Comments on: Shorter Mark Steyn

By: Sadly, No! » Penis Envy

Sadly, No! » Penis Envy — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 19:42:42 +0000

[...] Courtesy of NobodySpecial in comments, I’m treated to Mark Steyn’s latest bit of fascist tosspottery. It’s stunning; in the same vein as his last offering, but the general thesis is expanded. Last time he urged our government to act more like the Iranians’. Now he’s urging our society and culture to be more like that of militant Islam. [...]

By: Marq

Marq — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:33:24 +0000

A cunning plan!

By: Blackadder

Blackadder — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 20:53:54 +0000

Mark Steyn: For your information, gentlemen, I intend to bring down your Queen and country. The Master of Disguise will become the Master of the World. HA- HA-HA (continues laughing). Edmund: Ah, yes, one thing Mark, just before you go. Mark Steyn: What? Edmund: Were you ever bullied at school? Mark Steyn: What do you mean? Edmund: Well, all this ramping and raving about power, there must be some reason for it. Mark Steyn: Nonsense, no...er..at my school, having dirty hair and spots was a sign of maturity. Edmund: I thought so and I bet you mother made you wear short right up to your final years. Mark Steyn: Shut up! Shut up! When I am King of England, no one will ever dare call me 'shorty, greasy, spot-spot' again! Edmund: Touched a nerve there. I think.

By: Andrew A. Gill, SLS

Andrew A. Gill, SLS — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:38:32 +0000

So next time some fascistic police force shoots kids who throw rocks, can we all call it “Israelism”?

Well, if the kids are part of a nationalist movement. But I’d prefer if you called it Israeliism.

Though I suspect it wouldn’t catch on, what with its predecessor Boston Massacreism.

By: Vito

Vito — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 16:01:49 +0000

“Fuck it, nuke the whole fucking region. Nuke the whole fucking world. Bring on the Rapture.”

PREACH IT BROTHER!!

I look forward to our radioactive cockroach Uberlords…

By: Ken Houghton

Ken Houghton — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:56:17 +0000

Drats; Steyn didn’t actually say “fuck diplomacy” in the column.

Yeah, the Palestinians don’t have any legitimate urges toward nationalism; that’s why so many of them still carry the keys to the homes from which their families were evicted ca. 1948.

And be careful: If you Give a Muslim a Key… (children’s book pending)

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:51:31 +0000

XeroMan, why should we nuke them? I say we start a moon-landing level project to make the US completely energy independent. Then we pull our embassies out and walk away. Let them nuke each other if they want to.

And if any of the global corporations choose to stay and do business, they do so at their own risk.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 13:47:17 +0000

for a canadian, steyn sounds an awful lot like one of the dudes in the texas chainsaw massacre, although those people at least were honest-to-life freakshows. this guy is just a pathetic wannabe.

By: XeroMan

XeroMan — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:41:02 +0000

For me the rage is too near to get into this. Screaming on a lefty blog about right wing gutter-fucked morality is counter-productive. This issue is so complex it gives me some insight into the ravings of Adam Yoshido… when your mind is not big enough to grasp the whole issue, fuck it.
Fuck it, nuke the whole fucking region. Nuke the whole fucking world. Bring on the Rapture.