Comments on: A Quick Note

By: Shygetz

Shygetz — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:13:12 +0000

Older Patterico–All you pussies writing your pussy thoughts under your pussy pseudonyms. The only possible reason you could have for writing under a psuedonym would be that your a big pussy and your ashamed of your pussy ideas. Be a man, like Jeff Goldstein and his magnificent cock!

New Patterico–My goodness, the intertubes seem to be populated with people willing to interfere with my personal life and subject me and my family to harassment. And it is awfully easy for someone to take my real name and use the interwebs to get my address and my work information. If only there were some way to keep these strange people out of my personal life…
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Pinky v. The Brain

By: TC

TC — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:12:53 +0000

Crazy doesn’t sleep, Doktor.

By: Her Doktor Bimler

Her Doktor Bimler — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:50:40 +0000

Struth. I thought that things would calm down while I was away in the mountains for the weekend, but sadly not. Mikey, have you checked the levels on your whisky bottles? Because it looks like some people had the keys to the liquor cabinet.
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The Makropoulos Case

By: mariogeorgenitrini111

mariogeorgenitrini111 — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:16:17 +0000

Does anyone know who Henry Holland is?

Is he an acquintence of Patrick Frey’s maybe.

He has addressed me here twice:

Aug
3
You Canâ€™t Be Serious

Posted at 17:20 by Brad R.

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Thanks,

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The OJ Simpson Case

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sun, 06 Aug 2006 00:54:23 +0000

I have no problem with “outing” (as opposed to “outting”)

But, as for outing, Feh, I’ve moved on to pop-psych deconstruction.

First working hypothesis: he’s gotten away with something that’s really eating him out from the inside.

By: Marqi Ruppert

Marqi Ruppert — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:04:34 +0000

IT IS A MYSTERY!!1!

By: g

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:04:44 +0000

Has Patterico put together the swingset yet?

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:56:40 +0000

Patterico is the wingnut comedy gift that never stops giving.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:43:55 +0000

Sadly, No! – the abattoir for wingnut morans.

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Tonya Harding Was Framed!!

By: Freshly Squeezed Cynic

Freshly Squeezed Cynic — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:40:09 +0000

I’m thinking of creating these t-shirts that say “I’m an anonymous pussy”, you know, just because Patterico saw through our meaningless lives with a deft swipe of his keyboard. Just out of contrition to him and Jeff Goldstein, our obvious internet over…

I’m sorry, I couldn’t say all of that with a straight face. That thread is like the internet version of the Somme. I’ve been there, man, I’ve seen the horror.

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Mr. T vs. Everything

By: Seitz

Seitz — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:22:49 +0000

I especially loved the image of a bear with a chainsaw thatâ€™s now implanted in my subconcious. Teddy Chainsaw Bear? I didn't like him as much as Johnny Switchblade, or the Bag 'o Glass. General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit and Doggie Dentist were awesome, too.

By: Henry Holland

Henry Holland — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:00:15 +0000

I just spent my lunch break reading the monster thread below and….wow….just, wow. On the one hand, you have the certifiable: Pattycakes, *shudder* Deb Frisch *shudder* and Mr. “Nobody gives a rats ass about OJ Simpson anymore because, you know, people are being slaughtered in the Middle East” TYPES IN CAPS. On the other, the S,N! regulars who snark away. I especially loved the image of a bear with a chainsaw that’s now implanted in my subconcious.

By: mikey

mikey — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:54:09 +0000

OJ KILLED them? Holy shit. Geez, mario, thanks for the update. ‘Cause I was pretty sure that Mr. Mustard did it in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.

mikey

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Yogi vs. Mr. Ranger

By: Mark S.

Mark S. — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:23:36 +0000

I think it is imperative that we argue the merits of the Sacco and Venzetti case right now!

By: Kobie

Kobie — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:10:50 +0000

Is it me or was the O.J. Simpson case like 10 years ago? Y’all better be careful before I start bringing up discrepancies and inaccuracies in the Bruno Hauptman case.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:36:20 +0000

You know, this sort of thing is why I never sleep. Way too funny.

By: mariogeorgenitrini111

mariogeorgenitrini111 — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:09:34 +0000

Gratis,

OJ Simpson is safe from being prosecuted for double murder yes, but he is not safe for being prosecuted for other crimes he committed connected to his Case.

MarioGeorgeNitrini111
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The OJ Simpson Case

By: Gratis

Gratis — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:03:11 +0000

Mark S.,
I must prefer the Patty Man. No, really, it’s true.

Also, though I’m not quite the attorney PattyCake is (ok, I’m not an attorney at all) I’d say if OJ killed Nicole/Ron then he’s protected by that pesky thing called “double jeopardy” (or something like it). So, um, what’s the point again?

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Peanut Butter v. Jelly

By: Siffl

Siffl — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:01:36 +0000

Extensive research has revealed that Mr. Paddy (esq.) specializes in
prosecution of middle-schoolers for skateboarding violations.

It’s a dirty and dangerous job, but someone’s got to do it.

By: mariogeorgenitrini111

mariogeorgenitrini111 — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:51:49 +0000

Mark S,

I hope you realize that LOT’S of people in The Los Angeles District Attorney’s office won’t even address The OJ Simpson Case anymore because so many people on The Prosecution’s side broke-the-law in this case, their own laws.

Me? wanting Patterico, Patrick Frey to look into The OJ Simpson Case?
Where did you get that idea? NO WAY. Here’s how much I trust Patrick Frey:

ZERO, NOTHING, NADA, 0000000% MoreZer0000000’s.

OJ Simpson stabbed Ron Goldman repeatedly while someone held Goldman, and more…….. OJ Simpson took out Nicole Simpson by himself.

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