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1. Mark S. said,

   July 27, 2006 at 23:56

   Remember, the only way to fully appreciate a Coach Dave column is to pretend he’s yelling it at you while you’re doing push-ups.

2. Roger said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:13

   SO I went to renewamurica.us and clicked to hear Terri laugh.

   That is one crazy video…

3. themann1086 said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:15

   YES! Thank you Sadly, No! You make my day full of dread for the future of humanity complete.

4. J. A. Baker said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:17

   SPOILER ALERT
   (and in case the blink tag doesn’t work in comments the way it does on preview)
   SPOILER ALERT
   Apparently the pasta-pusher is doing the usual “poor persecuted Christians” whine that fundies are so well-known for – all over something that happened at an anti-abortion protest sponsored by the terroist group Operation Save America (nee Operation Rescue).

   It was a hard read, not just because of the radioactive level of wingnuttery, but also because of the piss-poor site design. Have any of these “Christian” Pharisee Worldview Network jackoffs ever taken even the most basic course in usability or Human-Computer Interaction?

5. mikey said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:19

   Hell, dood, they can’t even get human – god interaction right…

   mikey

6. His Grace said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:47

   Please let there be some form of metaphore that speaks to Coach Dave but leaves the rest of us a’scratching our heads doing our best not to shout “WtF?”

7. John Protevi said,

   July 28, 2006 at 0:54

   Brad, you tease, you! I’m cooking up a big plate of spaghetti, doing my wind sprints, and clicking refresh every ten minutes. Coach Dave rules.

8. Notorious P.A.T. said,

   July 28, 2006 at 2:18

   Today’s topic: “Some people break dinner rolls in half, while others cut them”

9. TC said,

   July 28, 2006 at 2:29

   It’ll never be as good as the first time.

10. Chris Moorehead said,

    July 28, 2006 at 3:11

    You know you’re going to hell, right, Brad?

    Uh, oh… Kaye Grogan use of commas.

11. Roman Totale said,

    July 28, 2006 at 3:27

    I think that teh Fire Joe Morgan blog should do a review of a Coach Dave column. Now that would be a damn fine sight…

12. Some Guy said,

    July 28, 2006 at 4:12

    I look foreward to shotting the stallion and riding the nag.. Maybe.. saddling the goat and ….. laddling the… beef stew. Ummm… Painting the frog with the broad side of a barn?

13. mdhatter said,

    July 28, 2006 at 4:52

    I am thoroughly in favor of cutting dinner rolls in half.

    I don’t imagine Coach Dave yelling at me, but I usually picture Brad R. in gym shorts. which is a neat trick for a total stranger.

14. Henry Holland said,

    July 28, 2006 at 4:56

    Prick tease.

15. Dr. Squid said,

    July 28, 2006 at 5:35

    Actually, that’s, a Marie Jon’ use of, commas.

16. GoatBoy said,

    July 28, 2006 at 5:55

    Round ’bout midnight on the east coast, fellas…

17. flawedplan said,

    July 28, 2006 at 6:48

    I’m not good at figuring out time, how much longer in Texas? Answer in linguini, thanks.

18. TC said,

    July 28, 2006 at 7:31

    Of course, you all will have to answer to The Noodly One for your callous treatment of a Priest of The Pasta.

    Pirate talk won’t do it for penance, this time, buckos. You’ll have to don the garb, shoulder parrot and all.

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