Comments on: Swank Turns Over a New Leaf

By: Sexy Sadie

Sexy Sadie — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:42:34 +0000

I love the manipulated photo.

By: random_guy

random_guy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:03:13 +0000

Actually, I’m waiting for EuroLandWorld.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:36:23 +0000

I hadn’t actually read the bit prior to my comment in regards to the unfortunate deaths (I found out while perusing the front page and stopped in to comment without reading the other comments, which I could tell by quick scan had developed into a Middle East-centered monkey shit-fight).
Still, I appreciate your point. Your indignation was indeed rightous, even if my preferred approach is less… indignant. Differant strokes, after all.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:29:04 +0000

Visit scenic Land World!

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:26:33 +0000

(Like I said in the other thread, this isn’t the first time we’ve been subject to MdM’s (misplaced) vitriol. It’s just that this time I wasn’t in the mood to shrug it off. Maybe I should have, considering the reputation that disinclination is likely to earn me around these parts. (And on the super frank tip: I was more than a little disappointed that “there there, dear” was the only response I saw before I jumped into the mess. (AAAAND I’m not even a Jew, neither by birth nor practice.)))

By: Patkin

Patkin — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:25:42 +0000

Satanâ€™s parsley

This reminds me of a joke I once heard. A wildlife documentary was covering the tiger shark, and for the dramatic stinger before the actual documentary took place, described the tiger shark as “The earth’s tiger.” Not the ocean’s, the earth’s.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:16:47 +0000

I imagine you’re quite right; she never was much for the Italian food any way (pronounced “Eye-talian”, of course).

If it wasnâ€™t in there to begin with, it wouldnâ€™t have been able to come out.
We all have some level of ugly within us, I’ve found– I ascribe it to Original Sin as per my belief system, but it is clear that there are some issues there that should be addressed in due course (see my response to you above– and I reinterate that I think we mostly agree).

By: The Kikes and Hebes

The Kikes and Hebes — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:14:26 +0000

What’s all this mishegas?

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 00:04:09 +0000

I’m about to go all “STOP LAUGHING” myself, seeing just about everybody in that thread up there make excuses for what was in MdM’s head (and came out through the fingers).

If it wasn’t in there to begin with, it wouldn’t have been able to come out.

Oh, and your granny was thinking of Rod Parsley. I’m sure of it.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 23:58:20 +0000

Nothing needs cilantro. Satanâ€™s parsley

I thought parsley was Satan’s Parsley… evidentally my grandmother was a damned liar.

Yay, back to some stage of normality (save for FReeperland Junior thread up yonder).

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:29:31 +0000

Nothing needs cilantro. Satan’s parsley.

By: matt

matt — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 21:16:37 +0000

You’re absolutely right. A good marinara sauce does need cilantro. But it also needs oregano.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:07:31 +0000

Yesterday.

Unhinged up in this piece yo.

By: blurp

blurp — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:05:25 +0000

Wow. When did this place turn into LGF?

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:38:48 +0000

That said, itâ€™s hard to see mal de merâ€™s rage as anything other than normal.

Absolutely. After all, what could be more normal than blaming former compatriot smartasses snarking on a website? I guess pinning it on all the kikes and hebes might count as more normal.

Normal.

By: ned fucking flanders

ned fucking flanders — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 18:34:27 +0000

Yeah, I’m with Gratis. I’m not doing anything to anybody in the Middle East.

That said, it’s hard to see mal de mer’s rage as anything other than normal. I’m truly sorry for your loss, mal. But I didn’t do it.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:39:58 +0000

Wow, he really does look like Charles Nelson Reilly! And, as a general comment sparked by Swank’s statement, among, ahem, other things, “those whom we consider friends of rationality are not acting reasonably, including our own Bush administration”: What do you mean “we,” Kemosabe?

By: thedarkbackward

thedarkbackward — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 16:59:42 +0000

RE: Mal de mer

Shit. That blows the Charles Nelson Reilly joke I had all queued up.

By: Gratis

Gratis — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 15:32:25 +0000

I believe that if we all deeply examined our hearts, we Americans would find that we are all â€œsomewhatâ€?/â€?veryâ€?/â€?totallyâ€? culpable here.

Please speak for yourself. I refuse to accept any responsibility for the atrocities my government commits on the world.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:57:31 +0000

It absolutely wasn’t the government and the military of the nation of Israel that crossed the line.

It was all them kikes and hebes don’tchaknow. ‘Specially the New York ones. And Americans in general, natch.

Fuck this noise.