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By: tb

tb — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:30:48 +0000

The Shaggs are the absolute shit.

My girlfriend says “the drums blow my mind every time.”

By: Padraig

Padraig — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 20:40:35 +0000

AAbshier –

Afternoon delight is not a good song. But after it’s use in both Anchorman and Arrested Development (favorite episode, btw), there are simply too many good feelings attached to it to make it a WMD.

By: Marq

Marq — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 19:35:15 +0000

Ugh! That was like irritable bowel syndrome in video form. Truly wretched.

By: Retired Catholic

Retired Catholic — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:51:33 +0000

Do you guys know how many of is innocents in the crossfire are collateral damage? It is a gross vioilation of the Geneva Conventions to unnecessarily harm civilians, even in time of war.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:28:11 +0000

I’m telling you, if someone finds an original video version of “Muskrat Love”, we’re talking the Ultimate Weapon (in other words, Game Over…)

Though, to be fair, the video of “Afternoon Delight” is TRULY awful. Whoever preserved that is a war criminal.

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 17:05:38 +0000

Retardo: Check to see if the close embed tag is still at the end of You Tube’s code after you paste it into a post. For reasons beyond my HTML knowledge, sometimes it drops off in transfer.

By: Amanda Marcotte

Amanda Marcotte — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 13:07:12 +0000

Dude, that’s below the belt

By: AAbshier

AAbshier — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 13:03:53 +0000

I can't believe this song was not used. Then again, the collateral damage from the use of it would have been completely unacceptable.

By: eck

eck — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:08:54 +0000

Eat flaming death, fascist insects:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSBQDoT0NY

By: kevin

kevin — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:04:51 +0000

Posted same at Poor Man, but wanted to pass this along again: For those who haven't yet discovered Wesley Willis, here is one of his countless classics, "Alanis Morisette", in full music video form. For good measure, a few of his greatest hits: "Rock and Roll McDonalds"- with music video-like montage goodness, and the song/video montage to end all battles: "Cut the mullet" - with extra special GWB references within. Behold the greatest who has ever been, or will ever be. R.I.P., Wesley- we hardly knew ye... NO ONE can touch you.

By: STH

STH — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:20:51 +0000

Now how’s this for trivia? Didn’t Thor do some of the “music” for the movie “Zombie Nightmare” that they did on MST3K? I have that one on tape, and I can remember Tom saying something like, “I think Thor is fabulouth!”

And the best part: it is 100% guaranteed that somebody here will know exactly what I’m talking about. Come on, geeks, admit it.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:09:00 +0000

…and another thing *shakes finger* – You kids today don’t know from BAD music…some of us had to live through “Wildfire” and “Afternoon Delight” fer crissakes!

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:06:12 +0000

All I can say is Thank the Gods that there wasn’t a video of the original “Muskrat Love” floating around…that would have to break every convention of war known to man (ditto for “Midnight at the Oasis”).

By: Retardo Montalban

Retardo Montalban — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:17:27 +0000

I tried to contribute. Some of you may have seen the post for the ten minutes it was up — it was the one that referenced music videos THAT WOULDNT FUCKING SHOW UP.

Word Press obviously hates me. I cant preview posts. Whenever I copy code from youtube and paste it in a draft, it disappears. Every. Fucking. Time.

By: jrm78

jrm78 — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:47:53 +0000

Left for a while, so to make up for it... For you, chimpy mcflightsuit: Wham! the jitterbug *snap snap* [rinse, repeat] no snarky comment I can think of 99 luftballoons I tried droppin this on the editors, but they wouldn't have it: PopoZao who says we need to strip mine the 80s for bad music? We've all had a bad day.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:41:47 +0000

Wham! is hardly in the big leagues when it comes to annoyingness, I’m afraid. Camp is camp, whatever value you assign to it, but we deal in a shittiness far purer than camp, dear lad.

By: chimpy mcflightsuit

chimpy mcflightsuit — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:24:43 +0000

hello people – have i just missed it, or is this whole war missing onen of the all time great annoying bands of all time! Before he was “wanting your sex” before he was busted “getting that sex” in a park bathroom, he was the lead man for my all time most annoying band, and song, the one that will not leave your head, no matter how much you drink, the one the only
WAHM – WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO
don’t leave me hanging on like a yoyo..wake me up, before you go go, and we’ll go dancin tonight……. aaaaagggggg, make it stop, make it STOP

By: Retsesivi

Retsesivi — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:23:23 +0000

shit, bitroist beat me to it. that’s what i get for skimming the comments.

By: chris p

chris p — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:16:36 +0000

the shaggs have a music video? what?!?!? nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!1111111oneoneone.

i still think the carl lewis video wins.

By: Retsesivi

Retsesivi — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:13:11 +0000

I know the war is won and all and I know this is from the nineties, but it does straddle the horrible / brilliant thing quite nicely. Oasis Wonderwall as done by The Mike Flowers Pops Oh, btw, where's Retardo? Did pasty's flying monkey brigades finally get to him?