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Neoconservatism Explained
So I’m watching a rerun of this morning’s Meet the Press. Tim Russert just asked Newt Gingrich if the current situation in Iraq limits our military options with Iran and North Korea. Gingrich responded by saying, “Only in our minds.”
What. A. Nutter.
Otto Man said,
July 17, 2006 at 2:47
Did you catch the moment where he said the proof that we’re in the midst of the Third World War was … the insane clown posse of wannabe terrorists in Miami?
Wow. I mean, wow.
mdhatter said,
July 17, 2006 at 3:15
There’s no-place like home, there’s no-place like home, there’s no-place like home” Click-click-click.
Noooooooooo!
Strange Forces said,
July 17, 2006 at 3:24
Wait…
Juggalos = WWIII?
So am I somehow responsible for the Iraq war, seeing as I’ve been to ICP concerts? I’ve never gone in makeup or anything, but they do put on a hell of a show.
Aaaaaaand, I think that sound may be me losing the ha’penny’s worth of credibility I might have had around here.
Thers said,
July 17, 2006 at 3:58
A mind can be used to perceive reality.
I know — total freakout, man.
Gary Ruppert, 80s music expert, bitchez! said,
July 17, 2006 at 4:06
The fact is that REO Speedwagon was, and is, the worst band in the entire universe.
As evidence, I present these lyrics:
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin around
They say you got a boy friend
Youre out late every weekend
Theyre talkin about you and its bringin me down
But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But Im telling you, babe
That I dont think its true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind
{refrain}
You take it on the run baby
If thats the way you want it baby
Then I dont want you around
I dont believe it
Not for a minute
Youre under the gun so you take it on the run
Youre thinking up your white lies
Youre putting on your bedroom eyes
You say youre coming home but you wont say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again
{refrain x 3}
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin around
Can you disagree with me, moonbats? Sadly, no!
mikey said,
July 17, 2006 at 4:15
Bradrocket. Now I’m worried. Yeah, I watched it. But I’m old and I’ve lived and not having a life kind of works for me. Dood, you’re young, you have so much to live for, and you’re watching Timmah? Sure, I’m proud of you, but I’m kind of surprised. There’s girls, drugs, likker and, oh yeah, girls. You’ve GOT to get out more….
mikey
themann1086 said,
July 17, 2006 at 4:33
“Man, you need to get some hash. You can’t go wrong with hash.” -Newt Gingrich
“Oh yes it can, and quickly, and this whole room will suffer the consequences.” -Bradrocket
“You’re out there man, in the ether!” -Newt
“Yes, well, I’m just going to turn back, over here, to my table…” -Brad
Some Guy said,
July 17, 2006 at 6:23
“We’ll take the Spruce Goose! Hop in!”
“uhh, sir?”
*Gun loads* “I said: Hop. In.”
Brad R. said,
July 17, 2006 at 14:16
There’s girls, drugs, likker and, oh yeah, girls. You’ve GOT to get out more….
On a Sunday night? Oh-kaaaay…
Matt T. said,
July 17, 2006 at 17:51
On a Sunday night? Oh-kaaaay…
You obviously don’t live in a college town.
Dr Benway said,
July 17, 2006 at 19:32
RAPTURE! RAPTURE!!
Woohoo, nice to see The Newt confirming the need for Armageddon.
MCH said,
July 17, 2006 at 22:42
I keep wondering when China’s going to decide that America’s military is sufficiently overstretched, and then invade Taiwan.
Hoosier X said,
July 18, 2006 at 15:10
I keep wondering when China’s going to decide that America’s military is sufficiently overstretched, and then invade Taiwan.
It’s only in your mind.
Judy said,
July 18, 2006 at 17:10
I saw that! I was utterly amazed that Russert and/or Biden didn’t just reflexively reach out and bitch slap him before they could stop themselves. Then again… we’re talking about Russert and Biden.