Comments on: I know all there is to know about the Dennis Game

By: WKD

WKD — Fri, 20 Feb 2004 16:39:58 +0000

Then it seems obvious that people who have lots of sex are in fact gay, and that straight people have no sex at all, because to do so would make them gay. As such, gay marriage must never be permitted. Or something.

By: dmm

dmm — Thu, 19 Feb 2004 02:01:01 +0000

Women who act as sexually available as a man — through their behavior or their dress — are not perceived as feminine, since they are perceived as being male-like.

And men who want to have sex with women who are sexually available are therefore big fags.

Luckily this is balanced out by Amber’s observation that women who have sex with lots of men all turn into lesbians.

Thereby the karmic balance of the universe is once again restored.

By: geegirl

geegirl — Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:25:21 +0000

So, Dennis is having a hard time figuring out who is male or female.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

By: serial offender

serial offender — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 18:57:30 +0000

Did this schmuck miss the sixties and seventies entirely? He didn’t even look?

By: some guy

some guy — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 18:54:29 +0000

i held the door open for Angela Davis.
she said, “Thank you.”

By: Rivka

Rivka — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:50:24 +0000

Wait, sexually available women are perceived as MALE?

Dude, I’m totally lost.

By: Peanut

Peanut — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 06:17:30 +0000

Damn, why can’t we can’t have those fun Queer Eye guys doing makeovers instead of Dennis, Stupid Dick for the Straight Chick?

There are other ways young women can publicly demonstrate their distinct female identity — for example, by wearing feminine clothing … being a wife, being pregnant …

… cancelling MSNBC in droves.

By: idiotatthewheel

idiotatthewheel — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 05:57:57 +0000

Hmmm I get the sense that Dennis has read alot about women but his only real world experience is his Oedipal issues ( had to use that one) and a Barbie he stole is preschool. Its kinda like guys who know all about the experience of war but have never really fought in one.

By: Linnaeus

Linnaeus — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 03:01:40 +0000

I wonder who Prager thinks should be allowed to define “feminine”; hell, he can’t do it himself other than to say “not masculine”. Which, of course, leads one to ask what is “masculine”?

And since when is sexuality only masculine? Women don’t have their own? Maybe Prager’s met a rather limited cross-section of women in this country.

By: tps12

tps12 — Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:57:07 +0000

Thanks to feminist doctrines that pervade education from kindergarten through graduate school, men and women increasingly believe that the sexes are largely identical.

Finally, a conservative willing to give feminists the thanks they deserve.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 23:51:54 +0000

Dennis clearly lives in a bubble or something. Since when don’t women wear skirts and dresses? Just weird.