Step 2 – As you’re waiting in line, turn to the person standing next to you and declare loudly, “Check out that little bitch over there, the one with the tight t-shirt. I’m going to hold her down and stick my cock into her until she screams for mercy, then I’m going to do it again. I’ll rape the feminism righjt out that bitch. Then I’m rollin’ to DC to cockslap half the court before I annoint myself with their blood.”

Step 3 – Record results (facial expressions, comments, body language, etc.), then defend yourself thusly. “Hell, motherfucker, why you so uptight, you gender traitor? I’ll let you rape her after I get tired. That bitch is totally over 18…well, okay, maybe not, but she’s definitely over 12 so that makes it okay. And who cares about the Justices, they’re different than the President. I’m not threatening him, that would be wrong and illegal. Stupid laws that say I can’t threaten people I hate! Stupid people who don’t understand what’s funny and what’s not! Give me a break, some unhinged person doesn’t care if something bad happens to my fictional wife and child–I’m a victim! Why does no one get that? Get it or I’ll rape you and cute your balls off! Ha!”

No, unfortunately, I am not the creator of Homestar. In fact, I don’t recall ever creating anything…other than a disturbance.

Why stop at (vi)? Surely you have other, more immediate, concerns regarding the brazen antics of this diabolical administration.

Such as:

(vii) Denying Bigfoot adequate counsel.

(viii) Releasing the chupacabras.

(ix) Making you wear that padded helmet.

(x) The voices.

(xi) That microchip implanted over three inches deep in your skull and programmed to exacerbate your incontinence.

(xii) Karl Rove giving your ward attendant a pack of smokes to fasten your straitjacket too tight.

Plus:
Simple experiment:

Step 1 – Walk into a crowded McDonald’s.

Step 2 – As you’re waiting in line, turn to the person standing next to you and declare loudly, “How do you like the Bush administration (choose one) (i) illegally spying on its’ own citizens (ii) murdering soldiers so they can stuff more oil money into their pockets (iii) drowning New Orleans (iv) ruinig the economy (v) stealing the last three elections (vi) pick any of the rest of the major fuckups by these morans? Those traitors should be impeached.â€?

Step 3 – Record results (facial expressions, comments, body language, etc.) as long as you can before local authorities haul you away on bogus charges.

Are you the creator of homestarrunner?

So I’m a nazi AND a retard?

Holy smokes, you sure come out swingin’! Remind me never to mess with you!

A simple experiment (other than the time machine needed):

Step 1: Walk into a crowded beer hall in Munich in 1931

Step 2 – As you’re waiting in line for your beer, turn to the brownshirt standing next to you and declare loudly, “How’d you like that Weimar Republic? Those appeasing traitors should be hung.â€?

Step 3 – Record results (facial expressions, comments, body language, etc.)

Godwin have mercy on my soul, but you’re a fucking retard.

Part A

Step 1 – Walk into a crowded McDonald’s.

Step 2 – As you’re waiting in line, turn to the person standing next to you and declare loudly, “How’d you like that Hamdan decision? Those five judges should be hung.”

Step 3 – Record results (facial expressions, comments, body language, etc.)

Part B

Step 1 – Walk into a crowded McDonald’s.

Step 2 – As you’re waiting in line, turn to the person standing next to you, point to a small child and declare loudly, “You know, it would be kind of cool if that little shit got brutally raped and then strangled to death, just like JonBenet Ramsey.”

Step 3 – Record results (facial expressions, comments, body language, number of days before the blood/special sauce stops oozing from your anus, etc.)

July 13, 2006 at 0:15

m.chroche, I tried posting that link to Misha’s comments and it disappeared.

Luckily, I saved a screenshot.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8340/patterico2oy.jpg

Now that’s good chicken.

What a buch of tools. That’s classic. Miss Glen’s point, run a mile from Misha, and then, BAM, get nailed for givin’ him love for the EXACT same kind of comment back in the day. That is karma in action. Sheezle.

Luckily, I saved a screenshot.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8340/patterico2oy.jpg

Yes, cops are perfectly willing to spend hours ‘staging’ in order to arrest righteous wingers for toe-stepping, because all cops are commie symps.