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By: Lucy

Lucy — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:08:54 +0000

My god, what a motley bunch of losers. Except Katherine McPhee; she’s cute. OK, and the other two women. I guess I’m just talking about the fellers. Well, really just the guy in the middle. Whoever he is, they should have asked him to step out of frame; that crazy-grinned, beady-eyed coot is ruining the shot.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:44:12 +0000

Hee hee. A dog whistle?

By: Mo's Bike Shop

Mo's Bike Shop — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:42:46 +0000

Or a base drum

By: ahem

ahem — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 21:47:43 +0000

The group gave Mr Bush a harmonica with the showâ€™s name engraved on it. Surely a street organ would have been more appropriate?

By: Ripley

Ripley — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:40:12 +0000

Mr Bush gave the visiting group a tour of the Oval Office

A tour? ummm…

‘Well, there’s my desk.. and, o’course we got a couple windows there, you can see out of ‘em… uhh, this is the rug…. yeah, that’s new… that’s a lamp over there… lights up at nite and stuff, so I can read… and uh.. well, here we are, back at the desk again. Thanks for stoppin’ by, kids. Love that pop music you kids are doin’…’

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:05:22 +0000

Hey, hey, c’mon, back off a little now. As long as bush is farting around with TV nobodies, he’s not contributing actively to the immense suffering he’s individually responsible in the world. We have got to find a way to encourage him to spend even more of his time meeting with celeberaties, posing for photos, giving or receiving little awards and mostly just doing figurehead shit. As long as he’s doing stuff like this, he’s not involved in legislation, economics, foreign policy, politics or policy. And that, my friends, would be a VERY good thing indeed…

mikey

By: FlipYrWhig

FlipYrWhig — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:23:25 +0000

I don’t know, seabiscotti, I think Bush may be slightly _less_ of an embarrassment to America than Taylor Hicks.

By: seabiscotti

seabiscotti — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 16:59:26 +0000

too bad we don’t get a chance to vote for our favorites, I’m pretty sure
that loser with the harmonica would be gone.

By: g

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 16:43:56 +0000

The scariest thing about that photo is that it isn’t a photoshop creation.

By: punkinsmom

punkinsmom — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 15:43:38 +0000

Well he had to meet with them first, so he could show Toady Blair his cool new American Idol harmonica. Duh!!!11!!1

By: Jeff Godlstein

Jeff Godlstein — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:47:30 +0000

Let me see: harmonicas are played by mouth. In fact, they are sometimes called “mouth organs.” Where did this take place? On a tour of the Oval Office. The Clenis used to work in the Oval Office. Hmm, what to call this movie? I got it, The Oral Office.

What’s so funny? You want a slap?

By: blogenfreude

blogenfreude — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:38:37 +0000

Heâ€™s wasting time with dicks from American Idol, Rice is playing piano in Malaysia, Cheney is in hiding again …

Wow – that’s a distillation that just makes you want to cry.

By: Karatist Preacher

Karatist Preacher — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 13:49:15 +0000

Look, this is how it will be for the next two years. They honestly don’t give a fuck after they accomplished their main goal of repealing the estate tax. He’s wasting time with dicks from American Idol, Rice is playing piano in Malaysia, Cheney is in hiding again, on and on. We are truly fucked, and it will take generations to undue the damage these people have caused, if that’s possible.

Now I’m going to blast some MC5 and try to put this shit out of my mind for the weekend.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:22:16 +0000

I am so depressed that the guy there with the least talent who did the least amount of work to get to this photo-op is the one who actually works there.

By: tommy yum

tommy yum — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:07:14 +0000

It’s so fucking weird through the looking glass.

By: Ick of the East

Ick of the East — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:54:56 +0000

George W Bush: American Idle
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By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:41:49 +0000

I dunno. If I was a D-list celebrity, like the American Idolators and they wanted me to make nice for teh c4m3r4z with Big Daddy Wino, I’d be like, “Fuck, no, d0000000d!!1!” Hell, I’d break a contract before I’d help the Jerkwad In Chief look good. ‘Course, I probably woulda read the fine print in the contract to start with, and if I had noticed any “must appear with teh preznit and be deferential and polite” language in the bleeding thing wouldn’t have signed it. But then these peeps are hellbent on succeeding, which I definitely am *not*.
P.S. Commander Bunnypants should send our “faaaaabulous” American Idol players over as “goodwill ambassadors” to Iraq. Or Lebanon. Or Afghanistan, whatevah. Sayonara, suckerz!