Welcome To The Big Time, Pamela Geller!
Our widdle wingnut is all growed up! It is with some pride that we have observed the recent rise of Pamela Geller to respectable, mainstream status — after all, Sadly, No! has been covering the erstwhile Pam Atlas since at least early 2006 (and our commenters were clued in to her even earlier).
Why, it seems like just yesterday that Pam was palling around with Neo-Nazis at seedy gatherings on the ass-end of the European political fringe1, fighting an eliminationist civil war over the dwindling crumbs of post-Katrina stupid, and revealing to a skeptical world that Barack Obama just may be — just might be — Malcolm X’s love child.
Now, thanks to newly resurgent anti-Muslim rage amongst the teatards — and its usefulness to GOP electoral chances in November — Geller finds herself the talk of the town, a sought-after commentator on the national stage as desperate media outlets seek to uncover the mystery as to why bigoted bigots are acting really bigoted out of bigotry.
Until recently, only a handful of bloggers and their readers were privy to Pam’s daily deluge of cap-locked misinformation and shrieking xenophobia. But today, like a shooting star flashing across the night sky (if said comet took several years2 of flirtini-addled, spit-flecked stumbling to careen tits-first through our field of vision), she speaks to a much wider audience. Indeed, an entire nation can now read stuff like this:
‘The purpose of these talks is clear. These will be direct negotiations between Israelis and Palestinians. These negotiations are intended to resolve all final status issues. The goal is a settlement, negotiated between the parties, that ends the occupation which began in 1967 and results in the emergence of an independent, democratic and viable Palestinian state, living side by side in peace and security with a Jewish state of Israel and its other neighbors. That’s the vision we are pursuing.’ Presdeint Obama, September 1, 2010
Spoken like a true antisemite. ‘Illegal’ occupation?
Well, no, ‘illegal’ was not a term used by Presdeint Obama in the supplied quote, though in fairness we don’t know what his doppelganger, President Obama may have said. It’s also worth noting that the ‘true anti-semites’ on the Israeli Supreme Court have ruled that the West Bank is ‘occupied’, but perhaps that’s a detail best puzzled over another day.
Or maybe you’d be interested to learn that Anti-Defamation League director Abe Foxman is actually a jihad-loving toady of Islamic supremacists? ‘Mighty classy, dhimmi,’ as Pam so politely punctuates the point.
In a victory for our national dialogue, more and more people can learn these things, thanks to Pam’s ascent to superstar status. And these days, she’s even got her own pet nebbish3!
Here’s to you, Pammy. You’ve come a Long Island way, baby!
1 Pam back in 2007 on hanging out with Vlaams Belang, originally the pro-Nazi Dutch Vlaams Blok party: ‘Who the hell wasn’t a nazi collaborator in Europe? Puhleeeeeze.’
Pam on George Soros a couple of months earlier: ‘Soros has sinister ties to anti-semites and Nazis.’
2Decades even — holy shit!
3Fixed, thanks N_B!
I’m breaking this thread’s hymen.
That will get you stoned to death under the coming Sharia law … nice work, Dhimmi!
I wanna do a “hymen/rectum-damn near killed ’em!” joke but I just can’t put my finger on it.
What?
And.
The word “shrew” is swimming at the forefront of my brane. Why is that?
“That will get you stoned to death under the coming Sharia law … nice work, Dhimmi!”
Next you’ll be telling me I have to cancel my interspecies orgy. Dammit.
Also. Could those of you with ladyparts comment on Pammy’s dress in the “nebish” photo? I see trash. Maybe it’s just the pose.
Whaddya think she feeds the pet gerbil? Bile?
Meanwhile, I keep noticing Pammy’s receding hairline. Is that me projecting? Or is it receding?
(Looch is in babble mode)
Next you’ll be telling me I have to cancel my interspecies orgy. Dammit.
If I recall correctly from your web site, isn’t that pretty much how you were born?
If you lady-types really want your Dhimmi merit badge you have to go all in with the female genital mutilation. Otherwise, your devotion to the cause will be questioned.
Meanwhile, I keep noticing Pammy’s receding hairline. Is that me projecting? Or is it receding?
Mask is slipping. Dress is uh-huh-HUGly. And shrews… do their vlogs make you want to shoot yourself with a cannon to put your poor ears and eyes out of their misery?
“If I recall correctly from your web site, isn’t that pretty much how you were born?”
Ha! It was.
Speaking of sites, I loved your first blog entry. That( was a really well-written review. I’ll have to find a way to snag that movie sometime.
Looch: Real Housewives of New Jersey
That’s all I’m gonna say.
I’ve been waiting for SN! to take a
victorydefeat lap about the mainstreaming of Geller for some time now.And shrews… do their vlogs make you want to shoot yourself with a cannon to put your poor ears and eyes out of their misery?
Yes. And then self-immolate.
Anything to make it go away.
If Obama were Malcolm X’s secret love child, wouldn’t that mean that he was unquestionably qualified to be President, cuz Malcolm was a U.S. citizen?
I’ve been waiting for SN! to take a victory defeat lap about the mainstreaming of Geller for some time now.
She’s mainstream now and above our pay grade at SN, but she’ll fall back to the basement any day now. It’s like watching a child go off to college … she’s somebody else’s problem for a while, but she’ll inevitably move back in.
If Obama were Malcolm X’s secret love child, wouldn’t that mean that he was unquestionably qualified to be President, cuz Malcolm was a U.S. citizen?
Umm…SHUTUPTHAT’SWHY.
“occupation.” I don’t think she knows what that means.
… wouldn’t that mean that he was unquestionably qualified to be President, cuz Malcolm was a U.S. citizen?
Not if Malcolm X had him in Mecca! Or something!
but she’ll inevitably move back in.
NO FORWARDING ADDRESS
Real Housewives of New Jersey
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I would like video of Pam feeding the Real Housewives of New Jersey to her gerbils please.
Pam looks like a Klingon Lady, only not as sexy. But I bet she has the pointed fangs, and that she hisses as a come-on to her, uh- lovers?
I did a photoshop of her with the bumpy Klingon forehead & crest, but it’s long-gone.
If Obama were Malcolm X’s secret love child, wouldn’t that mean that he was unquestionably qualified to be President, cuz Malcolm was a U.S. citizen?
That only works for white people. Black people are weird and foreign no matter how many centuries their families have been here.
but she’ll inevitably move back in.
I say we change the locks NOW.
Can I get a side of bacon with that sharia law?
Can I get a side of bacon with that sharia law?
Rusty Shackleford said,
September 3, 2010 at 22:46
I would like video of Pam breastfeeding the Real Housewives of New Jersey please.
Fixed.
<_<
Whaddya think she feeds the pet gerbil?
Is this a VVR? If so, I imagine it to be like a wood chipper.
Re the nebish: is that the same as a nebbish?
Real Housewives of New Jersey
KILL IT WITH FIRE”
You’re so naive. They can’t be killed with fire.
Is this a VVR?
Um, no. I was thinking that her pet nebish looked quite gerbil-like.
You scare me, Whale Chowdah.
You scare me, Whale Chowdah.
Fuck, I scare myself.
They can’t be killed with fire.
Hair spray burns.
They can’t be killed with fire.
“Nuke ’em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Hair spray burns.
Is silicone flammable?
You’re so naive. They can’t be killed with fire.
Second hand clothing?
Somewhere between 87k and a bazzilion teabaggers
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/08/30/5001303-a-big-beck-crowd-but-how-big-
ARMAGELLAR!
Re the nebish: is that the same as a nebbish?
Speld bofe waze!
“Second hand clothing?”
That, good taste and dignity.
tsam–Ha!
ARMAGELLAR
Oooh, nice. We can run it over in the middle of the road!
OT: Lookin’ for the expected pearl clutching over Machete at Big Failywood, when all of a sudden:
Tim McGraw is a white supremacist but there’s no outrage! Can you guess why?
In a sane and educated America, the irony of a wealthy Jewish women calling for a final solution to the Palestinian Problem, would have been apparent for everyone to see.
Viva La Reagan Revolucion!!
Tim McGraw is a white supremacist but there’s no outrage! Can you guess why?
Bruce seems plenty outraged, although he doesn’t seem to really know why.
In a sane and educated America, the irony of a wealthy Jewish women calling for a final solution to the Palestinian Problem, would have been apparent for everyone to see.
Because muslims. Y do U hate Amercia?
ARMAGELLAR
Oooh, nice. We can run it over in the middle of the road!
I was going for Armageddon–the safe word in a felching incident gone horribly wrong. Will find link. It be funny.
A must listen.
The gerbil talk reminded me of this story.
On the basis that the Palestinian territories are occupied territory, Israeli settlements in these territories are in breach of Israel’s obligations as an occupying power and constitute a grave breach of the Geneva Conventions and that the settlements constitute war crimes
Or, you know, ‘illegal.’
@ link Tim McGraw is a white supremacist
Byline is Bruce carroll. Wait, wait …. that sounds familiar….
Ahh, right:
Nuff sed.
Because muslims.
Having a crisis of faith? Worried you might accidentally stumble into a mosque?
Y do U hate Amercia?
Why do you ask? If I keep pointing out your bigotry do you plan to hurt Amercia in retaliation?
PM – they are illegal, and because Obama did not precede ‘occupation’ with the word ‘illegal’, even though it is accurate, it means he hates Israel. That’s Pam logic.
That’s Pam logic.
Fake and plasticky.
I noticed you had let up a bit on Pammi a bit lately, and now I know why! Above your pay grade? I’m giving you a raise! Whatever I pay you to keep track of this festering coldsore on the lip of Lady Liberty–Double it! Take that Pammi.
Keep up the good work.
boc
So in Pam’s world, is Benjamin Freakin’ Netanyahu a jihadi terror-lovin’ antisemite for agreeing to meet with B Hussein Obama?
Netanyahu doesn’t just freak Ben, he freaks everybody.
Welcome To The Big Time, Pamela Geller!
For some reason, I’m reminded of Russ Meyer’s Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, which similarly concerns the perils of a young woman who makes it big.
Netanyahu doesn’t just freak Ben, he freaks everybody.
By Pammicakes’ standards, I guess nothing short of an all-out Kahanist as the prime minister of Israel would perhaps (just perhaps, mind you) be reliable enough not to sell out the entire Jewish people.
Spoken like a true antisemite. ‘Illegal’ occupation?
If you don’t think Jews are allowed to occupy any country they want, you hate Jews. Got it.
Can you imagine what kind of names Pam would be getting called right now if she was saying this kind of crap on behalf of blacks, Latinos or American Indians? These are the same people who consider “reparation for slavery” to be a code word for the extermination of the white race.
By Pammicakes’ standards, I guess nothing short of an all-out Kahanist as the prime minister of Israel would perhaps (just perhaps, mind you) be reliable enough not to sell out the entire Jewish people.
Heck. If we were to hate all the Jews that Kahane and Falwell hated, we’d be almost as antisemetic as al-Qaeda.
I noticed you had let up a bit on Pammi a bit lately, and now I know why! Above your pay grade? I’m giving you a raise! Whatever I pay you to keep track of this festering coldsore on the lip of Lady Liberty–Double it! Take that Pammi.
I shudder to contemplate what would happen if Pastor Swank somehow makes it to the major leagues of the Wingnut-verse.
Spoken like a true antisemite. ‘Illegal’ occupation?
Rather than one of those fakey half-assed ones like Hitler or Stalin.
I shudder to contemplate what would happen if Pastor Swank somehow makes it to the major leagues of the Wingnut-verse.
Falwell and Robertson were just as fucking crazy J Grant “Rentboy” Swank. They were pretty much the Hank Aaron and Babe Ruth of the wingnut universe.
I was going for Armageddon–the safe word in a felching incident gone horribly wrong. Will find link. It be funny.
Sooo…who would win? Megashark or Armagellar?
I’m thinking shark fin soup, baby. Armagellar can regrow limbs.
flirtini-addled
Do I really want to know what the fuck a “flirtini” is?
“That will get you stoned to death under the coming Sharia law … nice work, Dhimmi!”
Dhimmi Day Woman #12 & 33
Bolton/Palin:2012
Democrats worst nightmare.
Do I really want to know what the fuck a “flirtini” is?
Gin and pine needles.
Ewww. I’ll bet they’re made with strawberry vodka and some creamy shit*.
Mmmm, vodka.
*VSR
Bolton/Palin:2012
I’m not thinkin’ Pammycakes would like that pairing at all.
Gin and pine needles.
If the gin is cheap enough, I’d think the pine needles were unnecessary.
If the gin is cheap enough, I’d think the pine needles were unnecessary.
What are you, some kind of barbarian?
What are you, some kind of barbarian?
No, just someone who did some weird shit with verb tenses.
Wouldn’t pine needles be, well, needle-y?
Good thing real leftists are just too extreme to have on TV. After all, it’s okay to call for the extermination of non-white races and non-Christian religions, but by god don’t you have anyone on calling US foreign policy imperialism and saying that the Palestinians are right and the Israeli militarists are wrong.
Bolton/Palin:2012
I’m not thinkin’ Pammycakes would like that pairing at all.
True, that would remove two prospects.
Gin and pine needles.
I believe that’d be a firtini.
I imagine a flirtini is some sort of sweet fruit-infused vodka mixed with some kind of fruit juice. With a drink umbrella.
I imagine a flirtini is some sort of sweet fruit-infused vodka mixed with some kind of fruit juice. With a drink umbrella.
Sounds worse than shitting pine needles.
,i>Good thing real leftists are just too extreme to have on TV. After all, it’s okay to call for the extermination of non-white races and non-Christian religions, but by god don’t you have anyone on calling US foreign policy imperialism and saying that the Palestinians are right and the Israeli militarists are wrong.
Now hold on there. Sometimes we object to the extremism of the Right. Even strenuously at times.
We even risk tagfail when we’re so strenuous in our objections.
Do I really want to know what the fuck a “flirtini” is?
Isn’t that the martini that comes right after the second martini?
YMMV
Did somebody say MegaShark? NOBODY BEATS MEGASHARK!!
What about Gigashark?
SHUT UP, N_B!! Just shut up!
You don’t have to worry about Petashark…because no one would want to.
LOL. My nurse just made a Suicidal Tendencies reference.
Isn’t that the martini that comes right after the second martini?
Yeah, but for some people, that might be the fucktini.
Yeah, but for some people, that might be the fucktini.
Midget porn references so early in the evening?
Yeah, but for some people, that might be the fucktini.
Ergo the “YMMV” reference. You know, “Your Martini, My Vag,” right?
Did I type that?
It’s never too early for midget porn. That’s what actor always says.
Midget porn references so early in the evening?
Ha!
Did I type that?
Yes, yes you did. Well done!
LOL. My nurse just made a Suicidal Tendencies reference.
I hope she didn’t see your mommy.
Nymfail. Again;
I hope she didn’t see your mommy.
You don’t have to worry about Petashark…because no one would want to.
I would, cuz I’m EXTREME
SHUT UP, N_B!! Just shut up!
Counter him with TeraShark–fast!
I hope she didn’t see your mommy.
It was actually a dude. Sexist. 😉
No, I asked for a Diet Pepsi and he said, “There’s this song…” and I immediately knew what he was talking about. It was kind of funny, because he didn’t seem like the type of guy who would listen to them.
T&U;
If your nurse is referencing Suicidal Tendencies, you’d best
runhobble out of there quick.It was actually a dude. Sexist. 😉
Busted. Apologies.
Got it. Just one Pepsi.
Busted. Apologies.
‘s cool. I’ve actually had 4-5 male nurses during this experience so far.
And she wouldn’t give it to me!!!
“Counter him with TeraShark–fast”
You do it, tsam. Be my shark battle champion.
Also: LOL.
What? Veiled Shit Reference? Honey, that weren’t veiled. “Oh, the opiates do nothing for me.” Riiiiiight.
What? Veiled Shit Reference? Honey, that weren’t veiled. “Oh, the opiates do nothing for me.” Riiiiiight.
Semen, silly.
I found out the reason why I thought opiates did nothing for me was because a huge chunk of bone that had broken off, um, shifted when I fell yesterday. They had to do a second incision because of that. My beautiful gams!
It’s never too early for midget porn
Even after all these years, I am unable to read or hear any mention of little people and sex without reciting my favoritest line from a book ever. One of the RA Wilson books where the gynecophiliac midget walks up to the gorgeous woman and “What would you say to a friendly little fuck?” She replies, “Hello, friendly little fuck.”
and SAYS. He walks up and SAYS….
Ha! I like that, Pup.
@N__B:
My Terashark is bigger than your Gigashark. Nyah….
You do it, tsam. Be my shark battle champion.
Done. That should leaving reeling in agony from having been burned so friggin bad he feels compelled to disconnect the internet!
Powerful 7.4 quake hits New Zealand’s South Island
Everything okay Herr Doktor Bimler? You’re on North Island, right?
“@N__B:
My Terashark is bigger than your Gigashark. Nyah….”
*peeks out from behind tsam* YEAH ! In your face!
Those in the know read this.
Boring correction coming up: the Vlaams Belang, ex Vlaam Blok, in note 1 is Belgian (Flemish), not Dutch.
Boring correction is boring and ya killed the tread, Red.
Sheesh.
Have we reached a quorum?
* puff cigar *
In the olden days, of inter-nets, we had a little t’ing, called acro-nyms…
I propose, for purposes of this here “blog”, “OT” be read to mean, “On Topic.” All other posts are presumed to be about whatever it is that rattles around in your brain pan, a dat dat dah, a deet deet dee, and whatevah the hell else you wanna put in there…
*raises hand*
I’m here, a testament to my somewhat pathetic existence and lack of funds.
Don’t MAKE me comment on the faaaaabulououousssss Bolognese I crafted. Truth, ‘tWas not a Bolognese proper but a ragu d’auteur in the Bolognese style.
Who the fuck cooks Bolognese when it’s 92 degrees?
Take Geller back, okay? Please? NOW?!
Or just kill me … either one works.
But just do it fast … the evil, it BUUUUUUURNS!
Who the fuck cooks Bolognese when it’s 92 degrees?
He’s in Poooortlaaaand. It’s probably 70.
Myyyyyyyyyyyy Bolognese has a first name…
T&U,
Much as it pains me to make a request that will please Actor212 no end, do please STAY THE FUCK IN BED, so you can heal, mmm’kay?
We’d like you to be fully functional.
OK, yeah I know, I’m a lurker shutthefuckupandgo’waynow…*sniff*
Know who wasn’t a Nazi collaborator in Europe?
HITL- whoops, can’t use that one here.
If there were no Pamela Geller, then the
Hamas leadershipTalibanskinheadsvile & unspeakable thing that sleeps underneath R’lyeh, waiting for the stars to align so that it may rise againDemocrats would’ve had to invent her.Yeah, that ADL -what a bunch of jihadi-loving anti-Semites!
Some people drink the Kool-Aid – Geller just huffs it straight, right out of the envelope.
One of the RA Wilson books
First of the Illuminatus trilogy, if memory serves.*
* Veiled “Can’t-be-arsed-walking-to-the-bookshelf” reference.
*golf clap*
Ooh, looky, another slavery case in America.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/09/la-firm-at-center-of-huge-human-smuggling-case.html
Be sure to read comment by Jack for more details, or as they say on NPR, dih-TAILS.
Geller just huffs it straight, right out of the envelope.
Nuh-uh. She cooks it and boots it. Hardcore.
*golf clap*
*Golf waves to crowd*
burp
Can we please get back to talking about Lursa and B’Etor?
Help–
I just bought a bag of Bean Soup Mix–I need to figure out how to make these without meat. I have a crock pot…
What the fuck do I do with these? There are navy beans, lentils, great northern beans, etc…
I’m doing this because my oldest daughter decided she’s a vegetarian. Now I have to figure out what to make that we can all eat and stay healthy.
One of the RA Wilson books where the gynecophiliac midget walks up to the gorgeous woman and “What would you say to a friendly little fuck?” She replies, “Hello, friendly little fuck.”
Pammy has seen one too many fnords.
1. Soak the beans overnight.
2. Drain the beans and put them in a sauce-pan on the stove and fill with water or chicken stock until they’re covered by about 2 inches of liquid.
3. Bring almost to a boil.
4. Reduce heat and simmer until done. Could take several hours depending on how long the beans have been sitting around.
5. Don’t add salt until the beans are cooked as this can make them tough.
What the fuck do I do with these?
Crock pot. Water. Wine. Onions, garlic, veggies of choice. Herbs/spices of choice (I love throwing fennel seeds in soup). Let it cook. Make it thick and serve it over rice. Or not.
What the fuck do I do with these? There are navy beans, lentils, great northern beans, etc…
Those go well with really well with Ham, but since you’re looking to go vegetarian I guess your shit out of luck. You can boil ’em and turn it into a paste. 🙂
First do what Major Kong said, tho. I must have forgot that part.
*cough*
Don’t forget to add Brussels Sprouts!!
Don’t forget to add Brussels Sprouts!!
Hater.
AWESOME–thanks guys.
I was just gonna boil them. I should take a cooking class. I can’t believe I’m 40 and still don’t know how to cook more than about 10 things.
No brussels sprouts. I despise those things.
No brussels sprouts. I despise those things.
Good call.
If you are doomed to a Vegan existence you should learn all you can about Spaghetti squash.
Versatile plant.
@N__B:
My Terashark is bigger than your Gigashark. Nyah….
Millions of ?sharks are going to eat you from the inside out.
FYWP that mu showed up just fine.
Ruined a perfectly good rassin frassin joke.
Much as it pains me to make a request that will please Actor212 no end, do please STAY THE FUCK IN BED, so you can heal, mmm’kay?
Aww, thank you! I am. I have nurses to take care of me tonight and my mom will be here all weekend. So I’m just getting up to pee. (Although I did injure myself doing that on Thursday).
Tsam, bay leaf is also good with beans.
Just avoid bay rum and coke.
Mμμμμμ.
http://www.mikezilla.com/exp0012.html
When I went to big family gatherings as a kid, my New York Irish relatives would inevitably get all maudlin and sentimental and pass the hat for the “widows and orphans”, which as it turns out means the IRA (technically they didn’t specify if it was to support or create widows and orphans). Anyway, it’s amazingly easy to be supportive of violence when said violence happens far enough away that you hardly ever have to hear about it.
Speaking of New York, the thing that struck me about illegal settlements is that when there would be interviews with settlers on TV (there really aren’t now), they were like “Yeah, dis here is our land, cause da Holy One, blessid be He, friggin’ promised it ta us already, capisce?”. I don’t think I heard a real Israeli accent until grad school.
All the Partisans fighting the Nazis in the countrysides and in secret urban networks that the US then set about murdering, jailing, and exiling once WWII was over.
When I went to big family gatherings as a kid, my New York Irish relatives would inevitably get all maudlin and sentimental and pass the hat for the “widows and orphans”, which as it turns out means the IRA (technically they didn’t specify if it was to support or create widows and orphans). Anyway, it’s amazingly easy to be supportive of violence when said violence happens far enough away that you hardly ever have to hear about it.
Hence America’s touching penchant for always supporting the war, whatever it is, wherever it is.
All the Partisans fighting the Nazis in the countrysides and in secret urban networks that the US then set about murdering, jailing, and exiling once WWII was over.
Also all the people who fought in Spain, came home and were labeled “premature anti-fascists” and held under suspicion for the entire duration of the war.
By the way, when people in our time watch “Casablanca,” does anyone still pick up on the fact that Rick used to be either a socialist, or someone who was so neck-deep in socialist company that he might as well have been? “I fought in Spain on the Loyalist side.” At the time, that would’ve been blatant.
Bay leaves? I don’t know what those are. In a spice jar?
Hence America’s touching penchant for always supporting the war, whatever it is, wherever it is.
I would not support a war here. That’s why I don’t support wars elsewhere. Me so crazy.
I can’t believe I’m 40 and still don’t know how to cook more than about 10 things.
That’s about 9 up on what I knew how to cook when I was 40, if you don’t count microwaving frozen dinners or boiling up a dose of boxed mac-n-cheese. I’m a bit more diverse these days since I started cooking vegan-style (though I do the whole ovo-lacto thing when I’m not at home, so I don’t have any psychic / telekinetic powers or anything.)
@ tsam:
Yeah, in a jar. Two provisos:
A) Don’t overdo it—one or two is plenty, and:
2) Whatever you do, get what they call “Turkish Bay” leaves, AKA bay laurel. “California Bay Leaves” are eucalyptus, and make everything taste like a Hall’s Mentho-lyptus coughdrop.
Oh, and fish them out when the dish is done—you don’t want to bite into them.
Nothing says healthy eating like oysters! Uh… ?
I just found out the other day that some vegetarians consider oysters to be untermen… uh, not animals, and fair game. Kinda surprised me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster#Ethical_considerations
I also didn’t know that they’re freaky gender-bending group-sex-having shooting-their-sperm-into-the-water-by-the-thousands-all-at-once shellfish-orgy kinksters! This goes against Gawd. Also, it doesn’t sound very kosher.
An armful of badgers from your pal Balko.
I heartily endorse this event or product:
http://www.amazon.com/White-Grass-Cafe-Cross-Country-Cooking/dp/0870125702
A good chunk of it is vegetarian, esp. their best-selling chili. I’m no cook, and I can make it. The recipe makes a big damned amount of it, too; good for putting food on your family.
I could xerox the chili recipe and mail it to you, or something… or library, interlibrary loan, yadda yadda. Some veggieites on the east coast say this book & the cafe it’s from is right up there with Moosewood de Ithaca, NY.
I could type it up and post said recipe here on the ‘net for all to see for eternity… yes, I could do that… BUT IT WOULD BE WRONG.
Pray with me, Henry. . . .
Now I have to figure out what to make that we can all eat and stay healthy.
Do as the etiquette-advice columnists do and keep a salami in the fridge.
Do as the etiquette-advice columnists do and keep a salami in the fridge.
Four pounds minimum.
tsam, I also second the recommendation of the “Moosewood” family of cookbooks. Also, see if there’s an Indo-Pak store around- spices are very inexpensive at these places.
“Bay leaves? I don’t know what those are.”
Bay eats, shoots and leaves.
Aaayyyy, we gottcher four- pound salami…………RIGHT HERE!!
Aaayyyy, we gottcher four- pound salami…………RIGHT HERE!!
Sent from Katz’ Deli.
And once that Katz salami goes in, it don’t wanna come out!
Well, now we know the ultimate thread-killing weapon: A cured meat/animal sex joke
Well, now we know the ultimate thread-killing weapon: A cured meat/animal sex joke
Nah, it’s
pitch darklate, andyou are likely to be eaten by a gruedecent people are sleeping.N__B said,
September 3, 2010 at 23:08
They can’t be killed with fire.
Hair spray burns.
Whale Chowder said,
September 3, 2010 at 23:08
They can’t be killed with fire.
“Nuke ‘em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
Looch said,
September 3, 2010 at 23:09
Hair spray burns.
Is silicone flammable?
Yeah, WD40 works. Hairspray is what you use on the kids if you don’t have a taser handy up here, and most people don’t.
http://newsminer.com/view/full_story/4560337/article-Anchorage-men-accused-of-setting-boy-s-hair-afire-
But after they grow up and turn into suburu hippies in the way, If you’re going to leave te house, you gotta have a gun rack and a Mossburg to keep them in line .
Nah, it’s late, and decent people are
sleepingfucking grues.Fiqqst for accuracy.
Nah, it’s late, and decent people are
sleepingfucking grues.Once you go grue, your love life is through.
For some reason, I’m reminded of Russ Meyer’s Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, which similarly concerns the perils of a young woman who makes it big.
Coming soon: Faster Pammicakes, Kill! Kill!
Coming soon: Faster Pammicakes,
Kill! Kill!Shrill! Shrill!Fexxored for flava.
Calling Pam “shrill” is like calling the surface of the sun “a bit warm”.
The mysteries of the human mind. Why did this sentence:
Calling Pam “shrill” is like calling the surface of the sun “a bit warm”.
bring to mind all the tabloid crap re The Jersey Shore?
Calling Pam “shrill” is like calling the surface of the sun “a bit warm”.
True.
However, “sociopath” is hard word to rhyme.
The societal state of mental health: “I see sick people.”
Ummmm tsam? You bought a bean soup mix, yes? What you is first, READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS ON THE PACKAGE.
Even if you already know how to fuck which, it seems, you have done if not necessarily mastered.
Aww yeah. This is awesome.
Thanks very much for all the advice everyone. That gets me beyond started on figuring this stuff out. I’m actually glad I’m cutting back on meat. I also need to start eating better anyway. Thanks again!
What you is first, READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS ON THE PACKAGE.
I did that–I got the soaking part down. I just don’t think beans boiled in water alone would be very good, right? I was looking for what else to put in there besides ham–for a vegetarian.
Even if you already know how to fuck which, it seems, you have done if not necessarily mastered.
According to the directions, I’m doing it wrong.
I was looking for what else to put in there besides ham–for a vegetarian.
I’ve heard that cucumbers and some types of squash can serve.
Tsam, if you’re going to keep cooking dried beans, I highly recommend a pressure cooker. Beans go from requiring hours to cook to less than 15 minutes. Here’s a post that discusses soaking, salting, etc. I hope you enjoy the soup, I find dried beans end up SOOO much tastier than canned.
A chipotle or two would be a good sub for ham, it gives a subtle, smoky heat.
Since it’s so quiet around here, might as well have a business update, since work’s what’s kept me from around these parts for much of the past month.
We got our expanded line of credit, which was a good thing. We’ve still not borrowed very much and should have a good income flow starting the end of this month. So far we have 20 schools under contract with another 30 potential. Disclosure: although I’ve called on more schools than anyone else, I’ve signed the fewest up. Probably mostly because I’ve been targeting the schools with the best sales potential and hardly any of them had not yet decided on a fundraiser already – of course the competition has been hounding them for the entire past year so that’s completely understandable. Also understandable because I’ve never been someone who closes the deal on first meeting – it’s not my style. So it takes me longer to get them but once I do, they stay with me. I’ve joined about 25 PTAs in these choice schools so far and will be joining probably another 25, and after showing up for a couple of meetings in the next few months to year, pitching in to help with PTA events, and donating door prizes or gifts for PTA teacher appreciation days, I’ll sign most if not all of those schools for spring or next fall. I did get a bit of REALLY good news Thursday – a contract with a local private daycare/preschool/school that serves the old money neighborhoods here in Little Rock – they usually sell $60K worth of candy bars every year, so there’s no telling how great we’ll do with it, since we’re offering so much more. That one sale will retire the additional money we had to borrow!
And I’m seriously starting to wonder about how fucking slow-witted and lazy our competitors are. I mean, we’ve been in business now for all of 7 months and we’ve already produced an appealing program and signed some of the best accounts out there…and none of the other guys have bothered joining a single PTA. WTF? It costs at most $5 per; some of them are FREE, and all you have to do is ask, pay the money, and fill out the form to join and presto – you know what’s going on in that school and all the people who will be deciding what to do for the next fundraiser. It’s really inconceivable to me that they haven’t been doing this and that they’ve all been coasting along offering the same shitty frozen cookies, candy bars, and gift wrap for all these years.
We are looking at setting up another business sometime next year to produce our own cookie mixes, since so many of the schools are so caught up with this idea that cookies are the only thing that really sells. The frozen cookie dough crap does sell pretty well, but I keep thinking about how much trouble someone is going to be in the first time a kid eats some of it raw and gets salmonella after it’s sat out at a school and thawed while waiting to be picked up and delivered to the person who bought it. Plus, the wastefulness of shipping this shit all the way from California in some cases in freezer trucks…it’s just not a good way to do things. So we’re going to make mixes that just require addition of butter, egg & water – and of course they’ll taste better, like something homemade, because that’s essentially what they’ll be. Plus, no refrigeration and it looks like we can sell the mixes for several dollars less than the frozen dough crap. And we’ll be making the stuff here in state, which fits in with our “buy local” message.
In short, I’m never going to have a personal life again, but I’ll probably have a lot more money.
I understand T & U has suffered something along the lines of a broken leg? When did this happen & how? Someone fill me in on everything I’m missing by not being around much lately.
tigris – many thanks for the bean link. I have been meaning to score a pressure cooker and maybe this will get me to actually do it.
Jennifer – well done! And I love the local/homemade cookie mix idea.
Um, poop.
Pressure cookers are great.
Every family has a story about how Grandma splattered a pot roast all over the ceiling with one back in 1953, but they’re quite a bit safer now.
I can’t be arsed to go all the way back in the thread to find the original post, but if someone’s having trouble cooking dried beans, just remember a couple of rules – don’t put salt in the water until after they’ve cooked enough to reach the consistency you want. And don’t put acid (tomatoes) in before the beans have reached the consistency you want either.
Jennifer, thanks for the update. This sounds awesome.
Yesh, I my bike chain broke early Saturday morning on the way home from the bar and I fell, breaking my ankle quite badly. (A fracture of my distal fibula and a big chunk from another bone the size of a shrimp, like, um, came off). So I had surgery yesterday and will have to stay off my foot for 10-12 weeks.
I have a cast right now, but will get a removable boot next Friday, which will make life easier. I have crutches, but the PT thought it would be better for me to use a walker for now because, um, I’m clumsy. And impatient–it’s harder to get ahead of yourself on a walker than it is on crutches. But I also feel like an old lady.
Sooo, I’m almost out of sick leave, so I was hoping to go back to work on Tuesday, but I think I may be smoking crack. I’m probably going to have to go without 3-4 days’ pay on this check.
Good thing I’m independently wealthy. /lolwut?
Oh, and I fucking fell on my crutches on Thursday and was in the most excruciating pain of MY LIFE and apparently managed to fuck my ankle up even more, as apparently my surgeon said to my mother, “Don’t let her fall again EVER.”
Damn, T & U, that sucks. Sounds like the next 3 months are just going to be a joy.
On the plus side, you can use your crutches for beating your annoying co-worker about the head and shoulders.
Damn, T & U, that sucks. Sounds like the next 3 months are just going to be a joy.
Yeah, it kind of sucks. My family reunion is this weekend and I’m sad I’m missing it. I haven’t seen a lot of my cousins in a while. I also missed Paul F. Tompkins on Saturday and my 30th birthday is in a week, so it is pretty fucking terrible timing.
On the plus side, you can use your crutches for beating your annoying co-worker about the head and shoulders.
Indeed. Although I may have to take it easy on her, as I understand that my officemates have created a sign-up sheet for taking me to and from work (it’s my right foot, so I don’t know how long it will be before I can drive), and I’m sure she’ll sign up.
Oh, the mix was just beans, no seasoning? That’s different.
Dice an onion, two carrots and a stalk of celery. That is called ‘mirepoix’ and is the basis for almost anything delicious. 50% onion and 25% each carrot and celery. Make sure to include lots of. those leaves from the pale stalks in the center of the bunch. Put a frying pan on medium, add some butter and/or oil and sauté the mirepoix until the veggies have softened – don’t go so long that you brown the onions (that’s the start of something completely different). Add salt (kosher or sea please) and freshly ground pepper. Put the veg in a large pot with the soaked beans and add water to an inch above the beans. Toss in a bay leaf, bring up to heat and cook at a slow simmer for two hours. Tada, you just made basic bean soup.
Add some coarsely chopped lettuce (or any greens – kale, chard, cabbage) for the last hour and you’ve got sort of mInestrone. A can of tomatoes or several chopped tomatoes is a perfect addition. Variou herbs and spices at your discretion and taste make it better. You can add extra chunks of carrot – I do because I worship carrots.
I’ll add more later when I’m using a computer, not this fucking iPhone.
May I preempt the VPR / carrot worship / celtic orgy nonsense?
P. Maximus – and thank YOU for the mirepoix note. Yum
May I preempt the VPR / carrot worship / celtic orgy nonsense?
Party pooper!
Kinda late here, but I am thirding the Moosewood cookbooks. They do use cheese and eggs in many recipes– and not a few books have seafood sections!– but there’s still plenty of purely-vegan recipes in them and newer books are moving even more in a vegan direction.
Plus the recipes are very good, and I’m saying that as someone who is fonder of meat than is probably good for them.
Good grief! I wonder if, when she’s on an airplane and needs to use the bathroom and it’s “Occupied” if she goes all Semitic on the flight attendants.
Damn, T & U, that sucks. Sounds like the next 3 months are just going to be a joy.
Just in time for Christmas!
First of the Illuminatus trilogy, if memory serves.
S,N! It was The Universe Next Door, the first Book One of the Schrödinger’s Cat trilogy.
PeeJ’s always right about food issues, listen to him. I was just reading about the old wives tale that one shouldn’t salt beans while cooking; it’s wrong and should be forgotten like so much else your elders told you. Salting beans helps them keep their shape and prevent their peeling during cooking. See Kenji Lopez-Alt at Seriouseats.com.
I guess I’m a lonely voice in the wilderness about the lameness of the Moosewood cookbooks. Mostly their stuff will work (be OK, edible, sort of) if you grow the veggies yourself. If you’re buying down at the store they just result in stodge. YMMV.
For really interesting veggie cooking may I recommend Victor Sodsook’s “True Thai”, Madhur Jaffrey, (many books) and that old hippie standby Anna Thomas’ “The Vegetarian Epicure”.
There are lots of cultures that have cooked vegetarian food for centuries and have worked out ways to make it tasty, healthy and interesting. Sasak cooking from Indonesia, South Indians, Vietnamese buddhists all have delicious vegetarian traditions. Upstate New York hippies not so much.
Know who wasn’t a Nazi collaborator in Europe?
HITL- whoops, can’t use that one here.
Well… I don’t think you could collaborate with the Nazis if you actually were the Nazis.
DON’T use chicken broth. Or if you do don’t tell your daughter.
Obligatory here at SN!: You know who else was a vegetarian?
Madhur Jaffrey ftw. She’s a great teacher – one can learn a lot from her. I did.
@PM
That’s what I was after. That sounds GOOD. Thank you.
And I’m still doing the fucking wrong–but since I’m not doing any fucking these days, I can eat bean soup with impunity.
DON’T use chicken broth. Or if you do don’t tell your daughter
She’s a “vegetarian”. Eggs, chicken stock, things like that haven’t been scratched off the list. I made breakfast burritos for dinner a few nights ago, and the smell of the bacon nearly broke her. She stood fast, however. I’m pretty proud of her for sticking with this. Seeing her show courage in her convictions (even if they aren’t completely consistent) makes me feel like I did my job as a dad. It was difficult to counter the religious psychosis her maternal grandmother tried to plant in her, but all three girls made it through that with the Liberty and Justice for ALL ideal intact!
That’s some fine digression, there, tsam.
Oh, thanks dude.
No problem.
That’s also some awesome comma abuse, tsam.
Get a brian moran.
ok.
Well shit then. Use some lower sodium canned chicken broth (I’m being gentle here, I usually just tell people to make chicken stock) and water for the soup. Te lekkerste!
Pending the result of this new journey, I think my next lesson will be something with curry. I also really really want pad thai that doesn’t come out of a box.
I suppose getting off my lazy ass and reading a book or two is in order.
What you is first, READ THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS ON THE PACKAGE.
I did that–I got the soaking part down. I just don’t think beans boiled in water alone would be very good, right? I was looking for what else to put in there besides ham–for a vegetarian.
Yeh, cut your head off and throw it in there. Onions area must!
Second the Anna Thomas. Watch out for things that are heavily spiced for no real reason though. Thinking of the lentil soup, specifically.
There’s a lot of perfectly normal food that doesn’t have meat. Spaghetti sauce doesn’t need to have meat, for ex, and I prefer it without. Pesto, cheese ravioli, bean burritos & tacos (Anna Thomas has good refried bean recipe), vegetable soup…I eat meatless day in & day out, although I’m not vegetarian (bacon addict).
Colcannon. Apple pie–in New England apparently at one time a perfectly normal breakfast was apple pie with a chunk of cheddar cheese. You know all about vegetarian food, because you eat it alla time. Just gotta think about it a bit differently. Really, it’s easy to get used to not reaching for the pack of pork chops.
Colcannon. Apple pie–in New England apparently at one time a perfectly normal breakfast was apple pie with a chunk of cheddar cheese. You know all about vegetarian food, because you eat it alla time. Just gotta think about it a bit differently. Really, it’s easy to get used to not reaching for the pack of pork chops.
Unfortunately, I (like most Americans) was raised to center a meal around the meat. Choose a meat, build the meal. I do make spaghetti sauce without meat frequently. I do like it better with Italian sausage, though. (ha–sausage–fire away!)
I’m trying to change my thinking. I think most of my problem is a matter of effort.
Well… I don’t think you could collaborate with the Nazis if you actually were the Nazis.
Yeah, it’s like saying John Lennon collaborated with the Beatles.
The Vegetarian Epicure is my favorite cookbook; the latest edition is much more soccer mom than the 1st edition — a lot less butter in the recipes than you use when you’re stoned. The food’s fantastic, though, and the recipes all work well. Not really impressed with any of the following: Moosewood, The Enchanted Electric Broccoli Experience, Laurel’s Kitchen.
I’ve had a few good recipes out of the Tassajara ones, but my main problem with cooking hippie food is that if I’m going to go out of my way to buy special ingredients, I’d rather be buying some exotic fish or Indian spice than groats or brewer’s yeast or some bullshit like that. Having grown up on hippie food, I know I am disgracing my elders by turning my back on the traditions of my people (as is the custom among my people, the hippies.)
Apropo of something, don’t yell fire in a crowded theatre (or pass out anti war flyers) or else ! ! . . . 20 yrs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schenck_v._United_States
also, for short court decision . . .
“Evidence held sufficient to connect the defendants with the mailing of printed circulars in pursuance of a conspiracy to obstruct the recruiting and enlistment service, contrary to the Espionage Act of June 15, 1917. P 249 U. S. 49.”
http://supreme.justia.com/us/249/47/case.html
Colcannon. Apple pie–in New England apparently at one time a perfectly normal breakfast was apple pie with a chunk of cheddar cheese.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander. To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter. And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
Busted.
Ok, AP, how about setting the record straight on the rest of the teahadi agenda? We’re waiting.
From the OMFG, ASSHOLE, LET IT GO file.
Sheriff decides maryjane is because mexicans and blarrgggg!
Here’s the part that’s the actual news:
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
That’s very cute. I had no idea.
I think most of my problem is a matter of effort.
Time will help, along with a couple of cookbooks. I love cookbooks, read them for fun as well as inspiration. It will really help if you go totally veg for a while, nothing motivates improvisation in cooking like hunger, and after you’ve done it for a while it’s easier as you’ll have a repertoire.
I can’t believe I spelled repertoire correctly…something must be wrong with the sppeelcheker.
Can’t help it…
We’ve gone from nuts to soup.
Oh, and tsam: There are much better cooking resources ’round these parts than moi. I just figured I’d jump in as one kitchen clod to another.
Carry on.
Teahadi? What? Lots of dead air in that debate. Reublican’s heads can roll pretty well, too,especially the pneumatic ones. Bounce better , to.
How much do you figure Brewer’s head weighs?
tsam, I recommend this curry recipe from Cook’s Illustrated heartily. It’s not as prep-intense as a lot of Indian dishes, and doesn’t require you to buy ten million different (DELICIOUS) spices, but still has a good depth of flavor. We did it with eggplant and a little more tomato before, and it was pretty good, as well. I think you could do it with pretty much any veg you had banging around.
I was a vegetarian for 5-6 years in a place that wasn’t particularly vegetarian-friendly. (Gave it up when I started getting sick all the time, not realizing that it was the fact that I was eating my weight in bread at the bakery where I worked at the time). So, here are some suggestions:
Frozen stir-fry veggies. They’re not the most delicious things ever, but they’re good for you and easy to make–just steam some rice, heat them up in a pan with a little chopped garlic and onion and soy sauce, and you’re set.
You can also do fried rice another day with the remaining rice, but since you’re allergic to eggs, I don’t know if that’s really an option.
Also, too, fajitas. You can cook the meat separately for anyone who wants it. You can get creative with the veggies you throw into the fajita mix, too. You could also do quesadillas.
And, yes, Moosewood is teh awesome. I also used to have (until a fucking burgeoning vegan borrowed it and never gave it back and wound up eating fucking fake hotdogs anyway) an all-purpose, generic “vegetarian bible.” They’re usually among the clearance cookbooks at places like Border’s. I found it immensely useful for giving information about some of the “weirder” veg stuff, as well as instructions on how to cook lentils, beans, rice, etc. It had a “what every vegetarian should have in their pantry” section, which was nice. If you can find something like that, it could be useful. It also had some great soup recipes.
Hummus is also easy and quick, and I think there are some falafel mixes out there that are pretty dece, but I’m happy with some carrot sticks, chips, and maybe a little feta with hummus for dinner. You could also cook up some couscous, which is easy and cheap.
Chili. TVP is a good substitute for the texture of meat in chili, although you certainly don’t have to include it. You can make it like normal chili, but I would kick up the spices a little more. I also like(d) to add beer to the onions and garlic while I was sauteeing them. Tasty! You can make extra and freeze.
I also suggest making up a shit ton of red pasta sauce and freezing it. You can do pasta easily on days when you don’t want to cook something. Also, too, you can use the sauce for pizzas–you can even buy those pre-made crusts (or get some from the local bakery if they make them) or even English muffins and make little pizzas loaded with veggies. I like artichoke hearts and spinach and feta.
Baked potatoes (I like them with broccoli and cheese) and a salad make an easy, fast meal.
Portabellas with some cheese and pesto on a nice, crusty bread make for hearty sandwiches…
That’s all I can think of for now. But really, I’m a fucking lazy cook and I never really had a problem coming up with vegetarian food to eat. You just have to re-think (as you said) how you center your meal around the meat, and think about “dishes” instead of “main food with side,” if that makes any sense.
I also really really want pad thai that doesn’t come out of a box.
The Victor Sodsook book I referenced above will help you with this as well as all the Bangkok street food you always wanted to know how to make. And there’s a large part of the book dedicated to Thai vegetarian cuisine. I know it’s a pricey book but for those farangs trying to make real Thai food it is indispensable.
Geez, that was long. It’s a good thing you didn’t ask about gluten-free meal suggestions…
Reason # 543,765,998 why J. Goldberg is an asshole. Also. Oliver Ewndal Holmes strongly regreted his decision in this case and later in life became a big advocate of the 1st Am. Also, also, Eugene Debs was a great American.
http://supreme.justia.com/us/249/211/case.html
After considerable discourse that it is unnecessary to follow, he took up the case of Kate Richards O’Hare, convicted of obstructing the enlistment service, praised her for her loyalty to Socialism and otherwise, and said that she was convicted on false testimony, under a ruling that would seem incredible to him if he had not had some experience with a federal court. We mention this passage simply for its connection with evidence put in at the trial. The defendant spoke of other cases, and then, after dealing with Russia, said that the master class has always declared the war and the subject class has always fought the battles — that the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose, including their lives; that the working class, who furnish the corpses, have never yet had a voice in declaring war and never yet had a voice in declaring
Page 249 U. S. 214
peace. “You have your lives to lose; you certainly ought to have the right to declare war if you consider a war necessary.” The defendant next mentioned Rose Pastor Stokes, convicted of attempting to cause insubordination and refusal of duty in the military forces of the United States and obstructing the recruiting service. He said that she went out to render her service to the cause in this day of crises, and they sent her to the penitentiary for ten years; that she had said no more than the speaker had said that afternoon; that, if she was guilty, so was he, and that he would not be cowardly enough to plead his innocence, but that her message that opened the eyes of the people must be suppressed, and so after a mock trial before a packed jury and a corporation tool on the bench, she was sent to the penitentiary for ten years.
There followed personal experiences and illustrations of the growth of socialism, a glorification of minorities, and a prophecy of the success of the international socialist crusade, with the interjection that “you need to know that you are fit for something better than slavery and cannon fodder.” The rest of the discourse had only the indirect. though not necessarily ineffective. bearing on the offences alleged that is to be found in the usual contrasts between capitalists and laboring men, sneers at the advice to cultivate war gardens, attribution to plutocrats of the high price of coal, &c., with the implication running through it all that the working men are not concerned in the war, and a final exhortation, “Don’t worry about the charge of treason to your masters; but be concerned about the treason that involves yourselves.” The defendant addressed the jury himself, and while contending that his speech did not warrant the charges said, “I have been accused of obstructing the war. I admit it. Gentlemen, I abhor war. I would oppose the war if I stood alone.” The statement was not necessary to warrant the jury in finding that one purpose of the speech, whether incidental
One of his listed speach crimes by the SCOTUS was “a glorification of minorities”, if you didn’t catch that in the 2nd line of the last paragraph. God bless America and so on.
Ewndal = Wendall obviously
although I still spelled it wrong.
Oh, and Pad Thai is rather prep-intensive, but fairly easy. The trick is prepping everything beforehand and then cooking it in small batches so it doesn’t get all goopy. I just make a sauce using cashew butter (you can use peanut butter, though–I just can’t have it), soy sauce, that red chili paste stuff that is the fucking bomb and I would put on anything, fish sauce, and some brown sugar. I put it over a burner on low and let it meld together, and add it to each batch of Pad Thai I make. Sometimes I also cook up some garlic and just add the sauce to that.
Unfortunately, I can’t give you measurements because that’s not really the way I cook, but you can fumble your way through it a couple of times by tasting a lot and then record the combination of ingredients you like for future reference.
Is this the vegatarian chili recipe and socialism blog? It is! Good I’m in the right place.
Also, you can never go wrong with eggplant parm or veggie lasagna.
You can also do fried rice another day with the remaining rice
BTW, If you are going to make fried rice to start with, it is always best to cool the rice in the freezer or fridge first instead of straight from the bioiler pot.
Oh, and one last thing re: hummus. This may get my hand slapped by food snobs, but I usually just use garlic powder in my hummus. (And I am told that my hummus is DELICIOUS). The raw garlic is too much, I think. If I’m feeling ambitious, I’ll roast some garlic and put it and the garlic-infused oil in there instead.
Here’s a good guide to roasting garlic.
Also, on the garlic: when I’m making mashed potatoes (which, really, I could eat as a meal and then wonder why I’m such a fatass), I like to toss in a couple of cloves of garlic with the potatoes while they’re boiling and just mash them in with the potatoes when they’re cooked. Obviously, you need to make sure the garlic is well-distributed, unless you like random bursts of garlic, which is cool.
PS–If you don’t have a food processor, GET ONE. Even a cheapie. You can make hummus, bean dip, salsas, pesto, and all sorts of shit with it. I would give up any small appliance in the world before I’d give up my food processor.
BTW, If you are going to make fried rice to start with, it is always best to cool the rice in the freezer or fridge first instead of straight from the bioiler pot.
Exactly. Thanks for clarifying. Hot rice makes a sticky mess.
And I have a rice cooker, which makes things much easier, and you can steam veggies in it, as well.
PS–If you don’t have a food processor, GET ONE. Even a cheapie. You can make hummus, bean dip, salsas, pesto, and all sorts of shit with it.
And homemade guacamole–DROOOOOL.
This is great. Everyone is so helpful. Clearly I came to right place for advice on food!
Little known fact: Stalin killed Trotsky over his awesome beans and rice recipe.
How much do you figure Brewer’s head weighs?
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure all the business under the head is keeping it from floating away like a helium balloon.
Teahadi? What? Lots of dead air in that debate. Reublican’s heads can roll pretty well, too,especially the pneumatic ones. Bounce better , to.
I was born in 1969. In 2008, conservatism was finally given an apt name–teabagging. Republican, blue dog, reactionary, center-right, I consider them all teahadists. They cling to set of principles (my apology to the word principle for that unfair characterization) that is steeped in mysticism, social injustice and class warfare, idiotic double standards, and a love of all things lethal. I’m very very tired of hearing how scary it is for gay people to get married while some sort of gun regulation to prevent kids from shooting each other in school is not on the table for discussion.
Having become aware of life outside of myself around 1980, I can say without hesitation that conservatism has been a fucking anti-American joke my entire life.
Little known fact: Stalin killed Trotsky over his awesome beans and rice recipe.
I KNEW a political assassination wasn’t the whole story! Damn you Stalin!!!
Okay, obviously I’m hungry and bored (dammit, I stopped cooking for a few weeks because I was busy and now I really can’t), but I also have to suggest chilaquiles.
I usually just leave out the chicken. If she goes full-on veg, I’m sure veggie stock would be fine. You might try it with shrimp, too. I’m not a shrimp fan, so I don’t know for sure.
I also just make my chips in the oven using corn tortillas. Just cut them into quarters and bake at 300 until slightly brown, about 7 minutes on each side. You can brush oil on them, but I don’t think it’s necessary. I think it’s better than store-bought tortilla chips, but those would still be good–I’d just be careful about the salt, especially with store-bought broth.
I stopped cooking for a few weeks because I was busy and now I really can’t
I had a similar no- standing situation with my ankle. A cheap garage sale or Depot Store barstool is great in the kitchen if you are gimping, tall enough to work on the counter.
I had a similar no- standing situation with my ankle. A cheap garage sale or Depot Store barstool is great in the kitchen if you are gimping, tall enough to work on the counter.
I’ll try that.My kitchen’s small enough that it would be pretty easy to move around.
I think I’m also going to get a cheapo office chair so I can have my hands free to take food to the table to eat like a real human being.
And homemade guacamole–DROOOOOL.
Oh man…that was a fresh kitchen towel. Jeeze.
You don’t need a processor for guacamole! Just a fork. If you can’t mash up yr avocados with a fork, you’re not letting them ripen enough.
Veggies & rice with brown rice & parmesan is classic hippie veg food (on which I, too, was raised). Great mainstay.
I was raised, not just on hippie food, but specifically on burritos (actually, they were tacos, but we thought tacos had to be crisp corn shells). Pops would make a big batch of refried beans, and when a person was hungry said person would make up a bean-cheese-onion-avocado-whathaveyou thingie on a flour tortilla. Once or twice a week someone would make an actual meal.
T&U is quite right, the change is in thinking of food in terms of dishes, not meals. Most dishes will make a sufficient meal with the addition of a salad or other small nosh.
Barstool works pretty well as a walker, too, if you have one good leg.
Barstool works pretty well as a walker, too, if you have one good leg.
Or you can just sit on it at the bar, ordering Flirtinis.
Veggies & rice with brown rice…on ricecakes! with a little basmati on the side. Cripes.
Also, Stalin/Trotsky deathmatch over beans & rice: Excellent.
I do sincerely hope that one day, when all us poor bastards that grew up with the Evil Commnist Soviets as the scary puppet-on-a-stick instead of Terrists are gone, when some idiot blurts out “But that’s socialism!” people will squint at him doubtfully and say “So?”
Figgers. One day I don’t hang out here and the convo turns to something I can really speak to.
tsam, I’m trying to get away from always centering my meals around a protein, too. I’m not going vegetarian, so much as flexitarian. To that end, I just bought a couple of vegetarian and flexitarian cookbooks, including a slow cooker vegitarian cookbook.
I cant recommend “Moosewood” highly enough.
I gotta agree with T&U on the food processor thing. It can whip up in a jiff so many vegetarian spreads, sauces and condiments. But I recommend fresh garlic for hummus. But, I’m a garlic freak. I’d make a lousy vampire.
So many comments to comment on…
The trick is prepping everything beforehand and then cooking it in small batches so it doesn’t get all goopy.
The trick to cooking _everything_ is mise en place.
Also, on the garlic: when I’m making mashed potatoes (which, really, I could eat as a meal and then wonder why I’m such a fatass), I like to toss in a couple of cloves of garlic with the potatoes while they’re boiling and just mash them in with the potatoes when they’re cooked.
YER DOIN IT RONG! Simmer a couple of cloves in cream for 20 minutes. Dump in with the spuds and proceed in your usual manner.
Oops. What Shell Goddamnit said.
Also FYWP *I* know how to close a fucking tag.
Or you can just sit on it at the bar, ordering Flirtinis.
OOh, thanks, for the direction. Mechanic’s creeper and a couple bricks …with handles. Ala Eddie Murphy in Trading Places
Lower center of gravity, much safer, not as far to fall, bingo.
Rice Tip: A small percentage (about 1/8 by volume) of Jasmin rice in the pot greatly improves the overall texture of the cheapest rice that is actually still affordable and available in bulk.
You don’t need a processor for guacamole!
But that’s the traditional way. You know, the way poor Mexicans have always made it.
Is this the vegatarian chili recipe and socialism blog? It is! Good I’m in the right place.
Hmmf. Well, if you wanna snark about dumbass conservatives, this is good grist for the mill:
http://dailycaller.com/2010/09/02/the-conservative-love-affair-with-baseball/
Between the fact that the author seems unaware baseball has changed massively many times (the dead ball era, the DH, integration, the steroid era, etc.), the fact that 9 out of the top 10 most popular baseball clubs are in extremely liberal cities, ignoring the fact that brown and gay people *love* baseball, and being unable to coax a red meat quote out of Charles Krauthammer or Rich Lowry, it’s pretty much total fail.
they’re DKW’s momfucking easy
DKW?
PS–If you don’t have a food processor, GET ONE. Even a cheapie. You can make hummus, bean dip, salsas, pesto, and all sorts of shit with it. I would give up any small appliance in the world before I’d give up my food processor.
World’s easiest pizza dough:
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 packet dried yeast or 1 tablespoon if you buy it by the jar
3/4 cup hot water from the tap – a little more or less
1 tablespoon olive oil.
Put the dry ingredients in the processor, turn it on, then pour the hot water and olive oil together in through the top opening. Run the motor a few minutes while the ball of dough rolls around the mixer bowl. If it’s too rubbery, add just a bit more water.
The dough should come away clean from the sides of the bowl and the blade – not gooey.
Put the ball of dough in a tupperware bowl with a lid, or in a bowl you cover with plastic wrap. Wait about 2 hours and make your pizza.
Baking, doughs…all that stuff scares the shit out of me. I’m trying to force myself to lose my fear.
It’s really easy. I’ve been making pies all summer to teach myself to be fearless about pie crust.
Visit my link to see pies.
1 cm x 1cm chunks of tofu on Pizza- under your regular cheeze blanket- like super cheezed without as much of the greasy bad stuff.
g, I’ve been meaning to bookmark your site for the longest time now, so…BOOKMARKED. But the pictures of your gorgeous pies are just freaking me out. I actually consider myself a really good cook, but baking is really the final frontier for me. It honest-to-gosh scares me. People make dough sound so temperamental. *shakes*
The trick to cooking _everything_ is mise en place.
Oh, totes. I usually don’t measure out my spices and stuff like that, unless I’m following an actual recipe, but I always set up my veg and all that stuff beforehand.
As long as we’re waiting for the next thread, let me tell you about what’s going on where I work.
I work for a big agency. There’s a new department that’s been having some trouble, and my department had an easy summer, so the powers that be “lent” me to the troubled department.
They were going to hire a new position, a supervisor for one area, but recruitment takes a while, so in the interim I was to be there, not as a supervisor but to “model best practices” – I remember specifically asking if I would be a supervisor or not and being told no. So anyway, I’m sort of like a Minister Without Portfolio.
The whole deal was for me to take on some day to day management so the manager could get her shit together, both in making policy decisions, documenting them, putting together training materials and doing some operational planning before heading into their busy season in the fall. And I also had some projects, like training and setting protocols for a new database they were rolling out.
She pretty much wasted the whole summer – got nothing done. She also knew that one of her staff was going out on maternity leave at the end of September, and she STILL hasn’t figured out how to cover her work. Then, someone we hired in May got disgusted and left. And NOW her “most valuable staff member” announced that she’s been offered another job. So…effectively a staff of 3 full-timers plus two half-timers will be reduced to one full-timer and one half-timer, just as they go into their busy season.
I’m supposed to go back to my home department in a week. Shitty manager is begging the powers that be for me to stay. She’s making all kinds of plans for what I’m supposed to do to pull her sorry ass out of a sling.
And you know the best part? Shitty manager hasn’t even told me that her ass is in a sling. When the “most valuable person” quit, Shitty Manager told her to keep quiet about it and let her tell the department herself “at the right moment.”
Well, the person told me anyway because she knew we had to prepare. And one of the bosses told me because they wanted my take on it. But Shitty Manager still thinks I don’t know about it – it’s like a game, for me, wondering how long she’ll go before she announces that Valuable Person is leaving. It’s been four days now.
The thing is I work in an incredibly wonderful place. If it weren’t for Shitty Manager, I’d be delighted to stay.
wanted my take on it
Start making documentation,dates and time of everything shitty that shitty manager does. And cover your own butt.
Recorders are actually pretty handy in those situations. Right or wrong (usully the latter) the compromises reached leave you looking for work.
Best to find a new place for shitty manager, but that’s not under your control. “Your take” might be wrong from the start, no matter what it is. It’s how shitty managers work.
g –
Been there, done that, managed to not actually commit murder. You’ve got two decent options and probably an infinite number of bad ones. Decent option 1: insist that the powers live up to the original bargain and return you
and TototoKansasyour “real” position. Be prepared for Shitty Manager to blame you for the mess; do your former work knowing you tried. Decent option 2: negotiate a new bargain where you stay in the new department as its manager (S.M. can be fired or reassigned) given a minimum amount of time to hire and re-org (say, one year) before the new department is reassessed. Be prepared to be called a monster and to work hard cleaning up S.M.’s shitty mess. Extra bonus: in the current climate you should be able to hire good people.Avoid as if your life depended on it any suggestions that you continue the temp psuedo-line-manager job. You will end up screwed and not in the amusing D-KW’s mom way.
Good luck, g, and the advice above is seconded.
Meanwhile, I have this image of tsam scurrying around his ktichen, with pots a’boling and things burning and every utensil and container scattered about.
tsam: you alive or in the ER with burns?
Re pie dough:
A great tip from America’s Test Kitchen is: when mixing the dough, use vodka instead of water. That way you can have a wetter dough that’s easy to work, but when you bake it, 40% of the liquid (or 50% if you use 100-proof) will more or less instantly evaporate without making the dough hard or chewy.
Send the EMTs to tsam’s place!
when mixing the dough, use vodka
Totally.
instead of water
What?
Even the media liberals admit it now.
Charlie Cook says Pelosi’s career as Speaker is “over”.
Mark Halperin says not only will the Republicans take control of the House, but have a “50/50” chance at the Senate, as well.
Chris Matthews talks of a possible “tsunami”.
Once Speaker Boehner is sworn in, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Darrell Issa will start the investigations……..
Does the Test Kitchen say we can drink some of it? A lush,er, friend wants to know.
fap fap fap fap fap….
“Once Speaker Boehner is sworn in, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Darrell Issa will start the investigations……..”
I look forward to obama’s rising approval ratings!
Is it just me or does it suddenly smell like crusty socks in here?
And…investigations into what?
You weak sisters haven’t managed to conjure up a single scandal. You’ve gotta have something to investigate in order to investigate; otherwise you reveal yourselves – even to the stupid people who vote for you – as the bunch inept turd burglars you’ve always been, people who have but one idea and that one being a wrong one.
Good luck with that, Mary.
And I am NOT talking about tsam’s soup.
Into everything, Jenny.
Rezko, Ayers, Wright, Soros, ACORN, Blago, the AFL-CIO, the UAW bailout, Mayor Daley, even Rahm….
I wonder how long it will be between January 3rd until Rahm does a perp walk, anyway? I’ll take bets now~
I’m smelling sulfur and boiling cabbage. Maybe it is tsam’s soup. Or SATAN.
ACORN? good fucking lord.
They don’t say, but you do need to create some, uh…headroom in the can when you make beer-can chicken….
“They don’t say, but you do need to create some, uh…headroom in the can when you make beer-can chicken….”
“head room”….”beer”…so many…jokes…..
They are going to exhume Malcolm X’s corpse to see if he is really Obama’s father. And a full blown investigation of not only Acorn but every single legume also.
Also, an investigation into the rumor that the president fathered two black children.
They are going to exhume Malcolm X’s corpse to see if he is really Obama’s father. And a full blown investigation of not only Acorn but every single legume also.
Including ketchup!
Maybe we’ll even shut down the whole federal government when we don’t get our way…
And unlike in 1995, the President is a pussy who will bend over and take it….
Once Speaker Boehner is sworn in, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Darrell Issa will start the investigations……..
Oh! What should I do?
These dire predictions from a most impeccable source.
With a track record of 1.000!
Dear me.
I shall bookmark this, I shall.
“head room”….”beer”…so many…jokes…..
Yes, but I thought I heard my name in there somewhere….
Yuck.
Oh my goodness gracious me!
I am bookmarking the HELL out of these predictions.
I’ve been making sourdough pizza crusts all summer, roughly 1/3 c each starter and flour, a tablespoon or 2 extra virgin, and some salt. Roll it out super thin, grill one side 2-3 minutes, flip and top, and grill another 4 minutes or so. Today’s was brushed with cumin/garlic/red pepper oil and topped with Afghan bowlani-style potatoes, with kaddo for dessert. Once you get your starter humming, it really is the easiest way to make bread.
Quit showing off. *fuming with jealousy*
Fuming with burnt stuff.
It was more to show how versatile a crust can be than showing off. OK, a leetle bragging, too. It was indecorous and I’ll stop.
In alles, Jennifer!
Die Juden! Die Zigeuner! Die Slaven! Die Krüppeln! Die Zeugen Jehovas! Die Intellektuellen! Die Liberalen! Die Sozialisten! ALLES, sag ich dir!
Wie lange, bis der Jude Rahm Emmanuel geht in ein Konzentrationslager? Ich nehme Wetten!
First they came for the psionic titan salamanders, and I did not speak out because I was not a psionic titan salamander;
Then they came for the lost boys, and I did not speak out because I was not a lost boy;
Then they came for the caribou, and I did not speak out because I was not a caribou;
Then they came for the colossal objects, and I did not speak out because I was not a colossal object;
Then they came for me – and there was no one left to speak out for me.
And then ObambiCare will be finally, mercifully dead.
That’s good.
I was looking forward to being dropped from my insurance because that sniffle I had at age 8 counts as a “pre-existing condition”.
Ayers? Really, Ayers? hilarious.
I’m sure the American public is going to be thrilled that the Republican Congress would be investigating an old 1970’s cold case.
Maybe we’ll even shut down the whole federal government when we don’t get our way…
I remember how well that worked out for Newt Gingrich.
Subete de wa, jenif?! Ch?goku! Sei?! Kurisuchan! Kankoku! Heiwa! Amerika no buta furankurinr?zuberuto wa haji no sanpo o shinai made dore kurai kakarimasu ka Watashi wa betto o yotei!
Whom, my Lady Jennifer?
Why, all of the Vile Rebel?! Wa?hington! Jeffer?on! Madi?on!
How long until Thoma? Paine does the walk of the Convict? in front of his Britainnic Maje?ty?
I ?hall take your wager?!
It was more to show how versatile a crust can be than showing off. OK, a leetle bragging, too. It was indecorous and I’ll stop
Leave the pizza dough unspiced, the extra you can roll up into cinnamon sweet rolls>
liberal and “progressive” media figures like […] Mark Halperin
uh huh.
Piefilter
For some reason – perhaps it was drinking merlot – I found myself in Alaska reading about Joe Miller [the Republican candidate for state senator, not the Victorian slang for a tedious shaggy dog story].
Some doper blogger named Ich Rauche referred to Miller as “Palin without boobs.”
OK, I’m hosed, but that is fucking brilliant.
As you were.
Mitch McConnell will personally infiltrate ACORN offices while wearing his pimp suit.
You LIE-brals think your mighty smarty-panty, but Miss Pam Gellerer is a heroess, trying to save the USA of America from being destructed by ObHomo and DEMON-craps like you. Your so out of the loop that you don’t even know the latest up to date facts like that Neo-Nazis are just that, a new and better Nazi that now hates muslins rather than those Jewish types that they used to disagree with. Why, they love jewishers now and carry signs at our sacred Groundzero protesting the arabs trying to live in Isreal (where our lord, the GOD lives, by the way…do you want God to have to live with 9/11 terrorizers?), so stop trying to make like being a neo-Nazi is a bad thing. Pamela’s linking hands across the water with the EDL because of common cause…America was founded as a Christianan and white nation, and that’s just a fact, look it up. Were any of the founding farters muslin? No, I didn’t think so, so I rest my case. Stupid hippies. Grow a braine.
And unlike in 1995, the President is a pussy who will bend over and take it….
I think you’re secretly gay, so secretly that you don’t even know it.
Otherwise, you’d know that pussies don’t have to bend over to “take it.” Assholes is what’s got to bend over to “take it.”
Hey! Namestealer. Banhammer!
Namestealer!
Don’t worry, honey, when he loses you can run in 2016 if everyone ignores my immorality and corruption again!
Why not? My fans keep forgetting about my immorality and corruption.
Hey, Jimmy! I’m happy, too!
After 2012, I’ll no longer be the biggest Democrat loser in history!
Just make sure the next GOP nominee isn’t a senator from Arizona.
Me too George, I’ll feel much better after November 2012 as well!
We won’t.
Just make sure the next GOP nominee isn’t a senator from Arizona.
Or Kansas.
You know, whenever one of these really fucking stupid trolls show up, I’m reminded of the speech about dicks, pussies, and assholes from Team America. These morons couldn’t give a shit if the whole thing goes in the crapper. They don’t care as long as they “win”, and being the dumbfucks that they are, they think they’ve “won” when they lose – things like jobs, wages, protections, services.
They’re the assholes who just want to shit all over everything.
Bookmark it as many times as you want: either Pelosi will cancel the vote, or it will go down in flames, live on C-SPAN.
And then ObambiCare will be finally, mercifully dead. Much like Rasputin it has taken a long time and a lot of effort to finally kill, but we’re 99% there. Just takes nine votes to block it, liberals: nine votes.
PENIS!
Where’s my motherfuckin’ ice tea?
That’s huge, Barack.
Jennifer called it September 5, 2010 at 5:28
That’s huge, Barack
Well, you know what they say about us black people…
You know who else . . . ahhh, never mind.
You know what we really need to get this economy moving again? Tax cuts!
Some doper blogger named Ich Rauche referred to Miller as “Palin without boobs.”
Yes, I understand there is a nomination for potential write in campaign. The suggestion is non astroturf, unlike the Palin VP.
But sill the bumper stickers thet say
“Ich Rauch and I vote” are a top down suggestion of astroturfing’ but might as well not run with upstart the nominee.
Stick with what ‘Art Chance’ suggests, with Lisa Murkowski on the newly formed ‘Brando ‘ party, ot Libs, or Dims, or AIP she could have some name recognition. like Soapy Smith. “I could have been a contender” is heir slogan. After all he pissed off the whole of Redstate.com, so he must be good guy.
Including the birth certificate issue if my Republican colleagues ask me nicely.
While I constantly rail about illegal immigrants and others usurping “American culture” and wonder why they come here when they are not wanted, I also constantly come to this blog and post inane bullshit, even though everybody fucking hates me and I contribute nothing useful.
I also believe what Chris Matthews has to say about politics.
Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Anybody know where the nearest brutal Islamic regime is? I need to raise some bucks.
I have been waiting for this moment for nine years now. Finally the American people have awaken from their apathetic slumber and have condemned Islam as the vile satanic moon worshipping cult that it really is. This anniversary of 9/11 their will be anti-muslim, anti-mosque protests all over the country. We even have the eminent Nationalist Dutch Parliment member Gert Wilders speaking at the rally to protest the mosque construction. How I wish we had politicians like him in Our Nation.
Their will even be a Koran burning bonfire outside of a local church in Florida. This September the 11th will be a day long remembered. A day of standing up for America and Western Civilization!
The American people will rally around the Democratic Party when I tell them about our plan to cut Social Security benefits.
You need a pabst beer.
I see no irony in questioning Barack Obama’s Americanness, even though I myself have an Arabic last name.
This year, we’re celebrating Kristallnacht two months earlier than usual. I can’t wait.
Ghert’s gone wild? I hear he’s done milti million dollar lawsuits!
Finally the American people have awaken from their apathetic slumber and have condemned the Tea Party “grassroots” “movement” as the vile satanic moron worshipping cult that it really is.
Their will even be a Koran burning bonfire outside of a local church in Florida. This September the 11th will be a day long remembered. A day of standing up for America and Western Civilization!
Right, because nothing says “civilization” like a book burning.
Seriously, “Issa” is Arabic for “Jesus”. So not only is it a terrorist name, it’s also blasphemy. Do my supporters give a shit? No, of course not.
Setve, you and your genuine evil fulk.
Seriously, “Issa” is Arabic for “Jesus”. So not only is it a terrorist name, it’s also blasphemy. Do my supporters give a shit? No, of course not
It would only matter if you’re Hispanic and your first name is Jesus.
The H stands for “Hoover”.
I got your vile satanic moon worshipping cult right here.
It’s worse than that, Darrell—I hear there’s some Ay-rab on the Teevee machine that calls himself “Monk”. Posing as a Christian to infiltrate this great nation of ours!
Muslims need to realize that their death cult is not welcome in Our Nation, nor is it welcome in our fellow White Christian Nations of Europe, Canada and Australia. Hopefully these mass demonstrations will let the moon worshippers the world over realize that they are hated by America and are not welcome here.
Americans will not tolerate muslim colonization just as we will not tolerate Mexican colonization.
OK, when I nymsteal, my comment doesn’t go through—how do you guys do it?
I got your vile satanic moon worshipping cult right here.
M-O-O-N, that spells Islam
I’m not nymstealing. I’m the real Steve, and I’m really this stupid and worthless.
Also, my butt smells, and I like to sniff my own butt.
The great thing about being a neoliberal is that when your right-wing economic policies fail, everyone blames the liberals.
Too bad all us racist scumbags couldn’t hold our mud and filled our diapers in August. Now we’ve got to get crazier and crazier for 2 more months till everybody can see how nuts we are, or we have to quiet down and have everybody forget us.
Think Islam, why does America hate you?
You have murdered 3000 of Our Nation’s citizens for no reason other than to spread your global war against Christians and Jews.
You have butchered, raped and murdered innocent women and children.
You have sent your suicide bombers to destroy Israeli schoolbuses full of innocent children.
You protest and burn Our Flag and symbols of Our Nation and of Our Religion, but when the favor is returned you pretend you are the innocent victims while simultaniously engaging in a murderous frenzy.
You believe in spreading your religion by the sword and ruthlessly murder all who refuse to bow down to your evil god.
You cite an event in world history that happened a thousand years ago and was instigated by your invasion of Europe, as the reason all Christians should die.
The list could go on and on. Islam is a barbaric death cult and a dangerous political ideology that goes far beyond religion and should in no way be protected under Our First Amendment.
(September 15, 2010) Entirely convinced that the purity of American blood is essential to the further existence of the American people, and inspired by the uncompromising determination to safeguard the future of the American nation, the Republican Party has unanimously resolved upon the following law, which is promulgated herewith:
Section 1
1. Marriages between Muslims and citizens (German: Staatsangehörige) of American or kindred blood are forbidden. Marriages concluded in defiance of this law are void, even if, for the purpose of evading this law, they were concluded abroad.
2. Proceedings for annulment may be initiated only by the Public Prosecutor.
Section 2
Extramarital sexual intercourse between Muslims and subjects of the state of USA or related blood is forbidden.
* (Supplementary decrees set Republican definitions of racial Anglo-Americans, Muslims, and half-breeds or Mischlinge — see the latter entry for details and citations and Mischling Test for how such decrees were applied. Jews could not vote or hold public office under the parallel “citizenship” law.)
Section 3
Muslims will not be permitted to employ female citizens under the age of 45, of Anglo-American or kindred blood, as domestic workers.
Section 4
1. Muslims are forbidden to display the national flag or the national colours.
2. On the other hand they are permitted to display the Muslim colours. The exercise of this right is protected by the State.
Section 5
1. A person who acts contrary to the prohibition of Section 1 will be punished with hard labour.
2. A person who acts contrary to the prohibition of Section 2 will be punished with imprisonment or with hard labour.
3. A person who acts contrary to the provisions of Sections 3 or 4 will be punished with imprisonment up to a year and with a fine, or with one of these penalties.
Section 6
The Secretary of the Interior in agreement with the Vice President and the Department of Justice will issue the legal and administrative regulations required for the enforcement and supplementing of this law.
Section 7
The law will become effective on the day after its promulgation; Section 3, however, not until January 1, 2011.
I have been waiting for this moment for nine years now.
Was it as good for me as it was for you?
Here are your panties.
OK, since WordPress won’t let me take Steve’s name in vain, it’s too bad (for them) that these racist teatard fucknozzles shot their wad in August. Now they have to get continuously crazier and crazier for two months, or else quiet down and have everybody forget them.
In fact the whole astroturfed Republican strategy has been one big premature ejaculation. Two months is an eternity in politics, and seriously—where do they go from here?
One nation! One people! One leader!
This September the 11th will be a day long remembered.
It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
(September 15, 2010) Entirely convinced that the purity of American blood is essential to the further existence of the American people, and inspired by the uncompromising determination to safeguard the future of the American nation, the Republican Party has unanimously resolved upon the following law, which is promulgated herewith:
Wow, AChance is using the name “Steve” now. We’re all headed for Night an Fog?
I knew I should have never used ‘google.’
Seriously, if you buy into that “HILLARYZ GUNNA PRIMARY HIM U GUYZ!!!!!!” thing, you’re too stupid not to shoot yourself in the face. We’re very sorry you got bored with all the racism and want to switch over to sexism now, but you’ll have to wait, just like when your mom’s having a threesome with migrant workers when you need a ride to the mall.
you’re too stupid not to shoot yourself in the face.
Good news for the electoral landscape!
And whoever adapted the Nuremberg Laws above: *Golf Clap*
(I’d offer you a martini, but I don’t have any gin and used up all my vodka making pie crust.)
Actually, I think Troofie’s felony convictions are probably the good news for the electoral landscape. That and, again, Mom’s got the car and she’ll be filming “Erection ’69: Lyndon’s Johnson vs. Barry Goldshower” that day.
That’s completely not true about the migrant workers! They were here to do landscaping and she invited them in to shower before they went home! She told me so herself!
Mommy! Mommy! Why do you hate me?
Because you’re just like your father, and my brother and I never got along.
And those migrants were white! So it’s totally different! God do I have to explain everything to you people!
Joke’s on you, tolo! We’re Brazilian!
I like to eat my poop.
Steve:
And yet, when the Serbs went on a murderous rampage, trying to “regain” an “empire” (they think) they “lost” in 1389, and President Clinton tried to mitigate that (slightly), you assholes did everything but throw yourself in front of the planes to prevent it.
And yet, when the Serbs went on a murderous rampage, trying to “regain” an “empire” (they think) they “lost” in 1389, and President Clinton tried to mitigate that (slightly), you assholes did everything but throw yourself in front of the planes to prevent it.
Not to mention that they’re the ones who routinely quote the events before the Crusades as justification for why we can never trust any Muslims, not even the ones living fifteen hundred years later who run a hot dog stand in New York City… heck, presumably not even that Senegalese Muslim dude who was the first to call in the Time Square bomb.
And yet, when the Serbs went on a murderous rampage, trying to “regain” an “empire” (they think) they “lost” in 1389, and President Clinton tried to mitigate that (slightly), you assholes did everything but throw yourself in front of the planes to prevent it.
Serbs are white and Christian. It was wrong for Clinton to try and deny them the right to protect their white Christian heritage.
Pssh… that Senegalese guy. He was on EVERY CHANNEL thanks to the librul media. Oh, wait, no, the opposite.
Sorry, it just pisses me off that he’s probably less recognized than that “‘cuz they rapin’ err’body” guy.
Suspicious how he was the first, amiright?
You cite an event in world history that happened a thousand years ago and was instigated by your invasion of Europe
I am intrigued and would like to learn more about this pre-1000 invasion of Europe (other than the obvious one of proto-Indo-Europeans).
fellow White Christian Nations of Europe, Canada and Australia
Hey, who got left out? (Beside South Africa, of course?)
Europe is a single nation now? Why was I not informed?
Also, New Zealand is probably feeling a little left out right about now. Too.
Apparently, they tolerated European colonization a bit too much for their own good. If they’d have known what was coming down the pike, I suspect they’d have gutted and skinned every Pilgrim what set foot.
Phrases like that remind me of the whole “I hate homos ’cause they’re lookin’ to treat me like I’d treat women if I could get close enough” thing.
“They said you was hung.”
“They was right.”
Also, New Zealand is probably feeling a little left out right about now. Too.
“Christian nation”? Pshaw. This close to R’lyeh, we take the side of the Old Ones.
To be absolutely honest, my beans and rice recipe wasn’t anything to really speak of in Mexico, but compared to what they were serving in Moscow at the time, it was pretty spectacular.
This close to R’lyeh, we take the side of the Old Ones.
It doesn’t matter. They’re still going to eat you.
From this day on, the official language of America will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!
What’s the Swedish word for “straitjacket”?
I’ve got him blocked, did verbose asshole ever hit LLLLL?
Someone was up drinking all night, it appears.
did verbose asshole ever hit LLLLL?
He was happily occupied for a couple of hours talking amongst different nyms. The evidence reads like a transcript of a dolls’ tea-party, except with the contents of daddy’s liquor cabinet instead of tea, and a lot of inspection of anatomical accuracy once the dolls were comatose.
Someone was up drinking all night, it appears.
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
From this day on, the official language of America will be Swedish.
BORK! BORK! BORK!
PAM!!
Show us your frontal lobes!!
Well, if a freak like Terry Jones the Koran burner can have his 15 minutes, why not Pam Geller?
Geez, these clowns are even better than Snooki and the rest of the “reality TV bozos….
I expected, perhaps hoped against commonsense, that I might find comments here from people who had actually read the Koran and the hadiths and thus understood Islam. Sadly, no.