Michelle, that hack, doesn’t even have the lyrics from the album much less those from Cookbook DIY. Just the controversial verse that’s already been reported in a dozen different places like this one from the The Sun–http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006290815,00.html–that is eerily similar to her own report.

Almost no reports on the controversy go further than quoting those few lines out of context. Here’s the part they often leave out: “Cookbook DIY has lyrics about how a suicide bomber makes his bomb. It also has a verse about how a White House scientist makes his bomb – equating the two.” (The Guardian) http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1807542,00.html.

Also from the Guardian article: “Nawaz describes the songs Che Bin Parts 1 and 2 as a discussion on resistance and terrorism. He uses the words of Bin Laden and Che Guevara to suggest that they have more in common than differences. Nawaz said he challenged anyone to disagree with the statement by Bin Laden that he uses.” And concerning Cookbook DIY: “Nawaz denies that he is condoning suicide bombers. ‘Everything to me is tragic. I don’t understand what the guys are doing. But I can feel what they’re doing.’”

By the way, Nawaz is risking prison under Britain’s anti-terrorism laws to put out the album.

Word.

So get up get, get get down
9/11′s a joke in yo town…

:::Don’t you see how late they’re reactin’
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue, embalm the goner
They don’t care ’cause they stay paid anyway:::

Don’t you love it when members of the 101st Flying Chicken Hawk Keyboard Brigade play dress up in military style outfits?

Personally, I look at Michelle and I can’t help thinking: She’s so fit, and she’s so patriotic, she’s not that old (I mean, really, if grandmothers are being called up to go), and she loves W and his war so much, and she hates those awful terrorists that came from Iraq (apparently straight from Saddam’s WMD factory) to bomb New York and then went right back to Iraq to fight us there so we wouldn’t have to……oh hell, why isn’t the bitch in a real uniform?

Seriously, as a veteran and a woman, I have no time for these sissy bitches who want to talk tough but would pee themselves in terror the first day of boot camp, let alone standing guard in an active war zone..

Michelle, and Ann, and the rest of the uber-bitches would rather endanger my Marine son’s life for their personal popularity than put on a uniform and really serve their country.

Michelle, do us all a favor; go get a manicure and a bikini wax and find a serviceman (or woman) on leave and f**k him, or her, for our country.

That’s all you’re good for when it comes to defending America.

Which makes it totally different from, and way more reprehensible than, say, Hadji Girl.

It’s still racist and sexist, no matter how incredibly stupid and hateful your target. Don’t be that guy and expect people to laugh. You look like a moron.

Well, unless you head over to Free Republic or LGF. They’ll applaud you every step of the way.

Somehow, I remain unfazed by the deadly menace of Jihad Rap. I’m terribly sorry but I just don’t feel very threatened. Perhaps if they waved their hands in the air like they just don’t care, they would seem more alarming…?

Aki Nawaz, the driving force behind the band, was in an early, gothier incarnation of The Cult (of She Sells Sanctuary fame), called the Southern Death Cult. They were shite, too; google ‘em. And if you have a spare five minutes, try to find the lyrics to their song Fatman, which are along the lines of Fat Man / Cannot See / Because He’s Fat!

…Brilliant.

Malkin’s not going to be happy when she discovers Asian Dub Foundation, either, especially if she’s forced to present her v-blog in a junglist stylee. It’ll give a whole new meaning to “ruff tune”.

One does have to admire here marketing skills. She’s wasting her talent.

“Take my wingnut wife. Please.”

Ha. Ha. I slay me. Humorless… as if.

Truly, the world owes a debt to Sir Mix-a-lot that it can never full repay.