Comments on: Beneath the Planet of the…

By: Sadly, No! » Fan Club (Beware, Brendan!)

Sadly, No! » Fan Club (Beware, Brendan!) — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:21:45 +0000

[...] Even though Brendan is not anonymous, who knows what an unhinged cuntface like Dig Dug Trevino is capable of. [...]

By: Sadly, No! » Kibbles & Bits

Sadly, No! » Kibbles & Bits — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:55:41 +0000

[...] Speaking of Tacky, he was recently seen in a Party Hat, which reminds me to talk the police about Outside The Tent’s obvious kidnapping of Gavin. Let him go, Clif! We need him! Besides, to get the proper Party Hat effect, you have to kidnap Miguel, too, and last I heard, umm, he’s still here at S,N! Research Labs. But if you did kidnap him, he might write for your post: “BLARGH!! Buttertroll Brooks wants a brown people snack! It is a eat attack!” [...]

By: Sadly, No! » A Quick Note

Sadly, No! » A Quick Note — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:19:11 +0000

[...] PS — Message for Pasty: I’m still mocking you! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! [...]

By: Major Woody

Major Woody — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:59:50 +0000

Well, Mr. Montalban, not quite my cup of tea, old boy. I much prefer a merry jape at the peccadilloes of our betters, as is most typically your wont. Or perhaps some bawdy commentary accompanied by a lithograph of JLo in her knickers. Bwah ha!

By: Jillian

Jillian — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:28:52 +0000

It is to funny!

By: Scheherezhade

Scheherezhade — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:25:14 +0000

Jeebus, Retardeau, one lone commenter doesn’t like your opus and you’re all like, wah, wah, wah, nobody likes me, I suck.

Well,boy, genius is always misunderstood, so suck it up princess and get back to your creating.

I would say something about the genius of Gavin’s artwork, but unfortunately, my eyeballs clawed their way out of my sockets at the sight of Jeff in his “cocked” hat and were last seen at the station waiting for the next train out of town. But I saw enough of it to conclude that the pic of Jeff reminded me of Tenniel’s illustrations for Alice In Wonderland. Was such your intention?

By: Righteous Bubba

Righteous Bubba — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:23:37 +0000

Yeah, this one’s good and should have future installments. There are so many well-shaped wingnut noggins to, um, cover.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:32:30 +0000

this one is equally awesome, you guys are just poopshooting so fast.

By: Proteus454

Proteus454 — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:21:51 +0000

Are you kidding, Retardo? Comedy Gold! Do another next…say, month ro so, eh?

By: Charlotte Smith

Charlotte Smith — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:14:57 +0000

Damn, that was too funny! It almost hurt not to laugh out loud when I read it the first time (stupid job, cutting in to my S,N! time). I applaud you, sirs. Keep up the good work!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:57:15 +0000

awesome

By: fiver

fiver — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:16:11 +0000

Retardo, I think I love you.

By: Mr. Mordant

Mr. Mordant — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 19:31:32 +0000

I had a really good laugh, Retardo. I just tend to avoid commenting when I don’t really have anything to add besides “Awesome post, dood! You rule! You owe me for a new keyboard/monitor!” and so on.

So, for me, the default setting is that you rule. If you should ever happen to reek, I’ll be sure to bring it up – in the spirit of constructive criticism of course. Or the spirit of “we’re big boys, so we can speak our minds and hug and make up later”. So, yeah, be proud of your work here.

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:24:13 +0000

Oh jeebus, you guys slay me. I just scared the hell out of my pets (and probably my neighbors) by laughing loudly enough to wake them all up. You guys are my idols. I can’t decide whether the cockhat or the cephalopod hat is better. Poor PZ! I’m sure he was a good sport about it, though. Oh oh oh, still laughing while typing. Thank you again for all you do. I think, as wonderful as the photos are, it’s the Miguelspeak that really sends me round the bend. I don’t know why I think it’s so funny, I just do. Blaargh! You are banned from the Americablog Space-Time Continuum!

By: TC

TC — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:19:10 +0000

Yeah, total waste and completely missed the target if PZ just laughs it off, and yet no winguts come a’trollin’

write it off to collateral damage, fellas, and get back to the video wars!

By: Retardo Montalban

Retardo Montalban — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 17:39:02 +0000

Blah. I guess the people who liked that last one arent around this time (except Teh — hey Teh!), or I just didnt write this one as well. It can’t be the art because it’s top-notch. Fuck, Tacky hasnt even shown up yet, and I was certain we’d get some trolling comedy out of him. Sorry for the fucking disaster post.

At least PZ liked it.

By: Gavin M.

Gavin M. — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:28:25 +0000

Your REAL writing is much more engaging than this stuff that seems like you threw it together in five minutes.

I must point out that the Goldstein-with-cockhat image is brilliant, however. You are quite good with the photoshoppery. The l33t speak has got to go, however.

Agh, you don’t get the reference!

(The original.)

And I do all the art around here, fer yer infermation.

By: Retardo Montalban

Retardo Montalban — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:16:20 +0000

It hatched baby squids that ate poor PZ.

By: D. Sidhe

D. Sidhe — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:13:43 +0000

There’s no way that’s a colossal squid. Unless PZ is, I dunno, the size of an apartment building.

By: Republic of Palau

Republic of Palau — Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:10:25 +0000

Blech. The SN comment authentication doodah went all peculiar on me, sorry for the double (and potentially triple) post.