Comments on: Atrios Wounds Us. We Respond in Kind

By: Feeblemind » The horror… the horror…

Feeblemind » The horror… the horror… — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:39:34 +0000

[...] We are only just beginning to recover after the massive devastation. Initially I have to admit I thought we could survive unscathed, having built up a strong missile defense system through years of extensive research. We watched in awe as attack after vicious attack struck home, arogantly believing that we would be spared from the devestation. However, without the patented “Joe and the Bots” shield in place, our defenses quickly crumbled. [...]

By: Grumpasaurus.com » Armageddon

Grumpasaurus.com » Armageddon — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 22:53:16 +0000

[...] There was recently a battle of awful YouTube shenanigans. I am surprised that during the entire festivities, this was never brought into the fray: [...]

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:03:31 +0000

My gawd, Brad, you made Jillian make a *typo*! That’s a violation of the Geneva Convention!

By: spalding

spalding — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:55:27 +0000

hey hey!

i’ve been in reno for six weeks. what did i miss?

oh…oh no. oh no. this can’t be.

einstien said ww4 would be fought with sticks and stones, but this is monstrous.

By: Bistroist

Bistroist — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:49:18 +0000

At last! Thank you, baseballgirl, I was wondering why Yatta hadn't turned up yet. With that is out of the way, I wonder if I may introduce you to my late countryman Tommy - best crappy video ever, in my humble opinion. Another one I wondered why you've left out is Europe - The Final Countdown. I can't recall if this one has been mentioned yet, but it's probably the worst crime Phil Collins has ever commited against humanity. I'm a young whippersnapper, see, so in order to dole out some proper crap, I'd have to draw on some more recent groups like Las Ketchup or even worse, the Cheeky Girls - that last one is so bad it's not even funny, though. One final mention; Daler Mehndi is pure, unadulterated teh awsome!!eleventy!

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:41:55 +0000

My eyes and ears are bleeding!!1one!!eleven!

*sobs* Oh the humanity….

By: Marsupial

Marsupial — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:26:41 +0000

Enough! Tone-deaf jingoism can only carry a side so far. I beg you: break out the Haysi Fantayzee!!

By: Baseballgirl

Baseballgirl — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:22:29 +0000

Wrong in so many levels *hides*:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s

By: Raoul_Duke

Raoul_Duke — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:19:24 +0000

Jay

I have heard such and, as a result, i am praying 379 linguini noodles to the flying spaghetti monster in hopes that that He will bring an end to this madness.

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

By: K. Ron Silkwood

K. Ron Silkwood — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:15:01 +0000

This is madness. Roaches will inherit the Internets. Won’t someone think of the children?

By: byteb

byteb — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:12:59 +0000

Can’t we all just get along? (suppresses heartbreaking sob)

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:09:55 +0000

Raoul Duke, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream! [sigh] Anyone else hot?

By: Jâ€”

Jâ€” — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:05:09 +0000

Perhaps it's time to summon the Greatest American Hero.

By: fourmorewars

fourmorewars — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:02:54 +0000

Yep, I wasn’t mistaken. Antiwar. I think the last clip, Cronkite’s ‘that’s the way it is, march –, 1981, I betcha anything that’s the birthdate of the guy’s daughter, at least if it’s a true story, which seems plausible.

By: Matt Browner-Hamlin

Matt Browner-Hamlin — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:55:23 +0000

Brad - The greatest memorial you could leave for my lost comrade is a lasting peace. Plaques and monuments mean nothing if their is no end to hostilities.

By: kenlac

kenlac — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:55:17 +0000

HOOKED ON A FEELING!?!? Damn, Brad, we didn’t know you were a nuclear state!

By: Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter

Terry C, Patriotic Dissenter — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:54:33 +0000

Okay, to quote the late great Graham Chapman, this has just become too silly!

By: kenlac

kenlac — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:53:14 +0000

And to think that we have Al Gore and his marvelous invention to thank for all of this.

By: Emboldened » Blog Archive » Give peace a chance

Emboldened » Blog Archive » Give peace a chance — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:53:08 +0000

[...] That’s all I’m saying. [...]

By: Jillian

Jillian — Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:51:18 +0000

For the love of God, you must STOP!!

There is but one thing that can come of this…

An entire generation – a Lost Generation – of blogosphere expatriots will cynically turn their backs on the internets and move to the real world, where they will wander, despondent and alone. They’ll gather in quite little (non cyber-)cafes, drinking coffees and citron presses and pass the time making wry, bitter observations about the naivete of their youth, whne they thought that life in the internets would somehow be better. Shellshocked, disfigured, and hopeless, they will be your final legacy, the offspring of your madness.

Have you no shame?

And of you all, I would have thought better of Gavin. After all the time he has spent fixing the internets, I never thought I’d live to see the day where he was the architect of their destruction. O tempora! O mores!!