Comments on: A Crippling Blow to Journalism

By: Ruthie

Ruthie — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:46:16 +0000

Accompanied by “tasteful pix of a beached Rushbo, Gannon-style, glistening and quivering.

C’mon, kiddies! How often does one get the opportunity to use the words “tumescence,” “magnifying glass” and “Cuban cigars” in the same sentence?

By: Her Doktor Bimler

Her Doktor Bimler — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 21:44:59 +0000

Accompanied by â€œtastefulâ€? pix of a beached Rushbo, Gannon-style, glistening and quivering.
Thank you, Marq. Throwing up blood now. That can’t be good.

By: Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel

Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 17:13:42 +0000

Eeeeeeu-yew. Her website borrows handsomely from the color scheme of the now-defunct Pacific Southwest Airlines, known to us who had to fly it as PSA. (Back in the early ’70s, a ticket from LA to Oakland cost $16.75.) If you’ve seen “Almost Famous,” the Cameron Crowe character’s older sister runs away from home to become a stewardess on PSA, which required female staffers to wear hot pants and a helmet shaped like a penis head. It’s all there in the movie…

By: TC

TC — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 22:57:41 +0000

Accompanied by â€œtastefulâ€? pix of a beached Rushbo, Gannon-style, glistening and quivering.

Crap, thanks a lot.

Now I can’t stop throwing up.

I’m going to take up heroin to drive THAT image out of my mind.

‘glistening and quivering’ BLECCCH.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 17:26:37 +0000

I can never, ever, ever look at Daryn Kagan without stopping to think that she has touched Rush Limbaughâ€™s penis.

That presumes she was able to find it.

By: dr. bloor

dr. bloor — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:26:53 +0000

â€œSEX TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE OXYCONTIN AND VIAGRA INFLATED LOVER by Daryn Kagenâ€? That should probably read "Oxycontin deflated and Viagra inflated." Hadn't really thought about him combining the two together before--he must have been popping up and down like the automatic pilot in Airplane.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:37:37 +0000

*great for causing projectile vomiting.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:36:35 +0000

But, don’t you all see? That ‘ll be one of the Great* recurring features on Daryn’s website:

“SEX TIPS FOR DEALING WITH THE OXYCONTIN AND VIAGRA INFLATED LOVER by Daryn Kagen”
“Part 5: Utilizing the keg of vaseline”

Accompanied by “tasteful” pix of a beached Rushbo, Gannon-style, glistening and quivering.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:03:15 +0000

Oh, Jesus Tapdancing Christ. >

By: Kobie

Kobie — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:15:23 +0000

Dr. Bloor, who’s idea were the rubber gloves, anyway?

By: dr. bloor

dr. bloor — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:54:16 +0000

I can never, ever, ever look at Daryn Kagan without stopping to think that she has touched Rush Limbaughâ€™s penis.

If it’s any consolation, she was probably wearing rubber gloves.

By: TC

TC — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:52:43 +0000

Jillian-

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:27:01 +0000

I can never, ever, ever look at Daryn Kagan without stopping to think that she has touched Rush Limbaugh’s penis.

Tell me I’m not the only one.

By: Doug

Doug — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:09:22 +0000

My head is temporarily spinning . . . as far as Kagan’s replacement, I don’t know whether I’d be more entertained by the Gallic tres-hotness of Melissa Theuriau or the sheer grammatic chaos of Marie Jon’. Why not bring back “Crossfire” and put the two of them on it.

MELISSA: Pensez-vous que Rumsfeld a dirigÃ© cette guerre correctement?

MARIE: Uh . . . are you speaking French, or something? I know there was something, hatred of Americans, in there, I just don’t know what it is. Let me YOU a question, Miss France: Do you hold the opinion, that America, is fighting for to freedom of the world’s Muslim people, or do you think, we should be undermining the resolves of our soldiers?

MELISSA: Um . . . est-ce que c’Ã©tait anglais? Nous sommes hors de temps aujourd’hui, de la gauche, je suis Melissa Theuriau!

MARIE: And from, the right,, I am Marie Jon’!

What do you think, sirs?

By: boingitall

boingitall — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:36:33 +0000

as soon as I saw that website, I wanted cheese and juice…but not the kind I have, or the kind you’re thinking of.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:16:03 +0000

No, you don’t get it yet. The real plan is to create a kind of internets version of “The View”. She’ll get Pamela shrugs, Marie Jon’, Cynthia McKinney and Deb Frisch. They’ll sit around and blog about issues, interview interesting people and offer opinions on everything from proper christian makeup and clothes to the effectiveness of artillery in counter-insurgency operations. All ending in a group hug…

mikey

By: Basharov

Basharov — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:35:52 +0000

â€œMaybe CNN will replace her with Melissa Theuriau:â€?

Marie Jon.

That’s Marie Jon’, buddy. And don’t you forget it.

By: YooHooligan

YooHooligan — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:30:29 +0000

Update: It is perhaps designed to appeal to women.

Not this woman. Nonetheless, I’m betting there’s a Very Special Lifetime movie script with her name all over it when this website goes under. She may have to slapfight Meredith Baxter for it, but by then she’ll want it more.

By: Kobie

Kobie — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:08:07 +0000

First Edward R. Murrow, then Walter Cronkite, now Daryn Kagan. Another paragon of journalistic virtue leaves the airwaves to start an inspirational website.

We will miss you, Ms. Kagan. Good luck and Godspeed. And see if Rush can spare any oxycontin, my pilodinal cyst is killing me something fierce over here.

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By: sohei

sohei — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 20:04:43 +0000

Fortunately, if there’s one thing that can turn a sickeningly sunny, naive, optimist who thinks the world is a “great place” into a self-hating, miserable, ranting lunatic, it’s the Internet. This should be fun to watch.