YAY! Tintin! Tintin! Tintin!

Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?

You’re a JEW?!?!?!?

YOU’RE JUSES!??!?!?!?!?!

I thought you were a faggy Frenchman!

Sooooo, Tintin’s Belgian, gay, AND a self-hating Jew?

No wonder he’s a demonological secularist.

Okay, that was stupid.

But he stands by what he said.

Donald Douglas is the Jew of Liberal Demonology.

Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?

No. That would assume some measurable level of self awareness and judgment.

I am not antisemitic. I am, however, very anti-Jonah Goldberg.

And that is central to my point.

Mall Ninjas Attack!

Loadpants man! Loadpants man!
Writes as well as a slime mold can.
Is he slow? I tell ya boy
He makes Trig look like Tolstoy.
Hey hey! Rock stupid Loadpants man.

Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?

‽ That doesn’t sound French at all!

Surely you mean LeKaufmann or L’Hommettes de Kauf

See, it’s OK for Jonah to use a caricature of Hitler on the front of his book because he’s half Jewish and it’s like black folks can call each other “nigger” even tho Jonah was referring to people not like him as Nazis.

Too much trouble to read the Tintin anti-Semite post so I have to ask. Does DD assume Johan Scheissberg is Jewish? Mang, he’s the bottomless well of stupid.

Christ. I take a break and the whole fucking place is slanted. It’s like a metaphor for the French treatment of the Roma.

But a new thread is like an eagle rising from the teeshirt of fail.

Oh, and may I add…MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Looking forward to the update: so Jonah is truly really not Jewish but I stand by what I said.

But a new thread is like an eagle rising from crapping on the teeshirt of fail.

FIXED!

Wouldn’t that actually only make you half an anti-Semite?

I mean, technically typing …

I just threw a little chum in the water:
http://twitter.com/tintin_sadlyno/status/24784140229

Also F*** you! And phphtphtpht too. Take THAT dose of moral clarity lefty perves!

But a new thread is like an eagle rising from crapping on the teeshirt of fail.

Holy crap … it is leaving ‘im a little present, ain’t it?

Bless it’s raptorian heart …

Again I am being abused by a cialis-fueled perv. Will it never end?

I just threw a little chum in the water:
http://twitter.com/tintin_sadlyno/status/24784140229

Pass the popcorm.

And that’d be an “its” — not an “it’s” — BTW.

Stoopid Eenglush.

The O’Connell no-no?

Briliant. Just … brilliant.

**bows toward Tintin … but only whilst facing him and with mouth closed**

I just threw a little chum in the water:

We’re a bad influence on Tintin.

Can you get tenure at a community college?

Does the community college president know that one of their lecturers is a moron?

He won’t show up. He might post something else, but he won’t allow comments.

Conservative dudes like to post hotties and link around to friends.

Uh, he has a photo of a shirtless Billy Idol on his front page.

Also, he must be reading the threads- he now has “unmatched” correctly spelled in his profile.

His “comebacks” on Twitter don’t even make any fucking sense.

I’m an anti-Dentite and I don’t care who knows it!

He won’t show up. He might post something else, but he won’t allow comments.

I posted something to his idiotic music video thread. He moderates comments, but he’ll have to read it.

Can you get tenure at a community college?

Yeah, but all you have to do, basically, is show up for five years straight vaguely sober.

And that’d be an “its” — not an “it’s” — BTW.

Show us your its!!!
Or is that…
Show us you’re it’s!!!
I need to know, I have all these beads to give away.

Does the community college president know that one of their lecturers is a moron?

And posts sexually explicit photos?

His “comebacks” on Twitter don’t even make any fucking sense.

You thought maybe twitter would somehow be different than everything else he says?

My pelvis is gonna look sooooo secular when I finish vajazzaling this demon.

Does Donalde have any idea how ugly his Twitter page is?

My pelvis is gonna look sooooo secular sexular cum when I finish vajazzaling this demon.

FIXED!

Damn, that looked so much better in preview. FYWP!

Wait – defending a mosque is anti-semitic? Calling out someone for their intolerance based on their (semitic no less) ethnic heritage is anti-semitic?

Wait. Jonah Goldberg is jewish?!

Confession Time: I am deeply ashamed to have missed SASQUATCH ISRAEL. Such are the wages of being too lazy to surf the intenettertrons.

He’s got a build that fairly screams “mall security, motherfuckers!”

Uh, I read his “tweets”, looking for lulz, and found a link- someone needs to get Chief Editor Korir on the phone.

I am deeply ashamed to have missed SASQUATCH ISRAEL.

No problem. You’re mom was a star.

someone needs to get Chief Editor Korir on the phone.

That was according to Carla Bruni in an interview somewhere. I figure it was a translation error.

Asst. Prof. Douglas links to this post of mine about Jonah to prove that I’m an anti-Semite. Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?

Douglas has already proven that he’s immune to feeling foolish. He is metafoolish; He is such an utter buffoon he is incapable of realizing that he is a complete and utter fool.

Can you get tenure at a community college?

Yeah, but all you have to do, basically, is show up for five years straight vaguely sober.

Rats!

That was according to Carla Bruni in an interview somewhere. I figure it was a translation error.

Why do you hate America?

Rats!

You can call your students “cunts,” though, at least at the community college where my mom worked.

Yeah, but all you have to do, basically, is show up for five years straight vaguely sober.

Rats!

Do you have any idea what an assistant professor of history at a community college gets paid?

You’d make more returning deposit bottles and giving a pint of blood every month, and you’d have more time for surfing.

Sasquatch forgives DKW.

Why do you hate America?

*shrug*

For shits and giggles?

my last name is Kaufmann

The wheels are turning now. YOUR OTHER TWO NAMES ARE SKOTT AND ERIK.

Sasquatch forgives DKW

Was that you who had 346? I wondered why there was so much fur on the sheets.

Does his community college have some sort of message board, Facebook page, something, that a hard-hitting journalistic report on all this brouhaha and folderol can be posted. I think the poor innocent students have a right to know!

Demonic-gay-Belgian-with-possibly-Jewish-name-porno-prick.
Quite an award.

You can call your students “cunts,” though, at least at the community college where my mom worked.

Bubeleh, that was the student’s name.

BTW, every time I see “Sasquatch,” I think of this guy, which makes it even funnier. To me, anyway.

I think the poor innocent students have a right to know!

Even better, they might show up here to relate some hilarious stories about this d00d.

Joe Max,

It would be very wrong to try and interfere with his job.

Very very wrong. Shame on you for even thinking about it!

Even better, they might show up here to relate some hilarious stories about this d00d.

Somebody linked to his Rate My Professor profile and it was pretty sweet.

You can call your students “cunts,” though, at least at the community college where my mom worked.

How about “twunts”?

Two words for the Professor:

SELF-IMMOLATION

(In public, too)

Schweeet!

Bubeleh, that was the student’s name.

First name Rusty?

I would be willing to chip into a fund to provide Sadly, No! t-shirts for every one of this clown’s students to wear to the last day of classes.

“Demonic-gay-Belgian-with-possibly-Jewish-name-porno-prick.”

It’s called multi-tasking.

LC, you are BAD.

I would be willing to chip into a fund to provide Sadly, No! t-shirts for every one of this clown’s students to wear to the last day of classes.

I could see this guy vindictively lowering a student’s grade for such shenanigans.

I would be willing to chip into a fund to provide Sadly, No! t-shirts for every one of this clown’s students to wear to the last day of classes.

I was going to propose that we pay for someone in the area to go to the class and sit in back with some sort of Sasquatch-themed item every class period.

But that may qualify as, like, harassment or something.

DD thinks the tailpipe picture is really on SN to get people their thrill. Thus he also thinks that Sasquatch is real and was insulted by someone who was comparing it to Israel except that they weren’t and the porn picture is not for titillation.
But he stands by his decision to be a founder Failbot.

LBCC is also on Facebook.

Was that you who had 346?

Not sure what this means. There were 345 before me? In one day?

Not sure what this means. There were 345 before me? In one day?

If we’re talking about DKW’s mom, then, yeah! I can’t believe you even have to ask that question!

There were 345 before me? In one day?

That hour. Sorry, I should have been clearer.

I was going to propose that we pay for someone in the area to go to the class and sit in back with some sort of Sasquatch-themed item every class period.

I don’t often miss California, but damn, I’d love to show up in a Sasquatch costume…

If we’re talking about DKW’s mom, then, yeah! I can’t believe you even have to ask that question!

Dude, he’s a Sasquatch. Maybe not the brightest leaf on the evolutionary tree, is what I’m saying.

I could see this guy vindictively lowering a student’s grade for such shenanigans.

I know. I’m SURE he would. I tried to think of a better approach that would protect the students, but failed. Convocation, maybe? They could wear them under the gown and each flash the shirt crossing the stage.

I don’t often miss California, but damn, I’d love to show up in a Sasquatch costume…

I think it’d be funnier just to walk by during class or peek in the window.

I’m just glad that SN! is finally getting the “eliminationist anti-Semitism” recognition it so richly deserves. Mazel tov!

Er, wait …

my last name is Kaufmann

Donalde has already been over to LGM accusing SEK of causing TinTin’s posts, so that news will go over real well.

Can you get tenure at a community college?

Yeah, but all you have to do, basically, is show up for five years straight vaguely sober.

I refuse to believe Donalde goes more than twelve hours at a time sober. I’m still astounded that you can be a tenured professor of political science while 1) making students look at your blog’s jailbate softcore porn, and 2) not understanding what “nihilism” means.

I tried to think of a better approach that would protect the students, but failed.

Um, how about just getting in touch with interested cunts students who might take an interest in his outrageous views who are not students, like say the campus chapter of NOW?

LBCC is also on Facebook.

Someone should post links to his hilarious self-pwnage.

I can’t believe you even have to ask that question!

I haven’t been around much lately so wasn’t sure what the current numbers were.

Sometimes being a non-existent, non-existent-metaphor wears on ya too.

I think it’d be funnier just to walk by during class or peek in the window.

Well, see, that’s what I was thinking. Just walk by his classroom in a costume, or walk up to the window, and peek in, and linger a few moments.

The button would be to have a student stand up and say something like “Holy shit! Sasquatch IS REAL!”

It would be very wrong to try and interfere with his job.

Cthulhu knows Donalde would never do something like that.

That hour. Sorry, I should have been clearer.

Okay now you’re just being silly. When you make fun of someone’s mom for being a slutty whore that sleeps around a lot, you gotta make it realistic. That way no one knows if you’re just talking trash or describing an actual event that involved actor’s mom wearing a size 54 japanese schoolgirl outfit. (It fit really tight. The schoolgirl costume that is, actor’s mom wouldn’t feel tight to John Holmes.)

Maybe not the brightest leaf on the evolutionary tree, is what I’m saying.
Awww c’mon.

Also, I have friends in Canada.
Just sayin.

The button would be to have a student stand up and say something like “Holy shit! Sasquatch IS REAL!”

It’d have to be a student who was auditing the class. He’d fail ’em in a second otherwise…

Um, how about just getting in touch with interested cunts students who might take an interest in his outrageous views who are not students, like say the campus chapter of NOW?

I think the professor who called his students cunts is a different guy (somebody T&U’s mom worked with?). This guy Don…we don’t really have anything actionable against him. He’s a moron, but I’m sure his CV makes that clear to his Dean already. He’s a prick, but that’s not a firing offense at any university I’ve ever heard of.

He probably used university resources to post SASQUATCH ISRAEL. Maybe we can get him for that.

Cthulhu knows Donalde would never do something like that.

Oooooh, that post is a thing of beauty.

So, how soon before he scrubs this entire week’s worth of posts? Has anyone made any screencaps?

I’m a little upset he corrected “umatched”.

Also, I have friends in Canada.

You know I didn’t mean anything by it. Some of my best friends are Wendigos.

Anyone who criticizes Jonah Goldberg is an anti-Semite.

For the record, criticizing Charles Krauthammer is also an anti-Semitic act. In fact, just calling someone a neo-conservative–if done derisively, anyway–is enough to be labelled a jeeeeew-hater by Dr. Douglas, as our friend TBogg may recall…

American Power: Anti-Semitism and the Left

I mean, you know what “neocon” is code for, don’t ya? Of course you do… We all do… Just ask Professor Douglas… He’ll tell ya…

In semi-related news (different bigotry, same sweeping gen thinkin’) Dr D. says he’s half black. And according to him, that means he CAN’T be a racist, but we libs can, and of course, according to him, most of us are… Just sayin’

Jew sis walks the earth.

Sasquatch Israel!!

Gob les jew.

That is all.

size 54 japanese schoolgirl outfit

OHHHHHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The button would be to have a student stand up and say something like “Holy shit! Sasquatch IS REAL!”

See, I’m kind of enjoying the sort of surreal nature of a guy wandering by in a Sasquatch costume without bringing any attention to it.

When you make fun of someone’s mom for being a slutty whore that sleeps around a lot, you gotta make it realistic.

5 at a time x 60 minutes = 300, so not out of the realm of realistic.

Donalde has already been over to LGM accusing SEK of causing TinTin’s posts, so that news will go over real well.

I say get Dr. Jack Cashill on the case.

Has anyone ever seen Donald Douglas and ‘Beverly Hillbillies’ actress/bornagainbadgospelsinger Donna Douglas in the same room at the same time?

Just looked up the Prof. on Rate My Professor. A fair number of comments on his unfunny jokes and right-wing agitprop, but I think this was my favorite one:

The dude is from pure loserville, he sounds like a lib, claims to be a republican, puts way too much personal anger in the class, he hates it if you disagree, will make your life miserable if you do. One of the worst professors I ever saw.

I love the Internet.

5 at a time x 60 minutes = 300, so not out of the realm of realistic.

So that’s what happened to those Spartans!

See, I’m kind of enjoying the sort of surreal nature of a guy wandering by in a Sasquatch costume without bringing any attention to it.

We could just randomly post links to Bigfoot videos to his blog, like the Patterson tape and so on.

Yeah, but all you have to do, basically, is show up for five years straight vaguely sober.

Well, you also have to not get caught taking bribes or shagging the students for grades, but yeah.

I think the professor who called his students cunts is a different guy

Ok, but I’d bet that any tenured professor who posts sexually implicit photos on the blog he makes his students read weekly is probably got the word in his mind from time to time.

L.C.,
It hurts just the same. Snif.

It was an empty threat anyway as we have all renounced violence as a means to achieve our goals.

Also, I just noticed that LGM had a post about the original Sasquatch Isreal, Dimwitted Donnie showed up to post a comment then bravely run away, and once again, none of his readers showed up to support him. And LGM’s commenters don’t have the rep for Secular Demonism that SN’s do. So it’s not a matter of them being scared off by snarky scary libruls.

Donald just has no readers.

Maybe not the brightest leaf on the evolutionary tree, is what I’m saying.
Awww c’mon.

Also, I have friends in Canada.

Not really helping your case here…

Oh yeah, pick on the hirsutely advantaged. Anti- folliclists!!

Donald just has no readers.

Help me! I’m starting to feel……sorry….for him!

Actor, don’t try and make Donalde leave LGM. He really is a very entertaining troll.

Dude is *obsessed* with demons.

Actor, don’t try and make Donalde leave LGM.

Oh, I just figured he’d be stupid enough to bite. He’s already been here once today.

You know, I have the feeling that the students of LBCC already know what a derpclown this guy is. He doesn’t strike me as the shy type.

It’s too bad – I had a (genuine) conservative poli-sci professor, but he was more in the William F. Buckley Jr. style, something that’s gone completely out of fashion in today’s whhhargarbl right-wing. I was his liberal foil in the class. I actually learned a lot from the man, how to sharpen my arguments, debate intelligently, and to analyze and understand my own positions. He went on to publish a scholarly tome analyzing the insanity of the “satanic panic” of the 1980s.

He gave me an A-.

I also had a Marxist professor of history. He even sported a cute Lenin beard. I argued with him too.

From Smut’s blog:

‘Penelope’ does not actually rhyme with ‘antelope’.

Sure it does! Pee-ne-lope!

It’s fun watching somebody ruin their lives in public. But then I like watching live car chases on TV too.

I also had a Marxist professor of history. He even sported a cute Lenin beard. I argued with him too.

Same dude taught macroeconomics at my school.

He’s already been here once today.

I missed it. Where?

Correction. Despite the fact that Lucianne is episopalian and Jonah was married by a civil officer in a church, if he self-identifies as jewish then I’ll abide by that.

Clarification. While I retract my questioning of Jonah’s jewishness, he is still a smug stupid shitbag and saying so isn’t anti-semitism.

Donald just has no readers.

When he leaves comments open, nobody ever bothers to say anything. He’s apparently doing his personal St. Vitus’s dance before an audience of about 3 people, at least until we start in on him, and then it’s not the audience he wants but a bunch of nihilistic and anti-Semitic demons.

Mala,

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/33267.html#comment-1120812

That’s the 18,000-35,000 year old demongrahic?

When he leaves comments open, nobody ever bothers to say anything.

He moderates comments, Tintin. Even when they’re open, they’re not. Still, he has to read each and every one of them. Post anonymously. He can delete based on the name on the comment, but if you post anonymously, he’ll likely read it.

Thanks Actor. Pretty rude of him not to follow Local Internet Traditions here and spell out “fuck.” I guess spelling out fuck makes Baby Juses cry.

Ok, kids, help me out here. I read an entertaining comment the other week about a mime getting his face beaten by some big guy in a suit. Was it here or Alicublog, or someplace else? anyone remember?

OOOOOOOOO. Wookie. Boom chicka wow wow.

I guess spelling out fuck makes Baby Juses cry.

Yea. Posting nipple shots of Tara Reid? Not embarrassing. Posting the word fuck? Embarrassing.

I also had a Marxist professor of history. He even sported a cute Lenin beard. I argued with him too.

Same dude taught macroeconomics at my school.

You’re not the first person to say something like that! I think the guy gets around, at least he did back in the 1970s.

OOOOOOOOO. Wookie. Boom chicka wow wow.
My bookie (he’s a rookie) says “lookie here, aint nuthin’ hotter’n playing hooky for hot wookie nookie. with cookies.”

a mime getting his face beaten by some big guy in a suit
What kinda suit?

Sir, I am not that sort of primate. Sir Unless there are caramel pies involved

Tinttin’s not doing the O’Connell? Is that like the Christine O’Donnell? It seemed like an onanism reference on his Twitter.

I just perused the LBCC newspaper and clicked through a couple of articles from the “most recently commented” category. One comment on an article about a professor that resigned made me giggle. I though some shenanigans were a foot, but the time stamp is from before the link upthread.

“Too bad is wasn’t my creepy Poli Sci prof, Donald Douglas. After stumbling upon his blog (americanpowerblog.blogspot.com) that overtly objectifies women, I now know why he specifically calls on the same girls in class…he’s a perv!”

Tinttin’s not doing the O’Connell? Is that like the Christine O’Donnell?

Donalde posted a nipple shot this morning, teasing Rachel Maddow to masturbate to it, like she “masturbates” (new rightwing trope) to O’Donnell’s photo.

Dude is *obsessed* with demons.

He loves Pazuzes just as much as Juses.

What kinda suit?
The comment said it was a business suit, and the guy doing the beating looked like a very well dressed mafioso thug. Ring any bells?

Ok, but I’d bet that any tenured professor who posts sexually implicit photos on the blog he makes his students read weekly is probably got the word in his mind from time to time.

Also says a lot about the standards at LBCC, since that is the sort of thing that can get even tenured full professors in trouble.

Dude is *obsessed* with demons.

That’s because they keep talking to him all the time.

Donalde posted a nipple shot this morning, teasing Rachel Maddow to masturbate to it, like she “masturbates” (new rightwing trope) to O’Donnell’s photo.

I think the next D.D. photoshop should feature a copy of Barely Legal magazine in his hairy (Veiled Sasquatch Refernce?) mitts.

Also says a lot about the standards at LBCC, since that is the sort of thing that can get even tenured full professors in trouble.

As I said the other day, I would be PISSED if I had to pay for one of his classes.

No bells.

There was one somewhere about hoping that the French burqa ban could somehow be applied to mimes though.

I think the next D.D. photoshop should feature a copy of Barely Legal magazine in his hairy (Veiled Sasquatch Refernce?) mitts.

That would certainly be a lot more righter than this photo

This was the second hit when I googled “Long Beach Community College Political Science Donald Douglas.”

As I said the other day, I would be PISSED if I had to pay for one of his classes.

Can’t remember if I said it here or over at LGM, but his students should demand a refund.

Caramel Pies!!!
That’s sick sick sick sick.

Also says a lot about the standards at LBCC, since that is the sort of thing that can get even tenured full professors in trouble.

It’s also the kind of thing that gets schools hit with lawsuits.

I reckon they think maybe they can hold out ’til he retires, so the school president won’t have to go through the stress of Donnie’s previous shriek-fests when they asked him to tone it down…

This was the second hit when I googled “Long Beach Community College Political Science Donald Douglas.”

That’s some high octane insanity there.

@Oblio’s Cap: It was a typo on my twitter — it was supposed to be the O’Donell no-no. I fixed it on twitter to the extent that you can, but count on DD to hold this typo up as final proof of my demonic stupidity.

This was the second hit when I googled “Long Beach Community College Political Science Donald Douglas.”

How the fuck does this guy have a job?

It’s also the kind of thing that gets schools hit with lawsuits.

Which is why it even gets tenured full professors in trouble. The reality is that with tenure, pretty much nothing short of the threat of a lawsuit, embezzlement from the school, or academic misconduct so egregious as to threaten all federal funding to the school can get you fired.

The reality is that with tenure, pretty much nothing short of the threat of a lawsuit, embezzlement from the school, or academic misconduct so egregious as to threaten all federal funding to the school can get you fired.

Title IX, anyone?

How the fuck does this guy have a job?

See mine @ 22:03.

Help me! I’m starting to feel……sorry….for him!

Go read some of the crap there. That will fix that.

Title IX, anyone?

Yep. Which is why my comment on the LBCC standards. Even here in the libertarian wonderland of western Montana, le Donalde’s website (given that he makes the students read it) would minimally get him a lengthy and very uncomfortable visit with the Dean.

Go read some of the crap there. That will fix that.

I don’t feel *that* bad for him. Plus, I like my brain cells!

How the fuck does this guy have a job?

I suspect he blows his chair whenever said chair fields a complaint. It would be irresponsible not to speculate PhotoShop.

I’ll bet this guy’s colleagues HATE HIM. He’s probably called someone a demon for taking the last packet of Splenda out of the coffee room.

This was the second hit when I googled “Long Beach Community College Political Science Donald Douglas.”

Did you see the comments? And the list of links to the post? Every link was Dr. Professor Don-Don “responding”.

Alas, I must away. Got a gig in Fresno. Thanks to you all for the hilarity.

I’ll bet this guy’s colleagues HATE HIM.

He once had a post about how the nihilist feminists are the real haters, because nobody will eat lunch with him in the faculty lunchroom. My google-fu is sadly too weak to find it.

It would be very wrong to try and interfere with his job.

Cthulhu knows Donalde would never do something like that.

See, now, I think it’s still wrong. I guess I lack moral clarity.

Dude is *obsessed* with demons.

Also the masturbation of others, apparently. Especially that of homosexuals. If someone were to mention masturbating gay demons he might explode. OOPS.

I’ve already prepared the shit moat to help protect my home against the preadations of Sasquatch Israel.

nobody will eat lunch with him in the faculty lunchroom

And he eats there, because if he ate in the cafeteria, the students would throw food at him.

From the LGM comment section

Americaneocon says:
September 16, 2010 at 11:20 pm
“Because the latter requires a verb, you know.”

Well, actually, you don’t, since you don’t know jack about writing (and thus compensate with hatred) … something I’ve pointed out many times, SEK failmaster.

SEK says:
September 17, 2010 at 9:35 am
Well, actually, you don’t, since you don’t know jack about writing

I don’t what, exactly? I wrote:

Because the latter requires a verb, you know.

You responded:

Well, actually, you don’t, since you don’t know jack about writing

I’m not sure what I don’t here. Please, as a master-of-the-written-word-who-nevertheless-resorts-to-fifth-grade-neologisms-when-challenged-on-points-of-fact, I think I have much to learn from you … except, as you would say: Not! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

SeanH says:
September 17, 2010 at 10:37 am
I think he’s saying that you don’t know (that a sentence requires a verb).
Assuming that Donalde holds to a roughly JTB definition of truth, and since a) you obviously believe that a sentence requires a verb, and b) it is true that a sentence requires a verb, Donalde must be challenging your justification for believing that a sentence requires a verb. This doesn’t seem to me to be a particularly fruitful line of argument, but then, I lack the sophistication and flair to write sentences like “I also abhor irrationalism in argumentation” about myself. Who knew that the denial that the world can be comprehended by conceptual thought was such a pressing issue?
The alternative, I suppose, is that Donalde is denying that you require a verb, since you knew jack about writing. If you knew jack about writing, you would of course require verbs.

gocart mozart says:
September 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm
I think he means that you have never written a letter to a guy named Jack.

He’s probably called someone a demon for taking the last packet of Splenda out of the coffee room.

You really think he uses Splenda? I’m figuring him for the kind who puts a quart of sugar in his coffee.

Or a drop of coffee in his sugar.

I think he means that you have never written a letter to a guy named Jack.

I snorted and had to cover it up by coughing.

So Crazy Donny is teaching us English now?

Rich.

Alas, I must away. Got a gig in Fresno. Thanks to you all for the hilarity.

Hey, can you show us your tits first?

You really think he uses Splenda?

He can’t use aspartame ’cause that’s what the Illuminati Mind Control wants him to do.

You really think he uses Splenda? I’m figuring him for the kind who puts a quart of sugar in his coffee.

That or high fructose corn syrup, along with half a pound of cheap nondairy creamer.

That or high fructose corn syrup, along with half a pound of cheap nondairy creamer.

Totally see him mainlining Cremora.

I snorted and had to cover it up by coughing.

People at work think I’m dying of consumption some days.

since you don’t know jack about writing (and thus compensate with hatred) … SEK failmaster.

Name-calling on the other hand is a sign of love and respect and TOTALLY NOT COMPENSATING.

Just so everyone is caught up, this is what Donalde comented a thread or so back (thanks Actor):

“Linked back to you mofos, ‘Why Commie-Dems Can’t Win on Taxes’.

And once more a hearty F*** You to the lot of you.

Comments are closed at my crib. I can do without the abuse from you freaks. Trash it out here and I’ll check back.

Disgusting. Sure. But ya’ll ‘re good for a laugh. Freakin commie losers.”

He told us.

I, for one, welcome our Long Beach Sasquatchian overlords.

(If, in fact, they are real.)

Hm. Tintin yanked¹ his tweet to Donalde.

I wonder if this means a surrender is being negotiated a la Arnold Alkon?

¹VYR

once again…

“crib”

*snerk*

What a maroon.

¹VYR

Veiled Yoni Reference?

You really think he uses Splenda? I’m figuring him for the kind who puts a quart of sugar in his coffee.

If some liberal once told him that it causes cancer–sure!

Otherwise, I agree he probably goes the HFCS/non-dairy creamer route.

See, I’m kind of enjoying the sort of surreal nature of a guy wandering by in a Sasquatch costume without bringing any attention to it.

Gorilla? What gorilla?

People at work think I’m dying of consumption some days.

I’ve gotten a concerned “Are you okay?!” a couple of times.

Oh, how fucking rich:

Four GOP leaders – each named as potential 2012 presidential candidates — used their addresses at Friday’s opening day of the socially conservative Family Research Council’s Values Voters Summit to weave together economic and social issues, painting fiscal responsibility and smaller government as moral imperatives in line with Christian values.

Christ, they really think American history started January 20, 2009, don’t they?

I’m not Twitterfied. Can someone explain this post to me?

AmPowerBlog: @tintin_sadlyno Tough guy? Says Big Brave Mr. TinTin. (Who?) No thanks on joining Sadly! comments. No need for multiple showers #Dems #Fail

Hm. Tintin yanked¹ his tweet to Donalde

Hmmm, I still see it?

“my crib”? Ooh. kewl. kickin’ it Long Beach CC style.

I’m not Twitterfied. Can someone explain this post to me?

Dude, that’s what I was saying! His tweets make no goddamn sense at ALL.

Can someone explain this post to me?

I think it would translate to “Nyah nyah!”

You really think he uses Splenda?

Not using Splenda makes Donald Rumsfeld cry.

Hmmm, I still see it?

I found it on a search, but the link Tt posted is NG

Otherwise, I agree he probably goes the HFCS/non-dairy creamer route.

His moto is: Mens insanus in corpus insanus.

Linky.

And of course Michelle Bachmann was there too. I feel stupider just thinking about it.

I yanked the tweet that said O’Connell instead of O’Donnell and sent out a new one with the right name.

http://twitter.com/tintin_sadlyno/status/24789265794

“No thanks on joining Sadly! comments. No need for multiple showers ”

I think he thinks we give golden showers here.

I think it would translate to “Nyah nyah!”

It was the “multiple showers” thing. I’m up on Internet traditions, but not Twitter. Is that code for something or is he suggesting a golden corral would happen here?

No thanks on joining Sadly! comments. No need for multiple showers

So … he’s into watersports?

Ick. Not surprising. Just ick.

Christ, they really think American history started January 20, 2009, don’t they?

They are neoCreationists. For them, that is when the world was created.

No thanks on joining Sadly! comments. No need for multiple showers

Buh?

Chickenshit.

http://twitter.com/tintin_sadlyno/status/24789265794

Ah, thanks. Websense blocks Twitter.com, but I can backdoor it using sub-pages.

Funny how dumb my MIS department can–

OT? Another campus, another wingnut: U of Michigan’s openly gay student assembly president, Chris Armstrong, being stalked Phelps-style: by a state ass’t attorney general. Apparently on state time, as the asshole is seen on campus weekdays, harassing Armstrong.

http://www.michigandaily.com/content/cox-criticizes-employee-armstrong-blog-0

“Shirvell … rants on his ‘Chris Armstrong Watch’ blog” slamming Armstrong’s “radical homosexual agenda”

… criticism of Shirvell has been mouthed by slimy AG Mike Cox; no action will be taken, as IOKIYA-fucking-R.

AHEHEM!

“No thanks on joining Sadly! comments. No need for multiple showers ”

Dude, we’re just not that into you.

criticism of Shirvell has been mouthed by slimy AG Mike Cox

His name is Cox. Heh heh. Heh heh.

I think he thinks we give golden showers here.

More wishful thinking on his part. He still ain’t gettin’ no satisfaction.

Tea Party darling Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., argued that economic and social positions espoused by conservatives are derived both from Christian values and constitutional tenets.

“The pursuit of happiness is about individuals having the right to the fruit of their own labors,” she told the crowd. “It’s that simple.”

Looks like Michelle’s a COMM-YEW-NIST, talking about “fruits of one’s labors” there. Last time I looked that’s right out of Marx.

“If someone were to mention masturbating gay demons he might explode.”

What would happen if it were pointed out to him that if Bigfoot exists, the possibility of a masturbating Sasquatch IsReal.

I can backdoor it using sub-pages.

Do Not Want.

AHEHEM!

Child please. I was typing.

I think he thinks we give golden showers here.

Over TCP/IP?

Gawd, he’s a bigger moron than any of us suspected.

I built a really good shit moat, but now I have to go to work and I’m having trouble figuring out how to get across the shit moat without getting my work clothes dirty or, more likely, suffocating in the shit.

Anybody else have this problem?

I can backdoor it using sub-pages.

Do Not Want.

I dunno. Sometimes it’s the only way to keep subs in line.

It’s weird that one of the tags is “Secular Demonology”, because that’s the name of my band (sort of a Bad-Seeds-but-with-Fred-Schneider-instead-of-Nick-Cave kind of thing).

Anyway, I’m going to go with “The fact that your last name is Kaufmann makes it even worse that you are a rabid eliminationist anti-Semite,” (where of course “rabid eliminationist anti-Semite” means “anyone to the left of Meir Kahane”), possibly accompanied by an “I’m a Presbyterian and I’m still a better Jew than you” for that added soupçon of douchebaggery.

Anybody else have this problem?

Dude, you forgot to buy the dinghy?

Ok, there’s a work around. How much duct tape do you have?

In his comments at LGM (as ‘Americaneocon’), Donalde is resorting more and more to the “I meant to do that!” defense. I.e. he was trolling, and by pointing and laughing at his stupidity, people were falling into his trap. Attention = “sucked into his vortex”.
This gives me a sad.

I.e. he was trolling, and by pointing and laughing at his stupidity, people were falling into his trap.

Oh for a pic of Admiral Ackbar.

So the whole “SASQUATCH ISREAL” thing was his clever way of entrapping … us… into doing something… by looking like a major tool.

Well! That’ll learn US.

individuals having the right to the fruit of their own labors

Does this mean that she is willing to raise the minimum wage to $12/hour and to place limits on executive compensation?

I’m OK. Sasquatch Israel was walking by and he carried me across the shit moat on his back. So it’s cool.

Well! That’ll learn US.

I feel so spnaked.

Over TCP/IP?

I am pretty sure that is as close as he ever gets to actual sex.

In his comments at LGM (as ‘Americaneocon’), Donalde is resorting more and more to the “I meant to do that!” defense. I.e. he was trolling, and by pointing and laughing at his stupidity, people were falling into his trap.

See, when I saw the post the first time, I said “Hm, I wonder if he’s just trying to get a rise out of people, and will later admit it was a goof and ha ha”…and then he posted that “So I’m wrong, you’re still fucks” post…

Blew that idea out of the water.

Sasquatch Israel was walking by and he carried me across the shit moat on his back. So it’s cool.

Really? I thought he was starting for the Mudhens tonight?

I am pretty sure that is as close as he ever gets to actual sex.

He does claim to have two children. However, it would be irresponsible not to speculate that they don’t look much like him at all.

Now playing, limited engagement: Sasquatch-o-fascists are the new liberal fascists.

I am pretty sure that is as close as he ever gets to actual sex.

I’m thinking his vacuum cleaner has a hose.

He does claim to have two children.

The parents refused ransom?

I’m thinking his vacuum cleaner has a hose.

We don’t really know who is under that Surber tailpipe shoop, now do we?

Hey, Donny, it really really outrages liberals when you stick a fork into an electric socket.

Makes me mad just to think of it!

We don’t really know who is under that Surber tailpipe shoop, now do we?

Fuck. That would explain why he got so pissed about it. He didn’t get credited.

Hey, Donny, it really really outrages liberals when you stick a fork into an electric socket.

Especially standing in a metal tub of water! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, that makes me so angry!~~

Does this mean that she is willing to raise the minimum wage to $12/hour and to place limits on executive compensation?

Of course not.

Proles are proles, after all. And we must not punish success.

Also, I hadn’t thought of it before, but do you think Jonah’s whole book was just based on the idea that if you have Nazi imagery on the cover it will sell the book for you?

Oh, and Donny?

It pisses me off to think that there are people more manly than I, so here’s what I’m scared to do:

– chopping razor blades in a food processor then blending them into a margarita and chugging

– swimming with piranhas after getting a thousand paper cuts.

– hanging myself

do you think Jonah’s whole book was just based on the idea

No actual ideas went into the making of Jonah’s book.

Just the blog name alone screams “compensation!!!”

Herr Professor strikes me as a very, very insecure guy. But, as far as we know, he hasn’t pulled a gun on a student yet.

But, if he does, we can be sure he’ll say, “well, punk, do you feel lucky?”

My pelvis is gonna look sooooo secular when I finish vajazzaling this demon.

I loled.

I, for one, get mad when I see conservatives that can spell words correctly while using correct grammar. That’s why I like Donalde.

Donalde, don’t worry about not noticing “unmatched” until I pointed it out to you. That is the sort of mistake any high school dropout could make. And don’t worry about the other typos I did not specify. You definitely should not spend the evening looking for them. I promise you, nobody is reading them and laughing at you.

I think Donny “hangs himself” pretty regularly, if you know what I mean.

I promise you, nobody is reading them and laughing at you.

That would be mean!

Hey, Donny, it really really outrages liberals when you stick a fork into an electric socket.

It really pisses me off when some California PoliSci prof comes into the Sadly comment threads. And I really hate those guys from Long Beach. They’re the worst. I lose it with those guys. Totally pissed off, I get.

It really pisses me off when some California PoliSci prof comes into the Sadly comment threads.

He’s afraid of a “shower”.

His classroom must really reek along about October 1st or so.

His classroom must really reek along about October 1st or so.

I am pretty sure that it does from the first day of class.

I think Donny “hangs himself” pretty regularly, if you know what I mean.

Donalde “Wetsuit Wetsuit” Douglass?

What would Christine O’Donnell think?

It really pisses me off when some California PoliSci prof comes into the Sadly comment threads. And I really hate those guys from Long Beach. They’re the worst. I lose it with those guys. Totally pissed off, I get.

I, myself, am terrified of their debating prowess and tactical elan. I hope nobody like that comes here, because they would totally kick my ass in an argument!

From Malaclypse’s link to his racist rantings:

“The professortrespasser does not have a reading comprehension impediment.”

Well, I guess they no better now…

Or know, even.

I, myself, am terrified of their debating prowess and tactical elan. I hope nobody like that comes here, because they would totally kick my ass in an argument!

Oh, they’d kick our asses. We’d retreat like Frenchmen! Totally collapse.

Oh, they’d kick our asses. We’d retreat like Frenchmen! Totally collapse.

Oh, yeah. Terrifying. It’d be a horrible way to start my weekend.

It’d be all like 1940 France in here.

For realz, yo.

“isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?” Of course not, you’re a self-hating Jew, that’s all. See how easy that was?

Oh, yeah. Terrifying. It’d be a horrible way to start my weekend.

I certainly would not want to match wits with someone at such an elite institution and with such obvious erudition and command of the facts.

isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?

No. It would require some measurable degree of self-awareness and critical judgment.

he was trolling, and by pointing and laughing at his stupidity, people were falling into his trap
Viz.

(sort of a Bad-Seeds-but-with-Fred-Schneider-instead-of-Nick-Cave kind of thing).

Thank you, now I’m going to have a hypothetical cover of “Red Right Hand” by the B-52s stuck in my head today.

I don’t want to trash community colleges (because I’m dating an art professor from one), but do you think he is just bitter that instead of a lofty gig in a major university or think tank he is in a community college? And he blames liberals for it?

My ex wife did corrections for a while and her coworker ranks were filled with bitter guys who flunked out of police academy. They often took it out on the juvie prisoners.

Viz.

tactical elan

*shudder*

Anything but that. Anything.

Thank you, now I’m going to have a hypothetical cover of “Red Right Hand” by the B-52s stuck in my head today

Murder Ballads by The Backstreet Boys?

(actually, is there a Boy Band out there now? Did the fad fade away? All I hear about now for teen idols are girls like Taylor Swift and such. It was embarrassing to reach that far back for a boy band (insert joke here))

o you think he is just bitter that instead of a lofty gig in a major university or think tank he is in a community college?

Yes and there is an obvious reason why he is there. I can only imagine what his letters of “recommendation” looked like.

Anything but that. Anything.

The only thing worse would be the deployment of the dreaded “NOT!” as a surprise contradiction of statements we’d naturally take at face value!

a hypothetical cover of “Red Right Hand” by the B-52s

WANT.

The only thing worse would be the deployment of the dreaded “NOT!”

No! No! Not the “NOT!” My stomcah gets all tied in knots thinking of the “NOT!”.

The mere word “elan” scares me, much less when coupled with “tactical”.

Brr. I need a hug.

OMFG. They just played a version of the “Blue Danube Waltz” with a duck chorus.

This is getting serious.

This is getting serious.

Obviously they are out to get you and drive you insane.

The mere word “elan” scares me, much less when coupled with “tactical”.

STOP!

. They just played a version of the “Blue Danube Waltz” with a duck chorus.

Clarence Nash died for your sins.

Obviously they are out to get you and drive you insane.

Ha!

Little do they know I’m aready there!

nyaaaaaah!

I don’t know about tactical elan, but strategic Iman was pretty good in Star Trek VI.

Brr. I need a hug.

(((Pere)))[goose]

DD, you may actually have a point.

Headline on MSN.com, totally apropos of nothing:

‘Bubble’: Beer, Brats & Best Oktoberfest Tunes

Beer, Brats & Best Oktoberfest Tunes

Well don’t be sad……..
cause two outta three ain’t bad.

Aw rats, now I have “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” playing in my head.

That song gets me trouble. I can’t help but laugh at the end, which results in physical abuse from Mrs. LittlePig.

DD, you may actually have a point.

Of course I do! Right on top of my head. You forget that I am one of those pointy headed liberal (well, actually socialist) professors you keep hearing about.

OT, but it would appear that there is some justice in the world after all.

You forget that I am one of those pointy headed liberal (well, actually socialist) professors you keep hearing about.

Nihilist!

A pointy headed intellectual? In the wild?

Cool.

A pointy headed intellectual? In the wild?

Well, western Montana is certainly pretty wild.

Well, western Montana is certainly pretty wild.

Well, thank goodness it only one point. Otherwise you’d be in trouble during elk season.

RRRRR. “it’s”

or: “it is”

Oh-oh, here comes Donalde!

http://www.gallup.com/poll/143051/Americans-Renew-Call-Third-Party.aspx

Americans say they want a third party. Of course, they’ll never actually support one if it actually appears.

Well, thank goodness it only one point. Otherwise you’d be in trouble during elk season.

I do try to stay out of the woods (at least areas open to hunting) at that time of the year.

Of course, they’ll never actually support one if it actually appears.

And they are really confused about what they want that party to be. There are the Teabaggers who seem to be oushing for the American Fascist Party, while the progressives are looking for a party that is at least slightly to the left of Richard Nixon.

And they are really confused. about what they want that party to be.

Global coverage.

Well, thank goodness it only one point. Otherwise you’d be in trouble during elk season. I do try to stay out of the woods (at least areas open to hunting) at that time of the year.

Paint that puppy blaze orange.

A commenter on another thread on DDs site.

It’s Time To ROC ‘N’ ROLL:
Restore Our Constitution & Restore Our Lost Liberties

WOLVERINES!

OT, but it would appear that there is some justice in the world after all.

Karma’s a bitch, Mr. Jones.

rats

Crap!

“Also the masturbation of others, apparently. Especially that of homosexuals. If someone were to mention masturbating gay demons he might explode. OOPS.”

I think that’s in the next Twilight movie. Which are you? Team left hand or team right?

help?

Broken bold tag!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

It’s Time To ROC ‘N’ ROLL:
Restore Our Constitution & Restore Our Lost Liberties

One wonders what those lost liberties might actually be. I’m sure no one over there has an answer for that.

(And if it’s civil liberties, well, once again, 8 years too friggin’ late guys)

Nice things. Why we can’t have them.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

The blog’s broken again!

I confess, it’s me. How do I fix this wretched thing?

Many thanks.

Cats shouldn’t blog.

Did the fad fade away? All I hear about now for teen idols are girls like Taylor Swift and such.

I think there’s the Jonas Brothers, but I am well out of the pop culture loop. I know that fey young man Justin Bieber is kind of a Thing right now, but he’s a solo act.

One wonders what those lost liberties might actually be. I’m sure no one over there has an answer for that.

Guns… oh, shit, no, no one is trying to take our guns away, are they? Taxation without represen – no, we’re represented and we really don’t want to give DC the right to vote, do we (forget Democrats, we’d be guaranteeing a perpetual black seat in Congress and you know how that last one worked out). Uh, health care! That’s right! Having to pay for the health care that I will benefit from unconditionally (emergency care is guaranteed and now so is everything else, theoretically) is a violation of my constitutional rights!

WOLVERINES!!! Meanwhile, Gitmo stays open, illegal wiretapping continues and a whole new set of measures for Muslim citizens must be considered.

bold

God I hate bold.

The blog’s broken again!

How the heck does this happen?

Why is everyone shouting? People. Please use your inside voices.

God I hate bold.

At least it’s not the blinking tag.

Please use your inside voices.

Would that be the “inside the 250 seat lecture hall with no mike” voice or the “inside my office?home” voice?

I THOUGHT SHOUTING WAS THIS!

I THOUGHT SHOUTING WAS THIS!

You’re pretty bold for a cat.

I THOUGHT SHOUTING WAS THIS!

Gah!

My ear!

OK, I’m really hoping I didn’t close that ital tag.

*crosses fingers*

Phew!

The mere word “elan” scares me, much less when coupled with “tactical”.

I kind of like it, because it makes me think of some mix of eclairs and flan.

Justin Bieber is kind of a Thing right now, but he’s a solo act.

zatwhatthekidsarecallingitthesedays

Perhaps our present condition will embolden the Donalde.

Ta*****l e**n.

*Shudder*

I hope not.

Gah!

My ear!

Vincent?

Christine O’Donnell’s Speech At Values Voter Summit

Bitch who wants to legislate Christian morality and is against masturbation whines “you’re not the boss of me”.

Bitch who wants to legislate Christian morality and is against masturbation whines “you’re not the boss of me”.

They never change, do they.

He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.

Litotes — it’s not unfearsome.

“He used… sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and… satire. He was vicious.”

Thank you

Bitch who wants to legislate Christian morality and is against masturbation whines “you’re not the boss of me”.

But she did not say that she was not the boss of you.

Bitch who wants to legislate Christian morality and is against masturbation whines “you’re not the boss of me”.

There’d be no problem with the government if only it was a theocracy.

@ DKW:

Correction. … Clarification. …

More like HK-W.

And just to be clear. I almost never ever use that word. I hate it and only used it here because Christine O’Donnell fully deserves it. That and the religious right scare me more than just about any other right wing group does. If the EVER get into power we are done for.

OT, but helpful: Someone asked How’d golf get to be a businessman’s sport? recently.

How’d golf get to be a businessman’s sport?

Because it is stupid, pointless, and inane?

“Because it is stupid, pointless, and inane?”

Because you can keep out women and the coloreds and form illegal “no compete” agreements.

Give Douglas credit. He actually linked to your post calling out that ridiculous “Sasquatch Is Real = Sasquatch Israel” blunder of his. If I’d made an ass of myself like that, I would change my name and blog photo. I’d probably also move and get plastic surgery.

Tintin is Teh Ghey their mothers told them ’bout.

I feel as if a weight has been lifted!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Whoa.

Font diet.

Ooooh, now it looks like everywhere else again.

If I’d made an ass of myself like that, I would change my name and blog photo.

But he didn’t, and so we mock.

POOP!

So when does Vodkapundit get his comeuppance?

There it is!
~

Okay, you guys. I need help plotting really horrible revenge on my co-worker. The kind of revenge that strips your soul bare and forces you to come to grips with who you really are…like the Total Perspective Vortex. Actually, I don’t even want to exact revenge, per se, but just conk her over the head with the realization that she’s a bland, stupid, boring, racist, unChristian asshole.

Ideas?

Bland, stupid, boring, racist, unChristian asshole don’t realize things (except sometimes when they need the charity of someone they consider beneath themselves).
~

PS: This is prompted by the fact that she was, inexplicably, pissed off that I haven’t been grateful enough that people have been giving me rides to the point that when she was driving me home today (for the second and last time she’s signed up to do it) put me in serious danger of hurting myself and tried to make me feel like an asshole loser who mooches off other people.

Although, really, I did plan this injury. I thought it would save me gas money. I guess I should have factored in the $500 worth of copays and the cost of meds, not to mention the unpaid time off I had to take, huh?

T&U:

Does she have any favorite phrases? Patterns that can identified? I would think one way to do this is to set a quiet little time bomb within the wallpaper of her everyday patterns of behavior.

How’d golf get to be a businessman’s sport?
Expensive gear and wasteful non-use of land.
See also ‘Veblen’; ‘conspicuous consumption’.

And just to be clear. I almost never ever use that word. I hate it and only used it here because Christine O’Donnell fully deserves it. That and the religious right scare me more than just about any other right wing group does. If the EVER get into power we are done for.

See, they actually scare me least. They’re a prop, nothing more. They guarantee turnout by a bunch of zealous voters, and they allow conservatives to claim the moral high ground because Jesus, but there’s never been a Republican leadership that did more than throw peanuts at them. Should the teabaggers win, there still won’t be.

And that’s because the Republican voters themselves don’t trust them when push comes to shove. Both times they tried to take the White House (Pat Robertson 1988, Mike Huckabee 2008), they lost. And look at who they lost to; Bush I (the last staple of the Eastern Rockefeller establishment), then McCain (widely considered a moderate) and Romney (a New England Mormon who governed as a pro-choice moderate). That’s how hard the religious right fails at politics, and that’s why I’m not worried about them.

In other words, she collapses sobbing uncontrollably long after the act was actually done. Best if she does so in a public place.

Does she have any favorite phrases? Patterns that can identified? I would think one way to do this is to set a quiet little time bomb within the wallpaper of her everyday patterns of behavior.

Yes. And they’re usually really stupid and don’t make any sense.

I know I could get at least one other person in on this, too.

Oh, and it’s actually closer to $800 in copays after PT, but who’s counting?

Now the big business faction, they scare me more. Wars happen, governments are toppled and foreign policy is made on the basis of allowing them to fill their wallets – not to mention everything that happens here. Not as loud as the religious right or even the teabaggers, but they’re the ones with all the power when push comes to shove.

Yes. And they’re usually really stupid and don’t make any sense.

Well, is there a way to introduce a little timebomb of sense into one of them?

You know, just so.

Other news on M Bouffant’s POOP link:
Men accused of wrestling python outside McDonald’s
Christine O’Donnell is VINDICATED.

Well, is there a way to introduce a little timebomb of sense into one of them?

You know, just so.

I don’t know. I’ll have to think about it. I’m actually not very good at this kind of stuff. I really am a person who is far too nice.

Oh, and I have a very small life.

But I am in the house alone, the ex-GF moves out of the house at the end of the month and I am enjoying watching a Sawx game without constant sighing and complaints about “the TV always being on.”
(it’s not).

Except when I’m making fun of asshole rightwingers on the internet, of course.

When she forgets something, she says “I’m having a brain squeeze” and she also pronounces Maryland “Mary-land.”

I make no claims to be good at it either, for many of the same reasons. Therefore I try and talk others into it.

Oh, and I have a very small life.

My life is miniscule, especially right now.

I did have a birthday celebration in the office today. They brought me…bagels…just, you know, gluteny bagels…

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are sponsoring competing marches on Washington this Oct. 30th – Stewart’s “Rally To Restore Sanity” vs. Colbert’s “Rally To Keep Fear Alive.”
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/dueling-rallies-stewart-colbert-spons

8 min video is full of lols.

I make no claims to be good at it either,

I try not to think too much about it as I am a native Okie and our notions of revenge tend to be much more direct, violent, and involve large caliber firearms.

My life is miniscule, especially right now.

I did have a birthday celebration in the office today.

Well, at least your youngest grandson is not turning 13 on Monday.

I try not to think too much about it as I am a native Okie and our notions of revenge tend to be much more direct, violent, and involve large caliber firearms.

Yeah, I’m not quite ready to go full-on country justice yet. Maybe if I had fallen down the stairs.

Wow! This guy is a comedy goldmine!

I need to confess that I feel a little guilty about having so much fun at Associate JuCo Professor Donalde’s expense. Watching Sadlynauts provoke such pitiable responses from this oaf has triggered memories of a cat I used to have — she was adorable, and she was supremely skilled at catching tiny field mice, which she would playfully torture for hours. It kind of bothered me that this beautiful, affectionate creature I adored — and who adored me — was capable of inflicting so much agony on another creature. And it was for pure entertainment! She never actually ate the mice she caught.

She never actually ate the mice she caught.

I had a girlfriend who had a cat that would catch a mouse, not kill it, and put it in the bathtub.

The cat would bat the mouse around for a few hours, sending it around the tub like a little NASCAR race. The mouse could not climb out and eventually would expire.

Nice kitty.

Yeti Caliphate!

Yeti Caliphate!

That’s abominable.

It’s a small, agoraphobic life: Spent Tuesday afternoon to Thursday afternoon in my studio apartment/bunker. Did walk down hall to check the mail (Wasn’t any.) Weds. afternoon. Does that count?

And it was for pure entertainment! She never actually ate the mice she caught.

We’re not eating Donny, either.

Yuck.

We’re not eating Donny, either.

It’s about time for another lap around the tub, methinks.

Okay, you guys. I need help plotting really horrible revenge on my co-worker. The kind of revenge that strips your soul bare and forces you to come to grips with who you really are…like the Total Perspective Vortex. Actually, I don’t even want to exact revenge, per se, but just conk her over the head with the realization that she’s a bland, stupid, boring, racist, unChristian asshole.

Ideas?

Years ago, there was this old lady columnist at this paper where I worked that fit your description exactly. One day while she was at lunch, I sneaked onto her computer and “customized” her AutoCorrect so that every time she typed “the,” it would insert “fucking.”

She almost had a heart attack. They called me on the carpet but couldn’t prove anything.

Does that count?

If you had to put clothes on, then it counts a little. If you had to brush your teeth, it fully counts.

Years ago, there was this old lady columnist at this paper where I worked that fit your description exactly. One day while she was at lunch, I sneaked onto her computer and “customized” her AutoCorrect so that every time she typed “the,” it would insert “fucking.”

AWESOME.

Her computer’s out in full view and there would be no reason for me to sit at it. Plus, she’s weird and locks it every time she gets up, even just to get a glass of water.

I can’t even begin to explain how jaw-droppingly bitchy she was.

If you have access to a computer that does text-to-speech, go ahead and change that “error bing” sound to “You suck at computers!”

Does that count?

Sure it does.

Hey, I am downsizing now. The GF is moving out and short of a miracle, I will not find a roommate that works with my half-custody of my son.

So, I’m probably moving. I unloaded 15 boxes of books today and plan to get a hauler over to take away a vast majority of stuff that I have lugged around but have no use for. I may end up with a small storage locker for some stuff, but not a lot. I saw a small but nice four-room apartment in a two-unit house, he would love it and I would be saving a shitload of money on heat, hot water and electricity. Sometimes small life is good life.

When I first split with the ex-wife, I thought I would be very lonely on the nights I didn’t have my son. But I found them recharging. A good lesson, for me, anyway.

Oh, I see. You’d have to break some laws to make that happen.

Seriously, he sees that picture and his first thought is of people masturbating to it? I really think some introspection is in order on his part…

If you had to put clothes on, then it counts a little. If you had to brush your teeth, it fully counts.

Good point. Had to dress for the mail run, & resented it.

More silly: A SEXY game of strip-Monopoly almost saw one stark-naked player sent directly to JAIL.

T&U’s answer was better.
Bitch.

Vis-a-vis SG’s comment, I’m not saying I just received an email from someone “investigating” whether I’m the person “slandering a respectable commonsense conservative,” but I’m not saying I didn’t either. (The Donalde has, in the past, demonstrated to have many “friends” who email me on his behalf. I’ll leave the question of whether they all come from the same server in the same location up to you.)

More silly: A SEXY game of strip-Monopoly almost saw one stark-naked player sent directly to JAIL.

tl:dr–NO PICHERS

I’ll leave the question of whether they all come from the same server in the same location up to you.

OK.

Did they?

Vis-a-vis

That sounds Cliff May-esque. I think I have an email exchange with that guy from back during the Jeff Gannon saga.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/246990/more-murky-rich-lowry

Ha! Ha!

The Donalde has, in the past, demonstrated to have many “friends” who email me on his behalf.

Have you ever seen these “friends” and the Donalde in the same room at the same time?

Hmmm?

Hmmm?

(The Donalde has, in the past, demonstrated to have many “friends” who email me on his behalf. I’ll leave the question of whether they all come from the same server in the same location up to you.)

Uh huh. Are these “friends” also his “readers”?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, Jesus, he posted the picture! It is to laugh!

T&U’s answer was better.
Bitch.

Ha! Yours was poignant and reflected the way I’m feeling about being alone right now. Asshole.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, Jesus, he posted the picture! It is to laugh!

His most loyal reader emailed and said it was a disgrace. Then she made him come upstairs and feed the cats.

T&U’s answer was better.
Bitch.

Ha! Yours was poignant and reflected the way I’m feeling about being alone right now. Asshole.

Aw-reet! Trouble stirred. You two want to talk religion now?

You two want to talk religion now?

Sounds irrational. You know, abnormal.

I used to work at tech company that had a big campus with fitness centers, jogging trails etc. They introduced a Wellness program and inundated the employees with email and literature about it.

Anyway, we had this colleague, last name of Stoner and let’s just say he lived up to his name. We stole some Wellness letterhead and sent an “official” letter stating that as part of the new Wellness initiative, the company was instituting a random drug testing program and that he was among the first employees to be tested.

We let him silently freak over it for entire day. He started asking if anyone else had gotten a letter like that. No we said, but what was the big deal and so on. It got cruel by 3 in the afternoon. We finally broke down and told him. So pissed yet so relieved at the same time…

Hey M. Bouffant, I see you on Johnny Angel’s FB page. You know him from LA?

I worked with him in SF (a long, long time ago).

Let’s see if I have enough tactical HTML elan to fix this…

You two want to talk religion now?

Sounds irrational. You know, abnormal.

No, I only talk religion when I’m stoned. And even then, it makes me uncomfortable, or incommodious.

Did they?

If you have to ask…

That sounds Cliff May-esque.

Better that than Claven.

Have you ever seen these “friends” and the Donalde in the same room at the same time?

Ask the Sasquatch in a week.

Hi.

Ask the Sasquatch in a week.

Pffft.

You know how hard it is to find that guy?

And he screens his calls.

gocart mozart said,

Ha! Ha!

Run, Lisa, Run!
~

Hi

Vertical.

Put it back in your gallery.

Get rid of junk.

Spend time alone.

OK, you’re all caught up.

“she also pronounces Maryland “Mary-land.””

So did Howard DaSilva. Whether that is vindication is left to the reader as an exercise.

Jesus, Looch. Quit being so loquacious.

I have it on good authority that he has a place up in the Yaak.

I’m feeling flirty. Is Sasquatch still here?

Unfortunately, Sasquatch footprints are not PENIS.

I have it on good authority that he has a place up in the Yaak.

Single points are very rare during elk season, I hear. Painted orange or not.

The pup has discovered the books on the lower shelves. I’m tempted to start a blog, “Bagoas, Book Critic.”

“McCullough’s ‘Truman’ was hard to chew through but satisfying.”

“Guns of August not nearly as dense as first seemed.”

“Vidal’s ‘United States’ very dry.”

“Entering Space – a real blast.”

FYWP – “a real blast, it shreds.”

“Bagoas, Book Critic.”

“Atlas Shrugged–GACK”

Years ago, there was this old lady columnist at this paper where I worked that fit your description exactly. One day while she was at lunch, I sneaked onto her computer and “customized” her AutoCorrect so that every time she typed “the,” it would insert “fucking.”

more subtle is changing the ‘M’ & ‘N’ on the keyboard (if possible). Takes ages for folk to notice & infuriates the fuck out them….

I’m not saying I just received an email from someone “investigating” whether I’m the person “slandering a respectable commonsense conservative,” but I’m not saying I didn’t either.

I heard Gary Ruppert did it.

My uterus just jumped out of my body, ran across the room, and threw itself out the window.

Hey M. Bouffant, I see you on Johnny Angel’s FB page. You know him from LA?

Yezz, yez I do. Haven’t seen the old bastard in meatspace for a while, talked to him on his radio show a couple yrs. ago.

Was he still boozin’ when you knew him? Looking for stories …

My uterus just jumped out of my body, ran across the room, and threw itself out the window.

My penis just fell off while shouting, “NEVER AGAIN!”

Was he still boozin’ when you knew him? Looking for stories …

Nah. He had been sober for a while. He was giving me a hard time about my adoption of the “hard drinking city-side reporter” schtick. As well he should have.

He’s got 21 years on me.

My uterus just jumped out of my body, ran across the room, and threw itself out the window.

Jeeze, lucky you. My friend & sexual associate had to go to the hospital for that. (I don’t think they threw hers out the window, but you know.)

Happy birthday TruculentandUnreliable.

My penis just fell off while shouting, “NEVER AGAIN!”

My last ex got mine in the divorce settlement. turns out it was the only thing about me that she actually liked.

Yeah, Johnny A. used to give me grief for being a boozing pothaid (Hollywood AA people keep going to parties where half the crowd is guzzling.) but a few “at least I can handle it & I’m not a quitter” cracks shut him up.

My last ex got mine in the divorce settlement. turns out it was the only thing about me that she actually liked.

HA!

My present ex liked mine, but I put it in an escrow account before she could get it.

“Asst. Prof. Douglas links to this post of mine about Jonah to prove that I’m an anti-Semite. Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?”

Even worse than an anti-Semite man, you’re a self loathing Jew. You’re giving aid and comfort to the enemy. More signage to blow APDD’s mind without a blowout preventer, CARIBBEAN WALRUS IS REAL.

Is this a sign suggesting that Israel’s legitimacy is mythological or merely a sign defending the oil companies plans for defending a real species?

Let’s not even get into whether Caribbean is pronounced KUH-RIBBEAN or CARE-A-BEEAN.

Radiant Idol Israel
Doom Knight Israel
Dune Beast Israel
Large Roc Israel
Mindstealer Drone Israel
Shadow Juggernaut Israel
Half-Ogre Israel
Thing That Should Not Exist Israel
Orc Warrior Israel
Shapeless Spawn Israel
Muck Tentacle Israel
Giant Silt Serpent Israel
Gloom Wyrmling Israel
Kobold Sorcerer Israel
Ash Demon Israel
Giant Ant Queen Israel
Avatar Of Elemental Evil Israel
Ethereal Filcher Israel
Acidborn Monster Israel
Shadow Unicorn Israel
Zombie Rotter (Level 5) Israel

Yeah, Johnny A. used to give me grief for being a boozing pothaid (Hollywood AA people keep going to parties where half the crowd is guzzling.) but a few “at least I can handle it & I’m not a quitter” cracks shut him up.

He was never a pain about it, just sardonically concerned. In retrospect, he was right. I was a very hard boozer, and was highly functional while shitfaced. I loved every minute of it, but found more recently it’s not something I could continue.

Wevs.

TINTIN ISRAEL

Sounds irrational. You know, abnormal.

So help me, I will bore every last one of you to unto death on this topic. I’ve done it before. Don’t push me.

Jeeze, lucky you. My friend & sexual associate had to go to the hospital for that. (I don’t think they threw hers out the window, but you know.)

My uterus has a mind of its own. And really, when I say “ran,” I mean sorta crawled squishily…honestly, it was pretty gross.

I am also totally stealing “friend and sexual associate” next time I need to use the term “fuckbuddy.” So much more couth.

Thank you for the birthday wishes, Smut!

So help me, I will bore every last one of you to unto death on this topic. I’ve done it before. Don’t push me.

I read it. You were right, and not tooooo boring.

Thing That Should Not Exist Israel

I think this is how Donalde interprets Sasquathc [sic] ISRAEL, even if it “IS REAL.”

And it does too prove we all hate them. ‘Cause we’re haters. F**k us.

To be fair (public forum & all that) JA never gave me actual grief. Don’t think he was concerned though, just sardonic.

And I’m on a higher spiritual plane now, so …

Don’t push me.

Would not think of it. Really.

Just a little horseplay among the kids with no lives on a Friday night.

(Speaking of which, were is tsam?)

And I’m on a higher spiritual plane now, so …

Maybe I misrememberulate the concern part. Sardonic without a doubt.

I don’t like air travel that much. Too much hassle.

totally stealing “friend and sexual associate”

Totally stolen/slightly adapted from Flo & Eddie line, “my friend & musical associate.”

Line may be in here (PENIS!!) but who’s gonna watch?

LOL, so Donny’s a serial troll, eh?

In my capacity as steward of The Unquenchable Flaming Sword Of Lulznir, I approve of pissing in this particular ocean of piss – hell, he’s getting more hits now than his shortbus drivel would ever deserve & he’s too dim to fully comprehend his own fail, so everyone wins!

Content-wise he sounds remarkably like Chris-Chan’s evil twin, what with the whole “I know you are but what am I” level of discourse … but then that’s just what a demonic porno-prick WOULD say.

Secular Demonology Conundrum:

If the Sadlynauts are an America-hating coven of demonic nihilists, what in heck does that make the magnificent drunk-tank/rollercoaster of win that is Wonkette?

(…slite nym Δ…)

TINTIN ISRAEL

FTW!

How am I supposed to be a Liberal–and therefore Muslim-loving–and hate Arabs at the same time?

Blimey, this antisemitics is trickier than I thought.

Where do you hide your Jew gold?

Did you know that Donalde is half a nigger? Maybe he’s with the Gay Niggers of America.

I don’t know if he’s gay.

More when my boyfriend and I get back from Egypt.

“the Sadlynauts are an America-hating coven of demonic nihilists”

Say what you will but at least it’s an ethos.

More when my boyfriend and I get back from Egypt.

*sniff*

*sniffsniff*

I smell a nym-stealing troll.

Donalde, have you fed the cats?

“Blimey, this antisemitics is trickier than I thought.”

Its the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in action.
Damn Jew physicists!

“I smell a nym-stealing troll. ”

Yeah, there is a certain stench in the air. It’s the smell of a little man getting his little pud off.

It’s the smell of a little man getting his little pud off.

Creepy lurker in the shrubbery man.

Nevermind, I forgot that SEK was gay and was going to an academic conference in Egypt. I suck cocks.

No, librul, there really were and are active communists
in America and the West Coast was not just a hotbed but was far from J. Edgar Hoover’s prying agents. Harry Bridges of the ILWU was among the most powerful men on the Left Coast and in the Pacific Territories. Harry Bridges was an avowed communist, so much so that the AFL-CIO chased him from office, back in the days when American unions were anti-communist.

Since you style yourself as a liberal, I understand that you are uneducated, but you might try learning a little history. First clue; history didn’t begin with you.

In Vino Veritas

Yep, just stole mine in that previous comment. C’mon Donalde, have some balls.

There once was a prof from Long Beach,
Who thought he could actually teach.
When challenged in class,
He’d act like an ass,
And respond with a sulfurous screech.

Harry Bridges was an avowed communist, so much so that the AFL-CIO chased him from office, back in the days when American unions were anti-communist.

Walter Reuther, patron saint of the American union movement in that era, was known to be rather hardcore anti-communist and even anti-those who were too much like them (“If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and looks like a duck, then it might just be a duck,” in his own words). But that didn’t stop Barry Goldwater’s bete noire, considered by him “a more dangerous menace than the Sputnik or anything Soviet Russia might do to America.” Of course unions were anti-communist; so were Democrats; both still are. But that never mattered to any of you.

It’s just that on the American right, “communist” translates as “unions, civil rights movements, workers’ rights movements, the other party, and foreign governments that think they should listen more to their own voters than to foreign multinationals.” The actual commies threatening our freedom from Moscow and Beijing were an afterthought; like the war on terror, the right’s Cold War was always against its political enemies back home, never against the actual enemies of the nation.

The actual commies threatening our freedom from Moscow and Beijing were an afterthought; like the war on terror, the right’s Cold War was always against its political enemies back home, never against the actual enemies of the nation.

Bera nice.

Well, it’s all simple when you don’t know anything about it.

Since everybody likes to say I dislike Sarah Palin because she fired me or something, let me disuade you of that notion; I retired three months before she was even the nominee and six months before she became Governor. If I had stayed, she’d have had to ask me how to fire me. Just look at how well she did with Tpr. Wooten and Com. Moneghan. I could have fired both those guys and nobody in Alaska would have heard about it, much less it having become a National issue.

Most of us old “Murkowski” guys were actually the people who had done the staff work and appartchnik work for the Republican Party for years. We were there and got some of the appointments. Sarah, the Un-Republican basically fired everyone from the Executive Branch that Frank had hired, but pretty much everyone had some place to go or had their own means. Fundamentally, Frank Murkowski needed us more than we needed him.

But that said, most of us REALLY don’t like Sarah Palin because she has built this meme and image for herself at our expense. She’s a liar and a fraud, but you guys love her, so we’re glad she’s usually in your states more than ours.

In Vino Veritas

I’m feeling flirty. Is Sasquatch still here?

missed a hookup with vacuum slayer AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday TruculentandUnreliable.

That.

BTW, did you remember to vote?

missed a hookup with vacuum slayer AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No worries, she’s all about the mental hugs, even if they are inappropriate.

Big tease.

Not that any of y’all thought otherwise, but for the record: that wasn’t me and this has been a recurring problem. Thank you and good night.

5 hours of volleyball tonight. I’m pretty sure that could could just keep playing until I collapse. I love this game!

Say what you will but at least it’s an ethos.

I rofl’d

…But that said, most of us REALLY don’t like Sarah Palin because she has built this meme and image for herself at our expense…

The AK details of that RedState exchange on Palin notwithstanding, what struck me was, doh, if she was a Dem, all we’d be hearing is that she is out to destroy the party. Oddly, even though she’s not terribly popular and, yes, she’s doing all kinds of things to hurt the GOP establishment, she’s seldom portrayed as a GOP house breaker. Instead, she’s generally treated as, I dunno, the Vinnie Microwave of the GOP.

Ace, go on a RINO hunting expedition or something,
(link)
go find some gay guy in the Main Street group and beat him up. But don’t think, you don’t do it well.

In Vino Veritas

(link)
Didn’t want this to happen. Tried to discourage her. Thought I and others had been successful. Whatever happened yesterday in DC incensed her. She changed her mind and took the first plane back to Alaska. She was calling people at 0 dark thirty from Minneapolis to tallk to them about supporting a write-in. (Northworst/Delta goes through Minneapolis enroute Seattle or sometimes direct to Anchorage to get from DC to ANC.)

Anyway, there’s nothing in it for me either way other than being right. I ain’t gonna get a earmark from Joe Miller or Lisa Murkowski. Nobody associated with St. Sarah would pee on my head if my brain was on fire nor would I do so for any of them. Sarah has accomplished one thing in Alaska; she has destroyed the Republican Party of Alaska. Hope y’all are proud of her.

In Vino Veritas

This Hunter S Thompson quote seems somehow very appropriate.

“Some people will say that words like scum and rotten are wrong for Objective Journalism — which is true, but they miss the point. It was the built-in blind spots of the Objective rules and dogma that allowed Nixon to slither into the White House in the first place. He looked so good on paper that you could almost vote for him sight unseen. He seemed so all-American, so much like Horatio Alger, that he was able to slip through the cracks of Objective Journalism. You had to get Subjective to see Nixon clearly, and the shock of recognition was often painful.”

So hear I am at 3:14 a.m READING about masturbation!

“Masturbation is a selfish act,” said the group’s marketing director. O’Donnell cautioned that anyone who masturbates is “toying with his sexuality.” She concluded: “You’re going to be pleasing each other. And if he already knows what pleases him, and he can please himself, then why am I in the picture?”

O’Donnell didn’t invent this objection. It’s the official doctrine of her Catholic faith, ignored by many Catholics but not by O’Donnell. Under “Offenses against chastity,” the church’s Catechism says this:

By masturbation is to be understood the deliberate stimulation of the genital organs in order to derive sexual pleasure. “Both the Magisterium of the Church, in the course of a constant tradition, and the moral sense of the faithful have been in no doubt and have firmly maintained that masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action.” “The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose.” For here sexual pleasure is sought outside of “the sexual relationship which is demanded by the moral order and in which the total meaning of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love is achieved.”

Christine O’Donnell, masturbation socialist.
By William Saletan
http://www.slate.com/id/2267654/

It took the nascent Tea Party to shake the establishment out of its doldrums and squeeze out the last few drops of creative juice. While selfish Republican Party leaders were still whacking away with impunity (Note: if anyone finds a detachable orange dick running around please hold it for me–Boehner borrowed mine for a lobbying soiree and then claimed to have lost it at a tanning booth–yeah, right) the glorious masses stood erect without release, and then it was just boners, boners, boners all the way down.
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

“Should a Republican knowingly touch himself (as the General has pointed out numerous times women cannot masturbate because they have no little sailors in their boats)–anyway, where was I?”

BLAM!

G’bye.

The Fountainhead in 5 Seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8fkdBz2bds&feature=player_embedded

The Simpsons: oooo, The Fountainhead

Atlas Shrugged – ASouth Park Review

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

LOL

Not that any of y’all thought otherwise, but for the record: that wasn’t me and this has been a recurring problem. Thank you and good night.

Dayum. Teh Loneliest Perfesser is seriously unhinged.

Adios Art. Don’t agree with you here but always enjoy your posts.
RoguePolitics Saturday, September 18th at 1:39AM EDT (link)
Even the mean ones. See you on the flip side.

“So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot.” George Orwell

Door’s to your left, Art.
Sirithil Saturday, September 18th at 2:00AM EDT (link)
Recommended for more views.

I’ve Been Here 5+ Years…
IJB Saturday, September 18th at 1:37AM EDT (link)
…And I don’t agree with you at all – RS is probably as good at its ever been.

And I’m not going to feel sorry for Art – he made his bed, and treated a whole bunch of people around here, long-terms, newbies and even some site moderators, like dirt. He merited his BLAMing.

IJB Saturday, September 18th at 12:18AM EDT (link)
Like eburke says below, make no mistake – this is Art leaving the Republican Party. (He’s always been sort of an ill-fitting “neocon” (in its original meaning of the word) anyway, I guess.)

Art absolutely has valuable insights on the *tactical* side of governance.

But this move of his to support Murk. shows that his *strategic* skill set is sorely lacking – Murk. is going to get *creamed*, just like Charlie Crist. Art is hitching himself to Alaska’s faded past when he should be willing to sign up with the state’s future.

In the end, that’s just… sad.

RE: “Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?” – Tintin
MY RETORT: More like vindicated, I suspect!
P.S. Jonah’s “hotdog sammich” doesn’t look kosher to me! I don’t believe Hebrew National sells a two-footer.
J-Dough Loadberg & hotdog sammich – http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/32949.html

Kind of sad, Art.
chbroussard Saturday, September 18th at 12:00AM EDT (link)
[ ]. What’s sad is that you are departing with the same lack of class exhibited by Lisa Murkowsky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfYQOSSPqc&feature=player_embedded

Well … bye.
Aaron Gardner Saturday, September 18th at 12:20AM EDT (link)

You did not get it
izoneguy Saturday, September 18th at 12:56AM EDT (link)
I meant how Karl Rove & Achance are refusing to accept reality.

Rove about O’Donnell & Achance about Murkowski.

I am sure Karl Rove thinks this is a smart move by Murkowski…..

I can’t wait to hear what Kraut has to say.

RE: “Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?” – Tintin
MY RETORT: More like vindicated, I suspect! And as for the so-called “Tailpipe Porn”, I thought it was tastefully done, adhered to ‘community standards’ and had beaucoup ‘socially redeeming value’. Plus, it was funny as hell! Anyway, that’s my ‘expert opinion’, and I’m stickin’ to it.
P.S. Jonah’s “hotdog sammich” doesn’t look kosher to me! I don’t believe Hebrew National sells a two-footer; they answer to a higher authority.
J-Dough Loadberg & hotdog sammich – http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/32949.html

“Dayum. Teh Loneliest Perfesser is seriously unhinged.”

Justme, you might want to retract that. Your’e talking about SEK from LGM. You know, one of the good guys not the douchbag Donald from the Community College. Read a few comments above his. Namestealer in the thread.

Is Anonymous Art Chance?

or maybe I should retract my comment and your point went over my head. Was it namejacker = douchebag Donald?

I’m actually quite satisfied right now…
Sirithil Saturday, September 18th at 1:24AM EDT (link)
…because despite being a ‘Johnny-come-lately fool’ who ‘doesn’t know anything about what’s really going on in Alaska’, I was right that Lisa Murkowski doesn’t care about anyone but herself — she’s just another worthless, backstabbing RINO like Mike Castle, Charlie Crist, and Dede Scozzafava — and Art was wrong.

Let’s see if he, unlike his candidate of choice, can finally muster the maturity to endorse her opponent.

No, I meant the nymstealer. In particular the shit in the uniwatch thread SEK links to. Some of it really shows a disturbed individual.

One of the replies was amusing though.

This isn’t the Unites States of Everyone Who Agrees With You.

I know the difference between the two of them, and was speaking about LBCC’s finest shittiest. I should have been a bit more specific.

Art’s a Ghost now….he withdrew from the site to work for Murk…and Leon gave him a permanent BLAM nt
AceInTX Saturday, September 18th at 1:58AM EDT (link)
ghost

I thought you had more integrity than this. G’bye. [nt]
Martin Knight Saturday, September 18th at 4:19AM EDT (link)

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Was it namejacker = douchebag Donald?

Indeed. No worries. After midnight, all cats are gray, and all snark is obtuse.

The THAT WOMAN election tracker. | RedState
Aug 30, 2010 … There are over 275 comments in Achance’s meltdown thread. finaljeopardy Monday, August 30th at 11:08AM EDT (link). So, I will post this …
http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/…/the-that-woman-election-tracker/ – Cached

We Haven’t Had This Much Fun Since Arnold Alkon’s Meltdown

Ditto
someone Saturday, September 18th at 2:16AM EDT (link)
You could see this coming a mile away.

I guess he’ll have to join one of those “respectable”
deano64 Saturday, September 18th at 3:26AM EDT (link)
Republican blogs since this site is only for “crazy buggers” as he put it who voted for or like Joe Miller and happen to think we should support him or whoever wins our primaries.

He could head over to Little Green Footballs, perhaps. (nt)
Sirithil Saturday, September 18th at 3:34AM EDT (link)

Good riddance to bad rubbish!….
JadedByPolitics Saturday, September 18th at 6:08AM EDT (link)
Redstate “allowed” 100X the insanity from Achance then they ever would another person on this site. He became bitter after Palin became a superstar in 08, he never could let the bitterness go. In the end she is the one who is getting Conservatives elected. She is the one who is raising money hand over fist for the Republican Party, not Murkowski and not Art Chance.

Do you not all think that there is some “brilliant” tactician just like Achance in FL, DE etc? they ALL think they are smarter then the PEOPLE! the difference this election cycle and EVERYONE who was paying attention knew it, was that those attached to the Political Class were going to be DESTROYED.

This election cycle and the next was ALWAYS going to be about not the R’s and D’s but Conservatives and Socialists and WE are indeed taking out BOTH R’s and D’s.

BTW the sound of the Political Class squealing like a stuck pig is indeed music to my ears!

completely off topic, I loved this description of Palin’s rant in Iowa;

“In a typically spirited speech that didn’t so much torture the English language as waterboard it beyond the point of submission, Palin’s appearance was carried live on the C-Span cable network………..” (The Guardian)

for example;

“But those in the liberal media: you’re worse for using, in that lamestream media, those unsubstantiated untrue hits, it’s not fair to our country, it’s not fair to the electorate, it’s not fair to our democracy, and it is not fair to our troops willing to sacrifice all for our freedoms, journalists, ok?”

Fuck me, even I make more sense after a 20 hours port and weed blowout…..

Dude is *obsessed* with demons.

Who wouldn’t be?

Jesus H. Fuckin’ Christ! It stinks like Redstate in here!

“But those in the liberal media: you’re worse for using, in that lamestream media, those unsubstantiated untrue hits, it’s not fair to our country, it’s not fair to the electorate, it’s not fair to our democracy, and it is not fair to our troops willing to sacrifice all for our freedoms, journalists, ok?”

I think the transcription punctuation may be off. [CSI: S,N!] Let’s reconstruct it:

But[t] those in the liberal media. [S.P. instructs her followers to put the head on Olbermann]

You’re worse. [Nyah nyah nyah]

For using in that lame, stream media [S.P. is not a fan of RealNetworks] those unsubstantiated untrue hits. [S.P. criticizes the umpiring.]

It’s not fair. [It’s well above average]

To our country! (It’s not fair.) [Toast the USA even though it doesn’t sell corndogs]

To the electorate! (It’s not fair.) [Toast the ‘merkin voters even though they are not carny folk.]

To our democracy! (And it is not fair.) [Toast the 2000 election and, with extra pathos, regret the lack of a dunk tank during the debates.]

To our troops! [Toast her son.]

Willing to sacrifice all for our freedoms, journalists. [Auto de fé of reporters over a fire made of copies of the constitution.]

ok? [S’alright? S’alright.][/CSI: S,N!]

I need help plotting really horrible revenge on my co-worker.

Mail a shoebox of cockroaches to her home.

I for one believe we are in a worldwide death struggle between the forces of execrable rubbish and those of acceptable rubbish. What side the Sasquatch?

I don’t think we have a child poverty problem, and it will not be solved by more handouts and taxing the Producers. Maybe the parents of poor children should work a little harder, and maybe “poor” shouldn’t be defined as “no Xbox”.

I don’t think we have a child poverty problem, and it will not be solved by more handouts and taxing the Producers

But it can be solved by synchronized masturbation. Everybody grab themselves…NOW!

I see what she’s saying….If poor people didn’t masturbate so much, they’d work harder and, in turn, their kids wouldn’t be hungry.

If poor people didn’t masturbate so much they’d have more kids?

Have we established that O’Donnell knows where babies come from?

”

But it can be solved by synchronized masturbation. Everybody grab themselves…NOW!”

Did I miss it?!

Slow down, you are posting too fast.
And too stupidly.
And too anonymously.

linky

Mail a shoebox of cockroaches to her home.

Simple, yet effective.

I’d kind of like to witness it, though.

Oh well. I’m over being pissed at her. I’m just going to feel sorry for her for being such an ignorant, socially retarded twunt.

In other news, why is the pendant light that’s supposed to be centered over my dining area basically in the middle of my living room? It’s driving me crazy.

you know who else hated masturbation?

exactly….

Simple, yet effective.

Like me!

why is the pendant light that’s supposed to be centered over my dining area basically in the middle of my living room?

Because architectural space is a living thing that can only be determined by use, not by bourgeois preconceptions…oh wait. Did you say peNdant?

Not that any of y’all thought otherwise, but for the record: that wasn’t me and this has been a recurring problem. Thank you and good night.

It’s painfully obvious. Words like “infantile” and “imbecilic” come to mind.

Hios comments jump out like they are in a different font.

Like DIngbats.

“His” too.

Track lighting is the Jew of architectural fascism.

Did you say peNdant?

I can not imagine a more welcome design trend than hanging architectural pedants.

She’s a witch!

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/heather/christine-odonnell-i-dabbled-witchcraft-i-

“One of my first dates was with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn’t know it and there was a little blood there and stuff like that.”

Soooooo…. she dabbled in lesbianism too. This could help her campaign.

“and there was a little blood there and stuff like that.”

OT, but I just thought of this band for some reason. Remember them?

I’d love to see a cage match between Jonah Goldberg and Goldberg.

I would totally root for the Jewish guy. Does that make me anti Semitic?

She’s a witch!

Hey, that’s a serious charge to a believer.

“We went to a movie and then like had a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar.”

Never mind.

little midnight picnic

We had deviled eggs and a cake that was half devil’s food and half defiled angel’s food. We also brought our own ants! Hmmmmhuahhahaha!

We also brought our own ants! ents!

Fiqqst for more tree-huggy lesbionic goodness.

Did I miss it?!

Might you have been doing it on your own recognizance?

on your own recognizance?

It would be more effective if she did it on her own genitalia.

“Might you have been doing it on your own recognizance?”

A lady never masturbates and tells. Your joke here:_____________.

A lady never masturbates and tells.

No telling required if she’s a screamer.

What do you mean you’re taking the eye back?
You’re the ones who made it with X-ray vision!
Can’t you just make me a little less bionic?

RE: “Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?” – Tintin
MY RETORT: More like vindicated, I suspect! And as for the so-called “Tailpipe Porn”, I thought it was tastefully done, adhered to ‘community standards’ and had beaucoup ‘socially redeeming value’. Plus, it was funny as hell! Anyway, that’s my ‘expert opinion’, and I’m stickin’ to it.
P.S. Jonah’s “hotdog sammich” doesn’t look kosher to me! I don’t believe Hebrew National sells a two-footer; they answer to a higher authority.

Why do the Donalde(e) Douglasses of our country presume to call themselves “American Power” and then whine like pussies after they’ve been e-slapped for their own self-publicized stupidity?

That only emboldens our enemy, you douchebags.

This is funny — see what his students say about him…

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=308510&page=1

“2 Asst. Prof. Douglas links to this post of mine about Jonah to prove that I’m an anti-Semite. Isn’t Asst. Prof. Douglas going to feel foolish when he learns that my last name is Kaufmann?”

Standard ftard response – “Self hating Jew”

So easy… so, so stupid.

Tintin Kaufmann?