Bradlee Dean, My New Favorite Imbecile
Gay-bashing born-again glam rock Broadway poofters are a dime a dozen, but Bradlee Dean may just be something special. After all, how many GBBAGRBP’s can say they’re the guiding force behind such a rolls-off-the-tongue Christian ‘hard rock ministry’ as YCRBYCHI?
And how many have been forced to walk back their public praise of African nations that execute homosexuals? Your garden variety GBBAGRBP probably doesn’t even have the stones to side with any African on anything in the first place.
Fortunately for us, Bradlee has a blog that he sporadically updates. There’s nothing terribly exciting about his most recent updates beyond the de rigueur quoting of scripture to punctuate a point, but this post from several months ago deserves another look:
Atheist vs. Godly
Bradlee Dean’s Blog : May 29 2010
Max Jukes, an atheist, lived a godless life. He married an ungodly girl, and from their union there were 310 who died as paupers, 150 criminals, 7 murderers, 100 drunkards, and more than half of the women were prostitutes! His 567 descendants cost the state one and a quarter million dollars (please keep in mind that this was a LOT of money in the 1700’s).
But, praise God, it works both ways! There was also a great American man of God named Jonathan Edwards. He lived at the same times as Max Jukes, but he married a godly girl. An investigation was made of 1,394 known descendants of Jonathan Edwards of which 13 became college presidents, 65 college professors, 3 United States senators, 30 judges, 100 lawyers, 60 physicians, 75 army and navy officers, 100 preachers and missionaries, 60 authors of prominence, one vice president of the United States, 80 became public officials in various capacities, and 295 college graduates, among whom were governors of states and ministers to foreign countries. Jonathan Edwards’ descendants did not cost the state a single penny.
Told you Bradlee was special — it takes a rare mind to conclude that several hundred government salaries and pensions ‘did not cost the state a single penny’. (And that’s assuming that none of the dozens of college presidents and professors toiled at any public institutions.)
Of course, Bradlee isn’t so much concluding here as cutting-and-pasting a thoroughly debunked bit of 19th-century eugenicist claptrap.
So maybe he’s not so special after all.
an ‘hard rock ministry’ as YCRBYCHI
I see TCBY is branching out from yogurt.
Seriously? Eugenics? In this day and age?
I know what’s next: Pastor Swank will publish a treatise on phrenology.
…one vice president of the United States…
Unless I’m greatly mistaken, this was Jonathan Edwards’ grandson, Aaron Burr.
Not only did his salary cost the state, but they probably had to spend a pretty penny on his treason trial. Not to mention the investigation into his killing of Alexander Hamilton.
B.D. in “Tales of Headband Glory.”
Unless I’m greatly mistaken, this was Jonathan Edwards’ grandson, Aaron Burr.
Teddy Roosevelt’s wife is also descended from Edwards. So is Nelson Doubleday. We can blame him for cheap paperback books.
Shouldn’t that be You Can Run Bych International.
Why not, they already believe in a form of economics that is really more like alchemy and they’re effectively social darwinists. Eugenics isn’t much a leap. It won’t take very much for them to go back to throwing women into lakes to decide if they are witches.
“Bradlee”? Bradlee. Hoookay.
“Bradlee”? Bradlee. Hoookay.
“Y”s are theft.
Oh Bradlee, just face your fears. You will feel so much better when you come out of the closet.
Bradlee. Hoookay.
Worst Disney-tween-sensation name ever.
Seriously, it looks like one of those horrible phonetic names that are all the rage right now…but for a girl.
I’m setting up my alchemy lab again, since we’re bringing back the Middle Ages. This time it’s gonna WORK.
Eugenics isn’t much a leap. It won’t take very much for them to go back to throwing women into lakes to decide if they are witches.
I saw goody Dean with the DEVIL.
Don’t forget the Kallikaks.
tsam: Practical alchemy. Water ==> wine; hops, malt, etc. into beer & so on.
Don’t forget the Kallikaks.
They were great when you needed to paddle thru white water.
So he’s forgetting about that whole thing with the National Enquirer catching Jonathan Edwards sneaking out of a boarding house basement to avoid being seen with his mistress? Where he tried to disguise himself as a humble son of a millworker?
airing our new program, “The Sons of Liberty” on AM1280 The Patriot every Saturday from 3 – 5 PM, and replayed Sundays from 1-3 PM. We have reached AT LEAST 1 million young people from coast to coast, and from nation to nation.
TSOL should sue the sh8 out of these clowny christian capatalist do-[them$elves] gooders.
It’s also instructive to point out that Mr. Dean’s ‘hard rock ministry’ has cost the state lots of pennies for their public school events, where his Ick-Your-Bitchy road show ‘encourage[s] bigotry and hate-mongering toward children that may not share their religious beliefs or who are struggling to find an identity or self-esteem.’
– http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2010/06/05/bradlee-dean-friends-an-american-horror-story/
Homos are gay.
Steve said,
August 30, 2010 at 22:47
Homos are gay.
Thank you for coming out of the closet, Steve-o
AM1280 The Patriot
“The Patriot”? Is it just me, or are these guys trying a little toooo hard?
throwing women into lakes to decide if they are witches.
REALITY TV SHOW.
“The Patriot”? Is it just me, or are these guys trying a little toooo hard?
The sad part of this is, they think it’s clever.
throwing women into lakes to decide if they are witches.
REALITY TV SHOW.
ARE YOU HEAVIER THAN A DUCK?
tsam: Practical alchemy. Water ==> wine; hops, malt, etc. into beer & so on.
Sudafed + Acetone and various other chemicals…
and more than half of the women were prostitutes!
Shouldn’t Republicans be supportive of small business owners?
Judges 1:19 (New International Version)
19 The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had iron chariots.
Not quite random bible quote of the day
I have to admit, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to find out how this book ends.
1 Corinthians 11:14–”Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man is a talentless Christian rock dumbfuck, it is a disgrace to him…”
1 Corinthians 11:14–”Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man is a talentless Christian rock dumbfuck, it is a disgrace to him…”
Ah, the Gospel According To Montalban!
I heard from a reputable source that Bradlee Dean comes from a family originally from East Lothian. The original surname was Bean, and Bradlee is descended from a guy who makes Max Jukes look like Little Mary Sunshine.
One of the documents included is an 88-page typewritten code book — titled “Jukes Data” and labeled “Classified” — that lists the surnames used in Dugdale’s and Estabrook’s studies.
Some of those listed, which number in the hundreds, include Sloughter, Plough, Miller, DuBois, Clearwater, Bank and Bush.
OMG OMG OMG!
airing our new program, “The Sons of Liberty”
Is it wrong how badly I’d like to see the Sons of Anarchy crash the Sons of Liberty?
AM1280 The Patriot
Actually, that would be two Patriots. Tom Brady and Rob Myers.
I have to admit, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to find out how this book ends.
SPOILER ALERT!!!
The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen. Now fetch me a motherfucking beer, bitch.
Eh! Steve!
I have to admit, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to find out how this book ends.
Here’s how it starts
I have to admit, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to find out how this book ends.
I’m pretty sure they farmed the writing out towards the end of the series. It turns into an incoherent mess that doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the beginning of the story. Kind of like the X-files.
Kind of like the X-files.
They killed off the main character because of a contract dipute?
Water ==> wine; hops, malt, etc. into beer & so on.
Sudafed + Acetone and various other chemicals…
I am by no means a purist about beer recipes and I’m happy to try those funky Belgian brews with the weird ingredients, but frankly I think that Tsam is going overboard there.
The “thorough debunking” page to which D. Aristophanes links is full of non-surprises. I was shocked, shocked! to find christian apologists in the act of flagrant bare-faced lying! Like
The idea that Max was an atheist is a fabrication.
Nothing is known about Max’s wife or family life.
The following stories enhance his atheism. Again, these are fabrications.
Instead, what seems to happen is intentional fabrication.
This story contains at least 7 [fabricated] details that are not found in any other stories:
This story fits a model of one person fabricating several details.
The best facts are the ones you make up yourself, because you can be sure they’re fresh.
Yeah, Revelations was way after they already jumped the shark.
Revelations was way after they already jumped the shark.
A SyFy original movie.
Beast with Seven Heads vs. Mega-Shark!
I am by no means a purist about beer recipes and I’m happy to try those funky Belgian brews with the weird ingredients, but frankly I think that Tsam is going overboard there.
It’s the cure for the common beer. Change of pace, if you will.
And then it turns super-fun when the Daughters of the American Revolution and the Daughters of the Confederacy show up wearing the same dresses by mistake!
Not THAT Jonathan Edwards, I presume.
Seriously? Eugenics? In this day and age?
KHAAAANNNNN!!!!
And then it turns super-fun when the Daughters of the American Revolution and the Daughters of the Confederacy show up wearing the same dresses by mistake!
Woohoo! Chick fight!!!11!!!
There’s a new thread? Been babbling to myself in the last one.
Did you not hear his most famed campaign sermon, “Sinners in the Hands of the Two Americas”?
Not THAT Jonathan Edwards, I presume.
I want John Edwards to go on Crossing Over with John Edward and get a message from Jonathon Edwards.
GBBAGRBP, We accept ya, we accept ya, one of us.
Woohoo! Chick fight!!!11!!!
CALL PETA!
There’s a new thread? Been babbling to myself in the last one.
That happens to me all the time.
That’s why I think I’m the threadslayer.
Hello? You guys are still here, right?
CALL PETA!
Yeah. PETA. They got naked girls!
I want John Edwards to go on Crossing Over with John Edward and get a message from Jonathon Edwards.
Edwards all the down
TO HELL!!!!
For example, we have specifically rejected, as all Christians do, the Islamic doctrine, and actual practice, of executing homosexuals. But some have claimed, in effect, that by merely mentioning the execution of homosexuals (as a criminal practice of Islam), on our radio broadcast, we have suggested it for consideration. Obviously this is absurd. The whole point was to contrast the Islamic position with the Christian position. This may not have been as clear as we would have otherwise planned it to be. Live radio is not scripted. But everyone who knows us knows that this is our position because we have stated it consistently for years – long before we ever discussed the topic on the radio. There are board members, and other supporters who can vouch for this. We have never and will never call for the execution of homosexuals. This is a complete misinterpretation by design.
Thanks for clarification. Are you going to suffocate their mother in a cardboard box?
All these youth based xtian “rock” groups, up w/ people type theatre groups are great scams for the xtian glee alumni having a hard time finding a job.
They dont have to worry about things such as $ or sales cause their churches pay for evrything.
The biggest customers of guitar center are the Xtian “rock” groups.
Praise jesus and and fire up the smoke generator.
Pretty much, but there was a last cameo.
we have specifically rejected, as all Christians do, the Islamic doctrine, and actual practice, of executing homosexuals.
ORLY?
Oh, wait,they specifically rejected the Islamic doctrine of death to homos, not the Christian one.
I lied…my ankle is killing me now and I’m all out of Percocet!
Waaaah!
Codeine’s over-the-counter in Canada. YUM!
O/T: Shorter Murkin Stinker: Jeff Bridges’ Communist eyepatch disgraces John Wayne.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/08/remaking_true_grit_with_the_le.html
Left-handed people report to the gas chamber please.
O/T: Shorter Murkin Stinker: Jeff Bridges’ Communist eyepatch disgraces John Wayne.
Fuck John Wayne, he wasn’t fit to lick Charles Portis’ toilet bowl clean.
Beast with Seven Heads vs. Mega-Shark!
The Antichrist Meets the Blob!
Codeine’s over-the-counter in Canada. YUM!
Canadians! Get your asses over here!
Actually, I have a script, but haven’t had a chance to fill it.
I think what really pisses me off is how he says Wayne won an Oscar for the role “back when it meant something” when EVERYONE acknowledges that was his Al Pacino Oscar. In fact, you could say Al Pacino’s Oscar was his “John Wayne Oscar”. Except that would be stupid.
I want John Edwards to go on Crossing Over with John Edward and get a message from Jonathon Edwards.
He can’t even run his own life. I’ll be damned if he’ll run miiiiiiine….
That was me, obv. Fucking cache clearing, how does it work?
There’s a new thread? Been babbling to myself in the last one.
OMG, that thread is so two hours ago! Also, Glamor says the fall threads will be in bold!
The idea that left/right eye-patch placement is a subversive subliminal transmission of leftist ideologizing in a tough revenge story on the frontier is, well, interesting.
In comments:
interesting.
Is this your way of saying “fucking bugfuck insane”?
“In a February 2010 pre-Oscar interview social activist Jeff Bridges said ‘Barack Obama is my champion; I am rooting for him – he said we can eradicate childhood hunger by 2015.’… Is Jeff aware that FLOTUS says childhood obesity is the biggest problem facing America’s youth? ”
If I had a desk, I would *head* it.
“Jose Brolin playing George Gipp…”
Odd Freudian slip, that.
Now this is awesome:
WHO IS HUGH J. PEIGHTREEUHT?
I’m waiting for True Grit III: The Triumph of the Jihad Satanist Homo Vegetarians Version [as Told By Jonah Goldberg].
I’m also pretty sure that Jeff Bridges has a wrinkle on his face which vaguely looks sort of semi-circular and thus is a crescent which is thus an Islamic flag signaling that Bridges will be donating his percentage to Al Qa’ida, and also is the Proctor & Gamble satan-moon symbol meaning that if you watch this movie in a totally dark room in front of a mirror then Michael Moore and Al Gore will appear beside you and crush you between their huge stomaches.
I got so far out of the motherfucking boat, the mangoes were durian, but here’s a stinky durian for you to enjoy-HA HA!
The Antichrist Meets
the Blobthe Whore of Babylon, aka DK’s moms.BURN BRIDGES!
I’m waiting for True Grit III: The Triumph of the Jihad Satanist Homo Vegetarians Version [as Told By Jonah Goldberg].
Rooster Cock-burn, indeed!
we must not compromise the Gospel on the alter of ecumenical patriotism!
The line is being drawn in the sand – on which side will you stand?
THE ONE THAT CAN SPELL “ALTAR” CORRECTLY. Moerun.
aka DK’s moms.
I coughed up one of those once.
The line is being drawn in the sand – on which side of the isle will you stand?
Metaphors need moar mixing.
The line is being drawn in the sand – on which side of the isle will you stand?
The side away from the durian plantation.
I certainly won’t be going to see “True Grit II, the Commie Version”.
I’m still just astounded that there are people saying “commie” without irony these days.
Unless that’s a troll, in which case well-played-golf-clap-martini.
“Beast with Seven Heads vs. Mega-Shark!”
Nobody beats Mega-Shark! NOBODY!!
Joining Glenn Beck, Potentially Millions of Evangelicals Compromising the Gospel
…although by CBS’ count, probably not more than 87,000.
Every fucking time. That was me cheering for Mega-Shark.
“For over a decade I have made my cinema choices taking into account the politics of the cast. I have seen maybe six movies in that time. I certainly won’t be going to see “True Grit II, the Commie Version”.”
Bu all liberal chicks are ugly, right? Right?
If I had a desk, I would *head* it.
Yup! Them’s your choices – the only states children can be in are starving and obesity.
Nobody beats Mega-Shark! NOBODY!!
Mega-SNARK, and don’t you fergit it!
For over a decade I have made my cinema choices taking into account the politics of the cast.
This seems ridonkulous to me. I mean, I don’t see Mel Gibson movies because he’s an asshat and they normally suck, but I totes saw Die Hard 4 in the theater and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
Plus, I still like the original Law and Order, no matter how many nutballs have been on it. (I like SVU, as well, but only because Richard Belzer is in it).
Yow.
To say the least. “This stuff” is very creepy.
Yup! Them’s your choices – the only states children can be in are starving and obesity.
God forbid he even try to understand that kids can be fat AND malnourished!
For over a decade I have made my cinema choices taking into account the politics of the cast. I have seen maybe six movies in that time.
“And I haven’t taken a dump since it was pointed out to me that to be a True Conservative I had to be literally filled to the eyeballs with shit.”
I think Beck overplayed his hand- his rally played right into the fears of the “Rapture Ready” crowd.
Expect some headsplosions and some megachurch schisms.
I remember posting a picture awhile back painted by a Mormon artist with Jesus holding the Constitution,
Oh, yeah, somebody posted that here, too. I actually thought it was kind of awesome.
And if there’s a lot of one, the other can’t exist.
Never mind the whole “malnourished fat people who eat at MickeyD’s because it’s all they can afford” thing.
Expect some headsplosions and some megachurch schisms.
I got the popcorn ready…
Meh. T&U beats me agin.
Back on your drugs, woman.
God forbid he even try to understand that kids can be fat AND malnourished!
Oh, yeah – I wasn’t even thinking of that, true though it is (and it does make him look dumb.) And possibly more common than the case I was thinking of, which is that a kid could be getting fed and not even be overweight!
I remember posting a picture awhile back painted by a Mormon artist with Jesus holding the Constitution, with others looking on at Him – it ended up in the Shed.
It’s probably still there somewhere. It seemed to be making the Constitution o par with Scripture in some way…not sure
This stuff is creepy.
Totally not creepy
I’m glad I could see “Signs” before Mel Gibson’s greatest racist / sexist / anti-Semitic XXXXXXTREEEEME hit parade of the last few years.
Is it just me, or are these guys trying a little toooo hard?
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Let me make this perfectly clear — again. We are opposed to the state, in any country, no matter what its religious tradition, in executing homosexuals. We are against anyone, anywhere, at any time, who executes homosexuals for being homosexual. We would hide them in our homes before we would allow that to happen. But we would preach at them while they were there.
tigris: How is the middle one “Boxer Jesus” instead of just a big blondish long-haired bearded white guy pro-wrestler who also boxes?
Kind of like the X-files.
They killed off the main character because of a contract dipute?
Yea, but then the ratings plummeted so they ressurrected him.
For over a decade I have made my cinema choices taking into account the politics of the cast. I have seen maybe six movies in that time.
I haven’t seen that many, and its mostly because it’s too fucking expensive.
Which I suspect is this asshat’s real reason
This is totally what they tell their wives when she asks about the basement bedroom shelter with all the extra locks and the mirrors on the ceiling, it’s because one day he might have to, um, ‘hide’ a homosexual from, you know, an execution.
“And I haven’t taken a dump since it was pointed out to me that to be a True Conservative I had to be literally filled to the eyeballs with shit.”
FTFW.
Totally not creepy
Seriously, those sports Jesuses (Jesi?) are pretty much the best thing ever. I want to collect the whole set.
Totally not creepy
No Billard-hall Jesus. Now i haz a sad.
No Billard-hall Jesus. Now i haz a sad.
No NASCAR or Methlab Jesus either. I hazing sad 2.
But they have soccer?
Jesus is such a Eurofag.
This documentary will give you insight never before seen into topics such as
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* Watch and see as our ministry is kicked out of schools and followed by police officers, merely for educating rather than indoctrinating
But they have soccer?
Jesus is such a Eurofag.
Just a guess, but I’ll bet that model doesn’t sell as well as the others.
How is the middle one “Boxer Jesus” instead of just a big blondish long-haired bearded white guy pro-wrestler who also boxes?
It’s called “Undefeated”. There are more!
No Billard-hall Jesus.
Crossbar kept catching the edge of the table.
I think the ballet one is the creepiest…
Oh my Dog
Who’s the blonde haired, blue eyed dude in all these pictures and figurines?
I think the ballet one is the creepiest…
I’d vote for Gimp Suit Jesus as the creepiest.
Also too.
Holy fucking shit
Ask and ye shall receive.
How about clerical Jesus? Filing shit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! King of the Jews–King of Beers.
How about clerical Jesus? Filing shit?
I would totes have that on my desk. Also, Sexy Librarian Jesus, too.
Oh my Dog
I think that’s Another Kiwi behind him, coming back from the bar with a fresh round.
Also, Sexy Librarian Jesus, too.
Ohhh, nice. Sexy Mary Librarian shown with AK47.
Get this immediately.
Okay, now I see. Boxer Jesus has “Savior” on his corner of the ring.
“OKAY, WHO-DO-YOU-SAY-THAT-I-AM! He’s coming to you hard left — turn the other cheek! Now duck! Swing! Pivot! Now ya got ‘im, now lean in and punch, punch hard — wait, what? You’re handing him a hammer and some nails and pointing at the telephone pole outside? Oh, not this shit again — I thought you said you were here to win in the ring!”
Sexy Librarian Jesus, too
A new catalog I give unto you, That ye shall use the Dewey system. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples.
Librarian Jesus drives the Information-Technology salesmen out of the Library.
The Real Jesus
Librarian Jesus drives the Information-Technology salesmen out of the Library.
Ye brood of vipers!
The Real Jesus
Eight-year-olds, Dude. Eight-year-olds.
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Shorter Bradlee Dean.
And how many of those prostitute descendants of Max Jukes were patronized by the “godly” descendants of Jonathan “I Was Constantly In Ejaculatory Prayer” Edwards?
It’s depressing that Bradlee and I have the exact same hair style.
Walter, what’s a pederast?
Jonathan Edwards’ descendants did not cost the state a single penny.
Jesus talking about how evil welfare really is.
A new catalog I give unto you, That ye shall use the Dewey system. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples.
A merciful Lord would give us LOC CCNs.
Rohypnol Jesus!
Dare we speak of this Jesus?
http://www.art4god.com/html/?go=product&id=lov
(I always feck up links)
A merciful Lord would give us LOC CCNs.
Agreed. Fuck Dewey.
Dare we speak of this Jesus?
That is…….that’s….something?
I like Tig’s better, but don’t tell her that, ‘K?
Rohypnol Jesus!
What’s the mallet for?
Your secret is safe with me, Looch.
Whew!
What’s the mallet for?
In case he wakes up. Dur!
In case he wakes up. Dur!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG that was funny.
Tigris; Sorry. You’ve been dethroned.
What’s the mallet for?
Carpentry convention pick-up?
Either that, or he’s making nice chicken paillards…
You’ve been dethroned.
You, uh, might want to flush.
What’s the mallet for?
No, it’s an allegory. He was going to nail Jeebus up on a telephone pole but now Roofie Jeebus is going to hammer him. Pole included, BTW.
What?
You, uh, might want to flush.
It belongs to me now, I’ll do with it what I like.
Wow–that painting has much to discuss.
That’s what you get when you take a swing at Roofie Jizzus
No, it’s an allegory. He was going to nail Jeebus up on a telephone pole but now Roofie Jeebus is going to hammer him. Pole included, BTW.
HA! A warning to Roman governors who get the idea that this crucifixion business will work twice.
Oh, and Pammycakes says the guy that stabbed the Muslim cab driver was a plant.
Yes, she does, according to Talking Pants Memo.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/08/anti-mosque_agitator_pam_geller_mosque_supporters.php
Oh, and Pammycakes says the guy that stabbed the Muslim cab driver was a plant.
Of course she does!
Oh, and Pammycakes says the guy that stabbed the Muslim cab driver was a plant.
I KNEW genetically modifying agricultural products would be a mistake, now the frankencrops are wreaking their horrible revenge!
Wait a minute!
Wait just a darn tootin’ minute there, pardner!
That’s not Roofie Jeebus!
That’s ZOMBEE Jeebus!!111!!
Holy NOMNOMNOM!
I KNEW genetically modifying agricultural products would be a mistake, now the frankencrops are wreaking their horrible revenge!
Turnip-bout is fair play, no?
I did not do that. No.
FACE FACTS, LIBS…. FREEDOM WINS, YOU LOOSE. GLEN BECK IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA YOU HIPPYS ARE THE PAST AND FINISHED YOUR BOY OBAMA WILL BE IMPECHED SOON WHEN WE TAKE ARE COUNTRY BAck
And.
Well-played, indeed.
Martini?
God, we really need to get a better quality of troll around here.
Impeched Mode? They’re getting the band back together?
Say it’s not true, Steve.
What’s the mallet for?
Tapping and venting a cask-conditioned ale. Note the hard spile peg in his other hand. The fumes must have got to him. This is a common occurrence at the Old Entomologist.
Fuck off, Steve.
Thank you.
Tapping and venting a cask-conditioned ale. Note the hard spile peg in his other hand. The fumes must have got to him. This is a common occurrence at the Old Entomologist.
Ah, another “King of the Jews/The King of Beers” dealio, huh?
I think I see a river of blood between his legs–this shit is hardcore.
What’s the significance of the Lilies? (If they are Lilies)
better quality of troll
This phrase has internal inconsistencies.
Can you spot them?
I just
can’t
get
enough
of the
weird
Jesus
stuff
What’s the significance of the Lilies? (If they are Lilies)
1-800Florist is a sponsor.
That’s not Roofie Jeebus!
That’s ZOMBEE Jeebus!!111!!
Jesus took the brain, and blessed, and brake it, and gave to them, and said, Take, eat: this is this guy’s thinkbox, which is broken for you, do this as oft as you nom it.
I just
can’t
get
enough
of the
weird
Jesus
stuff
I’m tryin,’ I’m tryin’
Galilee is swingin’!
Ooops.
I broked it.
Kneel before the majesty of Cheeto Jesus.
Kneel before the majesty of Cheeto Jesus.
Yeah, yeah. But can he win at Talladega?
Huh?
I don’t want to know what happened in here.
…backs away slowly…
N__B please take me with you. I step away to make baba ghanouj, koofteh and tzatziki (though I had no yogurt so I made creme fraiche) and slug a couple martinis and WTF!?!?
Not until they come out with Cheeto Jeesus Puffs.
For example, we have specifically rejected, as all Christians do, the Islamic doctrine, and actual practice, of executing homosexuals. But some have claimed, in effect, that by merely mentioning the execution of homosexuals (as a criminal practice of Islam), on our radio broadcast, we have suggested it for consideration. Obviously this is absurd. The whole point was to contrast the Islamic position with the Christian position. This may not have been as clear as we would have otherwise planned it to be. Live radio is not scripted. But everyone who knows us knows that this is our position because we have stated it consistently for years – long before we ever discussed the topic on the radio. There are board members, and other supporters who can vouch for this. We have never and will never call for the execution of homosexuals. This is a complete misinterpretation by design.
sigh……
Look, let’s take your arguments against Islam. You believe that – this is a favorite line on the right – “there may be moderate Muslims, but there is no moderate Islam,” because the Koran is a book that commands evil things and therefore makes all of Islam inherently evil. (Which is why you generally refuse to believe that there are “moderate Muslims,” to you, they can only be people hiding their sinister intent).
Fair enough.
Now, the Bible, exactly like the Koran, specifically commands the execution of homosexuals. It’s right there in Leviticus 20:13: “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” It’s right there, and it’s not an accusation by “some” or by the liberal media, it’s the words of your own God in the words of your own perfect bloody book.
Now why should we not be concerned with this just as we’re concerned with the violent parts of the Koran? Why should we not conclude that Christianity is violently homophobic and that while there may be moderate Christians, there is no moderate Christianity, and the religion itself is a primitive stone-age cult that has no business existing in the current world?
I can think of a few reasons myself, but this is your party. You tell me why we shouldn’t treat Christianity in the way you want to treat Islam. When you’ve given me a plausible reason, then maybe you’ll have a clue why we refuse to join in the wholesale hateislamfest that you righties have been having for the last decade.
Can’t get enough of that Sugar Christ.
Also, in the Bible, God drowns every single man, woman, and child (and non-water-dwelling animal) on the entire planet because he didn’t like people’s wicked thoughts, you know, the people he had just created, well, except for one single family he thought was cool and worth not drowning.
Now, if your religious book tells you that your loving Supreme Being gets done creating his beloved human race, kicks them out of his garden, then looks back and thinks they’re worth even less of a shit, kills pretty much every single fucking one of them by busting their lungs apart or bashing their heads apart with the cold, dark, monstrous waging waters, you know, except for a few of them on one single boat, and then says, ‘whoops, got a bit carried away there with all that mass, complete genocidin’, how about a nice rainbow’, then maybe you shouldn’t ought to talk about the violence inherent in other religions.
I don’t want to know what happened in here.
Tigris was playing with it last.
A fine headline: Catholics’ lessons for US Muslims
Totally not creepy
Holy crap, the boxer jesus could practically be me if it wasn’t for the sideburns.
Trippy
maybe you shouldn’t ought to talk about the violence inherent in other religions.
As has been pointed out by better scholars than I, they’re all operating on the same book. Or at least they’re starting from the same book. Then they add their own
ravingsbits. So really, why all the intramural strife?A fine headline: Catholics’ lessons for US Muslims
And as usual, he takes a valid theme and gets it exactly wrong.
Most Catholics were eager to integrate into the United States as full citizens respecting the Constitution while still following their old faith; the same is true of most Muslims today. In both cases, the so-called mainstream rejected them and refused to believe that they could be anything other than unassimilable aliens. Progress in the fifties didn’t happen because the Catholics changed their ways and learned to assimilate – it happened because the Prods finally stopped believing that each and every Catholic was an agent personally sent by the Pope to kill or enslave him.
The number of Catholics who’ve jumped on the conservative bandwagon in the last thirty years is nauseating; they of all people should know what it’s like to be unable to assimilate no matter how hard you try because of some ignorant hicks who think they know more about your religion than you do.
No Billard-hall Jesus.
Crossbar kept catching the edge of the table.
But he could brace through the holes in his hands. it would be perfect! Finally a silver lining to the whole can-no-longer-eat-M&M’s thing.
I lied…my ankle is killing me now and I’m all out of Percocet!
Sorry dear. Spongebath?
El Cid – Nice rant, but I think you’re preaching to the choir (if you’ll pardon the phrase) here.
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GLEN BECK IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA
Confound it. I’m trying to come up with an appropriate parody of the “boot stomping on a human face forever” line, but I can’t think of anything good.
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Jesus, or JEEZUS?
“Max Jukes was an Atheist that believed in the abolition of laws and rules. Mr. Jukes formed an organization called the Freedom Movement that preached free sex, no laws, no formal education and no responsibilities.”
Ah a ‘libertarian’! That explains everything.
Coffee filter jesus?
http://www.art4god.com/html/?go=product&id=nf
http://eicolab.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jesuswhat.jpg
Click the link. Go ahead, I dare you.
No goatse Jesus?
Yes, that was a challenge.
Click the link. Go ahead, I dare you.
Rickroll Jesus!
tigris said,
August 31, 2010 at 3:09
I SHOULD have said “hoc est corpus callosum.” DAMMIT.
Also, in the Bible, God drowns every single man, woman, and child (and non-water-dwelling animal) on the entire planet because he didn’t like people’s wicked thoughts, you know, the people he had just created, well, except for one single family he thought was cool and worth not drowning.
And Noah was a drunk exhibitionist.
I wonder how many of Jonathan Edwards’ descendants shared his clinical depression, and if so how much they cost the state.
T&U, try pressing on the outer forward bulge of your ankle (8 o’clock on the left, 4 o’clock on the right) while sitting on some small firmish object like a Superball so that it presses into the dimple of the buttock (or where it would dimple, if yours doesn’t). Or better yet, get some reasonably good friend to press those points for you.
“They killed off the main character because of a contract dipute?”
I don’t remember them making the stupid mistake of doing in anyone resembling Mr. X, however…
“The number of Catholics who’ve jumped on the conservative bandwagon in the last thirty years is nauseating;”
Ya, that’s two-thirds of the librul media right there…
I predict that within thirty years, Muslims will have been admitted to the Religious Right, as Jews and Catholics were before them.
Also, Arabs (and Hispanics) will be declared white, as Celts and Slavs were before them.
Furthermore, many of them will be members of the conservative political party of the mid-21st Century, the Democrats.
Hey look, Kevin Sorbo is a winger!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbUve7aVl1g
Is there some rule that beefcake actors have to be conservatives?
Maybe ‘roids shrink more than man giblets?
Big Bald Bastard: Wassamatta you don’t like durians?
They say the best ones are the ones the elephants poop out. Kinda like that civet coffee stuff.
Who’s the blonde haired, blue eyed dude in all these pictures and figurines?
I’m embarrassed to fess up to my former career as a male form model.
Is there some rule that beefcake actors have to be conservatives?
Steroided beefcake actors, please. After all, Viggo Mortensen….
Stephen Jay Gould wrote about the Jukes pretty extensively in “The Mismeasure of Man”. Eugenicists doctoring photographs and such.
actually Stephen J. Gould, the late lamented, debunked the false data and misinterpretations of both the Jukes and the Kallikaks case studies long ago, starting with his Mismeasure of Man, but possibly also in his last essay in Natural History magazine, published shortly before his death.
We studied em (and the falsified eugenics data supporting the pernicious lies) in high school science class back in the day, as I remember well.
Cancerhat,
er, TSOL = True SOUNDS of Liberty, no?
Sure, eugenics. Wuffo you think they ever stopped thinking that way?
Not being able to shout “nigger!” out their car window isn’t the only reason they rail about “political correctness.” It’s also about not being able to talk eugenics in public. And while discussing public policy.
They want to undo the entire 20th fucking century. And half the 19th.
People (well, eugenics enthusiasts and self-righteous twits) like to talk about the many unsuccessful Jukes, but I’ve noticed that they never mention the more than 100 members of the highly influential Asbury Jukes.