Ann And Meade Make A Porno

If you are up to speed on blogospherical goings-on, then you will surely be aware that Ann Althouse paramour and Lord Protector of Hans Christian Heg Statues New Media Meade has been bounced from a blatantly liberal blog’s comments section by those candyasses at Lawyers, Guns and Money.

As Ann’s commenter Dust Bunny Queen put it: ‘Althouse has the class and courage to keep even the most derogatory and obnoxious comments from posters about herself instead of whining about it and deleting.’ She’s nothing if not thick-skinned, our Ann.

At any rate, we find this development deucedly unfair to Meade. And so we’d like to offer our own humbler Web-blog’s comment threads as friendlier cyberspatial confines … where he may feel free to post his obfuscations, grammar pedantry and gallant defenses of Lady Ann with no fear of deletion or reprise.

Please visit our shores, Meade! And to sweeten the deal, we’ve cooked up some cool new merchandising ideas for Ann’s blog that we offer free of charge (seeing as how there’s some kind of charity thing going on over there right now).

First up: A lovely Ann n’ Meade Screensaver – truly an inspiration for romance-challenged bloggers who dare to dream that true love may be found amidst retarded debate over the subliminal use of the N-Word in Democratic campaign ads:

Next: Now you too can own Meade’s favoritest Novelty T-shirt of all time! Who couldn’t resist walking hand-in-hand with a foxy Constitutional law professor while sporting this eye-catching number?

Finally, for the children: Educational Ann n’ Meade Missionary Position Puppets to scare the little rugrats out of playing doctor after hitting their parents’ box wine stash! Take it from Ann and Meade, kids — getting wood sounds plenty fun, but nobody wants a splinter!

Special Bonus: Our Missionary Position Puppets may be primarily intended for the youngsters, but that doesn’t mean grown-ups can’t get a kick out of them too! When you and your sex partner-slash-wingnutosphere trophy putz mix and match our patent-pending magnetized Ann n’ Meade Sex Fantasy Thought Balloons, you’ll get jillions of great ideas for what to think about when forced to do the nasty for appearance’s sake!

Fig. 1

Fig. 2

So please come comment on our blog, Meade. We would never ban you or delete your comments — and more importantly, we’d never ever never insult you or your wonderful bride.

 

Comments: 497

 
 
 

Having looked at those pictures, I may never blink again.

 
 

we’d never ever never insult you or your wonderful bride

No need to. They pretty much insult themselves w/ every keystroke.

 
 

This is an outrage.

 
 

“no fear of deletion or reprise”

Really? Why is he so special?

 
 

Animation possibilities.

 
 

Welcome, Manservant Hecubus!

 
 

Oh, that was fucking great, D.A. I love the Sarah on moose thought balloon – inspiration indeed. I’m still laughing over the whole thing.

 
 

Here I will start you off:
Your wife is an alcoholic cunt.
If you want to demand an apology or quote me to prove your moral superiority is up to you. It’s like a choose your own blog comment flamewar adventure.

 
 

Meade Ogre make The Donalde look thoughtful and insightful.

 
 

In a cross time/ cross blog example that IS NOT blogwhoring. Mead is made from honey, right?

 
 

Your wife is an alcoholic cunt.

Now, now now. Cut that out, it’s inappropriate to call her that.

Ann lacks the requisite warmth and depth.

(hat-tip to someone here, I forget who.)

 
 

Tintin is cruel. Manservant Hecubus won’t stand a chance with you savages.

HAH! I beat thunderpants to the reference!

 
 

ooops, I meant DA of course. Doesn’t matter, the proprietors of this blog are all uncivil, every last man-jack of them.

 
 

oh damn you chines. If that is your real name.

 
 

Less talk of man jacking, there sir! Queen Ann will not visit if we get all squidgey on it

 
 

Manservant Hecubus may have been said by me first, but any and all references to Manservant Hecubus are lovely, zombie. I welcome Manservant Hecubus, and I welcome everyone calling him Manservant Hecubus. Just because I stated Manservant Hecubus doesn’t mean I have sole dibs on nym Manservant Hecubus.

 
 

Damn, that Star-Tribune link is obnoxious! just about anywhere you put your mouse launches a pop-up video blocking the text, and scroll-wheel doesn’t work, so you have to mouse over to the RH scroll-bar, which cause more pop-ups! Aargh!

You expect that kind of crap at some low-rent fan-boy gossip blog, but this is a fairly good-sized newspaper’s “professional” website! WTF?

The story was funny, tho. When do you suppose the last time was that someone referred to her as “tight”?

 
 

Ann’s gonna get all bent out of shape when she sees those stick figures.

What?

 
 

When do you suppose the last time was that someone referred to her as “tight”?

As in, “Last night an got tight again and started slobbering all over the bartender?”

Last night.

Also:

Raising the Flag on Mt. Suribachi*

*VGroupMR

 
 

s/an/Ann/

I’m not even drunk.

Yet.

 
Snarki, child of Loki
 

hey, so when is Meade going to show up and really get the party rolling?

ah, I forgot, it’s still nap time in the special ed class, so it may be a while.

 
 

The internets are fixed. Raise your lighters friends, Edgar Winter is in the Althouse.

 
 

OK, that Strib link came from this thread that I posted in the last one here:

TEH BUTTOCKS

 
 

(hat-tip to someone here, I forget who.)

I’ve used the joke at least once, but the real credit goes to William Styron. (It is lost to history just whom he directed the insult at.)

 
 

Where’s The Editors when we need them. Fucking Altmouse.

 
 

Geddy and Alex got me drunk and high so …yeah

 
the Tragically Flip
 

The whining at lgm over banning a troll is too much to bear. Every rw blog has either no comments or is heavily moderated.

 
 

Meade may be delayed. He and his bride have been busy enjoying the snotchos in Madison’s finer dining establishments and picking baseballs off their lawn.

 
 

Doc, I can believe every service worker in Madison yearns to get them in their section.

 
 

Almost makes up for the end of the Keyboard Kommandos.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

There must be some kind of

Runny Meade joke.

I suspect others will come up with one before I do.

 
 

Althouse has ppl throwing stupid money at her and The Editors go without. Life’s a cruel mistress.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

I just realized that Palin head is on Katherine Harris body.

Winger fap heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

Please excuse me I don’t me to be rude but

wait, where was I, Enrique? Oh yeah, does Meade kind of look like a hybrid of Glenn Beck and Tom Arnold?

 
 

I just realized that Palin head is on Katherine Harris body.

Thought so too. Too lazy to post an orig. thought.

 
Oregon Beer Snob
 

D.A. those etchings are grand. Did they come from actor’s collection?

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

This is an outrage.

Yes, but which outrage? That is the big question.

 
 

Sleepy and mad don’t go together. When can I punch Ann in the face? It’s for her own good.

 
 

As an extra peace-offering to Miss Ann Elk and escort, let me direct your attention to LGM’s own Paul Campos getting a well-deserved spanking at Wonkette;
http://wonkette.com/440945/michelle-obama-is-your-obese-childs-cyberbully

 
Oregon Beer Snob
 

I’m sure we’re all interested to hear nobody gives a shit what Mrs. and Mr. Althouse have to say about this

 
 

I think Mrs. Manservant Hecubus will be most outraged that Manservant Hecubus is fantasizing about PS’d Palin, who is clearly thrusting her breasts out a la Valenti. Breasts are an outrage.

 
 

Oh awesome – now there’s video up of the Hector of Madison and his hypersensitive Helen picking a fight with some randoms who were watching Meade tend to the Hans Christian Heg statue for the eleventy-billionth time (Sisyphean task if you ask me) … the hilarious part being that these two protesters ACTUALLY FUCKING AGREE with Manservant Hecubus and Milady on the HCH statue graffiti being bad, but MH and AA just have to keep prodding them until one says ‘teabagger’ so that Meade can get all aggro and go deep temple-vein thrombosis on the poor schmuck for AA’s blogging pleasure.

Teh lamest: http://althouse.blogspot.com/2011/03/somebody-has-written-workers-of-world.html

 
 

And the best, this comment from ‘vbspurs’ on the Heg-scrubbing video:

Did you see how Meade strode into the shot like an avenging angel, with his short, purposeful strides, looking straight ahead, not even acknowledging the person of his wife filming him?

 
Oregon Beer Snob
 

Glorious. From D.A.’s link:

Mary Beth said…

I knew what tea bagging was because of FPS games. In order to do it (in game) you usually need to shoot the other player from close range. It is meant to humiliate the other player with your awesomeness. So, when someone calls Tea Party people “tea baggers” it’s like admitting to being out played. I don’t get it.

Lolwhut?

 
 

Ann and Meade make a Post-Modernist what?

 
 

Somebody totally needs to graffiti this on the Hans Christian Heg statue:

‘Althouse fantasizes about Robot Glenn Reynolds when she’s fucking Meade’

 
 

Poor Mary Beth. I can hear it now. “I totally teabagged you! 😀 :D”

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Scrubbing the pedestal .

 
 

here, i found you some words you can substitute for “retarded” in your post:

ridiculous, preposterous, tired, annoying, boring, interminable, petty, silly, tedious.

 
 

Irksome & banal, too.

 
 

What has it been, a year and a half now that we’ve had to listen to the teabaggers? It hasn’t been that long, and am I the only one who remembers that they themselves coined the term until somebody clued them in on what it means? But no, they seem to have rewritten history so successfully that now it has become a horrible insult that the evil stinky left came up with to hurt their fee-fees.

That was my first exposure to Mr. Althouse on video. He’s kind of a loose cannon, isn’t he?

 
 

The Donalde’s substantive contributions to a current LGM thread are not without professional interest. He leapt straight into the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL stage and kept going. I have learned that “Abomination” is the new “Demonic”.

It is as if he resents the way that people with Tourettes syndrome are portrayed in Sacks’ books and the wider culture as interesting, creative people, whose condition is in a way an expression of their creativity, and is trying to prove that it can also appear in boring uncreative nimrods.

I’m not even sure that the Donalde is aware when he’s commenting. It could be a mannerism or a nervous tic or something.

 
 

One photo shows a soldier identified as Army Specialist Jeremy Morlock, 23, of Wasilla, Alaska, broadly smiling in sunglasses as he crouches beside the bloodied, prone body of a man whose head he is holding up for the camera by the hair.

I was not previously aware that Morlock, facing a court-martial for murdering civilians in Afghanistan, was a family friend of the Palins.

According to his lawyers, Morlock has agreed to plead guilty later this week to three counts of murder and other offenses and to testify against his co-defendants.

 
hells littlest angel
 

Fucking hell. D Aristophanes has got his mojogroovegame back.

 
 

Oh, God. It can’t be good for my health to laugh so hard.

I think the two position puppets would fuck with more lustful passion than those two, unless deep Freudian resentments and hatred of humanity count as lustful passion.

 
 

Damned uncivil blog you have here, D.A., I must say.
~

 
 

From the look on Althouse’s face, you have to wonder just how highly evolved is N.M.Meade.

 
 

Meadehouse Porn = NEEDS RULE 34 EXEMPTION!
DA is in yr Webz, p0rning yr mannequinz.

I’ve been hurling catapult-loads of Reality-Based-Community POOP from under Althouse’s bridge for some time now – I don’t bother going back to see if my snark survives moderation or not because that’s just not how I barrel-roll: having the person/s see it is my objective, not posterity.

Put me down as another bet that Manservant Hecubus won’t be dropping around Sadlyville to revenge the (now profoundly besmirched) honor of His Wumman … but ohhhhh baby, I sure hope I’m wrong. It’d be a joy to pop some popcorn & watch “Bambi Versus Godzilla 2: Apoplectic Boogaloo.” Can you get RSI from pointing & laughing? AFAF.

 
 

Ann lacks the requisite warmth and depth.

still makes me chuckle….

I think the two position puppets would fuck with more lustful passion than those two, unless deep Freudian resentments and hatred of humanity count as lustful passion.

I dont know… me thinks the alcohol helps them with the sweaty monkey sex

 
 

snerk!

Ugly people fucking haha!!

 
 

If you are up to speed on blogospherical goings-on…

I’m not, but the prospect of a Sadlynaught surge in this blog-war is very appealing.

 
 

You know Sarah Palin’s in deep shit when even Pajamas Media puts out an article criticizing her.

Of course, it has nothing to do with her being a conservative: it’s because she’s mean to men and invokes the term feminism, thus suggesting that Sarah Palin may be nothing but “an old-school, quota-embracing, male-bashing feminist who also happens to be pro-life” (that and a few other things like the Bridge to Nowhere that the author’s suddenly noticed for the first time).

I really do recommend this article: illustrates the chauvinism, insecurities and hypocrisy of PJTV beautifully.

 
 

Chris, if you are unfamiliar w/ Mr. Roberts’ schtick, he is quite firmly in the “Biscuits in the oven, buns in bed” school of sexual politics.

No woman in public office would meet his approval.

 
 

This is brilliant. I just wish I had more free time in my day so I could photoshop new images into those sexy thought balloons. (HINT HINT, SKILLED PHOTOSHOPPERS)

 
 

She’s nothing if not thick-skinned, our Ann.
Needs to be tested.

 
 

From The AP (The funny’s at the end.):

A U.S. Air Force F-15 Strike Eagle jet has crashed in Libya, the U.S. military said Tuesday. Both crew members ejected — one was safely recovered and the U.S. military was on a mission to recover the other one.

Vince Crawley, a spokesman for the Africa Command, says the crash could have been due to a mechanical failure.

“We do not believe it was shot down,” Crawley said Tuesday.

It was not immediately known where or when the plane went down. Crawley said until the second crewman is recovered the U.S.’s Africa Command would not offer further details.

The crew members were separated because they ejected at high altitudes and ended up in different areas, Crawley said, adding that both had minor injuries.

He declined to say who was aiding in the recovery of the crewmember, noting that before each mission the military already has recovery plans in place.

“That operation is taking place as we speak,” Crawley said.

The Air Force has said only that B-2, F-15 and F-16 fighters are participating in operations over Libya.The U.S.’s involvement in Libya is being run by Africa Command, which is based in Stuttgart, Germany.

Africa Command launched in Oct. 2008 after the Pentagon abandoned efforts to base the command on the continent after it hit resistance among the African nations, and instead posted about two dozen liaison officers at African embassies.

Is it too late to renounce my citizenship?

 
 

you know, i think Col. Heg (an anti-slavery activist and early member of the free-soil, pro-labor Republican party {hard to believe these days, but that is how they started out}) would be cool with the grafitti.
does anybody know if Heg’s colleague, August Willich, has a statue in Ohio?
Willich, “The reddest of the red”, once denounced Karl Marx as insufficiently Marxist.

 
 

The U.S.’s involvement in Libya is being run by Africa Command, which is based in Stuttgart, Germany.

They should totally move “Africa Command” to four Flying Aircraft Carriers that are all connected to each other and have them just hover over the Mediterranean.

 
 

I may never NOT blink again.

 
 

Chris, if you are unfamiliar w/ Mr. Roberts’ schtick, he is quite firmly in the “Biscuits in the oven, buns in bed” school of sexual politics.

I am not familiar with his shtick, no, but thanks for the heads up. Remains to be seen what the people in the comments section will say. I foresee at least some of her fans accusing him of being a liberal infiltrator… but others might not.

 
 

The Air Force has said only that B-2, F-15 and F-16 fighters are participating in operations over Libya.

Question. The F-22 having been in service since 2005, anybody know why it has yet to be deployed, here or anywhere else?

 
 

Where’s the wine?

 
 

The F-22 having been in service since 2005, anybody know why it has yet to be deployed, here or anywhere else?

It might fall out of the sky?

Tripling the cost of the war…

 
 

…and it leaves unclosed tags everywhere.

 
 

Also too the comparisons to Manservent Hecubus are starting to piss me off. Dave Foley–aside from being hilarious (on purpose)–is off-the-charts adorbs. I’ve had some very…strange….convos with other women about how hot he looks in drag.

 
 

more Professor Boxwine

I love the smell of pimping in the morning.

 
 

I needed this larf after a painful tooth grinding session listening to war criminal Negroponte on NPR explain why these war-like actions the US is committing in Libya are actually humanitarian intervention. And he knows from humanitarian intervention the bastard. You don’t need Congressional approval for humanitarian intervention. O! Teh Humanity!

As for Malthouse, I hope it gets worth popping a bottle of mead for, as it were.

 
 

“Africa Command, which is based in Stuttgart, Germany”

I would hope that if the Somalis had a “North America Command,” that it would be based in Venezuela.

 
 

The F-22 having been in service since 2005, anybody know why it has yet to be deployed, here or anywhere else?
I think the F-15s were based closer. And since there are a whole bunch of F-15s still in service and only 187 of the precious precious f-22s, the Air Force decided not to get their shiny new airplanes dirty.

 
 

Well, this is a bummer. Wake up to an Althouse thread, and everyone’s talking fighter planes.

 
 

Or more accurately everything but Ann.

 
 

…and everyone’s talking fighter planes.

How many blog posts do we need for a troll banning?

 
 

Who is this “Meade” of whom you speak, and why does he keep sexting me?

 
 

If Althouse’s sub-moronic blogging can score her a fine quality husband like Meade then surely D. Aristophanes has earned at least one blow job for this post alone. Who is local to him that can go over to his place and give him a mouthy?

 
 

One Ann’s Meade in A Nuttier Mad-i-son.
Meade the Focker.
Meade in Mean Mode.

 
 

I think we all know why Meade idolizes Hans Christian Heg so much – he died valiantly and chivalrously defending what he loved. Or, as teh wiki quotes it, he was shot through the bowels and died the next day.

 
 

I’m really fairly disappointed that Meade isn’t over here already defending his Fair Drunken Lady. Is he a coward?

 
 

Oh, Meade’s here. He’s always here. I just haven’t figured out which one of you is pretending not to be him. Maybe you all are.

 
 

Oh, Meade’s here. He’s always here. I just haven’t figured out which one of you is pretending not to be him. Maybe you all are.

Or maybe you’re just saying that to divert attention from the real Meade, and the real Meade is you.

Fucking conspiracies, how do they work?

 
 

I AM NOT-MEADE!!! AND SO’S MY WIFE!!!!

 
 

The fact is, here in the Heatrtland, we all admire Mead’s bravry for standing up to the Chicago-style Union Thuggs over at what Doctore Donalde correctly calls Lawyers Gays and Marriage. Those Thuggs could not match the wit of Meade or Doctore Donalde.

 
 

I think you got the bubbles mixed up in fig. 1

 
 

BTW, I’m still pouting that he never came over to my blog. Did I not say “Ann Althouse” enough?

over at what Doctore Donalde correctly calls Lawyers Gays and Marriage.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

 
 

I feel ill now.

Cheap box wine will do that.

 
 

Cheap box wine will do that.

I would never drink cheap boxed wine. Besides, it’s 8:30 in the morning and everybody knows that’s Irish coffee time.

 
 

I would never drink cheap boxed wine. Besides, it’s 8:30 in the morning and everybody knows that’s Irish coffee time.

Are you implying that Our Holy Lady of the Slurred Legal Opinion is wrong about something?

 
 

we’d never ever never insult you or your wonderful bride

Indeed

 
 

Sigh. Unfortunately the LGM banning necessarily deletes all of Meade’s old comments (it’s a software thing, I guess). But if it hadn’t I could post a link demonstrating why your characterization of AltMeade sex is unfair. According to Meade they are quite active and adventerous and assfuck.

 
 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

I believe the correct spelling is Bwahahahahaha!!!, repeated no less than five times in two hours.

 
 

Are you implying that Our Holy Lady of the Slurred Legal Opinion is wrong about something?

Oh, no! I would never imply that! I was just saying that she’s a noncomformist. An iconoclast. A go-against-the-grainer. Drinking boxed wine for breakfast takes a special kind of…something.

 
 

According to Meade they are quite active and adventerous and assfuck.

That was perhaps the worst oversharing I had ever seen.

 
 

MARK F! SHUT *UP*!

There is not enough brain bleach in the world…

 
 

I believe the correct spelling is Bwahahahahaha!!!, repeated no less than five times in two hours.

Oh, god bless the internets.

 
 

Sorry, but the sad truth is that AltMeade Ass-squash ISREAL.

 
 

There is not enough brain bleach in the world…

Then it would be very, very bad if I told you that Meade was unclear on whether he preferred to give or receive.

 
 

Is Mrs. Palin the tireless spokesperson for a recrudescent silent majority? Is she a have-it-all, do-it-all Super Mom? A dazzling, but ephemeral Media Maven?

Or is she an old-school, quota-embracing, male-bashing feminist who also happens to be pro-life? Is she a shake-and-bake liberal whose political resumé includes support for the ill-fated bridge to nowhere and a record-breaking $6.6 billion state operating budget in 2007?

Aha! as Palin’s numbers dip, PJTV has started the clean-up efforts. Palin’s a liberal!!

(what’s a “shake-and-bake liberal”, anyway?)

Why aren;t they givings us the most likely alternative – that she’s an empty-headed narcissist whose ego drove her to overreach?

 
 

“How many blog posts do we need for a troll banning?”

Should there be a quota for any particular subject? How many blog posts do we need about the latest dumb thing Jim Hoft said? Or fighter planes for that matter?

 
 

Aha! as Palin’s numbers dip, PJTV has started the clean-up efforts. Palin’s a liberal!!

Yeah, I admit I haven’t been this surprised since “Bush was a liberal” became their meme. I expected it to happen to Palin at some point down the line, but I never thought they’d begin so early.

Which is why I’m still waiting for the comments… I suspect it may still be too soon for a lot of people.

Why aren;t they givings us the most likely alternative – that she’s an empty-headed narcissist whose ego drove her to overreach?

Because that would indict their entire party, beginning with themselves and the people who read them.

Besides, empty-headedness, narcissism, and ego are things that happen to liberals.

 
 

Self-awareness fail at NRO:

Media Matters for America [is a] George Soros–funded website that gives gainful employment to a variety of hacks and non-entities in perpetual high dudgeon[.]

Its author is David Kahane, some guy who wrote a book about how conservatives should be more like Saul Alinsky.

 
 

Shalom, gentlemen.

 
 

“BTW, I’m still pouting that he never came over to my blog. Did I not say “Ann Althouse” enough?”

I need to stop by…but I’d bs lying if I said mentiOns of Ann don’t pique my interest!

 
 

Here is the remnants of the thread mark f was referring to. Most of the sodomy has been lost in time, like tears in the rain.

 
 

Why is Media Matters so reviled by the wingtards? Rough having DIRECT QUOTES come back to bite you in the ass, huh?

 
 

According to Meade they are quite active and adventerous and assfuck.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! That would totally muss Our Lady of the Winebox’s crocheted cooter doilies.

 
 

SHIT LIST

Dane Cook
Dov Charney
Sonic the Hedgehog
Alec Baldwin
mark f
Malaclypse

 
 

I will politely ask the fine posters here at S,N not to make me LOL while I am sitting in waiting room with other people.

 
 

(what’s a “shake-and-bake liberal”, anyway?)

I dunno. Is it a reference to the marijuana cigarettes?

 
 

Its author is David Kahane, some guy who wrote a book about how conservatives should be more like Saul Alinsky.

Any relation to Meir Kahane?

SHIT LIST

What did poor Sonic ever do to anyone?

 
 

First you SHAKE IT…then you BAKE IT!!

 
 

SHIT LIST

Look, I’ve had to live with the mental image of Althouse buggering Meade for a week now. The last thing I needed was to link that image to a “shit list.”

 
 

Shalom, gentlemen.

Hm. Last time I checked, I was a lady?

 
 

The last thing I needed was to link that image to a “shit list.”

That’s what you get.

 
 

That’s what you get.

I thought having Meade call me a prude was bad enough.

 
 

*still giggling at “cooter doilies”*

 
 

Dane Cook’s brother stole all his money. It’s too bad he didn’t steal his act like Gallagher’s brother did, but I suppose that would make the brother indistinguishable from all the other date-rapist stockbrokers hanging out at Funky Murphy’s.

 
 

Dane Cook’s brother stole all his money.

And Dane Cook stole everyone’s acts. I guess it’s even now?

 
Sonic the Hedgehog
 

Hey! what did I ever do to you?

 
 

Hm. Last time I checked, I was a lady?

That just makes you Althouse’s MOST HATED FOE.

 
 

Are the flowers blooming in the background something out of one of those Bollywood movies?

 
 

WHOA.

Fifty-plus comments in the Sarah Palin article, all of them flipping out at the author. Palin is a wonderful person, she’s just been assassinated by the liberal media and ruling-class, non-conservative Republicans like Charles Krauthammer. Why are you listening to those liberal polls? Why aren’t the polls asking people where they get their information about Palin? Why don’t you recognize that Palin’s simply the greatest thing since sliced bread and Ronald Reagan? Gold medal to the guy who squealed “you liberal! You probably thought Bush lied about WMDs too!”

Yep… definitely too soon. OTOH, twenty or thirty years from now, they’ll be able to point back to that article and say they were always at war with Palinasia.

 
 

How many blog posts do we need about….fighter planes for that matter?

We’re performing a scientific experiment to see if they are as good as viagra, as claimed by a certain right-wing portion of the populace.

 
 

That just makes you Althouse’s MOST HATED FOE.

You can see the outline of my breasts under my shirt!

 
NotAnn NotAlthouse
 

You can see the outline of my breasts under my shirt!

I’m not letting Meade near you sluts!

 
 

“We’re performing a scientific experiment to see if they are as good as viagra, as claimed by a certain right-wing portion of the populace.”

I want a Hummer-driving control group. (is that the right sciency term?)

 
 

I’m not letting Meade near you sluts!

That’s okay. I wouldn’t come near him with a 10-inch dildo.

 
 

I wouldn’t come near him with a 10-inch dildo.

Interest? Newsletter? Larger sizes?

 
 

Can you even use dildos on other dildos?

 
 

Chris, it’s not directly his fault, but I don’t care.

WELL, that was an odd link. Hey, what’s this?

“[Vanilla] is attractive and the size of a normal human mother.”

And now I am conflicted.

 
 

I want a Hummer-driving control group. (is that the right sciency term?)

It’s the right term for people who insist on blow jobs.

 
 

Interest? Newsletter? Larger sizes?

The 16-incher is only for special occasions.

 
 

The 16-incher is only for special occasions.

“We got us a convoy!”

…before your time…

 
 

By golly, it’s clean clear to Flag Town, c’mon. Yeah, that’s a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy…

*VPR

 
 

You can see the outline of my tummy through…everything.

 
 

You can see the outline of my tummy through…everything.

Have you considered one of these?

 
 

You can see the outline of my tummy through…everything.

Boring.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

I know to what Malaclypse is referring.

 
 

THUG! SMOKING GUN!!!! MUSHROOM CLOUD!!! 9/11 9/11 MUSTARD GAS!!!

 
 

THUG!

Now the pieces all fit together.

 
 

The seventies were weird.

 
 

That clip looked like it was directed by the Coen Bros.

 
 

Now THAT’S funny.

 
 

The seventies were weird.

At the time it seemed perfectly natural, even inevitable.

 
 

t4toby!?

I’d forgoted about the fearsome lawn baseballs.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Oooo a NYT editorial slam!!!

THUG!!!SMOKING GUN!!!! MUSHROOM CLOUD!!! 9/11 9/11 MUSTARD GAS!!!

DITHERED!!! REDOUBT!!!MANDATE!!!
CONCERN!! BOGGED!!!BRUNT!!

 
 

Those pictures are a cruel and horrific act toward those of us who cannot drink alcohol.

Oh, and …

here, i found you some words you can substitute for “retarded” in your post:

ridiculous, preposterous, tired, annoying, boring, interminable, petty, Trig, silly, tedious.

That is all.

 
 

“Have you considered one of these?”

Fetching as that is, I’m not sure I could pull it off the way woody Allen does.

 
 

You can see the outline of my baseballs through my….oh, never mind.

 
 

That is not all — had a tag fail to share as well, apparently, also, too, FYWP, etc. etc. etc.

 
 

ridiculous, preposterous, tired, annoying, boring, interminable, petty, Trig, silly, tedious.

These should all be adjectives. I suggest “Triggy”.

 
 

Gettin’ Triggy with it!

 
 

So does Meade want Ann to go all Palin on his ass?

 
 

At the time it seemed perfectly natural, even inevitable.

Bell bottoms will come back.
~

 
 

Which one of those two gets the woody?

 
low sodium hunchback
 

GO FORWARD!!!
MIXED MESSAGES!!!
FORCES AND CASH!!!

 
 

I’m getting the sense that Meade is feeling left out, and Ann is being supportive of her special guy, no matter what.

 
 

Bell bottoms will have already come back and gone back out of style again.

Fixed to make us all feel old.

 
 

Is VS at the DR. for probation?

 
 

Bell bottoms have already come back and gone back out of style again.

Yeah, I wore those bitches in the 90s.

 
 

Ann Althouse puts the coherence in incoherence.

 
 

Isn’t putting a bell in your bottom rather uncomfortable?

 
Sonic the Hedgehog
 

Ann is a tedious dupe. A shill who doesn’t even get paid. She sells the alleged dignity of her position as a law professor to promote the ideas that make the world worse not just for others but for herself too. Has she ever met a bad idea she didn’t wholeheartedly endorse?
What’s the payoff? The people on whose behalf she shills sure don’t respect her. Her audience of slack jawed mouth breathers and toadying lickspittles do her no credit. It is just that she gets a soapbox to vent her vindictive fantasies into an echo chamber?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“What has it been, a year and a half now that we’ve had to listen to the teabaggers? It hasn’t been that long, and am I the only one who remembers that they themselves coined the term until somebody clued them in on what it means? But no, they seem to have rewritten history so successfully that now it has become a horrible insult that the evil stinky left came up with to hurt their fee-fees.”

One commenter identified the term as “a word homophobes use for gay sex.”. Another questions whether Anderson Cooper now regrets originating the word. I don’t think they’ve rewritten history so much as simply not understood anything they have lived through.

 
 

Isn’t putting a bell in your bottom rather uncomfortable?

There’s a *DUNG* joke in there somewhere. Maybe also too a clapper joke.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

t4toby! Where the fuck have you been?

 
 

There’s a *DUNG* joke in there somewhere. Maybe also too a clapper joke.

As long as there’s no carillon that’s OK.

 
 

It is just that she gets a soapwine box to vent her vindictive fantasies into an echo chamber?

Ficksed for the cheap joke.

 
 

I’d forgoted about the fearsome lawn baseballs.

I did too.

I dunno. Seething in incoherent rage and fear?

 
 

Copper clappers?

 
 

Seeth here! It’ll help ex-spongiate your whatever.

 
 

Althouse is a goldmine of snark. I am truly grateful for her existence.

 
 

Althouse is a goldmine of snark. I am truly grateful for her existence.

This whole thing has had me clapping with glee.

 
 

I miss the good old days when we could seethe at the Pres for being a douche, when the snark flowed like artisan well water, when Bad was Bad and Good was Good…

 
 

But at least the Winsome Winebox Wacko is still out there for us.

 
 

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

 
 

“What has it been, a year and a half now that we’ve had to listen to the teabaggers? It hasn’t been that long, and am I the only one who remembers that they themselves coined the term until somebody clued them in on what it means? But no, they seem to have rewritten history so successfully that now it has become a horrible insult that the evil stinky left came up with to hurt their fee-fees.”

I didn’t actually remember where the term came from. Any idea where it first appeared?

 
 

Are you being facetious, Chris?

 
 

“Is VS at the DR. for probation?”

No! I had an exciting morning Of waiting. Waiting tO get my car serviced, then waiting to get a prescription. Tomorrow I have a 3-hour test at the hospital. Will these go-go glamorous times never end?

 
 

Oh my GOD, I can HEAR HER chewing on her caramel corn from HERE.

 
 

“March 22, 2011 at 18:00

Althouse is a goldmine of snark. I am truly grateful for her existence.

This whole thing has had me clapping with glee.”

Take note, fighter planes. Nobody ever clapped with glee over you.

 
 

A box of wine, a horn of Meade, and thou…

Maybe Donalde Douglass will show up, providing a synergy of stupidity.

 
 

Maybe Donalde Douglass will show up, providing a synergy of stupidity.

Ahem.

 
 

Oh, the LULZ0RZ are strong in the comment thread at the Ale-and-Mead House:

Left wing sites are big on censorship of their comment sections. I got the same treatment from Little Green Footballs last month. Why cant’t the left handle even the mildest criticism?

Oh, how droll!

 
 

B^4, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but anyone who isn’t batshit is now a part of “the left.”

 
 

Ahem.

**head down, big toe grinding carpet**

Did someone say Shitlist?

I really could go for a Shit Shake right about now.

 
 


t4toby said,

March 22, 2011 at 18:01

I miss the good old days when we could seethe at the Pres for being a douche, when the snark flowed like artisan well water, when Bad was Bad and Good was Good…

Our new president is also a douche. Seethe away!
~

 
 

Censoring the comments.

 
 

I didn’t actually remember where the term came from. Any idea where it first appeared?

IIRC, it first started when Rick Santelli convinced a bunch of morons to throw tea bags into the Chicago River to protest ordinary people preyed upon by crooked mortgage lenders from getting any help, after of course the crooked mortgage lenders themselves had been bailed out. The meme caught on amongst the stupid like wildfire, leading to hilarious posters like this within the next month or so.

Meanwhile, bad, mean, liberal bloggers were pointing out to the self-designated baggers that “I don’t think that word means what you think it means” to no avail…it wasn’t until they had spent several months proudly proclaiming themselves as teabaggers that they finally caught on. Then of course it was all the fault of all us mean liberals that they had, yet again, made towering nincompoops of themselves in full public view.

 
 

Did someone say Shitlist?

Shit-moat

 
 

The beauty of the “Candyass” post is that, when jim now posts on Althouse comment threads, she’ll look like a coward and hypocrite if she deletes his posts.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN jim!!!!

 
 

“Tomorrow I have a 3-hour test at the hospital.”

Yeah, midterms. I hope you studied.

 
 

Meanwhile, bad, mean, liberal bloggers were pointing out to the self-designated baggers that “I don’t think that word means what you think it means” to no avail

See, this is the part I disagree with. I suppose it’s possible that some tea-baggers didn’t know what it meant, but the ones who put “Tea bag the liberal Dems before they tea bag you” on signs had to have known. Even with the caveat that Tea Party signs didn’t always often make sense, it’s tough for me to believe that that double entendre was an accident.

 
 

The beauty of the “Candyass” post is that, when jim now posts on Althouse comment threads, she’ll look like a coward and hypocrite if she deletes his posts.

It would be very, very wrong if Gary Ruppert were to become a regular at Althouse’s place.

 
 

Yeah, midterms. I hope you studied.”

I always study for glucose tolerance tests.

And, yes–RELEASE THE JIM!!!

 
 

but the ones who put “Tea bag the liberal Dems before they tea bag you” on signs had to have known.

Those came out *after* people started making fun of the term “teabagger.” I think most of them had no idea.

 
 

It would be very, very wrong if Gary Ruppert were to become a regular at Althouse’s place.

Nice blog you’ve got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

 
 

Releasing the jim

 
 

Nice blog you’ve got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Luckily, The Donalde has promised the same unmoderated comments.

 
 

Maybe that will pull me outta the doldrums. some good old fashioned trolling.

 
 

mark f – true, the folks with the signs probably knew what it meant.

But…look at the photo. Those were young people, and we know the majority of tea baggers are not. Frankly, I would have been surprised if most old white people in Hoverrounds DID know what it meant.

Which of course just made it that much funnier.

 
 

I, personally, am quite amused by the concept of fat old people on Hoverounds teabagging one another.

 
 

Don’t the hoverounds get in the way?

 
 

Those came out *after* people started making fun of the term “teabagger.”

That is contrary to my recollection. Dave Weigel first saw such a sign, apparently made by a Freeper, on Feb. 27, 2009. It took another two months for Brent Bozell to notice that liberals were mocking it.

 
 

mark f said,
March 22, 2011 at 18:54

Meanwhile, bad, mean, liberal bloggers were pointing out to the self-designated baggers that “I don’t think that word means what you think it means” to no avail

See, this is the part I disagree with. I suppose it’s possible that some tea-baggers didn’t know what it meant, but the ones who put “Tea bag the liberal Dems before they tea bag you” on signs had to have known. Even with the caveat that Tea Party signs didn’t always often make sense, it’s tough for me to believe that that double entendre was an accident.

No, they didn’t know, despite us mean horrible nasty leftards pointing and laughing hysterically. This was roughly concurrent, iirc, with NOM gearing up their M4M website and campaign against gay marriage equality. They, at least, realized their FAIL and immediately renamed it.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Speaking of nym FAIL…

 
 

Those were young people, and we know the majority of tea baggers are not.

This is true. Scott Johnson is probably as good an example of a clueless old person as anyone and he thought it was something that lesbos like Rachel Maddow did.

 
 

I’m on Team Didn’tKnow.

 
 

A fine post by DA incidentally, though really the less I know about Ann slurping Meade the better…

 
 

From Substance’s link:

I am bringing my 2 small children to tomorrow’s Oregon event. They are having a wonderful time making their own signs with crayons and markers. I want them to see our peaceful civil disobedience and tax protest up close & personal.

Plus it’s a day off from all that indoctrination they get in school.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Please please please, McG, DO NOT ANIMATE.

 
 

Teabagging is not a sexual act, it’s the FPS victory dance. Or to blockquote your mom’s favourite Canuck:

Now in the FPS genre, players typically have the ability to crouch (so as to be able to take advantage of the ubiquitous “chest-high wall”). Even in games with well developed “cover systems”, a crouch ability is still included.

This is how teabagging came to be. Gamers would celebrate kills by running over to the corpses of their victims and repeated crouch over their faces – “teabagging” them. It’s Urban Dictionary definition number 7. Here’s a video of how it’s done. Here’s a video of how sophisticated the humour behind it is.

 
 

Hey! Who says I can’t teabag? I have more balls than just about anyone else in the media!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Teabagging is not a sexual act, …”

Since when is necrophilia not sex?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I guess I should have asked your mon, eh?

 
 

“Teabagging is not a sexual act, …”

Neither is putting someone in handcuffs. And blindfolding them. And spanking their naked bums.

 
 

A fine post by DA incidentally, though really the less I know about Ann slurping Meade the better…

Fuck you. You had to say that while I was eating and after I’d blocked the images of Meade being pegged out of my mind, didn’t you?

 
 

Luckily, The Donalde has promised the same unmoderated comments.

Obviously, he’s desparate for hits.

“Teabagging is not a sexual act, …”

UR DOIN IT RONG!!!

 
 

It’s Urban Dictionary definition number 7.

Well, there’s your problem in a… uh… nutshell.

 
 

I tried teabagging once but the water was way too hot.

 
 

With a name like Meade, I assumed he was black.

 
 

“I guess I should have asked your mon, eh?”

Irie.

 
 

Medea:

The Finnish melodic death metal band Insomnium has a song about her called Medeia on their album In the Halls of Awaiting, which was released in 2002.
Coincidence???

 
 

Fifty-plus comments in the Sarah Palin article, all of them flipping out at the author. Palin is a wonderful person, she’s just been assassinated by the liberal media and ruling-class, non-conservative Republicans like Charles Krauthammer.

*ahem*

“We’ve secretly replaced one of PJTV’s usual commenters with someone in regular contact with reality – let’s see if they notice the difference!”

 
 

“Hey! Who says I can’t teabag? I have more balls than just about anyone else in the media!”

Tee hee!

 
 

BTW, speaking of hospitals…here’s a boring update on the hive situtation.

They lasted for 4 days and the swelling in the hands and feet a few days longer. Finally they went away and I thought, great, that’s over.

Except that I’ve been exhausted for the two weeks since. I mean, as in needing to sleep 12 – 14 hours per day. As in, if I go to the grocery store, by the time I get home I’m worn out. So, that could mean one of a few things: mononucleosis, low thyroid, or lupus. I’m leaning towards mono because 1) I found out that when they give amoxicillan to people with mono, thinking the sore throat is strep, it causes them to break out in hives. I had just finished my course of amoxicillan the night before I woke up with hives. I never had a sore throat, but from what I’ve found out, mono caused by cytomegalovirus usually doesn’t cause sore throat. I did run fever the week I had the hives, though. 2) I don’t have any other symptoms of low thyroid, though apparently sometimes mono infection appears to damage or destroy the thyroid, so we’ll see, and 3) although we have lupus in the family, I’m a bit old for it to just now be showing up and again, don’t have any other symptoms.

Of course, I’ve not been to the doctor, so who knows. On the other hand, there’s not much point in going to the doctor for hives, or for mono for that matter, and if it’s anything else, I need to get insured before being diagnosed. So keep your fingers crossed that it’s “just” mono. My energy level has been steadily improving to where I can work pretty steadily for a day at a time if I take it easy the following day.

So it’s been happy fun time here for the past three weeks!

 
 

“March 22, 2011 at 19:16

“Teabagging is not a sexual act, …”

Neither is putting someone in handcuffs. And blindfolding them. And spanking their naked bums.”

I’m not some pervert. All the hobos I spank are fully-clothed.

 
 

T&U, more fixted for your appetite:

Ann’s recipe-
Mead (pronounced /?mi?d/ meed) (also called her honeys wine) is an alcoholic beverage that is produced by fermenting a solution of her honey and water.[

 
 

OMG, jim released himself! Good stuff.

 
 

Try to picture her debating Obama without laughing.

“Lol TOTUS [Teleprompetr of the US) hasn’t even released his grades from Harvard and noone even remembers him being a student there without Rahm and Ayers telling him what to say he’s toast against Mama Grizzly with common sense.”

^Guaranteed to have at least 85% accuracy compared to actual responses to Jim’s post at PJTV.

 
 

Well, there’s your problem in a… uh… nutshell.

OK, I see what you did there…..

 
 

Got a link, vs? I myself am looking into a proxy server as we speak. Anyone have a suggestion for a good one. I wanna hit the big, wine-filled pinata!

 
 

Jennifer, I really hope you feel better and get your energy back soon. Be well.

 
 

I’m leaning towards mono

Ewww. I’m sorry. Major allergic reactions make me exhausted, but not for that long. I hope you figure out what’s up.

Mead (pronounced /?mi?d/ meed) (also called her honeys wine) is an alcoholic beverage that is produced by fermenting a solution of her honey and water.

You know, I’ve never had a mead that I liked. I’ve only tried, like, 3, but still.

 
 

For Sarah Palin fans, reality is HARD.

 
 

Yeah, best of luck and good health Jennifer. Have teh orbs been near your house? Energy sappers!!!

 
 

Ha! Jim serves Palin up on a erudite platter.

 
 

jim! Do Ann now!!

Yes, that’s right. I’m going to sit on my ass and egg people on. Love it!

 
 

Another Kiwi – haven’t observed any orbs. Also haven’t worn a suit recently, which if I had could be a culprit, as wearing a suit (or stockings) sucks my will to live.

 
 

Okay, sexual in the sense that virtual sex organs are referenced. And also related to feelings of exhiliration, elation, release and shame.

BUT, still not actually sexual. Sex is implied, but implied by perpetual virgins who haven’t even achieved a prime-time sit-com level understanding of sex. Kinda like how when pre-teen boys call each other faggots, it’s just meant as generally derogatory and not in the sexual orientation kind of way.

 
 

80. BoxHeadBrawler

To Jim -77

Sounds like you follow SP’s career closely. So you probably know that with all these low “favorable” polls coming out she still is bunched up with the top 3 as the Republican primaries leader. You also know that she has been hosted for the last week by the Indian elite and the Israeli prime minister.

BHB speeled “roasted” wrong.
~

 
 

Wow. So many delicious mangoes!

“This is another nonsensical anti-Palin piece written by some unknown establishment stooge attempting to derail Palin’s possible run for the nomination, the GOP apparatchicks know very well SHE SHALL WIN.

Hence their desperation in employing a second rate scribble to voice their anxiety through the tube of the above incoherent and based on false or deliberately falsified details from the latest episodes of Palin’s life.”

Huh?

 
 

I’m leaning towards mono because 1) I found out that when they give amoxicillan to people with mono, thinking the sore throat is strep, it causes them to break out in hives.

Ooh, I had this happen to me. AND THEN THE BEES COME.

I kinda wonder if it isn’t a diagnosis tool on the part of doctors: if I give this person X for sure it’s mono.

 
 

jim elicits the LULZ at PJM:

First off, I am a conservative and then a Republican. During the 2008 primary I supported who I thought was “electable” according to the talking heads etc. I supported Romney and then voted for McCain. As a Californian I voted for Arnold. I voted for Bush both times for president. In every case, it seemed like was voting against the Democrat rather than voting for the Republican. Arnold was an utter embarrassment and I was so sorry I voted for him. Bush was a good man, but he was no conservative, he was Democrat lite. He never defended himself or his polices and the MSM had their way with him. In short, Bush was a disappointment his second term. He could have been so much more.

Oh, the LULZ:

As far as the GOP elitists attacking her goes, they can go to hell. The only faction that cares about the long term health of this country is the Tea Party group. The Tea Partiers seem to consist of everyday Americans who are sick and tired of the country turning into another turd-world s@#t-hole. Palin obviously is not afraid to identify with this group and for that she has my respect.

Well played, jim!

 
 

Also nickel who says “You go sarah, they can’t stop you and it is driving them nuts”
SARAH IS TEH VICTIM, HERE

 
 

March 21, 2011 – by Carey Roberts

It would take Carey many promotions to make it to “second rate scribble”.
~

 
 

she still is bunched up with the top 3 as the Republican primaries leader.

This is an accomplishment?

 
 

By the way, reading Althouse’s blog the last few days has brought to my attention the bizarre rantings of someone named Carol_Herman, who is so nutty only the internet could’ve invented her. Here she is opining on South Dakota’s new “three days before an abortion” bill:

In the back-ally days IF you could find a well trained doctor to help you, the going rule was to call it an “appendectomy.” Or a “D and C.” And, in some cases, an episode POST abortion … where a woman was bleeding to death.

Still, a lot of moms died, leaving kids behind, because abortions were chosen due to the lack of funds available to raise more kids.

In my opinion, if this “hooks” to the republican party, as one of its goals, you can KISS GOODBYE a lot of voters!

Remember, too, that BORK did NOT make it up onto the Supreme Court. Reagan read the bad vibes in the tea leaves over the BORK uproar.

Now, because of ultrasounds. And, tests of the amniotic fluid, women are given choices not to birth a defective child. In other words? We need to keep CHOICE alive. Yeah. Sarah Palin made a choice. But I don’t think this should condemn other families, where such a choice would be stolen away.

Again. Back to the ballot box. I think I am just watching the republicans commit suicide.

 
 

We are all supposed to engage in the discussion using the “facts” of the polling as a starting place without ever considering the larger context of the Lib/RINO axis of evil conspiring for their own selfish purposes to destroy a decent – and therefore their mortal enemy – person.

AXIS OF EEEEEVILLLL.

 
 

She is the most feared woman in recent history and not because she is a bad person,

I thought that was Hilary’s position when Bill was President.

 
 

Do Ann now!!

My mouth: I just threw up a little in it.

My spoor is already in teh Alt House. Unfortunately, Blogger doesn’t seem to provide comment linkage, but a thimblefull of my home-brewed, patented Bona-Fide 100% Pure Interwebs Oil Of Snark-Viper™ survived here. Go to “3/22/11 4:06 AM” for your AA jimzilla fix.

 
 

You can see the outline of my tummy through…everything.

Me too!

 
 

Reading those links, I am torn. Is it more like a certain Living Colour song, or is it more like the nanny in “The Omen?”

 
 

Thanks for well-wishes guys. Subby, did you really have hives from mono caused by antibiotics? I keep thinking how bizarre it would be for all this stuff to just coincidentally happen at the same time but…sometimes that’s how things happen. At least I haven’t wasted several hundred dollars on going to a doctor only to be told I was having an allergic reaction when clearly that wasn’t the cause.

 
 

Yeah, sorry about that, jim. But thanks for the link! *grabs popcorn*

 
 

jim is brilliant.

Also, this comment cracked me up, too: “I’d like to ask someone how they’d react to putting a slogan like ‘work shall set you free’ on something. See if the context bothers them then–if if they agree with the abstract sentiment to some degree. ”

Sounds like something a conservative would agree with, buddy.

 
 

Stop being such a douche.

See! jim got P14ND! LOL!!!! 111 Durn lie-burals! If you “know” what i “me”an, he’ll stay (“sure!)” out of hear. ” “

 
 

Did you see how Meade strode into the shot like an avenging angel, with his short, purposeful strides, looking straight ahead, not even acknowledging the person of his wife filming him?

Oh, sweetie. Put down the romance novels and get a vibrator.

 
 

Yeah, I always know when I see his name I’m in for a treat.

Now,how big is his head gonna get?

 
 

Yeah Purple Alice cracked me up too

 
 

“Did you see how Meade strode into the shot like an avenging angel, with his short, purposeful strides, looking straight ahead, not even acknowledging the person of his wife filming him?”

ROFL!!!!! which one of you wrote this?

 
 

short, purposeful strides

What cute little hands he has!

 
 

Subby, did you really have hives from mono caused by antibiotics?

Yes. All of it was resolved by me doing nothing for a very long period of time, which I am good at.

 
 

I did see how Meade strode into that shot with purposeful strides to clean up others’ mess. With atavistic focus, too. Not unlike the Big Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, really, except without the robust inner life.

 
 

I just read a few Althouse threads.

Now I feel more depressed than before, and stupider. Also.
~

 
 

I did see how Meade strode into that shot with purposeful strides to clean up others’ mess.

Well, he probably is used to cleaning up vomit around the toidy…

 
 

Thunder, you gotta get tanked take your meds before you visit AnnLand.

 
 

FY, strikethrough.

 
 

That’s good news, because I’m good at doing nothing, too. Though I can’t particularly afford it. Still, I have a sense that if this were something ongoing like low thyroid, or really serious like lupus, I’d be seeing some other symptoms. Well, I did have one other thing – the day I got the root canal, 5 days before breaking out in the hives, my diastolic blood pressure was elevated up into the high 90s. That can be a sign of low thyroid…but on the other hand, since there is considerable evidence that mono can disrupt or destroy thyroid function, it could have just been the first sign of mono infection. I’m going to check on it again this week to see if it’s back to normal; I’m also getting signed up for health insurance this week so if it isn’t, in a few months I can go to the doctor without getting hit with that “pre-existing condition” bullshit.

 
 

Why, yes! That’s right. Meade, the avenging janitor, getting grimy fingernails as two well-fed, white-collar guys watch him labour.

Seriously. Hitatchi Magic Wands are, like, forty bucks.

 
 

Hitatchi Magic Wands are, like, forty bucks.

I’ll take two! For, um, research purposes.

 
 

You this guy? Hot!

Also: freebie shot of Meade’s butt.

I’m not sure the magic wand will be enough. I think we may have to resort to more drastic measures.

 
 

Oh Jesus. What am I doing? I’m actually reading a debate about whether “teabagger” is a “homosexual slur” or not.

“The other thing about why teabagging is associated with homosexuality: most — though certainly not all — women don’t give a lot of blow jobs.”

Maybe not to you.

 
 

The Evenrude Outboard Happy Camper!

 
 

most — though certainly not all — women don’t give a lot of blow jobs.”

Michelle Malkin’s “Rainbow Party” freak out just took a hit.

 
 

“What more could you expect from people content with pulling the plug on grandma because Obamacare would prefer to fund ‘Pat’, ‘Robin’, or ‘Chris’ to have as many sex changes as possible, or Suzie to have as many abortions as she desires? ”

“As possible”? Yeah. People who are transgendered like switching back and forth between genders because it’s fun.

 
 

This is the first time I was ever introduced to Teabagging.

Great movie, btw.

 
 

Wingnuts sure are dumb fucks. What was funny about calling them teabaggers wasnt the implied homosexuality, it was the fact that they HAD NO IDEA tea bagging refers to servicing bawlz.

 
 

““As possible”? Yeah. People who are transgendered like switching back and forth between genders because it’s fun.”

And I can’t get abortions fast enough! Even when I’m not pregnant!

 
 

Great movie, btw.

It’s my favorite Waters movie, I think.

What was funny about calling them teabaggers wasnt the implied homosexuality, it was the fact that they HAD NO IDEA tea bagging refers to servicing bawlz.

Exactly. And it’s not a “slur’; it’s like giggling in the back of your 8th grade class when your teacher says “whacked off their heads” or something like that. I’ll admit to it being completely juvenile, but it’s not homophobic. Of course, getting that would require that they understand context, and we’ve already proven they don’t.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Hey, Jen, get well….maybe you need some faith healing.

Precious bodily fluids

 
 

The even more insidious thing is that Obamacare allows me to have as many abortions as I desire, and I can’t even get pregnant. And because of the law’s secret Muslim opt-out provisions and atheist protections, I can only choose to have a good Christian baby aborted.

 
 

If I get a sex change then can I have an abortion?

 
 

Another comment near the purple motorhome one:“Let Them Eat Cake”

If the lawyer knew what the term “cake” meant in 18th century France, he might not have used that sign.

Cake ws not a light sweet confection that we know today. It was the leftover from the baking of bread. The cake flour was rolled on brick stoves and became the working surface for rolling subsequent bread batter. The cake flour trapped the mortar dust and brick particles. After the bakers had finished rolling all ofthe bread, the cake was discarded – it was usually fed to the animals.

Humans who ate the “cake” would suffer from tooth damage and, on occasion, digestive problems cause by the contaminants in the “cake.”

People who said “let them eat cake” were not uncaring, they were very cruel.

This is, of course, bullshit, as the word used in French was brioche, which is, wonder of wonders, not rock-filled animal food but, you know, BRIOCHE JUST LIKE YOU CAN FIND AT ANY BAKERY. It’s BREAD, a nice, soft bread made with eggs and highly refined flour the peasants couldn’t afford even when they COULD manage to scrape the money together for the coarse, grainy loaves they were used to. Nicest touch? Commenter calls self “I’ll take facts, hold the narrative.”

 
 

Ahahahahaha! The N-Word card is played!

How far does your head have to be up your own ass? Forrealz.

 
 

“Meade strode […] with his short, purposeful strides, looking straight ahead”

A wierd, even creepy image. Kudos to somebody.

“Stride: to walk with long steps, especially in a hasty or vigorous way,” and yet Meade strides with short steps! As a modestly tall man, I myself find walking slowly, and/or with short steps, to require concentration; it’s not my natural gait.

I don’t know the context and won’t bother to learn it, but it sounds like Meade was SCUTTLING, no doubt in the manliest manner possible.

 
 

Now, how big is his head gonna get?

Don’t worry about my cranial girth.

Fortunately, Canuckistan expressly forbids possession of excessive amounts of ego under the I’m Really Really Sorry About That Act of 1978. William Shatner, Jim Carrey & Celine Dion were all repeat violators … & despite years of frustration, to this day the RCMP continues to seek the location of Nickleback’s hideout. Godspeed, brave constables.

I just read a few Althouse threads

Yeah, it’s basically FOX-Lite. I’m guessing the reason I’m not already Cast Out From The Boxwine Garden Forevermoar is that I don’t just namecall or fling abuse.

Honestly? If I was AA, I would’ve said “You know what? FUCK the guidelines!” & banhammered me by now.

 
 

Also, even if we agree on “I’ll take the facts”‘s definition . . . what the fuck is he talking about? Someone saying “Let them eat leftover shit normally for animals” is better than saying “let them eat that which they cannot afford” how?

 
 

“Strode with strides” really flows.

 
 

Wegmans only makes brioche on the weekends. Fascist much?

 
 

““Strode with strides” really flows.”

rofl. Strides, even.

 
 

A false analogy of 18th century French bread making to a 21st centuiry American protestor.

Suck it Libs.

 
 

Look, if you all knew what NotAnn did to me the other night, you would understand why I need to stride with short steps.

 
 

I think he thought the lawyer guy had it on the poster as if it were a good thing, rather than putting the words in Walker’s mouth. The whole story is whacked, though, and by someone who has obviously never made bread nor seen a brick oven even at a distance.

 
 

I read the whole thing. I think my IQ went down at least ten points. Now I’m only a genius.

 
 

I think he thought the lawyer guy had it on the poster as if it were a good thing

Everybody over there seems to think that. They are dumb.

 
 

his short, purposeful strides

Up on the backstroke, indeed!

I didn’t watch the video… the writing on the statue, was it in chalk? If so, the “washing of the statue” thing really is no big deal, nor was the original “tagging”.

 
 

Now,how big is his head gonna get?

[ witty reply reassuring vs of low risk of Cranium Bloat whilst citing Canada’s I’m Really Really Sorry Act of 1978 becomes WordPress Chow ]

[ jim setlles for imagining your merry laughter & delight ]

[ jim puts “open Google Earth & locate WordPress HQ” & “find good deal on RPGs on eBay” on his To Do list ]

 
 

the writing on the statue, was it in chalk?

Yup.

Fucking idiots.

 
 

I read the whole thing. I think my IQ went down at least ten points. Now I’m only a genius.

So, you’re no longer a super-genius seeking to take over the world with some convoluted plot?

That’s a relief.

 
 

“I read the whole thing. I think my IQ went down at least ten points. Now I’m only a genius.”

Okay, genius. Remember to wash your hair.

 
 

Come the Convolution, we must bow down to our plotted Overmistress!

 
 

So, you’re no longer a super-genius seeking to take over the world with some convoluted plot?

Nope. I don’t even remember what the plot was…something involving marmots?

Okay, genius. Remember to wash your hair.

I find the grease helps me think better.

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Hasn’t anyone yet been so hateful as to suggest that the whole statue incident is perhaps,
errrrrr, not entirely as it seems.

Not that I’m suggesting that….just ya know, wondering if anyone had.

 
 

[ass covering]I, for one, welcome our new only-genius overlord.[/ass covering]

 
 

Now I feel more depressed than before,

me an thunder oughta have a mope-off.

 
 

HA!!! In the new world order, I will will get first dibs on the Brioche!!! Suck it, losers!

 
 

The whole story is whacked, though, and by someone who has obviously never made bread nor seen a brick oven even at a distance.

Well, yeah. It reminds me of the whole “No, ‘a camel through the eye of a needle’ was referring to a gate nicknamed ‘Eye of the Needle’ that camels always walked through, meaning that the Bible and Jesus love rich people more than anything in the world!!!!!” pretzelations.

 
 

me an thunder oughta have a mope-off.

Is it still a circle-jerk if it’s just two people?

 
 

Where does one put “Protector of War monuments” on one’s CV? I’m thinking in the Outside Interests section but maybe it is his job

 
 

Hasn’t anyone yet been so hateful as to suggest that the whole statue incident is perhaps,
errrrrr, not entirely as it seems.

Not that I’m suggesting that….just ya know, wondering if anyone had.

Yes. Meade won’t shut up about Communism so one of the guys in the video says “Maybe it was a teabagger trying to discredit us” and that’s when Meade loses his shit over the homophobia of it all.

 
 

I once worked in the same building with a small, middle-aged guy who was obviously autistic or something. He was endlessly engaged in compiling mundane data about all buildings in the city. A historian, by some accounts; dunno who paid him to do it, but his dad was a bigwig at the university.

Anyway, this fellow would scuttle directly past the rest of us, getting to (or from) his office as quickly as possible, looking straight ahead, never engaging anyone. More than once he pushed past me, rudely, without acknowledging the error or my presence. The only way you could get his attention was to disturb his routine or his carefully-arranged area. Or, one could ask a question pertaining to his obscure interests; I did have 1-2 such questions over the years, and this guy answered them well, without hesistation or recourse to reference works.

(All this talk of odd striding caused that memory to resurface.)

 
 

Meade stroked with his short, purposeful strokes, looking straight ahead”

“OK Meade, after I walk around the monument, I want you to walk out with your bucket. Make sure you look determined. Do you think I wrote with the chalk dark enough to read?”

“Action!”

 
 

I like my brioche with nutella inside.

OH NOES! INTRA-RACEEL BREADS!

 
 

Is it still a circle-jerk if it’s just two people?

you can join us when Post-partum depression hits.

 
 

me an thunder oughta have a mope-off.

No, I am not going to share my meds.

 
 

I like my brioche with nutella inside.

Ummm…bread pron?

 
 

strode […] with his short, purposeful strides

I think “strutted” is the word they’re looking for.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

the writing on the statue, was it in chalk?

Yup.

Fucking idiots.

Heh, that’s an understatement. Meade’s approach to monument restoration is the completely wrong way to remove chalk. Idiot.

 
 

Where does one put “Protector of War monuments” on one’s CV? I’m thinking in the Outside Interests section but maybe it is his job

I think it goes under “Defender of the Patriarchy” and above “Ate a Whole Bucket of Chicken”.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Make your own brioche, bitch. it’s not difficult. Besides, by the time you get to Wegman’s you don’t have a day to let it staleify a touch to make proper French toast. With pecans.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Assuming of course that you don’t make French toast on weekdays. Even I don’t do that. Often.

 
 

The only way you could get his attention was to disturb his routine or his carefully-arranged area.

Or by taking his stapler.

 
 

I found a gluten-free brioche recipe that doesn’t look *horrifying*…

 
low sodium hunchback
 

markf , I mean the whole thing , protesters included. A set up.

Yes. Meade won’t shut up about Communism so one of the guys in the video says “Maybe it was a teabagger trying to discredit us” and that’s when Meade loses his shit over the homophobia of it all.

 
 

I hereby yield my proxy votes to jim to use as he sees fit.

As for mead, it is very rare to taste a good one and all the commercial ones I’ve had in the States are shite. Because their audience expects it to be sweet they kill the yeast when 80% of the sugar has been fermented leaving a cloying unfinished beverage. A well made dry mead is an amazing thing and if you’re lucky enough to know someone with distillation equip. the resulting moonshine is extraordinary. A good source of mead info is here.

 
 

As for mead, it is very rare to taste a good one and all the commercial ones I’ve had in the States are shite.

The ones I’ve had were local, and they had this weird underlying…bitter? flavor to them. They were all mixed with fruits, though, so that may have had something to do with it.

 
 

The ones I’ve had were local, and they had this weird underlying…bitter? flavor to them.

What do you expect when the bees are being molested by a drunken hoon and hitting the maraschino cherry juice?

 
 

being molested by a drunken hoon

“Hoon” has a much less interesting definition than I thought it would.

 
 

“Hoon” has a much less interesting definition than I thought it would.

You’re not an antipodean- you can attach your own meaning to it, and post it to Urban Dictionary.

 
 

they had this weird underlying…bitter? flavor to them.

wait, are we talking mead or Meade here?

 
 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
 

….that’ll teach you to not share your drugs, T&U.

 
 

ZRM has a cure for migraines.

 
 

That maraschino story was good and it gives the lie to all these roof top city beekeepers. Urban bees can’t resist that last slub of soda left in containers all over any city, resulting in ‘mix of sodas’ or worse flavored honey.

 
 

ZRM has a cure for migraines.

I wish I did. Americans have much more inclination to blowing money on patent medicines than building design.

Hey! perhaps I should cynically market building remodels and new houses as cures for environmental sicknesses!

 
 

Hey! perhaps I should cynically market building remodels and new houses as cures for environmental sicknesses!

Hop on the Feng Shui racket!

 
 

Hop on the Feng Shui racket!

yeah, now you’re just proving my point and depressing me further.

 
 

No silly. Brainz

 
 

Silly brainz can make you a bit loopy.

 
 

ZRM has a cure for migraines.

I wish I did.

Just keep eating, the victim’s migraine will eventually go away.

 
 

This just in: a member of the “MSM” finally realizes that Fox is full of lying liars who lie.

 
 

Unfortunately the LGM banning necessarily deletes all of Meade’s old comments (it’s a software thing, I guess). But if it hadn’t I could post a link demonstrating why your characterization of AltMeade sex is unfair. According to Meade they are quite active and adventerous and assfuck.

I’m saddened by that loss as well, not to mention the “public employees are the new slaves” line, but after going endlessly ’round and ’round with him about trivial matters in no less than four threads, I’m glad to be rid of him. It’s like, you don’t want to set out the mouse-traps, but you don’t want the bubonic plague, either.

 
 

they are quite active and adventerous and assfuck.

What they do with their venters is no business of mine.

 
 

strode […] with his short, purposeful strides</i

Sounds like a Bulwer-Lytton entry:

He strode into the room, with small, hesitant steps, stomping softly and waving his arms patiently. "I'm Goddam fed up!" he whispered contentedly. Red-faced and scowling peacefully, he concentrated absently on the paper in his hand. "I feel like having a nice bubble-bath and a glass of wine before bed," he screamed beligerently…

 
 

This just in: a member of the “MSM” finally realizes that Fox is full of lying liars who lie

It took their own ox being gored to make it happen.

It’s like, you don’t want to set out the mouse-traps, but you don’t want the bubonic plague, either.

Hell, why should rightbloggers expect privileges they don’t extend to others? Oh yeah, that sense of entitlement…

 
 

Snort said,

March 22, 2011 at 23:00

You obviously have not been keeping up on your documentaries. A recent viewing of a newsie named “Aaaaah! Zombies!” showed the invention of the Brain Margarita.

 
 

ooh, ooh, me too, me too.

Merde strode purposefully into the room using short catlike strides such as a cat might make if it was walking on a coir mat that was roughened in the Dutch manner. Swiftly he slowly took in the scene like a proud lion hiding in the grass who could see, invisible to the naked eye, gazelles drinking alert yet unwary at the dry waterhole.

 
 

Check out the brain cupcakes link on that page.

 
 

leaving a cloying unfinished beverage

I’ll finish it.

 
The Bubonic Plague
 

It’s like, you don’t want to set out the mouse-traps, but you don’t want the bubonic plague, either.

I resent the comparison to Meade.

 
 

I wanted to write something funny and snarky here, but I was so distracted by those dreamy pictures of Meade and the thought of his short, purposeful strides, I just couldn’t.

Oh Meade, you’re like Fabio and a dirty trashcan full of poop all rolled into one.

 
 

“Meade strode purposively with short steps somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .’ And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Madison. And a voice was screaming, ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'”

 
 

Medae strode stridently into the street stopping only to stare sternly at strollers standing in storefronts. Striking forth, he stalled to studied stacks of papers stuck to the statue by staggeringly stupid students, causing him to stew in anger.

 
 

Meade’s face was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

 
 

Meade morosely shuffled in with great short strides, an grim determined twinkle in his eye. “Waiter!” he mumbled at the top off his voice,”I specifically ordered a Zombie Maragarita not a Zombie!’ With a huge shove he gently pushed the offended drink away toward himself. “This is the last stoke!” he thundered stridently with a whisper.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Mud strode confidently into the Federation outpost bar, pausing only to rearrange the trebles filling his underpants. Setting forth directly to the Klingon table he was interrupted by tribbles falling down his legs, rolling out on the floor whereupon he tripped over an empty wine box.

 
 

“As Meade awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.”

“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got box wine?”

 
 

I thought it was Klingons that filled his underpants.

 
 

Shh, don’t wake fish.

 
 

“March 22, 2011 at 23:27

I thought it was Klingons that filled his underpants.”

Ewwwwwwwwww

 
 

vacuumslayer said,

March 22, 2011 at 23:26

fish always wins.

 
 

Meade’s face was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel.

Ha! That first line of Neuromancer is the most amusingly outdated sci-fi sentence evar. At least that isn’t the author’s fault.

 
 

“As Meade awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into from a gigantic insect into something resembling a human.”

There, fixed.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Who needs reasons when you’ve got box wine?

Well, you can’t have that, but if you’re an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven–don’t watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym–I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year’s supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary’s baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago–Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s we’re giving ’em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby’s arm holding an apple?

 
 

You like me, you really like me.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

FYWP

WP eated my cuntpaste of the second half of “What do you want from life? which I labored over on my iPad in response to malaclypse’s above comment.

 
 

Oh awesome – now there’s video up of the Hector of Madison and his hypersensitive Helen picking a fight with some randoms

Stealable walk for sure, but what strikes me watching it without sound is the fucking shakycam. To what might we attribute this inability to hold a teeny fucking camera straight?

 
 

. To what might we attribute this inability to hold a teeny fucking camera straight?

Well, not to something caused by a failure to drink.

 
 

She might not have had a drink for, like, an HOUR at that point!

 
 

where is that fish?

VcandiruR?

 
 

um, I’m not that kind of fish.

 
 

um, I’m not that kind of fish.

DO NOT PROTEST SO MUCH!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

zrm brokeded it.

 
 

Hop on the Feng Shui racket!

Sheg fooey!

OT: Is anybody else finding the innertubes broken? Sugarsync and wordpress.com are both dead.

 
 

Sugarsync and wordpress.com are both dead.

N__B killed worpress!

Sic Semper Software!!!

 
 

OT: Is anybody else finding the innertubes broken? Sugarsync and wordpress.com are both dead.

Your site’s alive and is as full of cheerfulness and bukkake as ever.

 
 

I can’t get on FYWP, either. I think it’s just the back end (heh) stuff.

 
 

I blame zrm. Damn, that is one cranky zombie.

 
 

Hmph. Couldn’t comment. I’d say I was full of shit but I’m kinda hungry.

 
 

He’s had a rough go of it lately.

GodDAMMIT. Why does the nail polish on my fourth toenail on my left foot ALWAYS chip off the day after I pain them? So weird.

 
 

Why does the nail polish on my fourth toenail on my left foot ALWAYS chip off the day after I pain them?

Do you kick the wall when you read about Meade?

 
 

N_B’s place is broked.

 
 

N_B’s place is broked.

Weird, I was just over there, poaching a link to Charles Stross’ blog. I’m having no problems at House o’ _B.

 
 

Do you kick the wall when you read about Meade?

This happened even back in the sweet, blissful days when I was unaware of Choad’s existence.

 
 

My comment is still debating whether to go thru or not.

 
 

N_B’s place is broked.

“We’re experiencing some problems on WordPress.com and we are in read-only mode at the moment. We’re working hard on restoring full service as soon as possible, but you won’t be able to create or make changes to your site currently.”

 
 

Fucking Edroso already wrote about what I wanted to write about anyway.

 
 

N_B’s place is broked.
he probably hired a substandard engineer.

 
 

Fucking Edroso

we hates him, we does!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I’d say I was full of shit but I’m kinda hungry.

Pre hoc ergo propter hoc?

 
 

It’s alive!

 
 

100th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist fire.

I’d go looking for the “best” wingnut responses, but I suspect I’d have more fun browsing Encyclopedia Dramatica with image loading on and bamboo splinters under an ingrown toenail.

Anyone else up to the challenge?

 
 

FWIW, Anon, I’ll be posting on Triangle at length on Friday.

 
 

Okay. I’ll keep an eye out for it.

 
 

What the fuck does “bury your uterus in WACO” mean?

Heh. Cole is totes being hippie punched.

 
 

What the fuck does “bury your uterus in WACO” mean?

I shot some sperm in Texas, just to watch them die.

 
 

A nugget from the Guardian. Great comments too.

 
 

What the fuck does “bury your uterus in WACO” mean?

do I need to borrow a uterus?

 
 

I mean, more than I already have.

 
 

I shot some sperm in Texas, just to watch them die.

I will leave the posting of “every Sperm Is Sacred” as an exercise to someone not as drunk as I.

 
 

It reminds me of the whole “No, ‘a camel through the eye of a needle’ …

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Years before I did enough research to convince me that the gate known as “The Eye of the Needle” was a transparent myth created in the Middle Ages, I wondered why that was the ONLY TIME IN ALL OF THE GOSPELS THAT JESUS REFERENCES A GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURE BY ITS LOCAL SLANG TERM!

Simply put, it makes no sense for Jesus to all of a sudden let the much-maligned (by him) wealthy off the hook by saying they can get into Heaven by doing something as hard as unloading and re-loading a camel. (Which isn’t really that hard if you’re wealthy, because you just watch while the hired help does the work.)

 
 

hard as unloading and re-loading a camel.

veiled bestiality reference. Come ON.

 
 

Angry Birds will destroy civilization.

Something needs to before it’s too late.

And – back to the teabaggers – they just had a major conference in Tampa, which was supposed to attract big numbers. Behold the multitude!

 
 

Behold the multitude!

Aren’t chandeliers a little elitist?

 
 

here, i found you some words you can substitute for “retarded” in your post:

THANK YOU!!!

 
 

here, i found you some words you can substitute for “retarded” in your post:

What, you need one beyond “teabagger”?

 
 

Angry Birds will destroy civilization.

DAMN THAT decision to build civilization from wood slabs and ice blocks.

 
Hey, it's just Alison
 

Pupienus Maximus said,
March 22, 2011 at 23:48

Aha – I’m not the only one who remembers the Tubes!

 
 

Hey just Alison, cobber digger chum!

 
 

Where’s The Editors when we need them. Fucking Altmouse.

NOW I’m depressed… Fucking Editors.

 
Dubious, but Amiable P
 

Somebody say fish?

 
 

I didn’t think things could get worse after DA made me think about naked Annnn Althaus, but I was wrong:

Funeral director Jeff Edwards said he has performed the hydrolysis process, which he calls “aquamation,” on 19 bodies since January and was about to perform his 20th when state officials declared on Thursday that it “is not an authorized form of disposition of a dead human body.”

But then maybe there’s an upside to this

Dillon said the powdered bone fragments Edwards gave her, unlike ash from a cremation, will make good fertilizer.

“I plan to plant a rose bush and crocuses with my brother’s remains,” she said.

 
 

the powdered bone fragments

It’s a pot scrubber AND a desert topping.

 
 

I just wanted to let T&U know that the guy who is drawing my blood this morning is ALL ABOUT Charlie Sheen.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 
 

I prefer to have my blood engraved.

 
 

At Riddled is presereved as a woodcut.

 
 

JUST ALISON!!! How’s every little thing?

Thers said,

March 23, 2011 at 7:16 (kill)

Where’s The Editors when we need them. Fucking Altmouse.

NOW I’m depressed… Fucking Editors.

I snerked.

 
 

I just wanted to let T&U know that the guy who is drawing my blood this morning is ALL ABOUT Charlie Sheen.

I pretend I don’t know who they’re talking about.

Apparently they’re all about reality TV in the office across the hall. I was asked yesterday if I’d seen Dancing with the Stars. I shamefacedly admitted that I don’t even have a TV.

 
 

I was asked yesterday if I’d seen Dancing with the Stars.

If 1930s Warner Brothers cartoons have taught me anything (besides the lessons I received from them in physics, medicine, and music), it’s that all one needs to dance with stars is a sharp blow to the head with a wooden mallet or iron anvil.

 
 

My student loan account is depressing me.

 
 

re-loading a camel

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

 
 

<i. aquamation

worst Pixar collaboration evar.

 
 

Guess who?

[L]eft-wing blogs, funded by far-left billionaires like George Soros, spew up an endless stream of slimy attacks on mainstream citizens, like Charles and David Koch[.]

No peeking!

 
 

an endless stream of slimy attacks

Tentacle pr0n!

 
 

Note to self: At the next poker game, ask Lt. Col. Teabagger what is it about Soros that gets their Depends in a bunch.

 
 

That’s actually a toughie.

Excessively wingnutty and slightly crazy, but not Swank-level crazy…hmmm…

 
 

a toughie….excessively…nutty and slightly crazy

Veiled Mr. Peanut Fetish.

 
 

It’s actually not that hard if you look at its more pronounced characteristics.

 
 

The Donalde?

 
 

far-right billionaires like Rush Limbaugh, spew up an endless stream of slimy attacks on mainstream citizens, like George Soros.

fixed it!

 
 

[L]eft-wing Jewish blogs, funded by far-left Jewish billionaires Jews like George Soros, spew up an endless stream of slimy [and Jewish] attacks on mainstream German citizens, like Charles and David Koch[.]

I’m sure that’s not what their Soros Derangement Syndrome’s about, but why should they have a monopoly on slander?

 
 

Soros: billionaire who covertly funds the slimy doings of a politically out-of-mainstream multitude
Koch brother: mainstream citizens

 
 

brotherS, dammit. I blame homo nups.

 
 

Hmm…I’m guessing either Red State or Powerline.

 
 

Holy fuck.

I think they might be overreaching at this point and will manage to piss a lot of people off.

 
 

So Liz Taylor died. Shorter Verbatim Mona Charen:

[S]he just couldn’t bring herself to have “affairs.” If she was romantically involved with someone, it had “to lead to the altar.” Seems quaint today.

You know who else was like that? Mohammed bin-Laden. According to Steve Coll’s book, if bin-Laden wanted to fuck a woman (or teenaged girl), he married her. When he was bored of fucking her he arranged to have her married to someone else. I’m not sure that’s really a preferable system, but hey, if it works for the Saudis . . .

 
 

I think they might be overreaching at this point and will manage to piss a lot of people off.

Don’t worry, when Rand Paul is elected president, abortions will be a personal choice.

Oh wait…

 
low sodium hunchback
 

Guess who?

Hannity?

 
 

I’m guessing either Red State or Powerline.

You win! Specifically, it was John Hinderaker. It’s the cartoonish and blatant inversion of reality that gives it away. The guy really wishes he could be Rush Limbaugh and thinks he could be just as good at it.

 
 

I didn’t want it anyway! *hmph*

 
 

I didn’t want it anyway!

You’re still too young to run. OFFA MA LAWN!

 
 

Setting your sights low, eh?

 
 

FSM on a cracker. Donating my last batch in 4 minutes. 4 donations since 9. These vampires can’t get enough. I haven’t eaten in like 16 or so hours. I am almost ded.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I can name that whingnut in TWO sentences!

 
 

Hilarious! (and yes, I am the real Meade, not an impostor like those “Ann Althouse” impostors you refuse to delete, you bastard.)

 
 

I thought t-shirts were the new camo. THE word that best describes me is ‘sparkles’? *rage* It said missing article the on the hospital walls..and I freakin’ hate hearing ‘I’m sorry’… thanks again for helping me think. something… let down, now, whatever that means… look it up… the defintion… stoop id… boooooooo…. ‘they’ used to call me Ghost… in grade 8, which I can’t seem to get over… I think( Listen! I’m the I around here, and your a you)I accidently cheated on the comprehensive testing, ( no I never),… well, anyway, I guess that geniuses whispering in my ear, You know, helping me pass exams and say the right things in interviews (poor sentence structure,here *deep breath for patience* , too lazy to edit, but not to lazy to add another word or two or three) is the key to my overwhelming success in life…

 
 

Meade said,

March 23, 2011 at 18:08

Hilarious! (and yes, I am the real Meade, not an impostor like those “Ann Althouse” impostors you refuse to delete, you bastard.)

Shalom, impostor.

 
 

(and yes, I am the real Meade, not an impostor like those “Ann Althouse” impostors you refuse to delete, you bastard.)

Hi Meade! We’ll restrict our vocabulary to a fifth grade reading level for you.

 
 

So is that really Meade? Did he really wait until a new thread was up so he could avoid having anyone realize he was here?

There’s cowardice, and then there’s Meade.

 
 

Meade said,

March 23, 2011 at 18:08

I’m guessing Tintin Tweeted AA about this post the moment it went up … but Statuetard was probably busy at the time egging on some bystanders to say something he could pretzel his panties over, so he could blogwhore his MIGHTY DEFENSE OF FREEDUMB … until the thread got old/safe enough for him to stride boldly & resolutely forward into it & pwn you silly libs.

Translation: Chickenshit troll is chickenshit.

 
 

“Did you see how Meade strode into the shot like an avenging angel, with his short, purposeful strides, buttocks clenched with firm resolve, looking straight ahead, not even acknowledging the person of his wife filming him?”

 
 

It’s like he spontaneously came.

 
 

The standard, predictable leftist crap.

Sexual ridicule is the usual.

And, always delivered with childish glee as if the current silly kid was the first person in the world who thought of it.

Welcome to junior high school.

 
 

Oh, sweet, Ann’s minions arrive!

 
 

Uh, Shouting honey, what’s on this dildo?

 
 

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