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By: Sadly, No! » Gavin & Brad, Live and Uncut

Sadly, No! » Gavin & Brad, Live and Uncut — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 13:59:41 +0000

[...] Gavin and I were interviewed by T-Rex over at Firedoglake regarding last week’s hilarious S,N!/Patterico smackdown. [...]

By: thebewilderness

thebewilderness — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:44:57 +0000

If you put a circle slash through the cobag it would ward them off perhaps. I don’t actually know what a cobag is, but I’m fairly confident that they should be warded off. I like the
PIE

FACE

COBAG

some assembly

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:28:09 +0000

Sev, I am printing that on a t-shirt. Thank you for dragging the discussion back into the gutter where it belongs.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:20:22 +0000

How about this:

Conservatives.

Petards.

Hoisted.

No assembly required.

By: CS Lewis Jr.

CS Lewis Jr. — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:15:17 +0000

Can we please get back to the YouTube video war now? This shit is way more annoying than that Hasslehoff thing.

By: Sev

Sev — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:37:38 +0000

Rope.
Keira Knightley.
Bed Post.

… but enough fantasizing. What’s all this about again?

By: Robespierre

Robespierre — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:16:44 +0000

Aristocrats
Lampposts
Une certaine assemblÃ©e requise

By: Denis Diderot

Denis Diderot — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:10:03 +0000

last king
entrails
last priest
Some assembly…

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:07:39 +0000

Conservative civility

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:47:09 +0000

In patterico’s mindwarped little world, the Rope+Tree+Intended Victim=TEH FUNNY is only wrong when one side of the political spectrum resorts to it,

I mean where was his well rehearsed outrage when the Liberal Hunting License placards went up for sale on one of those ever-so-civil wingnut blogs?

wa that not an explicit enough call for violence to merit Patterico’s consternation?

Sadly, No!

it took this site’s parody of the type of genuinely unhinged psycho bullshit commonly found amongst the swag for sale on the right-wing blogs before Patsy got his knickers in such an indignant twist.

Fuck that guy, fuck him right in his ear.

By: destroy_us_all!

destroy_us_all! — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:22:32 +0000

$80 for a t-shirt?!!! Get real!!!!

By: kenga

kenga — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:14:30 +0000

Erm.
Can I make a suggestion?
How about “Rope. Lamppost. Conservative. Some assembly required.”

By: Gekkobear

Gekkobear — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:13:42 +0000

So how do you set up a “closed” cafepress store with images?

I was under the impression that once you uploaded images and had the store page linkable, people could order that stuff and cafepress would make it and send it to them…

but maybe I don’t understand what you mean by “not open” if the images were in fact linked with cafepress already.

You hadn’t put out the “open” sign out front maybe? Of the cafepress link from google is a photoshop and Patterico and Goolge are both in on it?

Or you’re backpedaling now realizing the wrong image got uploaded to cafepress (which seems most likely really…).

By: mikey

mikey — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:55:13 +0000

Vinnie â€œThe Crusherâ€? Spaghetti is the single best mafia name ever.

Coach Dave told me his real moniker is Vinnie “The Pusher” Spaghetti, and he’s definitely unqualified to be principal…

mikey

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:24:53 +0000

So, we can’t buy those shirts then?

By: Dr Benway

Dr Benway — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:57:02 +0000

“At any rate, we are telling you the 100% truth. If you choose not to believe us, fine. But thatâ€™s what it is, amigo.”

Doesn’t matter, because you guys are all smelly libruls who hate Murika and are objectivly pro-hanging neoconservitards.

But ya know what?

Patty still eats paste…

By: Big Worm

Big Worm — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:42:37 +0000

Gavin,

No problem.

By: g

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:15:30 +0000

I think that Patterico is saying the equivalent of:

“Because I found in the trash-can the crumpled-up hand-written piece of yellow paper where you wrote the draft version of a really bad idea for a by-law that was voted down unanimously by the committee and failed to make it to the floor for a vote, I am accusing you of proposing oppressive laws.”

By: Conan

Conan — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:16:03 +0000

Back in 8th grade, the proper response would be, “Hey, Patterico, I got yer evidence right here!” Accompanied by a gesture indicating that “here” was in the region of Goldsteinville, Goldsteinvania.

By: Nikki

Nikki — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:43:09 +0000

OK.

Although . . . thereâ€™s just one more thing Iâ€™d like to say about our Good Friend Mr. Constitutional Scholar Glenn Greenwald.

It has to do with the amazing defenses that people are posting . . . from his IP address.

And I say that here.

I posted this at Patterico’s site:

Didnâ€™t Deb Frisch state that some of the comments attributed to her at Goldsteinâ€™s site werenâ€™t hers? And didnâ€™t Goldstein say that he had the IP addresses to prove it?

It seems to me to be a little too convenient that right blogistan goes batshit crazy about a lefty, then suddenly comments that support the right’s position and make the lefty look weird appear bearing that lefty’s IP address. And this is only happening at certain maturity-deficient rightwing blogs.

File it under things that make you go …hmmmmm.