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I’ve Got Two Tickets to Paradise… a.k.a., HELL!11!!!!!
The Editors foolishly resumes hostilities by posting an Eddie Money video at the end of this piece. This is an act of aggression that will not stand. Time to reach into the ol’ war cache.
UNLEASH THE MORMON RAP!!!
We have many weapons. Many. Weapons.
Gavin adds: Roxanne has counterattacked with a version of ‘We Built This City’ from a Starbuck’s managers’ convention.
Unleash (I say) unleash the Furry Convention footage:
Roxanne said,
July 10, 2006 at 15:36
For your arsenal.
Sherman said,
July 10, 2006 at 15:40
I’m kinda sorta ready for YouTube detente. Mormon rap?? (Shakes head, mumbles something about Virgin Ben ….)
Brad R. said,
July 10, 2006 at 15:40
Raaaaaaawx-anne-
*shudders*
OK, lemme see if I can top that by finding the Wal-Mart Cheer…
Brad R. said,
July 10, 2006 at 15:41
I’m kinda sorta ready for YouTube detente.
The YouTube war is like the War on Terra, m’friend. It’s something that could last the rest of our lives.
Gary Ruppert said,
July 10, 2006 at 15:53
Strange how SadlyNo has failed to address this..
“How could I entrust a Democratic lawmaker to stand up to al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea or some other angry extremist, if he or she won’t stand up to Daily Kos?”
It’s so true too.
Democrats fall over themselves to appease the angry midget at DailyKos, and they expose their weakness in the face of terrorism.
fillerbunny said,
July 10, 2006 at 16:19
“My Mormon rap will make you see,
I’m as funky as Donnie and Marie”
the final, incontrovertible proof that there is no God….
that, and the large number of white people trying to ‘dance’ in the video….
J— said,
July 10, 2006 at 16:35
Now I know why I struck out with the girls in high school. Why, they just wanted to go to Dairy Queen for a bowl of ice cream.
Ruppert's Grandma said,
July 10, 2006 at 16:41
It’s a known completely true incontrovertible fact that Sadly No! can not be trusted to prosecute the YouTube war to it’s inevitable bloody conclusion.
Mark said,
July 10, 2006 at 16:46
I dunno if a video made from recording a tv show counts.
Anyway, you want a war, let me know. I have an arsenal too…
Consider me North Korea to you.
Howard said,
July 10, 2006 at 16:50
I can’t believe I haven’t seen this in the arsenal yet…
Brad R. said,
July 10, 2006 at 17:08
Howard- that’s too amateur, to the point of being unwatchable. We want these vids to be JUST BAD ENOUGH so that people cannot take their eyes off ‘em.
tigrismus said,
July 10, 2006 at 17:23
I had a vision of all the lefty talking heads(the “seers”) coming together in peace and well-dressed brotherhood to protect the blogosphere from the evils of the Pammys and logically free-falling Rupperts of the world. It was beautiful.
Harry Cheddar said,
July 10, 2006 at 17:40
That GG Allin video was about unwatchable, but not in a fun way. Somewhere between a scat video and R. Bud Dwyer’s resignation speech. Guess I didn’t expect a video nasty from y’all.
Gavin M. said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:06
[Might take this pic down later]
[note: GG pic taken down re: personal info in the file, b/c we're getting mad links from the right-wing sites today, re: Frisch.]
tb said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:16
You… filthy….
J— said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:41
Unleash (I say) unleash the Furry Convention footage
Oh, my God. We’ve just gone to PlushCon 2.
Oaktown Girl said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:55
Hey Fellas -
Blogslut entered the fray a couple of days ago and inflicted major damage with an attack that I feel deserves serious “respect”, for lack of a better term. Did y’all take note of it? If so, I may have missed it in the crossfire.
http://www.blogslut.com/amateurs.html
derek j said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:58
hehehe. you know i have actualy been to one of those furry cons. I have a pic on my phone of this morbily obese girl riding a “fox” that i like to show at parties as a conversation starter.
dj
Brad R. said,
July 10, 2006 at 18:59
OG- holy shit. That is indeed a formidable challenge. A response will be forthcoming by tonight.
Brad R. said,
July 10, 2006 at 19:00
you know i have actualy been to one of those furry cons. I have a pic on my phone of this morbily obese girl riding a “fox� that i like to show at parties as a conversation starter.
My friend Derek, everybody.
Hey Derek, when are you leaving for China? Will you be back up to Boston before then?
Gavin M. said,
July 10, 2006 at 19:05
OG- holy shit. That is indeed a formidable challenge. A response will be forthcoming by tonight.
Oh crap, Retardo was going to post that video, which is IN OUR YOUTUBE FAVORITES…
Gaah! Frack! Shkf!
Mark said,
July 10, 2006 at 19:39
In case you didn’t know… j/eff gold/stein just linked to you guys in his latest rant about that nutty professor.
He thinks you are supporting her.
Maybe a cockslapping is in order?
sohei said,
July 10, 2006 at 19:43
Check out the awesome might that is….
THE SHOCKMASTER!
The Poor Man Institute » Uh oh said,
July 10, 2006 at 20:16
[...] I see that hostilities have resumed. It is just as I had feared: [...]
Gentlewoman said,
July 10, 2006 at 20:17
OK, this is bad. If Klaus Nomi has been unleashed, I despair of your survival. I will be back in a few days to survey the wreckage. Farewell. I hope at least some of Sadly, No will be left when I come back. Please stop. Save yourselves.
Matt T. said,
July 10, 2006 at 20:25
OK, lemme see if I can top that by finding the Wal-Mart Cheer…
Jesus, don’t do that. My first “real job” (i.e., of legal age and the government knew about) was at our local Wal-Mart in Fulton, Mississippi. I do believe my current misanthropy began with that awful summer. Horrible, horrible.
While I was there, we got a new manager for some reason or another, straight from the main office. Most of the folks that worked there had been there since the damn thing opened, and all of us were country as collard greens. This new manager – poor bastard was from St. Louis or something, and apparently had never seen actual rednecks in his entire life. He tried leading us in that Wal-Mart cheer and we all looked at him like, well, he was some dumb yankee stuffed shirt who didn’t recognize that a job is sometimes just a job. Horrible, horrible.
Sarcastro said,
July 10, 2006 at 22:34
Wow. The Mormon Rap just might be the single whitest thing I’ve ever seen.
How can I trust a Republican lawmaker to stand up to al-Qaeda, Iran, North Korea or some other angry extremist, if he or she won’t stand up to Mormon rap?
derek j said,
July 10, 2006 at 23:15
to brad R: sup home slice : ) im leaving on the 22nd but i’ll be in boston/bolton untill then (rock’n it like it was my job). I’ll bring you back a book of Mao sayings. you can get them EVERYWHERE in Xi’an.
fish said,
July 10, 2006 at 23:21
AP New York- US productivity had gone through a record 90 quarters of steady gains. Recently for unknown reasons, massive bandwith use seems to correlate with a near collapse of US productivity. Economists scratch their head in wonder at the bizarre twist that the economy seems to have taken. Some have heard of a mysterious new virus called the You-tubes or ewe-twos. If rumors are true the virus is not detectable by any known anti-virus software, yet often snickering is heard in clusters the cubicle farms suggesting infections are contageous.
Lancelot Link said,
July 11, 2006 at 0:30
Okay, you asked for it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMV9wENOqYY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRov7ocL6jI
jrm78 said,
July 11, 2006 at 1:19
Smuggled weapons from India…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KepPoUEm7SI
Dalers to donuts it has an effect.
Sporty said,
July 11, 2006 at 2:02
Mmmmmmmmmm! The Mormon Rap one is Nuremburgie!!
Woodrowfan said,
July 11, 2006 at 2:20
try this one..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6KSrBD52ms&search=green%20jelly
Sadly, No! » “Over?” Did you say “over?” IT AIN’T OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS! said,
July 11, 2006 at 6:15
[...] The Editorocket and his faithful sidekick Sifu seem to think that they’ve “won” the video war, even though we recently torched them with Mormon Rap and a bunch of furries dancing like the Backstreet Boys (or maybe it’s the Backstreet Boys dancing like furries- I wouldn’t put it past them at this point). [...]