Comments on: Coach Dave Returns

By: TC

TC — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:31:48 +0000

Of course, you all will have to answer to The Noodly One for your callous treatment of a Priest of The Pasta.

Pirate talk won’t do it for penance, this time, buckos. You’ll have to don the garb, shoulder parrot and all.

By: flawedplan

flawedplan — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:48:05 +0000

I’m not good at figuring out time, how much longer in Texas? Answer in linguini, thanks.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:55:10 +0000

Round ’bout midnight on the east coast, fellas…

By: Dr. Squid

Dr. Squid — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:35:42 +0000

Actually, that’s, a Marie Jon’ use of, commas.

By: Henry Holland

Henry Holland — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:56:37 +0000

Prick tease.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:52:18 +0000

I am thoroughly in favor of cutting dinner rolls in half.

I don’t imagine Coach Dave yelling at me, but I usually picture Brad R. in gym shorts. which is a neat trick for a total stranger.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:12:33 +0000

I look foreward to shotting the stallion and riding the nag.. Maybe.. saddling the goat and ….. laddling the… beef stew. Ummm… Painting the frog with the broad side of a barn?

By: Roman Totale

Roman Totale — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:27:26 +0000

I think that teh Fire Joe Morgan blog should do a review of a Coach Dave column. Now that would be a damn fine sight…

By: Chris Moorehead

Chris Moorehead — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:11:40 +0000

You know you’re going to hell, right, Brad?

Uh, oh… Kaye Grogan use of commas.

By: TC

TC — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:29:43 +0000

It’ll never be as good as the first time.

By: Notorious P.A.T.

Notorious P.A.T. — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 00:18:56 +0000

Today’s topic: “Some people break dinner rolls in half, while others cut them”

By: John Protevi

John Protevi — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:54:05 +0000

Brad, you tease, you! I’m cooking up a big plate of spaghetti, doing my wind sprints, and clicking refresh every ten minutes. Coach Dave rules.

By: His Grace

His Grace — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:47:06 +0000

Please let there be some form of metaphore that speaks to Coach Dave but leaves the rest of us a’scratching our heads doing our best not to shout “WtF?”

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:19:50 +0000

Hell, dood, they can’t even get human – god interaction right…

mikey

By: J. A. Baker

J. A. Baker — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:17:39 +0000

SPOILER ALERT (and in case the blink tag doesn't work in comments the way it does on preview) SPOILER ALERT Apparently the pasta-pusher is doing the usual "poor persecuted Christians" whine that fundies are so well-known for - all over something that happened at an anti-abortion protest sponsored by the terroist group Operation Save America (nee Operation Rescue). It was a hard read, not just because of the radioactive level of wingnuttery, but also because of the piss-poor site design. Have any of these ~~"Christian"~~ Pharisee Worldview Network jackoffs ever taken even the most basic course in usability or Human-Computer Interaction?

By: themann1086

themann1086 — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:15:02 +0000

YES! Thank you Sadly, No! You make my day full of dread for the future of humanity complete.

By: Roger

Roger — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:13:42 +0000

SO I went to renewamurica.us and clicked to hear Terri laugh.

That is one crazy video…

By: Mark S.

Mark S. — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:56:00 +0000

Remember, the only way to fully appreciate a Coach Dave column is to pretend he’s yelling it at you while you’re doing push-ups.