ABOVE: B. Daniel Blatt (body by Photoshop, face by nature)
Shorter America’s Dumbest Pseudo-Homosexual™, The Gay Wingnuts:
Judge Walker: Clueless about the “Historical Core” of Marriage
- If two guys are in a relationship, it can only be called a “marriage” if one of them wears a dress all the time and cooks dinner for the other.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™