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Scientific purposes, of course.

i was taken aback when he handed me rant n’ rave as a freebie example of what he’s been doing lately (he should have been trying to get some backing for my screenplay which he’s optioned…definitely not christian themed) to pay the rent. i was puzzled because the guy is jewish. but you gots to pay the rent however you can.

bad news for you, i tossed my copy. sorry. so not into christian themed magna. now, if you said lolicon, that’s another story…

I think it’s kind of a retro Blue Monday period piece kind of thing. Serenity even kind of looks like the girl from Blue Monday

“and that New Age beliefs are ‘Christian ideals diluted of moral authority’”

Um, no. They’re pagan ideals diluted of substance. Unless the Ancient Egyptians and Mayans ripped off some Jewish guy when they invented the pyramids. Also, lots of babble about aliens.

Oh, hey, Elendil gave us a preview, I think I’ll just take a look inside and JESUS CHRIST MY EYES! That is the BIGGEST difference between cover and interior art quality I have ever seen. Seriously, somebody should sue them for false advertising. I mean, you buy what looks like a competant Amerimanga and you open it up and it looks like the illustrations from an airplane safety card. Pastor Calvin especially looks like he’s going to pull down his mask and place over his face before helping any other passengers who may need assistance.

And, Vishnu’s blood, is that an endorsement from Stan “The Man” Lee? Jesus, I hope he was just talking about the script, because the art is just inexcusable.

Frankly, the script’s not much better. I keep hoping a Christian will write a nice Christian story about helping people, but there’s an unrepentant atheist who’s still a nice guy and a good Hindu family. But all I get is prettied up Chick tracts. Bleagh, Bleagh I say!

Here’s a question: Why would fundamentalist Christians adopt the art style of the world’s most successful heathen nations?

And who does the competant covers? You’re lying to the children! That’s not Christian!

Okay, what else… It warms my cockles that somebody made pron out of this. It now ties with this as my favorite bafflingly innapropriate internet re-imagining of an otherwie innocent product.

World O Crap also did a fine article about another Christian Manga.

Wankers.

Projector!

Seconded– for purely scientific comparative purposes, of course.

Oh God, what if they have a cross between Serenity and Ogenki Clinic?

You have a point, Ogenki Clinic is a whole lot of awesome. And dare I forget Bondage Fairies.

He decided to stick it out for one more year.

mikey

Dammit, the TRENCHCOAT!!!

BOO!

Also, there is very much already porn of this series on the internet. I’ve seen it.

C’mon, don’t hold out on us man. Give us some links!

EVERYTHING is lower than fetish hentai porn.