Comments on: A War on Two Fronts http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html Poise! Poise! Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:15:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Feeblemind » The horror… the horror… http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-64105 Feeblemind » The horror… the horror… Thu, 13 Jul 2006 20:40:10 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-64105 [...] We are only just beginning to recover after the massive devastation. Initially I have to admit I thought we could survive unscathed, having built up a strong missile defense system through years of extensive research. We watched in awe as attack after vicious attack struck home, arogantly believing that we would be spared from the devestation. However, without the patented “Joe and the Bots” shield in place, our defenses quickly crumbled. [...] [...] We are only just beginning to recover after the massive devastation. Initially I have to admit I thought we could survive unscathed, having built up a strong missile defense system through years of extensive research. We watched in awe as attack after vicious attack struck home, arogantly believing that we would be spared from the devestation. However, without the patented “Joe and the Bots” shield in place, our defenses quickly crumbled. [...]

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62693 Marq Sun, 09 Jul 2006 19:48:41 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62693 <blockquote><i>All I can say is that whatever Manhattan Project of video evilness y’all are working on - please, don’t do it.</i></blockquote> Not "Manhattan Project." Manhattan <i>Transfer.</i>

All I can say is that whatever Manhattan Project of video evilness y’all are working on – please, don’t do it.

Not “Manhattan Project.” Manhattan Transfer.

]]> By: progprog http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62629 progprog Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:37:46 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62629 John Bolton? Wasn't that the guy in Office Space? Oooohh, wait, this is the "no-talent ass-clown" Michael Bolton. John Bolton? Wasn’t that the guy in Office Space? Oooohh, wait, this is the “no-talent ass-clown” Michael Bolton.

]]> By: Gentlewoman http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62520 Gentlewoman Sat, 08 Jul 2006 21:14:07 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62520 Hey! I like GWAR! But, honest to goddess, this shit has got to stop. I haven't even made it as far as Atrios in my bookmarks, and I'm already taking meds. I thought it was bad over at The Editors' but WTF? Brad, Gavin, take a breath, have a beer, pace yourselves! Thanks to whoever posted that me my mine whatever video (I am incapable of turning back at this point to see who it was), it was like a cleansing sorbet for my eyes. Hey! I like GWAR! But, honest to goddess, this shit has got to stop.

I haven’t even made it as far as Atrios in my bookmarks, and I’m already taking meds.

I thought it was bad over at The Editors’ but WTF? Brad, Gavin, take a breath, have a beer, pace yourselves!

Thanks to whoever posted that me my mine whatever video (I am incapable of turning back at this point to see who it was), it was like a cleansing sorbet for my eyes.

]]> By: ron http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62493 ron Sat, 08 Jul 2006 19:35:07 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62493 mark, you seem to be missing the point - posting BAD songs/videos. pop musik is a work of art. some would even call it a work of seminal genius. sadly no should ally itself with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo" rel="nofollow">china</a> and end this thing once and for all. mark, you seem to be missing the point – posting BAD songs/videos. pop musik is a work of art. some would even call it a work of seminal genius.

sadly no should ally itself with china and end this thing once and for all.

]]> By: Enslaved http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62471 Enslaved Sat, 08 Jul 2006 18:35:38 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62471 War is hell! War is hell!

]]> By: Otto Man http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62436 Otto Man Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:28:59 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62436 I forwarded the Pisces one to my wife, and -- no kidding -- her computer speakers blew out when the song started. It's the computer version of falling on a hand grenade to save your comrades. I forwarded the Pisces one to my wife, and — no kidding — her computer speakers blew out when the song started.

It’s the computer version of falling on a hand grenade to save your comrades.

]]> By: Emboldened » Blog Archive » We surrender http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62435 Emboldened » Blog Archive » We surrender Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:28:46 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62435 [...] A vast war has been waged between three brutal forces. The severity of their violence has shocked all, but it is now that I must announce that The Baltimore Group has been the first victim of their unrelenting onslaught. Austin is missing, presumed dead, and my eyes and ears bleed from this sonic assault. With humility and hope that my actions will bring peace through the required introspection that the attackers must feel when learning of civilian casualties, I hereby surrender and respectfully ask that this war move to a different part of the internets. [...] [...] A vast war has been waged between three brutal forces. The severity of their violence has shocked all, but it is now that I must announce that The Baltimore Group has been the first victim of their unrelenting onslaught. Austin is missing, presumed dead, and my eyes and ears bleed from this sonic assault. With humility and hope that my actions will bring peace through the required introspection that the attackers must feel when learning of civilian casualties, I hereby surrender and respectfully ask that this war move to a different part of the internets. [...]

]]> By: Jillian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62420 Jillian Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:18:39 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62420 Sheesh.....there's a lyric in the "Aquarius" song that says "For I am in love with you, manatee". And with that, something inside me broke, and it will never again be fixed. Sheesh…..there’s a lyric in the “Aquarius” song that says

“For I am in love with you, manatee”.

And with that, something inside me broke, and it will never again be fixed.

]]> By: lawtalkinguy http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62415 lawtalkinguy Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:13:21 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62415 Michael Bolton . . . I celebrate his entire catalog. Michael Bolton . . . I celebrate his entire catalog.

]]> By: Otto Man http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62413 Otto Man Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:08:15 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62413 <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=1gDFp7hagiQ&search=%22harvey%20sid%20fisher%22" rel="nofollow">Gemini</a>: "One twin wants to plan the war, the other one will march; one twin likes to make the love, the other likes to watch." I want to stop, but I can't. It's like a sore tooth I can't stop touching. Gemini: “One twin wants to plan the war, the other one will march; one twin likes to make the love, the other likes to watch.”

I want to stop, but I can’t. It’s like a sore tooth I can’t stop touching.

]]> By: Otto Man http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62412 Otto Man Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:04:04 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62412 I'd forgotten how bad those Harvey Sid Fisher songs really were. Check out the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vRTApowgoos&search=%22harvey%20sid%20fisher%22" rel="nofollow">Leo</a> one. I'm pretty sure the video, with sassy feline sensibility and its interpretive dancer in a lion outfit, was the inspiration for "Cats." And such great lyrics: "I'm a lovin' Leo lion, a winner without fail, I'm a lovin' Leo lion, from my mane down to my tail! A flare for fashion, affairs of passion, sometimes in secret and shame! I need more sex than most, it's not a secret or boast, and if you love me you'll do the same!" Sweet Zombie Jesus, I feel like Oppenheimer for unleashing this horror on the world. I’d forgotten how bad those Harvey Sid Fisher songs really were. Check out the Leo one. I’m pretty sure the video, with sassy feline sensibility and its interpretive dancer in a lion outfit, was the inspiration for “Cats.”

And such great lyrics: “I’m a lovin’ Leo lion, a winner without fail, I’m a lovin’ Leo lion, from my mane down to my tail! A flare for fashion, affairs of passion, sometimes in secret and shame! I need more sex than most, it’s not a secret or boast, and if you love me you’ll do the same!”

Sweet Zombie Jesus, I feel like Oppenheimer for unleashing this horror on the world.

]]> By: dtestd http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62411 dtestd Sat, 08 Jul 2006 17:01:47 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62411 Harvey Sid Fisher: Day 1: Exposure Day 3: Infection Day 8: Epidemic Day 20: Evacuation Day 28: Devastation Harvey Sid Fisher:

Day 1: Exposure
Day 3: Infection
Day 8: Epidemic
Day 20: Evacuation
Day 28: Devastation

]]> By: Marc http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62410 Marc Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:54:05 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62410 <i>the astrology songs of Harvey Sid Fisher.</i> The horror! The horror! the astrology songs of Harvey Sid Fisher.

The horror! The horror!

]]> By: Otto Man http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62409 Otto Man Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:52:58 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62409 <i>The Liberal Avenger is playing both ends against the middle in proper Ottoman fashion?</i> My ears are burning! No, really. I lit a Q-tip to look inside. The Liberal Avenger is playing both ends against the middle in proper Ottoman fashion?

My ears are burning!

No, really. I lit a Q-tip to look inside.

]]> By: Bloated Plutocrats » Blog Archive » The YouTube War of aught six http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62408 Bloated Plutocrats » Blog Archive » The YouTube War of aught six Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:50:55 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62408 [...] I'm a little unclear on who started it. But Atrios, Sadly No and The Poor Man are dropping music video bombs. [...] [...] I'm a little unclear on who started it. But Atrios, Sadly No and The Poor Man are dropping music video bombs. [...]

]]> By: islmfaoscist http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62407 islmfaoscist Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:48:26 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62407 *sob* Oh God... the horror. This is why diplomacy matters. *sob* Oh God… the horror. This is why diplomacy matters.

]]> By: Otto Man http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62406 Otto Man Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:44:15 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62406 I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but since the carnage is getting out of hand, I feel honor-bound to deliver to you the ultimate weapon: the astrology songs of <a href="http://youtube.com/results?search=%22harvey+sid+fisher%22&search_type=search_videos&search=Search" rel="nofollow">Harvey Sid Fisher</a>. It's a deadly dozen, with a single song more powerful than everything here combined. Please promise me you'll use them solely for the forces of good, and not evil. I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this, but since the carnage is getting out of hand, I feel honor-bound to deliver to you the ultimate weapon: the astrology songs of Harvey Sid Fisher.

It’s a deadly dozen, with a single song more powerful than everything here combined. Please promise me you’ll use them solely for the forces of good, and not evil.

]]> By: Jillian http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62405 Jillian Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:42:16 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62405 My god, this is like watching WWI replay itself, with all of the secret alliances finally being made public. Atrios had a backroom agreement with The Editors? The Liberal Avenger is playing both ends against the middle in proper Ottoman fashion? What next - some sort of blatant propaganda ploy to draw a totally uninvolved party like Andrew Sullivan into this right near the end? A peace treaty that requires S,N! to say nice things about Michelle Malkin once a week, so that all the regular S,N! readers will complain for years about the vicious stab in the back from Brad, who's obviously part of the wicked Atrios/Kos/liberal blogger elite agenda? All I can say is that whatever Manhattan Project of video evilness y'all are working on - please, don't do it. Think of the children. Think of the kittens. There must be peace - peace in our time. Stop the madness. My god, this is like watching WWI replay itself, with all of the secret alliances finally being made public.

Atrios had a backroom agreement with The Editors? The Liberal Avenger is playing both ends against the middle in proper Ottoman fashion? What next – some sort of blatant propaganda ploy to draw a totally uninvolved party like Andrew Sullivan into this right near the end? A peace treaty that requires S,N! to say nice things about Michelle Malkin once a week, so that all the regular S,N! readers will complain for years about the vicious stab in the back from Brad, who’s obviously part of the wicked Atrios/Kos/liberal blogger elite agenda?

All I can say is that whatever Manhattan Project of video evilness y’all are working on – please, don’t do it. Think of the children. Think of the kittens. There must be peace – peace in our time. Stop the madness.

]]> By: J— http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/3197.html/comment-page-1#comment-62404 J— Sat, 08 Jul 2006 16:35:46 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/archives/003197.html#comment-62404 I see The Editors just pulled out Pia Zadora. I say strike back with Samantha Fox. I see The Editors just pulled out Pia Zadora. I say strike back with Samantha Fox.

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