag.

 
 

I’ve eaten squirrel (grey) and don’t care for it. We have fox squirrels here but they’re rare, vanishing and rather endearing so I haven’t eaten one BUT I HAVE NEIGHBORS THAT HAVE. (stop shouting) Those who know say they taste much like squirrel.

On an unrelated note I’ve covered Rawhide on stage, it’s not as fun as the Blues Bros would have you believe.

 
 

Shorter Jonah Goldberg:

We should kick old people off of Medicare because Jonathan Cohn hates the Constitution. Well, I never heard Jonathan Cohn say that but obviously he does because other people do. To be specific, some people don’t believe in certain stuff. Plus LBJ was so gross and hired Bill Moyers. In conclusion, fuck the elderly.

 
 

Where all the white wimmin’s disembodied knees at?

 
 

Where all the white wimmin’s disembodied knees at?

Ask Picasso.

 
 

The family scene upstairs must have been an unimaginable horror.

Oh, of course. Didn’t you ever see the Arkansas Chainsaw Massacre?

 
 

Hey, baby, The ‘Knee was LOLing for that engineer cracker.

 
 

Playing with the enlarger
and eating the squirrel.

 
 

It seems to me that the doctor with the EXTREMELY big post (not veiling that at all) should get his own blog.

 
 

Unveiling the post.

 
 

Mocking the conservative.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Arkansas Chainsaw Massacre

But where was it filmed?

 
 

This is why the only “doctors” I like are Strange, J, and McNinja.

 
 

It seems to me that the doctor with the EXTREMELY big post (not veiling that at all) should get his own blog.
– – – – – – – – – –
This is why the only “doctors” I like are Strange, J, and McNinja.

Those posts were not made by DrDick.

 
 

It’s that same douche who always shows up here and has to shit on every post.

 
 

Shitting on posts does not sound fun. I mean, do you squat and balance your feet on the barbed wire, or what?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Today’s above the fold front page headline in The Oregonian: Scary-bright ball in sky will go away.

 
 

If only they had Photoshop in my day. I could have cut way down on my darkroom staff.

 
 

Oops. Meant thread. Although I imagine that would be hard work, too.

 
 

Oops. Meant thread. Although I imagine that would be hard work, too.

Nah. Shittin’ on threads is easy, but it makes for some funky sewing experiences.

 
 

Those posts were not made by DrDick.

Are you sure? He’s quite evil, you know.

 
 

Nah. Shittin’ on threads is easy, but it makes for some funky sewing experiences.

I’m kinda embarrassed by how much this amused me. I thought I was too classy for scatological humor.

 
 

Are you sure? He’s quite evil, you know.

I have the pictures of him stroking a white cat to prove it!

 
 

You know what I could of have down with a “Darkroom Staff”, bitch?

 
 

Stroking the cat.

 
 

and fuck you spellchecker.

 
 

Like this highly suspicious photoshop of Mike Huckabee

I like the way the clothes are colour-coded so you can tell the gender of the occupant.

 
 

I thought I was too classy for scatological humor.

The power of POOP compels you!
~

 
 

Those posts were not made by DrDick.

Are you sure? He’s quite evil, you know.

I am indeed awesomely evil, but I am also generally coherent and did not post those. For what it is worth,my cat is gray and white. Go away for a couple of hours to hike the Rattlesnake and the trolls steal my identity.

 
 

OF COURSE that photo of Obama with his grandparents was Photoshopped! Everyone knows that in those days, black and white people couldn’t come within four feet of each other without spontaneously combusting.

 
 

I do not like the sound of “Hiking the rattlesnake”.

 
 

Omg, he’s pretty, Dr. Dick! No one evil could be owned by that cat.

 
 

This is why the only “doctors” I like are Strange, J, and McNinja.

I hs a sad nao.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Saturdays The Oregonian runs Paul Krugman and Bobo Brooks side by side on the OpEd page. Paul Ryans budget plan was the topic of both.

Krugman’s column? Ludicrous and cruel. The ultimate paragraph:

So the pundits who praised this proposal when it was released were punked. The GOP budget plan isn’t a good faith effort to put America’s fiscal house in order; it’s voodoo economics [as demonstrated in the preceding paragraphs – PM] with an extra dose of fantasy and a large helping of mean-spiritedness

Bobo gave us a bold first step. His ultimate paragraph:

Great journeys begin with one bold step

I have nothing to say.

 
 

I should say…the cat’s very impressive…but smut has an actual lion.

 
 

Black people didn’t exist until the mid sixties. I know this because I have watched old television shows.

Also, did you know that married couples used to sleep in seperate beds up until about 1968? Mr and Mrs Brady were the first.

 
 

That’s some real nice Western style scenery on your flickr page DrDick. I could almost hear the Clark’s nutcrackers.

 
 

Buckweat was a film star and Amos & Andy don’t count because shut up.

 
 

She’s pretty, Dr. Dick!

Fixorated fr gender correctness.

 
 

Playing games with the enlarger.

 
 

I could almost hear the Clark’s nutcrackers.

If you listen close you might even hear Clark’s ghost as they passed through here on their way across the Rockies. Specifically they passed through here and almost did not make it.

 
 

My goodness, Dr.Dick there is a pussy in your pants.

 
 

I dunno. It might be cool to have a magic repeating wall. Of course, it depends on what it’s repeating.

 
 

I like the way the clothes are colour-coded so you can tell the gender of the occupant.

Assuming facts mercifully not in evidence.

 
 

My goodness, Dr.Dick there is a pussy in your pants.

Sadly, that is all the pussy I get these days. Growing old is a bitch.

 
 

Great journeys begin with one bold step

In this case, one bold step onto a big, steaming dog turd.

 
 

You forgot the missing arm. Unless grandpa works grandma like a puppet.

Hi, have you ever read anything by a wingnut? Their grasp of the English language ^reality is tentative at best.

Fxd.

 
 

In this case, one bold step onto a big, steaming dog turd.

Barefoot.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

AHEM!

 
 

raiding the refrigerator.

 
 

drdick1952
No real name given

I rest my case.

Nice looking cat though.

Growing old is a bitch.
Take it from 1953: Higher spiritual plane, baby.

 
 

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/101856_700b.jpg

How much more loony can the rightwing get? I keep thinking they’ve hit bottom and then they dig even deeper.

 
 

Full disclosure: Inside the Huckleberry’s Xmas card.

 
 

“How much more loony can the rightwing get? I keep thinking they’ve hit bottom and then they dig even deeper.”

That has got to be a Poe. If so kudos.

 
 

the name Huckabee does indeed have a Botswanian ring to it.

Hukabe?

 
Even more Patriotic Douchebag
 

Love fucking Fireballs!

 
 

Love fucking Fireballs!

Doesn’t that singe your pubes?

 
 

Must be a moar Patriotic Russki or Soviet patriot.

 
 

Hey DrDick,

Maybe this segment will help?

😀

 
 

How much more loony can the rightwing get? I keep thinking they’ve hit bottom and then they dig even deeper.

She’s got a rainbow flag, I’m guessing it’s sarcastic.

Ooh, via pharyngula, a cache of the website: linky

 
 

I can’t decide which is the clumsier wingnut ploy: the pshop in this post or the good old backwards-B-on-the-face fail.

 
 

Did I hear folks dissing David Brooks? Count me in! You know I railed on him over at my joint a few days ago. A fairly righteous rant if I say so myself.

 
 

I wish there was some legal way that I could make Brooks watch a crate full of his latest book being burnt to ash.

 
 

Also, did you know that married couples used to sleep in seperate beds up until about 1968? Mr and Mrs Brady were the first.

The Munsters beat them to it. (Also the Addamses could be openly huggy-kissy. What does it say about US culture that the first affectionate TV couples were monsters?)

 
 

What does it say about US culture that the first affectionate TV couples were monsters?

Everything you need to know.

 
 

Gomez Adams had an obsession with French. Need I say more?

 
 

Need I say more?

Morticia had a nice ass?

 
 

Morticia had a nice ass?

LHOOQ

 
 

” Kenyan institute for Marxist Muslims”

Total party school.

 
 

As part one of the __B family memorial for Sidney Lumet, we just watched Dog Day Afternoon. Damned good movie.

 
 

I’ve saved screen shots in case Cashill scrubs it from his own site.

Which Cashill has now done. All references to Obama’s grandparents and to altered photographs have vanished without a trace from Cashill’s site and from WorldNetDaily, for some inexplicable reason.

 
 

Thank you very much. This is the funniest thing I have seen in four years. I won’t sleep tonight.

 
Mississippi Malcom MacDowell
 

Just for the record, the first TV couple to share a bed was Ozzie & Harriet, in their final episode in 1966. If I were really up to it, I’d insert some joke about Obama being the bastard child of Ozzy Osbourne and Harriet Tubman, but I can’t think of a good way to pull that off.

 
 

All references to Obama’s grandparents and to altered photographs have vanished without a trace from Cashill’s site and from WorldNetDaily, for some inexplicable reason.

ACORN DID WND!
4/10/2011 – NEVAR FORGET.

 
 

…I can’t think of a good way to pull that off

..ah, tell me about it, brother!

 
 

Pulling off the reference

 
 

Dude’s so petty he billed – illegally – the taxpayers for his bulk Velveeta purchases.

He purchased 55-gallon drums of Cheez Whiz.

 
 

He purchased 55-gallon drums of Cheez Whiz.

To bathe in?

 
 

Cheez-‘rasslin’.

 
 

M.B., you know anything about this?

 
 

OT: UMD WINS THE NCAA HOCKEY TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCKING BULLDOGS!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 
 

You seem happy about something, my yeasty friend!

 
 

M.B., you know anything about this?

I know nozzing. Really. Hadn’t thought of Twisted Roots in about 25 yrs., though.

 
 

So, it’s safe to assume you’re not on the DVD?

 
 

First championship for the men’s team. The only other time they made it to the championship they lost a four overtime heartbreaker to Bowling Green in 1984. This exorcises some old demons.

 
 

exorcises some old demons.

That phrase always brings to mind Richard Simmons’s fate in hell.

 
 

Just for the record, the first TV couple to share a bed was Ozzie & Harriet, in their final episode in 1966.

Yabbut, Ozzie and Harriet were actually married in real life, as everyone watching the show knew, because it was kinda sorta supposed to be based on their real lives.

That probably made it okay.

 
 

Headline from a Birther website:

Does Lucas Smith has a Bridge Birth Certificate he wants to sell to the Donald?

http://birthers.org/

 
 

Hoo lordy. Birthers.org has a “Chuck Norris 2012” link.

2012 Republican Primaries = potential LULZ-RAGNARØK.

 
 

I just love the fact that, despite his scrubbing the articles from his and WND’s site, he has left the video up on his YouTube page, complete with rambling, mindless, thoughtless running commentary. The comments are tearing him apart, but he still has nearly a couple hundred “likes” for it. I guess the true believers haven’t gotten further than mouse clicks when it comes to operating a computer system; typing seems to be beyond their capacities.

 
 

Does Lucas Smith has a Bridge Birth Certificate he wants to sell to the Donald?

I can has cheezburgers? Who teaches these idiots grammar?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Does Lucas Smith has a Bridge Birth Certificate he wants to sell to the Donald?”

Hooboy, yet another example of whingnut grammar fail. For a moment I thought the guy was channeling Faulkner in a Poetic spoof. No, indication. No, evidence. No, extraneous commas.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Sir Craig can GO TO HELL.

 
 

I like how Cashill refers to Obama as a “metrosexual”.

 
 

I don’t know, I think Cashill’s photograph is pretty convincing, even with the disembodied knee.

 
 

a “metrosexual”

Fucking an underground train tunnel is more difficult than you might think. Fortunately, my juvie record is sealed.

 
 

I suspect a lot of the “likes” for the Youtube is for the LOLZ and not because they agree with him.

 
 

Personally, I think, extraneous commas, while reviled, have, like, lots of meaning.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

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TRUMP: The grandparents put that [birth announcement] in [the newspaper] because obviously they want him to be a United States citizen

REALITY: The hospitals reported this information to the papers, and the papers printed it.

TRUMP: Who knows? You’re talking fifty years ago.

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/10/trump-birth-announcement/

He makes an accusation of criminal acts, is told Obama’s grandparents are not the ones who made the announcement, and he shrugs says, “who knows” , and then continues to insist they committed criminal acts?

I guess the only reason this isn’t slander is because they are dead? I mean if he made this same claim against anyone living, even if they were really famous, he’d could be easily charged with slander.

 
 

You’ve gotta figure that after a life time in real estate dealing and being Donald he knows the slippery nature of words as well as any one. He could take on a hagfish in slime production.

 
M.A.M.Ed.-but-still-kicking
 

“He could take on a hagfish in slime production.”

Sliming the hagfish.

 
M.A.M.Ed.-but-still-kicking
 

Euphemizing the jack.

 
 

“I guess the only reason this isn’t slander is because they are dead? I mean if he made this same claim against anyone living, even if they were really famous, he’d could be easily charged with slander.”

It is very difficult to win a defamation suit if you are a public figure. You not only have to prove that the statement is a lie but also that the person saying it knew it was a lie. This is hard to prove. See New York Times v. Sullivan and also Clinton is a murderer/rapist/drug dealer.

 
 

Waking up to find vomit all over the fucking place in the downstairs bathroom was enough. Now I can’t even watch a goddam ballgame without this bleached and drunken mess next to me slobbering into my ear about how sexy, and what a breath of fresh air she was on the scene in New York in the 60s. Next she’s going to pass out and start snoring and farting and refusing to be led to bed. Fuck me.

 
 

I call true Meade.

 
 

Hey Meade, EMBRACE THE CRAZY.

 
 

I ♥ Sunday afternoons on the couch w/ the farty old dog snoring, watching the game & …

Oh, geez!

 
 

and what a breath of fresh air she was on the scene in New York in the 60s.

Slandering an entire city!

 
 

Slandering an entire city!

More like the whole human species.

 
The tiniest sub-atomic particles, the Galactic Blackholes, All planets everywhere. Matter and Energy in all its forms.
 

Agreed, it was Meade.

 
 

From comments on the Slate article I have learned that the only people paying any attention to Cashill are the Obamabots; also, the vehemence of the Obamabotic response proves that Cashill’s photoshop disaster must have hit a nerve, so that non-entity of a journalist (whom no-one on the right wing has even heard of) must be coming dangerously close to the truth.

 
 

Wow, 8 pages of common tater tots.

Pareene must be happy!
~

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I poach the chicken in buttermilk then dredge it in seasoned flour/bread crumb mix. The frying stage is short, just to brown and crisp the breading. Pasta salad with spinach and toasted pine nuts and finely diced cured lemon rind and creamy goat cheese dressing. Homemade baked beans. Portland Brewing Woodstock IPA – not the typical ultra-hoppy west coast IPA, more like an English pale but I like it and it’s fucking cheap.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Oh – and cole slaw. Gotta have cole slaw. The Ho does a fine job with cole slaw.

 
 

Poaching the Chicken

 
 

In other shocking birfer news you may have missed, WorldNutDaily checks out one of Orly’s claims by simply asking, and learns it’s completely made up.

But according to information obtained by WND, it appears Obama did indeed attend Columbia for two years.

 
 

Pup, you gotta let us know when you just have a hot dog and chips. I’m gonna mark that date on my calendar.

 
 

Making the slaw.

 
 

“But according to information obtained by WND, it appears Obama did indeed attend Columbia for two years”

You FOOLS! That wasn’t Obama. That was his android double, RObama!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Pup, you gotta let us know when you just have a hot dog and chips. I’m gonna mark that date on my calendar.”

Already happened. If by “hot dog” you mean homemade bockwurst. Did I ever tell y’all how easy and fucking delicious homemade chips are?

Been watching The Kennedys on Reelz or whatever it is. It’s an amusing ham-handed hit job on the family. Sure, they had a lot of unsavoriness to them but this thing has nothing but thinly drawn, easily demonized caricatures. Prolly filmed in Arkansas.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

On the up-side, at least it’s not William DeVane playing Kennedy.

 
 

” If mutations have happened this entire time, what are the odds of ALL HUMANS OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS randomly going through the EXACT SAME mutations that are now the human genome? Zero, thats what.”

Can someone please explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

 
 

Just a guess, but could it mean: “Why aren’t monkeys evolving into humans RIGHT NOW?” Xine O’Donnell style?

 
 

Can someone please explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

While I do in fact generally understand the nature of evolutionary processes and the history of human evolution, both of which I teach in my intro classes, I unfortunately do not speak gibberish so I have no fucking idea what the fuck that is supposed to mean. I do not think it is translatable into any human language.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

It means: argle blart froom zackawoodle [I’m insane] ergo and henceforth 2 + 2 = 4 ONLY BECAUSE THE ELITOFASCISTHOMOSMARTY so-called science rams it down our throats SAY SO WITH NO PROOF. THE ANUS IS AN EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE!

 
 

Can someone please explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

I believe it means home schooling.

 
 

Homo Caveman – great band name?

 
 

Billing the Devane.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Homo Caveman”

More than a band name, it’s a lifestyle!

 
M.A.M.Ed.-but-still-kicking
 

This thread: What a great way to round out the weekend. You are all the best.

 
Life's little vicissitudes
 

Evolving the monkey.

 
 

Can someone please explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

There is only one human genome, and this is why we are all Ronald Reagan.

 
 

Can someone please explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

It means that if you smarty-pants evolutionists say mutations are the basis of evolution, then every person throughout history would have had to have exactly the same set of mutations, otherwise we’d be all different. And you can tell we’re exactly the same, except the ni– I mean, certain segments of the population.

 
 

Based on the book cover for Mr. Cashill’s, um, penetrating, um, study of Muhammad Ali, I’d say he knows something about the power of photography, even PhotoShop:

http://www.thomasnelson.com/consumer/product_detail.asp?sku=159555033X

 
 

Way late, but going back to teh GOS hate mail, this stuck out* to me,

GUESS WHO PROVOKES MEN TO ORGASM? liberal gays. GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights.

So… somebody’s cracking the door to their closet a bit more than they think. I mean, if only liberal gays can provoke him, as it were…

*yeah, yeah.

 
 

That was an excellent one. More issues than yada yada.

 
 

There is only one human genome, and this is why we are all Ronald Reagan.

You lie! My neighbor has matching Ron and Nancy genomes on his lawn.

 
 

GUESS WHO PROVOKES MEN TO ORGASM? liberal gays

I was not previously aware that provocation was required.

 
 

Nevertheless a liberal gay sounds awfully handy and probably won’t just sit on the shelf like that dumb bread machine.

 
 

“GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights.”

They provoke me to something.

 
 

GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights.

Yeah, self-absorbed, unimaginative people who think sex is sinful and gross make fabulous lovers.

 
 

Yeah, self-absorbed, unimaginative people who think sex is sinful and gross make fabulous lovers.
the 2010’s are going to be my lucky decade!

 
 

Not to mention reality. As I have long said, anyone who believes in intelligent design either knows nothing about how biology actually works or else has absolutely no respect for the designer at all. Biological organisms are “miracles of design” when you assume that they originate as a consequence of essentially undirected random processes. As deliberate design, they make Rube Goldberg seem a paragon of efficiency. – Dr. Dick

As both a theist and a scientist, I feel the same way. As the old joke goes, who would run a waste pipeline through a recreational zone? Is this the deity to whom so many of us direct our prayers? Of course the wingnuts probably believe that the “Intelligent Designer” did this on purpose — to teach us that teh sechs is dirty or something.

OTOH, the gnostic streak amongst certain fundies is strong. I once had a theological discussion with a fundie type and her — yes, of course it was a hawt chick, which is why I put up with the discussion in the first place — explanation of the Trinity and the necessity for Jesus to die for our sins would have gotten her executed for heresy for most of the history of Christendom. So perhaps the “Intelligent Design” crowd believes that it is Satan who designed our bodies (with the rest of the physical world) such that I have too many hairs in my nose? Maybe that’s why they don’t care about the environment?

 
 

I’m working on a theory called “Blithering-Idiot Design.” I expect to become rich off the royalties.

 
 

the 2010?s are going to be my lucky decade!

The world ends next year, unless John Cusak is your limo driver.

 
 

One would think that images such as the one at the top of the page would shake the beliefs of the IntelliDesign folks. Sadly, no.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

GUESS WHO PROVOKES WOMEN TO ORGASM? conservative straights.

…who then need to go find liberal gays to get them off? I wonder why they bother with the women.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“you can see the orgasm right there in that moment.”

So it’s conservative males of any persuasion that do the women provoking?

 
 

I may never let a man touch me again. BTW, the comments are…disheartening.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

We need to nuke Idaho – it’s the only way to be sure.

State Rep. Shannon McMillan (R) argued that women who were impregnated under “violent circumstances” should have no choice because it’s not the fetus’s fault. State Rep. Brent Crane, the bill’s sponsor, took it a step further. Believing that “tragic, horrific” acts of rape or incest are the “hand of the Almighty,” Crane said women should trust God to turn the consequences of their sexual assault into “wonderful examples”:

http://thinkprogress.org/2011/04/07/idaho-almighty-abortion/

 
 

I was reading about that yesterday. The amount of states that are trying to pass stuff like this is astonishing. Repukes are really feeling their oats with their new hateful, anti-woman agenda.

Also…babies from rape? Yes, a truly blessed gift.

 
 

“I once had a theological discussion with a fundie type and her — yes, of course it was a hawt chick….”

Amen, brother. There’s just something about that hair-in-a-bun, dress-to-the-ankle, sensible shoes and blank stare that is just so provocative….

 
 

You can see the orgasm right there in that moment.

Um, no. That’s her thinking “400 million dollars. 400 million dollars. Don’t puke. 400 million dollars” over and over again.

 
 

Pupienus Maximus said,

April 11, 2011 at 17:15 (kill)

Sounds like some folks need to have teratomata forcibly grafted to their foreheads.

 
 

Oh my god, I am such a fucking idiot.

 
 

Um, no. That’s her thinking “400 million dollars. 400 million dollars. Don’t puke. 400 million dollars” over and over again.

That kind of money can pay for a lot of cabana boys.

 
 

You can see the orgasm right there in that moment.

Kissing the toad.
~

 
 

That kind of money can pay for a lot of cabana boys.

Yeah, but what about her needs?!

 
 

That kind of money can pay for a lot of cabana boys.

What about Rent Boys? AFAF.

 
The Missing Bench Leg
 

Fuck!

*TRIGGER WARNING* missing up there much?

Hey, look man, there were just a few too many of you heavy-assed monkeys that done worked over my last fuckin’ anthropomorphic nerve once too often … okay?

DROP IT.

 
 

I may never let a man touch me again.

WOO HOO! VS will be creating lebanese art!

 
 

I have never featured Danny Thomas in any of my works, nor plan on doing so.

 
 

Yeah, but what about her needs?!

She’s set!

Merely laying an occaisional shakedown on Rush’s furniture for loose change will likely get her enough heroin to erase her awareness splendidly. Fear more for Teh Man-Child With Skillz On Escrow From Gog if she loses her shit & goes Full Metal She-Ra on his ass in mid-blumpkin – Rush couldn’t outrun her going downhill if you held a bag of drugs in front of him, not even to save his neck.

*daydreams*

Sigh.

 
 

WOO HOO! VS will be creating lebanese art!

Pictures of kibbeh….
Kibbeh oh kibbeh!!

 
 

Rush couldn’t outrun her going downhill if you held a bag of drugs in front of him, not even to save his neck.

Rush has a neck?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

 
The Magic Repeating Wall
 

I think I can feel Tinkerbell getting warmer! Clap more!
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I think I can feel Tinkerbell getting warmer! Clap more!

 
 

With clap-on Tinkerbelle, U.S. Americans don’t have to waste so much time and energy.
~

 
 

Amen, brother. There’s just something about that hair-in-a-bun, dress-to-the-ankle, sensible shoes and blank stare that is just so provocative… – smedly

Not all fundies are as big into modesty as one might expect them to be. I guess it depends on the variety of fundie, though. Certainly the fundies amongst my religion are huge into modesty. What I find most interesting are Moslem women at the equivalent level of religiosity to say, Conservative Jews or go to church every week Christians: not that I am complaining, but how modest are you just because you wear a headscarf but then also wear tight jeans?

 
 

I have hinted at Lebaneseism before, truth be told.

 
Mohammad, yeah, that one
 

There is none so enticing as a nine-year-old.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

MOAR proof that EVILUTION IS IMPOSSIBLE.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110410181305.htm

 
 

how modest are you just because you wear a headscarf but then also wear tight jeans?

If that’s all you’re wearing, not very modest at all.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

Rush has a neck?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

He’s kept it in a safe deposit box since the Vietnam Draft days so as not to risk it.

 
 

WOO HOO! VS will be creating lebanese art!

That made me laugh for ten minutes. Well done!

Now I want something Lebanese…

 
 

I have hinted at Lebaneseism before

Those girls don’t look middle-eastern to me.

 
 

I have never featured Danny Thomas in any of my works, nor plan on doing so.

Yeah but what about Casey Kasem, huh? Huh?

 
 

I’ve never done any Scooby Doo-related art either.

 
 

I’ve never done any Scooby Doo-related art either.

That’s because, with the exception of the dog, the entire gang is asexual.

 
 

“That’s because, with the exception of the dog, the entire gang is asexual”

Yeah, there are surely reels of hilarious outtakes of Scooby humping anything that moves.

 
 

On the Homepage
by Matthew Shaffer

Kevin Williamson demolishes “rich-getting-richer” truisms by observing the income of real people, rather than income groups.

Also, Kevin Williamson demolishes “the San Francisco Giants won the World Series” truisms by observing their loss in one real game, rather than their record for an arbitrary group of 162 games.

 
Luscious Apparatus
 

So, to avoid looking foolish, World Nut Daily took down a photo. When do they take down the entire rest of their site?

 
 

I have some anecdotes that demolish this silly thing you call ‘data’.
~

 
 

Williamson:

He isn’t alone in employing this mode. Take this from an April 7 Salon article: “And surely the rich don’t need that 25 percent top rate in the way poor folks need programs like TANF and seniors need Medicare — about 90 percent of all American income gains since the 1970s have gone to the top 10 percent of earners.”

This is not true.

Wait, the rich DO need that 25% top rate?

 
 

But you see, it’s totes fair, because, like, a couple of people fell out of the top .01% and are now languishing in poverty even though they’re still in the top 5% of earners.

It’s the whole “You, too, will be rich one day!” gambit that these fuckheads have been using for the past 30 or 40 years.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

How does he know they need it? Because he knows they need it.

 
 

“About 50 percent of U.S. households move from one income group to a different one every decade, and actual households initially in the low-income groups see proportionally more income growth than do actual households initially in the high-income groups.”

Um…

Oh, fuck it. This is so dumb I don’t even want to think about it anymore.

 
 

It’s the whole “You, too, will be rich one day!” gambit

Despite the data (ooh, there’s that word again!) that indicates that the US is becoming more and more stratified and less socially mobile then ever. It’s even more of a fantasy now.

 
 

He knows it in his bone.

 
 

I wonder how much of that “turnover” among the top earners can be attributed to the son stepping in to take over for the father, or other such movements of wealth among familiy members.

 
 

new thread

 
The Magic Repeating Wall
 

It’s the whole “You, too, will be rich one day!” gambit that these fuckheads have been using for the past 3000 or 4000 years.

? fify

 
jim-with-the-ponies
 

new thread

SQUIRREL!

 
 

I have never featured Danny Thomas in any of my works, nor plan on doing so.

How about Marlo?

 
 

About 50 percent of U.S. households move from one income group to a different one every decade

Note how that number can easily be increased by stratifying into more income groups. Social mobility!

 
 

I has me a electric hoveround and now I’s got economical mobility!

 
 

Sounds like some folks need to have teratomata forcibly grafted to their foreheads.

Have I mentioned how sexy it is when people use teh appropriate plurals?

 
 

Sounds like some folks need to have teratomata forcibly grafted to their foreheads

The original album title was to be Yes Tor, referring to a geological formation in southern England. The photographs taken by Hipgnosis for the album cover were seen as so unimpressive that Rick Wakeman, in frustration, threw a tomato at the pictures. The cover and title were adjusted accordingly

 
 

The fact is that the photoshopped picture is so obviously fake that it could have only been created by one of Obama’s SEIU/Acorn thugs educated by one our overpaid public school teachers. You have no proof to the contrary, and I doubt any true conservative will claim responsibility for it.

 
 

Rofl. I think it’s safe to say N_B is “on” today.

 
 

“How about Marlo?”

Also negatory.

 
 

Sorry, Pupienus Maximus, that was NOT an endorsement for Jack Cashill, but rather a forehead smack that there were people who could still view something like this and like it. However, I agree that many of the “likes” were most likely the result of LULZ.

Jack Cashill is a moron.

 
 

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