Comments on: Putting Down an Insurgency

By: No Stomach For the Fight | Actors Blog Part Of Skylith.com

No Stomach For the Fight | Actors Blog Part Of Skylith.com — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:44:15 +0000

[...] cover my strategic retreat in the Sadly, No video wars by answering the question, Who’s [...]

By: Jefe

Jefe — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:35:07 +0000

If Sadly, No! needs a counter attack, feel free to use Baby Got Book.

By: BenA

BenA — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:25:16 +0000

Nein. The false Heine is Dutch, I think. Although it could be Danish. I donâ€™t read either, but do read German and he is not that.

The website is certainly Dutch, but I believe that Der falsche Heino himself is German. At any rate, my personal source of information darÃ¼ber ist deutsch.

By: jeff

jeff — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 04:46:07 +0000

good lord please! stop! it!

My skin hurts even….so bad

By: Ben in VA

Ben in VA — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:20:48 +0000

Uh...does this count?

By: jrm78

jrm78 — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:45:24 +0000

tigrismus said, I think jrm78 wins the internets. The smoldering burned out hulk which is all thatâ€™s left of it, anyway. Well, they always say that after the bomb drops we'll see Shangri-La or Xanadu. The Xanadu is a slightly different version than the ONJ version. hocus pocus alamagokus.

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:07:33 +0000

I think jrm78 wins the internets. The smoldering burned out hulk which is all that’s left of it, anyway.

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:04:31 +0000

Ja. It’s Dutch.

By: jrm78

jrm78 — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:48:44 +0000

Prepare for your imminent annihilation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKL_1XXxzbM – dropping pamphlets warning the civilians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hf47J_UO1c – the air raid sirens sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxOlKvvLXP8 – the flash from the initial blast sends the remaining populace into a mania
Their mania is short lived as they are vaporized because…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI – The Bea-Bomb has been dropped, I repeat, the Bea-Bomb has been dropped!

By: Doodle Bean

Doodle Bean — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:43:54 +0000

Nein. The false Heine is Dutch, I think. Although it could be Danish. I don’t read either, but do read German and he is not that.

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:10:00 +0000

OutofContext, consider the ground burned, pillaged, raped, and salted. That video fucking sucks.

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:06:54 +0000

Found this on Wikipedia:

- Smitty has two younger brothers and sisters. He is currently paying for one of his sisters college education.

He’s a bad rapper, but he’s a good guy it seems.

By: Spencer

Spencer — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:51:06 +0000

I must reiterate, that I find Smitty kind of hot. Especially in the bathtub. Damn those OC white boys and their dropping booty!

By: OutOfContext

OutOfContext — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:45:09 +0000

It ends for me Gentlewoman as I salt the earth behind me by answering the question "Who's Yehoodi?"

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:16:36 +0000

This is never going to end, is it?

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:04:26 +0000

Hey-
The dynamite hack video doesn’t count its intentionally like that, and actually pretty cool.

By: Bas-O-Matic

Bas-O-Matic — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 21:03:05 +0000

I'm sorry. But I think Roxanne killed us all by posting a video of the Osmands. Trying to rock. The horror......The Horror........ That said, prepare for incoming Welk, infidels. Prepare to kiss your ass Bye Bye Welket Underground Close Encounters of the Welk Kind The sound of your doom goesOompahpah Ooompahpah Oompah oompah Oompahpah Chicken Dance Bitches (Not strictly a video and not really annoying so much as what the fuck)

By: Huntly

Huntly — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:28:52 +0000

Watch out you might lose your shirt.

By: OutOfContext

OutOfContext — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:44:45 +0000

I have contacted the French Resistance and passed the codeword 'gondry'. Le Mia .

By: BenA

BenA — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 19:44:22 +0000

I think I have discovered the true Nigerien yellowcake of the VideoWars, an artist whose as yet undiscovered video, if actually found, would blow the lid off this whole clamebake. I give you...Der Falsche Heino! According to my German sources, this guy is believe it or not, some sort of a Heino parodist. Apparently, der echte Heino (whose performance of "Blau Blueht der Enzian" was fired off in some minor skirmish early in this war) has little sense of humor and has sued poor FH. So far as I can tell, there are no Falsche Heino videos available on line. But if we were to ever find one...