ABOVE: Bob Owens demonstrates his own patented method of
Shorter Bob Owens, Confederate Wanker
Left-Wing Think Progress Advocates Stripping Citizens of Constitutional Rights Without Benefit of Trial, Conviction, or Notice of Even Being A Suspect or Any Other Kind of Goll-durned Notice and Not Even with the Chance to Sit Down and Sip on a R.C. While Enjoying a Slim Jim or Some Pork Rinds Like They Sell at the QuikMart on Highway 12 You Know the Ones With Bacon and Barbecue Flavors and Caddy Smells Like Trees
When guns for terrorists are outlawed, only outlaws will have terrorists. Guns don’t kill people, terrorists do. Terrorists don’t kill people, guns do.
Aw, fuckit. Guns for everyone!
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