Pimp my state
For Frank Maguire, nothing says Thanksgiving like bullshit from 5 years ago:
Given the proliferation of T’s and A voyeurism radiating throughout the USA where “good feelings” has been given a new, euphemistic connotation by Die Vereinigten Saaten (once known as “America the Beautiful…land of the free and home of the brave”), I thought it appropriate to submit this article which I wrote in 2005 […] “(One) 25 year old waitress who turned down a job providing ‘sexual services’ at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts in her unemployment benefits under (the new law).
Ah… sadly, fortunately no!:
Claim: Women in Germany face the loss of unemployment benefits if they decline to accept work in brothels.
Status: False.
Frank’s winning analogy, in our opinion, remains this gem:
Secondly, the fact that one “remembers” never being anything else [besides the homo] only proves that one has limited memory. For example, I could say “I’ve always walked upon two legs because I have no memory of crawling.” Certainly I have not always walked. I just don’t remember when I didn’t.
It’s true that we don’t remember Frank writing anything other than total and utter nonsense but we’re still pretty damn sure he’s never written anything else.
Is Frank writing in English as a second language so the Messicans can understand him better?
Also, five years is a long time not to fact-check a spew, Francis.
“Given the proliferation of T’s and A voyeurism”
We’re only allowed to look at one ass?
I really, really hope it’s a good one.
I really, really hope it’s a good one.
*sipping herbal tea quietly*
So I’ve been told…
Die Vereinigten Saaten
The United Sowings? What is that a euphemism for, group sex?
Die Vereinigten Saaten
I read that as “grape sheets” but I’ve never studied German.
We’re only allowed to look at one ass?
Damnit T&U, quit trolling for goatse.
Damnit T&U, quit trolling for goatse.
I think you’re using the term “ass” loosely, here.
Heh heh. “Loosely.”
Hey Frank, I remember crawling – it was part of a game your mom and I played.
Someone needs to tell Frankie-poo that the only people that think sexual orientation is a “choice” are closeted gays.
Doo deee doo, I’m a leading conservative voice and I gotta do a colom for after thanksgiving. Shoulda stopped after the first Turkey I guess. heh heh are those my feet? man I hope they’re my feet. Gotta do a colom…more pie? why don’t mind iffen i do. Colom eh? yep yep here’s a good one from last week or something.
Stupid JanusNode names are MY SHTICK, thief!
So he’s trying to feel better about doing what he does to get paid by Renew America?
“I have spent 40 years studying sexual behavior — beginning with my own.”
Dude, I really don’t want to hear about how you watch yourself jerk off in the mirror.
By ‘my own’ he doesn’t mean his kids.
These leftist “Facts” are a conspiracy against the Truth.
Dude, I really don’t want to hear about how you watch yourself jerk off in the mirror.
I’m trying to sort out how he juggles the magnifying glass and the tweezers while looking in a mirror.
I don’t even understand the point about the “choice or not” argument on sexual orientation. Especially pushed by people so vested in “freedom of religion”. I mean who cares if one “chooses to be gay” or is “born gay” or has “gayness thrust upon them”. If they’re gay, then they are gay. QED. Still not a reason to discriminate against them.
PS – I have already called dibs on “Gayness Thrust Upon Them” as an album band name.
Thats album/band name. I blame all the thrusting gayness.
I don’t like it when gayness is shoved down my throat. Although I guess if it can be shoved down my throat, it’s not very gay.
Where to start.
The claim that a woman in Germany could be deprived of unemployment benefits if she turns down a job in a brothel is so obviously utter bullshit that fact-checking should just be a formality, not just out of courtesy to the Communifascist welfare state you’re trying to slander, but also out of courtesy to your own side.
Conservatives just look more and more douchey when they perpetutate obvious gibberish like this, and it’s quite an indictment of their worldview that 1) He hauls this nonsense out again after five years, still with no fact-checking; 2) In five years, no one – even on his own side of the aisle – cast his or her web of curiousity far enough that they find out it’s gibberish and then inform him he is adding to the ammunition that liberals have long been gathering for the ultimate mathematical proof that all conservatives are either stupid, evil or a particularly vile combination of the two; and 3) This is just how conservative commentators operate, almost across the board. (See Goldberg, Jonah; Sowell, Thomas; Will, George; Beck, Glenn; Limbaugh, Rush; Palin, Sarah; add names until infinity.)
How am I supposed to treat conservatives and their “ideas” with anything but ultimate contempt and still retain my self-image as a rational being?
Dude, I really don’t want to hear about how you watch yourself jerk off in the mirror.
From Our Bodies, Ourselves: Updated for the New Media.
Here in the United States, she would just lose her benefits, period.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
What DKW said. Also:
I don’t even understand the point about the “fact or not” argument on factual orientation. Especially pushed by people so vested in “facts”. I mean who cares if one “chooses to be factual” or is “born factual” or has “fact thrust upon them”. etc.
Since people choose to be Christians, anyone who feels persecuted for their Christianity can simply stop being Christian.
The claim that a woman in Germany could be deprived of unemployment benefits if she turns down a job in a brothel is so obviously utter bullshit that fact-checking should just be a formality,
This is clearly a place where James O’Keefe’s keen investigative skills are needed.
Dude, I really don’t want to hear about how you watch yourself jerk off in the mirror.
From Our Bodies, Ourselves: Updated for the New Media.
Hilarity.
I’m trying to sort out how he juggles the magnifying glass and the tweezers while looking in a mirror.
Helping Hands to the rescue!
1) He hauls this nonsense out again after five years, still with no fact-checking
Of course, the right-wing line now is that Snopes has a liberal bias. Of course, as Colbert noted, facts have a liberal bias.
I am NOT Anonymous… I have a perfectly good name.
I’m trying to sort out how he juggles the magnifying glass and the tweezers while looking in a mirror.
Do you think 4X is enough?
Although I guess if it can be shoved down my throat, it’s not very gay.
That’s an odd generalization coming from a strapping lass like you. As your doctor I’d like to say that having gayness thrust down your throat is great exercise and good for circulation. Circulation around the internaughts that is. Don’t forget to turn on your webcam.
Helping Hands to the rescue!
I’ll be goddamned.
Well, at least I know how I can make a boatload of money at next year’s CPAC…
The great majority of the homoerotic declare that their life-style is a choice.
Keep in mind this is from someone who’s been “studying” sexuality (including his own!) for forty years.
Helping Hands to the rescue!
That looks…painful…
Wait, I thought throwing the welfare leeches out on the street was a conservative value.
I haz confoosed.
Heteroerotics, beware! Unless you heed music major Franks wisdom you may be susceptible to making a different choice! Gaydom!!!!!!
Is it just me, or does “Gaydom” sound like the name of a homo BDSM site?
Snopes is a commiefascistislamofascistcommie plot.
Is it just me, or does “Gaydom” sound like the name of a homo BDSM site?
It’s not.
But a quick Google search links it to gay BDSM sites…
That looks…painful…
no, no, it’s fine, you’re just built incorrectly for this particular use. I assume you’ve never searched for German pr0n?
I’m trying to sort out how he juggles the magnifying glass and the tweezers while looking in a mirror.
I’ll bet he uses a loupe.
I assume you’ve never searched for German pr0n?
I heard tell that the German government threatened to cancel a woman’s unemployment benefits if she didn’t take a job as a scat singer.
a strapping lass
Discrimination against the duct-taped lasses.
When was this ever true? Cultural heroes have always been built around symbols of sexual vitality. They are broad shouldered manly men, virile forces of action that thrust themselves upon the stage. From millionaire playboys to the soldier boy with his best gal back home to the womanizing hard-boiled detective to the pro-sports all-star with legions of fans of both genders. Sex is primal. It is hardcoded into our very beings and that it permeates our mythologies so very completely is no surprise. The difference is that we are more open and explicit about it now – which isn’t a failure of society, it’s a failure of censorship.
Case in point. Tell me Frank, when was it ever cool to be the virgin? I’m asking you because you’ve obviously been a virgin for such a very long time.
Raus!
I’ll bet he uses a loupe.
I shoot a 300mm macro lens, doubt that could pick his up….
I heard tell that the German government threatened to cancel a woman’s unemployment benefits if she didn’t take a job as a scat singer.
It’s twoo! It’s twoo!
‘I spent five long years with one hooker,
and she had the nerve to toss me out’.
‘I spent five long years with one hooker,
and she had the nerve to toss me out’.
In fairness to the hooker, four years, eleven months and 29 days was spent pointing and laughing at Frank’s frank.
I assume you’ve never searched for German pr0n?
Not on purpose.
Cultural heroes have always been built around symbols of sexual vitality. They are broad shouldered manly men, virile forces of action that thrust themselves upon the stage.
Tell me about it, I’m totally “het”, but I just had lunch with the dreamiest guy…
The great majority of the homoerotic declare that their life-style is a choice.
The great majority of the homosexuals, on the other hand, do not.
I assume you’ve never searched for German pr0n?
Pffft, just go to the butcher section at a German deli.
One in which virtue is actually scoffed-at!
Misuse of hyphens is not a virtue.
Orly Taints haz a sad.
Nobody ever searches for German pr0n on purpose as nobody is actually turned on by it. In fact German pr0n is not even created by humans. It is created by the Internet in response to a trillion search terms it has had to carry. However, like evolution, it may appear to be intelligently designed but it in fact requires no intelligent input at all.
Which is why blind watchmakers are so often have starring roles.
Tell me about it, I’m totally “het”, but I just had lunch with the dreamiest guy…
*picks up tea, scoots chair around the table*
Essential to the completion of the Master Bate.
Cultural heroes have always been built around symbols of sexual vitality. They are broad shouldered manly men, virile forces of action that thrust themselves upon the stage
Strapping?
Cultural heroes have always been built around symbols of sexual vitality. They are broad shouldered manly men, virile forces of action that thrust themselves upon the stage
You tell ’em, Rock!
*puts head in hands and gazes up dreamily* Does he have a car?!
Strapping?
Sounds like he’s got you pegged.
*puts head in hands and gazes up dreamily* Does he have a car?!
He’s got a lot of cars. In fact, the train that he took from the Bronx to Manhattan must’ve had six to eight cars.
Strapping?
Uh, I meant well-endowed <sotto voce>with a breathtakingly impressive collection of implements and…uh…uh…brb</sotto voce>
Sounds like he’s got you pegged.
*snurrlfffk*
*chuckle*
Okay, now I’m LOLing.
Ah! Well, I feel the need to clarify this then: I ain’t stacked. I mean, they’re perfectly nice…but A.) I’m pregnant and B.) when I sit in certain positions or move my arms in a certain way, they squish together and sometimes look, um, huge. But I’m not overly-boobed.
Why I felt the need to clarify this is beyond me. I shoulda just taken the attention and run…
Why I felt the need to clarify this is beyond me. I shoulda just taken the attention and run…
It’s OK, we’re using our imaginations anyway…
Why I felt the need to clarify this is beyond me. I shoulda just taken the attention and run…
No, what you need to clarify is what you had to do to convince good vs to unchain you from the bed. THAT’s the story we want to hear about. In detail. With pictures, if you got ’em.
(Yes, this time I chose to ignore the voice on my right shoulder that persists in chirping: DUDE! SHUT IT! Some days he wins. Some days he does not.)
when I sit in certain positions or move my arms in a certain way, they squish together and sometimes look, um, huge.
*Puts chin in hands* “Go on…”
My hetero-sexual lifestyle is a choice. By that I mean that I get to choose which female will turn down my offer for sex this week.
Well, some guy came and saved me…and I repaid in ways most lascivious and x-rated.
That made me giggle.
I repaid in ways most lascivious and x-rated.
Ooooh, bedtime story time! Lemme go put my jamjams on….
when I sit in certain positions or move my arms in a certain way, they squish together and sometimes look, um, huge
Oh my!
I having bad thoughts! I’m being bad!
Well, some guy came and saved me…and I repaid in ways most lascivious and x-rated.
That’s not detail. That’s the blurb they put in the TV Guide.
Evil vs is Meghan McCain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I having bad thoughts! I’m being bad!
Y’know, I am selling a DVD lifted off her webca– I mean, starring an incredible likeness of VS….
I don’t kiss…and LOTS of stuff beyond kiss…and tell.
Well, Evil VS is back and appears to be taking over. *sigh*
Squish,squish,squish!
It’s weird: most mothers want to film the birth, but VS wanted the conception, for some strange reason.
“Secondly, the fact that one “remembers” never being anything else [besides the homo] only proves that one has limited memory. For example, I could say “I’ve always walked upon two legs because I have no memory of crawling.” Certainly I have not always walked. I just don’t remember when I didn’t”
So, Frank is actually saying that he doesn’t remember the gender of the first person that gave him the urge to fuck like a goat? This I do not believe.
Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
I’m just handing this off to you’ns.
So, Frank is actually saying that he doesn’t remember the gender of the first person that gave him the urge to fuck like a goat?
So Frank could actually be gay and just doesn’t remember.
Smedley, I belive if you omit the word “like” from your second to last sentence it would be more accurate.
Man, it’s lasered into my noggin. Squishy,squishy, squish!
That this story was in the Telegraph should have been a clue.
So he quotes Albert Scweitzer (sp?). Interesting. Perhaps he should look at that article, his impulse to write that article, and the perspective behind the impulse to right that article and ask himself if he really intends to be beneficial in any meaningful way.
Personally, I find humorless bitching and habits of villification and damnation to be NOT beneficial. If I could just stop wondering why it isn’t obvious to them that they aren’t helping…I mean screamingly, flashing light OBVIOUS.
Strapping?
Sounds like he’s got you pegged.
He’s definitely harnessed one of her salient traits…
These are perfectly normal. As are wet dreams. And changing bodies and voices.
My hetero-sexual lifestyle is a choice. By that I mean that I get to choose which female will turn down my offer for sex this week.
That’s loser talk! You need a positive change. Take up a new sport. Start exercising or change up your exercise routine. Take a fun class at a local community college. Buy some new clothes. In no time at all you’ll be getting rejected by an entirely better class of woman.
Hey! Where have all the clothes pegs gone?
Ha ! Is it perfectly normal to want one of these for Christmas?
That’s loser talk! You need a positive change. Take up a new sport.
I do have my eye on this one.
*picks up tea, scoots chair around the table*
Wait, into or out of range?
*Puts chin in hands* “Go on…”
NOT A CHIN.
So, Frank is actually saying that he doesn’t remember the gender of the first person that gave him the urge to fuck like a goat?
He’s an equal-opportunity goat fucker.
Wait, into or out of range?
I’ve been trying to think of how to ask that question in a funny, succinct way for about a half-hour now. DAMMIT.
“Snort said,
November 29, 2010 at 22:52
Ha ! Is it perfectly normal to want one of these for Christmas?”
THAT is interesting…mostly because most Asian boobs would 1/3 that size.
Take up a new sport:
mostly because most Asian boobs would 1/3 that size.
In France, the perfect breast is said to fit into a champagne glass. In America, it would clog a toilet.
The American Cornhole Association is an organization chartered with the sole purpose to promote the game of Cornhole
Bar I used to play at had a couple of those things. Athens hipsters would line up to play each other, usually wearing scarves. Hipsters suck.
“In France, the perfect breast is said to fit into a champagne glass. In America, it would clog a toilet.”
Me, I’m of the opinion that we should leave boobs the fuck alone. Big or small, they’re fine as is.
Fluted?
Your link* tells me you’re distracted.
*yep.
WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?
Me, I’m of the opinion that we should leave boobs the fuck alone. Big or small, they’re fine as is.
Preach it, sister! I, for one, read about this and wept bitter, salty tears.
I wish men got half as upset by ugly, nasty implants. They don’t seem to weep bitter tears over those.
I, for one, read about this and wept bitter, salty tears.
Good Lord, and good for her. Those pictures make my back ache in sympathy.
I wish men got half as upset by ugly, nasty implants. They don’t seem to weep bitter tears over those.
I can’t stand the things- they look ridiculous, and they remind me of a time I got beaned in the face in a game of dodgeball.
“We are no longer accepting comments on this article.”
I can’t imagine why.
Those look terribly uncomfortable. Mine get in the way when I stir soup–I can’t imagine playing tennis.
Also, FYWP. I am not posting too fast, you fucking goat-fucker.
Good Lord, and good for her.
Gotta agree. It’s totally up to the person in question. The “fans” petitioning her to forgo the surgery should STFU.
I know a woman who waited until pretty late in life to have the surgery done. It was incredibly uncomfortable but she became much more physically active after, getting involved in sports she hadn’t done before* and generally living a much more healthy life. Good on ‘er, I say.
*No, this isn’t about DKW’s mom and / or watersports. Getcher mind out of the gutter.
No, this isn’t about DKW’s mom and / or watersports.
Not yet, at any rate.
Mine get in the way when I stir soup
Musn’t…let…imagination…change..that…thought.
I gotta mind like a steel trap, I tells ya. From two threads ago:
Kitty brains in a bowl!!
NOT ZOMBIE SNACKS
…not until you add noodles.
Yo guys! It’s getting pretty crowded down here!
Mmmm, snaaack!
Mine get in the way when I stir soup
Isn’t “stirring the soup” one of those metaphor-thingies?
Like “Doing the 2-finger tango?”
Yeesh! Gazpacho!
“Snort said,
November 30, 2010 at 0:14
Mmmm, snaaack!”
OMG. So getting one.
So: this boy is copying out a chain email he got five years ago without bothering to google it, check on snopes or even talk to any other rational human being who might tell him what a load of bollocks it is. AND HE GETS FUCKING PAID.
This proves it. There is no god.
OMG. So getting one.
Two things:
1) going for the scarring early? Excellent.
2) beware of zombie-obsessed children (says the parent of just such a 17-year old). The Thriller dance is fun the first 300 times you see it. After that, not so much.
I’m pretty damn sure no one is paid for typing shit at Renew America.
AND HE GETS FUCKING PAID
Welcome to Sadly, No!
My bebe will be coming from a line of eccentrics (on my side). I hope s/he’s happily weird like me.
Also hope s/he’s a horror aficionado like me. My big bro and I are the only ones in the entire fucking extended family.
Me no can linky to onesie, but they’re at zazzle.com. Other zombie kids clothes too.
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t weird. They’re so…..odd.
Haven’t yet watched/listened, but there may be some amusement here.
Um, no thanks. Judging from the portrait gallery, they’ll all be trying to affect (?) Buckley-esque accents. You might as well just put a fucking bullet in my head now.
Word.
Four Loko my ass, INVISIBLE PIE that gets you drunk, & fast!!
Soooo…I un-ass myself from the couch/iPhone and come in here to play with everybody and suddenly everyone disappears. It’s like I have body odor. Or people have LIVES/FAMILIES and stuff. Jesus christ. Hubby’s not home yet. I still wanna play, dammit.
Frank also writes for the Northwest Connection. His role as founder is unmentioned in issue #1. His place is perhaps summed up here:
Four Loko my ass, INVISIBLE PIE that gets you drunk, & fast!!
Nitrous and booze, bay-bee!
Or people have LIVES/FAMILIES and stuff
Most of them are commuting at this time.
s/German/British/g
I believe the subject of implants came up earlier.
Captinn! We canna hold! The pressures too GREEAYYT!
“Most of them are commuting at this time.”
How dare they? Everyone should schedule their lives around my whims. I wake up every day learning the world doesn’t revolve around me…and I still get upset.
Hubby’s not home yet. I still wanna play, dammit.
Try stirring the soup while you’re waiting.
I found, in talking to many in the heterosexual culture, that most told the same story. They were seduced into it. Their first sexual encounter, often rape and molestation, was opposite-sex. Then it was repeated. Then it became habitual. Then, some would say, it became them.
Others told me stories of parental disaffection. Their father was often absent or physically and emotionally distant. Their mother was immoral, or, often, suffocating. They told me of false-guilt, of self- hatred. They told me of rejection, and a feeling that they were disliked by their parents.
How did these youthful hurts and confusions manifest themselves. Some persons escaped into sexual fantasy and auto-eroticism — a virtual narcissistic inversion. Some became masochistic, believing that their not being liked by even their own parents meant that there must be something seriously wrong with them. Some did not blame themselves, but blamed others for mistreating them. This grew into sadism — hatefully and violently punishing others through representative surrogates.
Most of them are commuting at this time.
And some of us are busy flagellating ourselves for getting aroused at all the talk of boobs. I mean as a progressive and a feminist, I feel that I should be beating myself over this objectification of women.
Uh, I mean beating myself up. Yeah.
The pressures…
One more reason to be glad I’m an a… a tush aficionado.
Oookay. Are you to be addressed as Your Whimness. Your Revolver? Our Liver?
Duh, do what I do and don’t wake up.
“Try stirring the soup while you’re waiting”
It’ll have to be chorizo sausage. I make this weird pasta with the stuff.
And some of us are busy flagellating ourselves
Would that be known as swallowing your pride?
Always with the flagella. Don’t you people have lives!!
Soooo…I un-ass myself from the couch/iPhone and come in here to play with everybody and suddenly everyone disappears
If nobody’s around, you could have a running repartee between GoodVs and EvilVs.
We could discuss our deepest sexual desires.
Ok, it’s probably time I admitted there is no daylight between me and Evil. We are both incorrigible, randy, flirty, naughty lasses. Whew. Felt good to get that off my chest.
It’s all like ‘pimp my boobz’ in here
When you upsidey downy folks go to bed there is no one here so we just have sing-a-longs by candlelight
The fake boobs are cold. There’s no blood in them. And daily massages to keep the scar tissue from hardening them into hemispheres are less boner-inducing than massages for non-scar-tissue-forming reasons.
Do your candles burn up?
BOOBIES!!!!
Awww. I miss that? My stepmom and I sing “tonight you belong to me” together. She does the harmony.
Always with the flagella. Don’t you people have lives!!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR LYSOSOME.
Ok, it’s probably time I admitted there is no daylight between me and Evil.
Hotcha!
At the bottom of the NW Connection page:
© 2008 Northwest Connection
Up-to-date & relevant to “The Way We Live.”
BLOW IT OUT YOUR LYSOSOME.
No need to go all Nuclear on it.
That NRO Cruise liner is sitting a bit low in the water…
Do your candles burn up?
Duh, we light them from the bottom.
… In France, the perfect breast is said to fit into a champagne glass…
Not the Tulip-shaped glass, I presume. In their prime, my, uh, one of my bosoms would have fit in a good sized Grail-type chalice. Big one, or two actually.
Some of us just got up from our naps after working all day (6-11:30, 1:30-5, with a lunch break with B^4 between). And I missed the BOOBS WITH VS cooking hour.
Okay, maybe I didn’t miss all the BOOBS.
In France, the perfect breast is said to fit into a champagne glass
Limbaugh is about a B cup, no?
B^4 says you’re dreamy. So…is he dreamy too?
So…is he dreamy too?
He’s the world’s largest cuddly chew toy.
“Limbaugh is about a B cup, no?”
Oh snap. Just got hot in here.
Well, as befits a Breitbart site editor Michael Walsh is bananas.
“He’s the world’s largest cuddly chew toy.”
He doesn’t seem like the cuddly type. B^4, what is your stance on cuddling? And chewing?
So…is he dreamy too?
He’s the world’s largest cuddly chew toy.
Man, Sadly After Dark starts earlier and earlier as the winter solstice approaches.
OT, but this will have me laughing for days.
So…is he dreamy too?
A dream to some… A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!!!
Yeah, thinking of Limbaugh’s moobs got me going, too.
The photoshopping’s pretty damn good. They paid close attention to the shadows. I approve. Also, it’s hilarious.
He doesn’t seem like the cuddly type. B^4, what is your stance on cuddling?
It has its place in traditional courtship rituals.
And chewing?
It has its place in traditional BDSM practices.
Did someone say weird?
From Wackaloonopedia Night Life of the Pennsylvania Dutch
Sadly No! After Dark swingssss!!!!
You HAVE to warn me before you show me body mod stuff. I hate that shit. I hate it hard.
But…beyond that, that bench was incredibly cool. Just an amazing work of art.
From Wackaloonopedia Night Life of the Pennsylvania Dutch
Sadly No! After Dark swingssss!!!
You might be quite surprised at the true Night Life of the PA Dutch. They’s got some real … interesting folks in those carriages.
From Wackaloonopedia Night Life of the Pennsylvania Dutch
Can’t find any links, but the mid-90’s saw a rash of ecstasy-fueled raves being held in cornfields in Amish country. I done read about it in the paper of record, so it must have been true.
John Bolton, ready to personally strangle someone:
John, I’m afraid that that is a State Secret. We’ll leave you alone here so that you can strangle yourself.
I imagine Bolton could strangle him with that mustache of his.
Bolton is weird cuz he looks like he should bs someone’s nice grandpa…but he’s a horrible human being. Just couldn’t be nastier.
Be
Be
Yeah, Bolton was always about the subtleties of diplomacy.
This is good too…
“[They] will undercut embassies in the field giving honest assessments for the people back in Washington,” he warns.
What about honest assessments for the plebeian fucks?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
This needs teh Sadly treatment:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/11/holding_sarah_palin_to_her_pro.html
Bolton is weird cuz he looks like he should bs someone’s nice grandpa…but he’s a horrible human being. Just couldn’t be nastier.
Parallel universe Bolton appears in oatmeal ads.
Parallel universe Bolton appears in
oatmeal ads.The Human MillipedeFuqqst.
Diabeetus: a Muslim plot?
Diabeetus: a Muslim plot?
Are the Muslins pimping HFCS?
Can’t find any links, but the mid-90?s saw a rash of ecstasy-fueled raves being held in cornfields in Amish country. I done read about it in the paper of record, so it must have been true.
That would be during the Rumspringa…
From the Palinography:
Unlike Obama, Palin is an old-style speaker, referring to her notes and adding in her own personal touches. She doesn’t usually need a teleprompter because she believes what she says. Most politicians, on the other hand, say what they feel is popular at the time; their speeches are carefully prepared by experts and preened to play to the latest polling data. Palin is a rare person in politics who speaks from the heart.
This person deserves to be paid for this tongue jacking 1) because it is heart-felt and 2) because it’s funnier than a pig wearing a funny hat in a funny manner
This much is true, Robert Eugene Simmons Jr. of American Thinker.
Palin is not Reagan, but she could be just as great as Reagan.
Ancestor worship from Palinography:
Considering that all the “founders” have been dead as doorknobs for some 180 yrs., I can’t see how the Stinkers are so sure of this, unless they’ve been having seances.
I’d also have to doubt (Were any of the founders asked such a presentist question.) that any of them would want a ninny running things anyway, no matter how non-aristo she might be. She? Wait a minute. None of the founders would support her for Pres., no matter what.
A typo, I think:
Iffen she is soooo marvelous, how could she not believe her own spewl?
The brutal reality of America is that an aristocracy has developed in Washington against the wishes of the founders of this country.
Considering said founders were almost to a man wealthy, land-owning folks…I think they’d be pretty damned fine with an aristocracy.
reign in the aristocracy
They really are monarchists, aren’t they?
Maybe Sarah Palin could stay in Washington FOREVER and keep making things betterer!
The brutal reality of America is that an aristocracy has developed in Washington against the wishes of the founders of this country.
Thomas Jefferson actually grew Monticello from seed.
“Parallel universe Bolton appears in oatmeal ads.”
I will not eat that oatmeal! Not even in another universe.
Watching the Bush “live” on Facebook. Whoa. Dude must have taken a few ‘ludes before the show. He’s both floppy and defense. He makes Goldberg look alert and, um, half-smart. Doh.
Smithsonian After Dark:
They really are monarchists, aren’t they?
Good spotting. The downfall of the Western World started when those smart-ass barons went against gawd’s law & took a bit of power from King John in that commie Magna Carta thing. Once they get Sarah in, things will be different. Divine right, baby!!
Considering that all the “founders” have been dead as doorknobs for some 180 yrs., I can’t see how the Stinkers are so sure of this, unless they’ve been having seances.
This. But also, at this point, I’d say the Founding Fathers hardly matter.
We live in a post-industrial, Information Age society where the American people have grown to 300 million, the United States is a world superpower, its territory the size of a small continent, universal sufferage has been instituted and women and minorities are considered fully equal under the law. If you time-traveled the Founding Fathers today, those who didn’t die of heart attacks on the spot would be completely lost in today’s world.
What each Founding Father would think of today’s America is anyone’s guess, and I question whether it’s even relevant. It might be interesting in an academic sense, the same way it might be interesting to ask “would we have been Federalists or Jeffersonians,” but the answer would be of very little practical importance.
French politics doesn’t revolve around asking “what would Danton and Mirabeau think,” British politics doesn’t revolve around asking “what would Queen Victoria think,” and we could do worse than to take a leaf out of their book.
Thomas Jefferson actually grew Monticello from seed.
Bingo.
Another thing I have to laugh at is when the people who bitch loudest about how we’ve gotten away from the Founding Fathers’ vision turn around and start bitching about elitism and aristocracy.
A Nation of Laws, Not of Men. Unless Those Men Are Conservatives, Or Better Yet – A Batshit Crazy Loony Chick With Boobs And A Bible Fetish.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion other than Christianity, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof excepting for Muslims; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press provided that neither liberal values nor endeavours are promoted in this fashion; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. No darkies.
Although, to be fair, I would like to know what Danton (or better yet, Marat) would think of Wall Street.
I would like to know what Danton (or better yet, Marat) would think of Wall Street.
Mon Dieu, these edifices are so very large. And what of these bizarre contraptions blocking the roadways.
I like this comment over at the “Thinker”:
“…The Left is so insecure when it comes to Palin, because they see their achilles heal….”
Sarah is magic!
Either that or,
“Why is it so loud?”
Hey Gramps, it ain’t loud, you’re just old.
I like that heel is misspelled.
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion other than Christianity, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof excepting for Muslims; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press provided that neither liberal values nor endeavours are promoted in this fashion; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. No darkies.”
OR Irish.
In the time of the Founding Fathers, they’d have banned Catholics rather than Muslims.
Oops, larkspur’s joke went clean over my head. Reading comprehension–one day I’ll look into it!
Reading comprehension–one day I’ll look into it!
But you’ll most likely misread the definition. It’s like the word “lisp”: the affliction affects discussing it.
In the time of the Founding Fathers, they’d have banned Catholics rather than Muslims.
Fact.
Actually, I’d pay money to read an anti-Muslim tract from 2010 that isn’t a carbon copy of an anti-Catholic tract from 1910 or 1810. Yeah, today’s agitprop is bigoted. But worse, if you’ve ever read any history, it’s just so fucking BORRRING!
Rome is less likely to be mentioned.
We will be able to finally define ourselves as enlightened when we elect an atheist president, and the subject of his religion–or lack thereof–doesn’t even come up as an issue. I’m not holding my breath.
Poll after poll shows atheists are more hated and distrusted than Muslims, Jews, Mormons, gays, communists or hedge-funds managers.
“As long as you have
bizarre, prehistoric delusionsfaith, even if it directly conflicts with my ownirrational magical fantasiesbeliefs, you are preferable to alogical, empiricalGodless atheist!”You know why we’re hated? No moral code. Morality is EXCLUSIVELY achieved through believing in crazy shit. gotta have FAITH.
“…The Left is so insecure when it comes to Palin, because they see their achilles heal….”
Heel, yes. Achilles? Only in the sense of, “looka here! Achilles moose from a helicopter! Ah kill’em real good thar!”
Speaking of authentic western gibberish, I’m hoping that after Sarah Palin’s Birth of a Grizzly Mama Nation finishes tanking, her next TV project is a reality show called Cheechako vs. Sourdough.
I’m with Diderot on this one: “Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
“Be nice and God will reward you; be bad and the devil will punish you” isn’t morality. It’s what lazy parents use to control unruly toddlers.
Just noticed Phys Ed. Educator Nick’s photo. Tee hee.
Another post SPBoaGMN gig idea: denouncing products/services as un-American on Twitter for money.
It’s what lazy parents use to control unruly toddlers.
Energetic parents use cattle-prods.
OK, whose gran is this?
Dragon-King? Bueller?
She’s a good example to prunish people.
The brutal reality of America is that an aristocracy has developed in Washington
It makes me crazy that they rail against an imaginary aristocracy while at the same time a real aristocracy is developing right under their noses but do they support an inheritance tax? Oh no, that’s a death tax and stealing from the poor, poor millionaires.
This is the problem: people are affecting legislation who have no fucking clue how the world works.
Way up thread bigBaldBastard said: “Here in the United States, she would just lose her benefits, period.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”
Yes, in fact I am going to have to serve an eviction notice on a young twenties something girl that has five kids, the oldest one five and in kindergarten.
You see, Newt Gingrich promised to change the world with the passage of the Contract on Amerika and got the Conservatards frothing at the prospect of making those lazy welfare mothers get out and get a damn job.
So this young woman who is receiving no child support and can never get any because her ex husband is on disability, will be thrown off TANF because she’s reached her five year lifetime time limit.
She has a five year old in kindergarten, a 3 year old girl, 2 year old twins and an infant still nursing.
Sure, she shouldn’t have been so prolific, but I want to know, are any pro-lifers out there willing to open their home to her?
Are any libruls willing to open their home to her?
She has the city to help her until a shelter has an opening.
She said to me, “How am I going to have five kids in a shelter?” as she held her infant in her arms and her twins circled around her legs.
Yeah, she’s just a lazy whore-bitch that should probably just starve while the Duggars pop out 20 fucking kids and get a fucking television show.
I’m sick today.
As for Frank.
He bases his entire argument on someone else’s critcism of a document that he probably never read (APA view on homosexuality) and he never checked the veracity of his brothel story.
Why can’t we just write opinions directed at them on our own, I mean they never fact check so why not pursue this opportunity?
“Study shows that Tea Party membership can have dire consequences, apparently causing impotency among male members and promiscuity among females.”
..and see where that goes?
Sure, she shouldn’t have been so prolific, but I want to know, are any pro-lifers out there willing to open their home to her?
Nope, they are all too old…pro-lifers are generally only interested in fetuses, not full grown human beings who’s lives have ended up in the shit…
ironic, isn’t it?
<She’s a good example to prunish people.
this made me giggle…
I’d open my home for her but I just let two of my kids back home and although I’m older and wiser, I’m not much better off. I could lose my own housing any day. But I don’t have a gaggle of babies so I’m really not that worried anymore.
<She’s a good example to prunish people….
effing tags, how do they work?
kate said,
November 30, 2010 at 6:04
i would as well, but we only have a spare guest room to offer…plus snow up the arse…
I haven’t had sex in a geologic amount of time so forgive me if I stuff this under the umbrella of “you crazy sex havers”, but how do you manage to get in that situation in the first place? What was allowing her to have kids 2-5, financially? I don’t understand it.
If I ever made a pile of money, I’d set up a St. Terry’s Home For The Well And Truly Boned, for cases just like this. Or a St. Southern’s Mission For The Completely Fucking Shit-Upon.
Who is smart enough to make a billion dollars, then does something lame-brained like gives it all to Hah-vahd? You could help a bunch of people, or you could prank the world, or you could do both. Instead you give it to an institution designed to make rich white people richer and whiter.
I would love to start a huge charity to help orphans and dogs with comically huge eyes with a giant swear word in the name. St. Fuck’s of the Shitbird Gloryhole is serving up 100,000 meals for the poor this day. Like CNN’s not going to report on that???
If it weren’t for St. Fuck’s of the Shitbird Gloryhole, I wouldn’t be here today! God bless good old St. Fuck’s. St. Fuck’s of the Shitbird Gloryhole? More like St. Awesome’s of the Glory of The Motherfucking Lord.
If it weren’t for St. Fuck’s of the Shitbird Gloryhole, I wouldn’t be here today!
*snif* That’s beautiful, man.
Thomas Jefferson actually grew Monticello from seed.
Medicinal Monticello.
Insight to Jefferson’s views on “liberty”.
apparently causing impotency among male members and promiscuity among females
Promiscuity, ehhh? Hm…..
pro-lifers are generally only interested in fetuses
Well, that’s because fetuses don’t have all that Original Sin clinging to them. Once they’re born they’re just hell-bound as oft as not.
“I wake up every day learning the world doesn’t revolve around me…and I still get upset.”
VS: There is help available at Pre-Copernicans Anonymous. It’s helped me!
My two cents on breasts: I prefer small and perky. With pink nipples.
Also, what ever happened to the ‘cents’ key? I had one on my ancient manual typewriter. When did that drop off the keyboard? And does anyone else miss the old manuals? Remember all the old Fearless Reporter movies with hard-boiled guys in fedoras bashing away in the City Room, with a cigarette dangling from their lips?
Plus the ratchet sound was so nifty when you threw the carriage return! And if you were really pissed off–or riding a really hot streak–it was such a pleasure to deliver a karate chop to the lever and fling the carriage across for another line.
I’m a Luddite. I looked for help an Luddites Anonymous, but they don’t have a website yet.
“Thomas Jefferson actually grew Monticello from seed.”
They also used a hybrid Romanesque / Early Gothic seed to grow Lincoln Cathedral.
Oh gee. If a joke falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to get it, is it funny? I have the lonesomes, so I’ll make some coffee and stick around for awhile. Nothing can live in a vacuum.
Nothing can live in a vacuum.
I had a mouse living in mine when I was in college. Built a cozy little nest on top of the filter.
but they don’t have a website yet
-snerk-
I’ll see you at the next meeting.
BTW…finally actually read the Frank McGuire thingie. And I see you libtards still don’t get it…you let things like “truth” and “facts” get in the way of casting aspersions on socialest countries. Heck, entire socialest continents. See, they suck. AND WE ARE NUMBER ONE, LIBTARDS!!!!!!11111 BOOKMARK IT!!
I would like for everyone to note that I did NOT take this opportunity to describe my nipples in excruciating detail. And I’m evil!
I know…that was a gooder.
In France, the perfect breast is said to fit into a champagne glass. In America, it would clog a toilet.
or in England as a “Standard British Handful”
In America, [the perfect breast] would clog a toilet.
This was a scene deleted from Revenge of the Nerds, available only on the Blu-ray director’s cut.
Sure, she shouldn’t have been so prolific, but I want to know, are any pro-lifers out there willing to open their home to her?
Are any libruls willing to open their home to her?
Criminy! Her odds are better with a cat rescue service.
or in England as a “Standard British Handful”
Yea, but you blokes have small hands.
Believe me, I’ve been there enough times and shook enough…errr, hands. Yes, hands.
I would like for everyone to note that I did NOT take this opportunity to describe my nipples in excruciating detail. And I’m evil!
Why should you? We all have photos already…
They also used a hybrid Romanesque / Early Gothic seed to grow Lincoln Cathedral.
Artist’s impression.
OK, whose gran is this?
£300 to £400 a week? Geez my mom doesn’t rake in that kinda…uh… I mean actor’s mom. Yeah, actor’s mom is too cheap a slutty whore to rack up that kinda cash, no matter how many d00ds she sleeps with!
Also, on the topic of BOOBIES…
Yayyy!
Yeah, actor’s mom is too cheap a slutty whore to rack up that kinda cash, no matter how many d00ds she sleeps with!
the secret is to be the cashier at the front desk. I did that with your mom and made a whole quarter!
pro-lifers are generally only interested in fetuses
Just like most Christians love Jesus as they see him at Christmas and Easter: an innocent, perfect baby (who doesn’t even cry), and a suffering, dying torture victim, who goes out of his way to forgive his tormentors. These are much easier to relate to than the actual preaching Jesus, who says uncomfortable things, like “help the poor” and “give away all your possessions”, and “forgive your enemies”.
The first issue of Playboy would be public domain if not for our idiotic copyright laws and activist conservative judges.
The thorazine has worn off, so I can tells you all are keeping abreast of things. Yay!
Somehow I don’t think that copyright is a left/right issue, the decisions and legislation have been almost entirely Mouse driven. Another example of capture of regulatory systems by the regulated.
Somehow I don’t think that copyright is a left/right issue, the decisions and legislation have been almost entirely Mouse driven.
Yes, and no.
Remember, it was conservative courts who gave us “corporate personhood” and other goodies for corporations that embiggened them to go after shit like this.
Yeah, I mean, it comes down to if you see entrenched corporatism as right wing or not. I, personally, do.
Yeah, I mean, it comes down to if you see entrenched corporatism as right wing or not.
Well, no not currently, but there was a time and that’s pretty much when this decision was handed down
Shirley extending copyright benefits entrenched corporate interests. I guess my point was that the inexorable power of Disney interests managed to get to those on both sides of the aisle and make the ludicrous state of US copyright law a done deal.
As far as fetuses versus actual children, I think on the right it’s all about symbols, not reality. It’s the “idea” of abortion that gets the monkeys howling. They don’t really give a damn about the actual woman or fetus, it’s a rallying cry for a complex issue they don’t really want to understand, just a justification for a dangerous and often incoherent rage that is masked in the veneer of Christianity. As for actual living children, they are an uncomfortable reminder of the failure of our society to protect the most vulnerable. Far better to demonize the woman than to actually do the hard work that Jesus preached. As always in history the woman is chastised, while having to deal with most of the child rearing.
These people are not truly Christians, they are the”Good Chermans”, blindly comfortable with demonizing societies vulnerable, while deep inside they truly know it is not right.
Rant over. I may be speaking out my ass, just talking to myself.
On the subject of the Evil Mouse I heartily recommend Max Apple’s novel “The Propheteers”. About how Roy Disney, Howard Johnson and the LDS church, among others, conspired to bring about what Orlando is today. Funny and too true.
Including a parrot that says; “Bite the mouse’s ass!”
Well, no not currently, but there was a time and that’s pretty much when this decision was handed down
I guess I still see it as being rightwing, but that’s because our overall political environment has shifted to the right.
Also, POOP.
Is it evil to offer women real cash money to get a tubal ligation? I mean, with no other conditions. They get the procedure (along with the usual exam and Pap test, and no cold speculum or stirrups), with any necessary follow-up, and then they get the money. Not a voucher, but just money.
It’s hard to raise the question without having answer questions about inequality or implicit coercion, or whether you are a stone cold entitled bitch for even suggesting it.
But surely (and yes, I will call you surely) it would be an acceptable option for some women. But although there are such programs out there, it’s like really combustible to talk about it.
PS: Of course, there must be an equivalent offer for men people. After all, is there really such a vas deferens betwixt us?
After all, is there really such a vas deferens betwixt us?
Not in my mons.
If we start doing genitalia puns, I’m going to get teste.
Sadly After Dark goes 24 hr making the private pubic.
The pubic library = sex in the stacks…would you like that bound for you?
I’m going to get teste.
Ovary nicely played!
*golf clap*
I think that conservatives place a great deal of stock in feeling superior to other people. The issue of abortion provides this opportunity to feel superior. It’s nice to be able to smugly say “I would never do that.” I also think the issue of abortion will forever be tied to female sexuality. I know that, deep down, most conservatives believe that if a woman gets pregnant unexpectedly, she should have to “pay” for that.
Ovary nice, genitalia puns!
confound actor’s fast fingahs
Heh heh heh…I am a cunning linguist.
I always saw you as a tater, a master tater.
I’m going to get teste.
You’ve given me the sperm of an idea!
I always saw you as a tater, a master tater.
Be very careful about putting labia on people.
I’m gonna go ova here.
I tell ya, she came out of the limo and her blouse fallopian! You shoulda been there.
Puns–a sure sign the thread is petering out…
Puns–a sure sign the thread is petering out…
Semen? This is why we can’t have nice things.
Ovary nicely played!
*golf clap*
No martini? What kind of cervix is that?
There’s a vas deferens between a man’s sperm and a woman’s ova.
Oh yeah, I’m laffing so hard I cain’t stand up. I’m prostate with the hilarity.
I’m sure jokes taint what’s going on, goatse for yourself.
…so hard I cain’t stand up
?
I think U migh be doin’ it rong.
No martini? What kind of cervix is that?
I was waiting for you to ass.
Meanwhile, I totally diverted attention from kate’s sad day of serving the eviction notice. I’m sorry, kate. I’m thinking about you.
…so hard I cain’t stand up
?
I think U migh be doin’ it rong.
But I also cain’t roll over.
Sometimes I hate me. Okay. Must leave now. Must find bones to grind to make my bread.
As far as fetuses versus actual children, I think on the right it’s all about symbols, not reality. It’s the “idea” of abortion that gets the monkeys howling. They don’t really give a damn about the actual woman or fetus, it’s a rallying cry for a complex issue they don’t really want to understand, just a justification for a dangerous and often incoherent rage that is masked in the veneer of Christianity. As for actual living children, they are an uncomfortable reminder of the failure of our society to protect the most vulnerable. Far better to demonize the woman than to actually do the hard work that Jesus preached. As always in history the woman is chastised, while having to deal with most of the child rearing.
I concur.
I’ve never seen conservatives as all that concerned about the fetus’ life. For the quasi-intellectual blowhards, the issue’s “responsibility,” which means “piling as much as possible onto the backs of everyone else” – in this case, unexpectedly pregnant women.
More telling is the fact that I’ve never seen the conservative base put pressure on their leaders to do something about abortion once they’re in office. There is a small, dedicated, religious-based part of the GOP that sincerely wants to protect the life of the fetus. But neither the party institutions nor the rest of the base will back them up, because they don’t give a shit.
I think that conservatives place a great deal of stock in feeling superior to other people.
You.
Don’t.
Say?
I was waiting for you to ass.
Oh! I would like one, please. Remember, dry with extra olives. Last few times, you’ve rectum.
There’s more to it than that. Those self-identifed conservatives don’t _want_ to do anything to end abortion rights because it’s such a good issue for them. He’ll without that how would they get their supporters up and out to the polls. There’s no money in it.
I wouldn’t eat those olives, T&U. Cojones?
Last few times, you’ve rectum.
That’s because the ice machine broke, and I haven’t been able to get my colon.
He’ll without that how would they get their supporters up and out to the polls.
Ain’t that fucking iPhone spellcheck a bitch? I’ve been trying to convince the damn thing I use “hell” a lot more often than “he’ll” but it never gets the hint.
“Ain’t that fucking iPhone spellcheck a bitch?”
Amen, brother.
OT – It appears that
thetoday’s poster boy for putting a drycleaning bag over your head is Bryan Fischer:(puts drycleaning bag over head) That seems so reasonable.
Ugh. I thought the genitalia puns had been nipped in the bud, but it looks like it was just a glans-ing blow.
Last few times, you’ve rectum.
Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!
I think that conservatives place a great deal of stock in feeling superior to other people.
I agree wholeheartedly, but is it really superiority or a need to tear others down to mask their own fears of inferiority. I think deep down the base realizes the powers that be don’t really care for “their kind”, they and their beliefs are just a means to an end. History has shown a way to give a sense of empowernment to a rabid group that has felt marginalized is give them another more vulnerable group that they can demonize to give themselves a feeling of saving and protecting some vague but rallying ideal.
Muslims, Jews, women, blacks, Hispanics, Irish, Chinese, Native Americans, Gays etc. Did I mention women? All have been abused if not killed in the name of religion, racial purity, border safety, stealing jobs, sexual mores, patriotism, etc.
WTF?!? Isn’t this the same fucking idiot who was defending his “girling-up of the Medal of Honor” argument by pointing out that Christianity is not a pacifist religion? Who cited (what less than a week ago?) bible verse after bible verse of smitings and killings of the infidels?
” Let’s not burn down the ones that exist,”
Generous!
” Let’s not burn down the ones that exist,”
I’ve lost track of the thread – if this is about genitalia, I suggest ointment. Otherwise, heavy drinking.
Until so-called “moderate” Muslims step forward and give us some way to identify the problem Muslims like Mahamud we have reason to wonder about them all.
Right, the last time a moderate Muslim stepped forward, he was trying to build a cultural center and Zionists like Pam Geller started all “MUSLIMTERRORORISTS!” on his ass…
I stand corrected. It was ten days ago.
Ugh. I thought the genitalia puns had been nipped in the bud, but it looks like it was just a glans-ing blow.
Forewarned is foreskinned.
” agree wholeheartedly, but is it really superiority or a need to tear others down to mask their own fears of inferiority. ”
I absolutely feel this need is rooted in a collective inferiority complex.
Moderate” Muslims, the next step is up to you. Either publicly renounce, one by one, the Qur’an’s 109 verses that call for violence against the infidel Jewish pigs and Christian dogs, or we’ve got to stop you in your tracks for our own survival. Renounce the teaching of Allah and his messenger or quit building your mosques.
Gee, that sounds familiar.
“Muslim stepped forward, he was trying to build a cultural center and Zionists like Pam Geller started all “MUSLIMTERRORORISTS!” on his ass…”
Yup.
Gee, that sounds familiar.
But unexpected.
“Gee, that sounds familiar.”
I didn’t expect that.
PENIS.
Goddammit
Goddammit
My chief weapon is surprise.
Chris rage, inbound.
Ignoring the fact that millions of Muslims have been screaming themselves hoarse doing exactly that for decades (if a Muslim denounces terrorism and Fox News doesn’t hear him, did he still denounce terrorism?) –
Why, re the Palestinian issue, should they be the first? Why should they affirm Israel’s right to exist when Israel refuses to stop gobbling up their territory (thus denying their own right to exist?) Why should they condemn attacks on innocent Israelis when Israel and the U.S. won’t even acknowledge, let alone take responsibility for, attacks on innocent Palestinians (or Lebanese)? Why should they dedicate themselves publicly to outing potential jihadists when Israel allows its own Kahanist psychos to colonize the West Bank and sends the IDF to carpet-bomb Beirut and Gaza?
You expect them to completely disarm themselves, put their hands over their heads, step into full view and just hope that an enemy that’s treated them like untermenschen for sixty years will suddenly see the error of its ways instead of blowing their heads off? Yeah.
Well now, isn’t that interesting.
I seem to remember the entire right-wing blogosphere rising up in exasperation after Obama’s speech and going “oh my GOD, of COURSE Muslims are allowed to build mosques, we’d NEVER deny them that right, we just don’t want them to build a mosque THERE.”
I guess we’re at war with Eurasia again. Wow, how do they keep up?
Renounce the teaching of Allah and his messenger or quit building your mosques.
So if they renounce their religion then they could build mosques in the empty Starbucks locations? Win-win.
Right, the last time a moderate Muslim stepped forward, he was trying to build a cultural center and Zionists like Pam Geller started all “MUSLIMTERRORORISTS!” on his ass…
Being broon increases your propensity toward radicalism by eleventy million. That’s why Barack Obama is a Black Panther.
“My chief weapon is surprise”
I.guessed you had to sneak up on most women.
Renounce the teaching of God and his son or quit building your churches
Hey Bryun, how’s that sound?
I guess we’re at war with Eurasia again. Wow, how do they keep up?
They spin a wheel, see, and up pops the “crisis”- o-the-week.
They spin a wheel, see, and up pops the “crisis”- o-the-week.
HOLY SHIT! I just unlocked the secret of Pat Sajak!
I.guessed you had to sneak up on most women.
The clubbing’s the hard part.
I agree wholeheartedly, but is it really superiority or a need to tear others down to mask their own fears of inferiority.
The latter – scratch a bully and find a coward. Courtesy of actor’s blog a couple weeks ago, commentary on the pathological need by much of the U.S. population to feel “exceptional;”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/17/AR2010111703216.html
The clubbing’s the hard part.
What’s so hard about cleaning yourself up, putting on nice clothes, paying a cover charge and dancing?
commentary on the pathological need by much of the U.S. population to feel “exceptional;”
It would explain why Florida looks like a penis, tho…
What’s so hard about cleaning yourself up, putting on nice clothes, paying a cover charge and dancing?
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
What’s so hard about cleaning yourself up, putting on nice clothes, paying a cover charge and dancing?
Ten dollar beers.
Ten dollar beers.
I am never leaving Wisconsin. Every sink has faucets for hot and cold water, and four more for ale, pilsner porter and stout.
The clubbing’s the hard part.
Umm. That is….I can’t even ….
This is why (well, one reason why) I was really annoyed by that Catholic archbishop saying that voting for a pro-choice politician, even for reasons having nothing to do with their position on abortion, is doubleplusungood and that you should basically excommunicate yourself until you repent and vote for a forced-birther. Because voting for anti-choice politicians is not going to outlaw abortion. It’s not even a step in that direction, really. It’s just not going to happen in a democratic society. Plus, of course, outlawing abortion doesn’t make it go away; it just means more women getting killed by unlicensed gynecologists.
it just means more women getting killed by
unlicensed gynecologistsuntrained back-alley abortionists .Fuxxed for accuracy.
Violence by Christians is okay because it’s righteous smiting of the infidels. If Muslims are violent, it’s smiting by the infidels, silly. We can’t have that. The idea that if our blowing stuff up while praising God is essentially the same as their blowing stuff up while praising “Allah”1, or that truth is truth regardless of your perspective2, just doesn’t occur to them.
Otherwise, how could you have American exceptionalism? Holding those two ideas at the same time is like having tea and no tea.
1 Just because “Allah” means “(the) God” in Arabic doesn’t mean they’re talking about the real God, obviously, and it’s offensive to even suggest that. Except when it’s Arabic-speaking Christians, of course.
2 For bonus points, decry progressives as “moral relativists” while espousing these beliefs.
it just means more women getting killed by
unlicensed gynecologists untrained back-alley abortionistsGiant Radiactive Mexican Muslims! .Fuxxed for accuracy.
Even fxxedor for luridity
The latter – scratch a bully and find a coward. Courtesy of actor’s blog a couple weeks ago, commentary on the pathological need by much of the U.S. population to feel “exceptional
On spot. Also I think a lot of it has to do with a feeling of impotence and frustration by a lot of Americans. We’ve got two grand crusades going, and both are bogged down with no real end in sight. We have the worlds largest economy in the tank that almost took the entire globe down. We don’t produce, we’ve become a nation of consumers. The US appears to be at a slipping point in it’s history, with it’s preeminence threatened. Scary stuff for a lot of people to realize our ways and beliefs are not respected by everyone around the earth. Some Americans refuse to accept we are not always right.
The clubbing’s the hard part.
Umm. That is….I can’t even ….
Surprised he didn’t go for the roofie joke?
Holding those two ideas at the same time is like having tea and no tea.
Can I have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster instead?
Surprised he didn’t go for the roofie joke?
The definition of a wingnut: a man who needs roofies to masturbate.
Ok, that was funny.
the last time a moderate Muslim stepped forward, he was trying to build a cultural center and Zionists like Pam Geller started all “MUSLIMTERRORORISTS!” on his ass
The Sufis’ epic poetry bombings were dreaded by millions throughout North Africa.
Not original with me, but it deserved re-airing.
My father sold condoms to sailors
He stuck holes in the end with a pin
My mother did back alley abortions
My god how the money rolled in
I hate my brain. Sirius Lunacy’s little ditty almost perfectly scans with “My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean”.
SL–I have heard that one, sung to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”, only with “Catholics”, rather than sailors, for more ironic accuracy.
If this is correct, it means that if we stop abortions we can afford to give more tax cuts to the rich.
I am, however, highly skeptical of the math here.
SL–I have heard that one
I stole it from Neil Gaiman’s Monarch of the Glen. It also had a second verse and a chorus:
My Brother’s a missionary worker,
He saves fallen women from sin
For five bucks he’ll save you a redhead,
My God how the money rolls in.
CHORUS
Rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.
Snowwy said,
November 30, 2010 at 20:03
I hate my brain. Sirius Lunacy’s little ditty almost perfectly scans with “My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean”.
Steerpike said,
November 30, 2010 at 20:03
SL–I have heard that one, sung to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean”, only with “Catholics”, rather than sailors, for more ironic accuracy.
The very definition of synchronicity.
My mother’s a bawdy house keeper,
Each night when the evening grows dim.
She hangs out a little red lantern,
My God how the money rolls in.
Your mom doesn’t charge all the strangers
Who line up so they can put’er in,
But your dad – he sells antibiotics,
My God how the money rolls in.
And she doesn’t only fuck strangers,
She’ll happily do it with kin.
But them she charges by the hour,
My God who the money rolls in.
And she is quite the charming screamer.
You’ve never heard such a din.
And your dad – he peddles earplugs.
My God how the money rolls in.
I know I said I wouldn’t do her.
You see, I know – where she’s been.
And I’m still looking for the wet spot,
My God how the fat blobs roll in.
Like I told your mom, okay I’m done now.
You take the high road;
I’ll take the low road;
And I’ll be in DKW’s mom afore ye.
[golf claps] Nicely done. Martini?
Like I told your mom, okay I’m done now.
I don’t know if you should go around bragging that women can’t tell if you are done…
I don’t know if you should go around bragging that women can’t tell if you are done…
HEY! *ducks*
Aim that arrow a little higher next time!
Well, yes. For all the conservatives with 300 permanently lodged in their DVD players, pressing play is indeed a choice.
Okay. Last night’s joke. Time to catch up on the thread.
I don’t know if you should go around bragging that women can’t tell if you are done…
Uh, women don’t have a problem with that – it’s only your mom. She’s insatiable. I can’t tell which rash is from the infection and which ones are just from chafing.
“I don’t know if you should go around bragging that women can’t tell if you are done…”
Reminds me of a friend who had a woman ask him “Who the hell are you gonna please with that little pecker?” He replied, “Me.”
Meanwhile in religion, new evidence for God (well, actor et. al. would surely agree).
I heard it as “Who do you expect to satisfy with that?”
I’m somewhere to the left of Ghandi.
Economic Left/Right: -7.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.03
http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
‘I heard it as “Who do you expect to satisfy with that?”’
Sementics
Sementics
I’m not going to dick around with you, arguing about it.
I’m not going to dick around with you, arguing about it.
That took balls!
I’m somewhere to the left of Ghandi.
Yeah, me too:
Economic Left/Right: -9.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -9.18
Who do you think uterus are, dragging this back to reproductive organ puns?
Speaking of organs, I hear you have to pump Actor’s up with foot pedals.
At least that’s what DKW’s mom said.
Who do you think uterus are, dragging this back to reproductive organ puns?
‘Taint no problem for me.
Twat’s the problem with you?
Wow. Magnitude 3.9 earthquake off Long Island this morning. For you shakerfolks, that’s nothing but for the NY area, that’s like the Big One.
I hear you have to pump Actor’s up with foot pedals.
It does fill a room, true.
“Twat’s the problem with you?”
Nuttin.
Twat’s the problem with you?
Cunt tell you.
Yes. I went there.
I’m not as leftsist as Ghandi, but I’m so Libertarian that when John Galt gets fed-up with the moochers, he goes D-KW.
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.85
Geez T&U, -9/-9? What are you, some kinda hippie?
You corporate tools!
I’m so far left, I couldn’t be bothered sitting for the entire fucking quiz…ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
Huh. Economic Left/Right: -7.38, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.21
I would have expected I was further left. Maybe it’s the onset of Old-Timer’s Disease.
Geez T&U, -9/-9? What are you, some kinda hippie?
Yes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to feed the chickens.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to feed the chickens.
We’ll excuse you, but I can’t speak for Ernie Anastos.
FIRST!!! Oh damn.
I’m so Libertarian that when John Galt gets fed-up with the moochers, he goes D-KW.
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.85
Um, you got that backwards. Galt would be an economic libertarian
We’ll excuse you, but I can’t speak for Ernie Anastos.
I just feed them, I don’t fuck them. I know that’s probably hard for some people here to understand, though…
Galt would be an economic libertarian
Nuh-uh. It says Libertarian there at the bottom of the chart. Afterall there’s only one definition of Libertarian. And besides, it’s totally John Galt to something something something… wait here while I Google it.
It says Libertarian there at the bottom of the chart. Afterall there’s only one definition of Libertarian
It says “Social Libertarian”. That means mom would be free to be a whore without paying off the cops.
I’m tickled that on the Economic Left/Right scale – I’m apparently the right-most end of the spectrum here. My -5.25 is essentially puts me at the Corporate Shill end of this pool.
All you lazy leftsists should just get a job.
*chuckle*
Tucker Carlson calls out Michelle Obama’s bootay
Economic Left/Right: -4.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.21
Who let the square in??? (My family did this a few years ago. Grandma was like a -7, -2. Me: the Alex P. Keaton of my family.)
I don’t understand what believing in astrology has to do with economic or social beliefs. If you believe one kind of magical sky bullshit you are on one side of the scale, and if you believe a different kind of magical sky bullshit you are on the other side?
Economic Left/Right: -5.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95
That makes me the “Centrist” of the bunch I guess.
http://www.politicalcompass.org/test
“Economic Left-Right: -8.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.00”
Call me
IshmaelKropotkin.Tucker Carlson calls out Michelle Obama’s bootay.
If Michelle Obama has a big ass, I have a…..um…REALLY big ass.
Tucker Carlson is a head-to-toe ass. He has no room to speak of Mrs. Obama.
-6.75
-7.18
Tovarich!
“Tucker Carlson calls out Michelle Obama’s bootay.”
Maximum Bootay was yesterday’s thread.
I can’t believe I’m hanging out with a bunch of fascists!
L/R -4.62
Lib/Auth -5.33
Yeah I’m cool with that.
-9
-9
You sure that’s not your eye test, T&U?
I wonder if storing your head in your ass makes it bigger. Your ass that is.
Economic Left/Right: -5.25, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95
That’s roughly me as well (hadn’t taken the PC test since freshman year five years ago, and I’m slightly more left wing and more libertarian than I was then).
Ironically, college didn’t turn me more liberal. Transferring to the American educational system, meeting a lot of conservatives and realizing just how unhinged their beliefs really are turned me more liberal.
I can’t believe I’m hanging out with a bunch of fascists!
Fascism is the Jew of liberal blogtopism.
I think this is a dangerous position for Carlson to take. Large posteriors tend to poll well across a wide range of demographics, including over 79% of white boys.
“i can’t believe I’m hanging out with a bunch of fascists!”
Tell me about it. I can’t believe I consort with these conservative squares. Sheesh.
You sure that’s not your eye test, T&U?
Whatever. At least I’m not beholden to The Man and shit.
Or, rather, the other yesterday’s thread. When are we going to get today’s thread? Tomorrow?
I can’t believe I’m hanging out with a bunch of fascists!
“ONE OF US … ONE OF US … ONE OF US …”
I find it amusing that my old college buddy took the test with me maybe 10 years ago or thereabouts and scored a near bullseye 0,0 … and he’s one of the most right-leaning people I know. Thinks Bush was OK. Thinks Gingrich had a lot of good ideas. Thinks Seattle is too liberal and Montana is just about right.
Yeah, centrist like that. I suspect the test skews right along with the Overton window.
I’m an anarchist, I’m not even taking your fucking quiz.
Like I’m going to go and fallopia some silly website that was erected in the name of some dick that has to shove his desire to rate people based on some slippery notion of political difference.
He’s not getting ahead on me with that thing.
I’m an anarchist, I’m not even taking your fucking quiz.
AHEM
Kiss me, kate.
My narcissism outweighs my “fuck you and your definitions!” attitude.
And I didn’t have to evict the horny little girl who had no agency once upon a time.
Which is something people can’t get their head around either; the idea that many women, particularly women who are raised in backward, impoverished communities/families where the church lays down the law.
Women in these situations typically have a foggy notion at best of their own agency and saying no when Billy-Bob wants to git down is just not an option.
Agency. The only agency the wingnuts understand is the social security, unemployment or veterans agencies. The rest don’t make no difference anyhow.
Yeah and giving women money for something that doesn’t serve a man’s interests is somehow “coercing” them, while crack addicted woman sucking anonymous dicks for a twenty buck hit has nothing to do with coercion — its free will.
Fucking fuckers, just go ahead fuck wit me.
Isn’t this the same fucking idiot who was defending his “girling-up of the Medal of Honor” argument by pointing out that Christianity is not a pacifist religion?
Ha!
Speaking of organs, I hear you have to pump Actor’s up with foot pedals.
Swell to great coupling?
Yeah, centrist like that. I suspect the test skews right along with the Overton window.
Most of the political parties of today, in Europe and North America alike, end up in the top-right quadrant (authoritarian/laissez-faire), including Democrats, Labor and whatnot, none of that “ZOMGObamaSocialiestExtremist!” BS.
Is it possible your friend’s one of these guys who votes with his gut feeling rather than his actual policies? I’ve met a few people like that, just about all conservative.
-6.75
-7.08
I make the Dalai Lama look repressive.
Swell to great coupling?
That’s where I usually land on “RateMyFuck.com”
Large posteriors tend to poll well across a wide range of demographics, including over 79% of white boys.
I like a big can, as much as the next man.
T and U, I considered yesterday imitating you by using the nym, “Turbulent and Unrealistic”
Just because I love you. But I blew it now, so that’s that.
Speaking of organs, I hear you have to pump Actor’s up with foot pedals.
Swell to great coupling?
More like a duck.
And I didn’t have to evict the horny little girl who had no agency once upon a time.
YAY! I am so glad.
I like a big can, as much as the next man.
When a girl walks around with a itty-bitty waist and a big round thing in your face…
Yeah, I am sure this is no surprise to anyone, but here’s how I rate:
Economic Left/Right: -5.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.67
I note that most of us are comfortable hanging out in the same quadrant as the Dalai Lama and Nelson Mandela.
Swell to great coupling?
That’s where I usually land on “RateMyFuck.com”
That sounds more like you watching porn alone.
More like a duck.
Y’know, there are some things in this world you can’t unsee…
“Speaking of organs, I hear you have to pump Actor’s up with foot pedals.
Swell to great coupling?
Well, when he plays Bach, I say “Man, Turner Over and Drive!”
It goes up to eleven!
That sounds more like you watching porn alone.
Well, I mean, even I appreciate how good I am…
T and U, I considered yesterday imitating you by using the nym, “Turbulent and Unrealistic”
Equally accurate!
“It goes up to eleven!”
We’re not discussing standing heart rates here Ruppert.
Overton Window
Is that vinyl or wood, triple or double thermal pane? Would you like it argon filled or just with air?
Low-e glass? Reduces solar glare, while not especially an issue in New England, we can add it for the minor additional charge of 5 dollars.
Will you be installing this with j-channel or would you prefer would trim?
I don’t know what the guarantee is on that, I heard it changes quite a lot.
would trim wouldn’t make any sense in this application and wood trim is much more appropriate.
I stayed up until three in the morning and I’m overtired.
I have to go kids.
“Well, I mean, even I appreciate how good I am…”
I heard your hand is often left unsatisfied.
“I heard your hand is often left unsatisfied.”
And is often left to clean up the mess too.
Well, why don’t they make ‘ten’ more right-wing?
Amusing myself on this thing while everyone watches is almost like an exhibitionist mental masturbation.
N__B, B^4, other interested parties and ALIENNNNNNNNNNNNS
NASA Astrobiology press conference on Thursday at 2PM
HR:12
weee…!!! I can’t stop
Yowee, did you hear about the—what?
wait
shit. Caught.
gotta go.
I heard your hand is often left unsatisfied.
Bitch is frigid. Always goes and finishes with my electric razor.
Oh.
My.
God.
Facebook is defending internet trolling….
I was just gonna do the political spectrum quiz…then a new thread popped up. So I am working on making it my bitch.
Economic Left/Right: -9.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.77
I made the Dalai Lama look like fucking Mussolini.
I may go back and lie on a few things just so I’m not expected to start up an auto-syndicalist commune or something.
Economic Left/Right: -9.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.31
What the hell’s wrong w/ me?
What the hell’s wrong w/ me?
Apparently, nothing a good spanking couldn’t help.
I don’t understand what believing in astrology has to do with economic or social beliefs. If you believe one kind of magical sky bullshit you are on one side of the scale
The reasoning, I suspect, is that believing in any sort of magical sky bullshit is an indicator of authoritarian thinking.
Economic Left/Right: -8.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.51
I’ve lost my anarcho-syndicalist street-cred. Time to re-read The Dialectic of Organization and Spontenaity, I guess.
I’m glad kate didn’t have to evict the horny girl and her five kids.