Comments on: (8) Love is in the air (8)

By: Thurber Hamm

Thurber Hamm — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 11:35:28 +0000

That’s not a cavity, its an itsy-bitsy Hitler mustache!

By: Art Black

Art Black — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 11:23:54 +0000

And he’s never had a cavity!

What about the one on his top lip, directly under his nose?

By: Thurber Hamm

Thurber Hamm — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:40:22 +0000

Precisely. Go back and read anything that she’s written, but picture in your mind’s eye that its been written by Andy Kaufman. That will more than likely put you into her frame of reference…

By: Frederick

Frederick — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 08:52:44 +0000

Hmm, I realize now that you are right, Thurber. I’ve been very naive thinking that anyone could actually be serious about such asininity.

By: Thurber Hamm

Thurber Hamm — Mon, 16 Feb 2004 06:25:01 +0000

Frederick, I’m going to have to disagree with you on this one. Amber gives the appearance of suffering from internal dissonance when it comes to these issues, yet, if we peer deeper we find that she really “has her act together”. She claims that homosexuality is sick and yet her exhortation of “enjoy Cock” is universal in nature with no exceptions implied. Perhaps this is her way of saying that that she regards herself as sexually “sick” and at the same time, she celebrates it. This is surprisingly sophisticated for such a young woman, but I suggest that we all give her a big pat on the back for her self-awareness and her acceptance of who she is, flaws and all. I’ve come to regard her rants as being wonderfully droll and acerbic, like a modern-day Dorothy Parker. It’s rather pathetic to see her sarcastic barbs go straight over the heads of almost everyone who reads her fabulously sardonic impressions of conservative buffonery! More than once I’ve seen rubes here display the impression that she’s saying these things SERIOUSLY! Good grief!

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 23:55:15 +0000

I was under the impression that she wanted her man to love cock…. Have I got that wrong?

Amber loves cock. She thinks homosexuality is sick, so she would not want a man who also loves cock.

By: Thurber Hamm

Thurber Hamm — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 14:20:30 +0000

I was under the impression that she wanted her man to love cock…. Have I got that wrong?

By: Tog

Tog — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 11:16:43 +0000

“She can write, she can sing
She can do most anything
She’s a jerk, a jerk of all trades!”
(courtesy The Lunachicks)

By: Peanut

Peanut — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 09:43:33 +0000

Frederick quoting O’Really: “Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly.”

I get the distinct impression he found himself in unfamiliar territory by accident, but kept yapping anyway.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 07:13:29 +0000

Mr. Miller may be interested to know that Barbie is now available.

By: geegirl

geegirl — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 05:33:52 +0000

It does my heart good to see another brave hetero standing up for the sanctity of marrige.

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 04:07:34 +0000

You neglect to mention Bill?s approach to "Sexual Activity," which a cock-loving gal like Amber surely wants to know. Bill says, inter alia, "In sexual activity, I generally prefer a long, slow build-up with a light and gentle touch." This contrasts with the no-nonsense approach advocated by the other Bill (O?Reilly) in his Peabody Award-winning novel, "Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder": "Then he slipped her panties down her legs and, within seconds, his tongue was inside her, moving rapidly."

By: Frederick

Frederick — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 01:16:58 +0000

Well, poor S.Z. was pining about her lack of a valentine . . . .