Comments on: Oh My, How Odd.

By: Shorter Rightwing Arseholes

Shorter Rightwing Arseholes — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:06:15 +0000

The borg hivemind is very strong in the winger camp.

The head of the hivemind, Karl Rove, sits like Jabba the Hut hooked up to a disgusting hose much like the queen alien in Alien, and the latest talking points pass from him, through Dick Cheney’s evil maw, out Dick Cheney’s evil asshole, through Karl Rove brain (by way of the ears, of course), then passes into the hivemind main route switch, which exists mounted upon Bush’s back (this was revealed in the 2004 debates – that wasn’t a listening device, it was the hivemind’s main route switch).

then from there it trivially passes through the various guts and assholes of the worker bees, such as Anthrax Coulter and “Rush” Limbaugh.

E, voila!

By: elendil

elendil — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 00:07:51 +0000

They have transcended individual consciousness, experiencing limitless Mind inseperable as boundless space and bliss.

By: blogenfreude

blogenfreude — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:08:53 +0000

Nixon ratfucked the other side … we ratfuck each other.

By: NobodySpecial

NobodySpecial — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:29:47 +0000

I offer an alternative explanation – focusing their brain cells that long on one problem drains their energy, at which point they melt back down into Trips. Mr. Jame Retief told me all about this phenomenon.

By: MCH

MCH — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:48:14 +0000

Exactly. That’s why ‘Kosgate’ is so fucking laughable.

Wingnuts follow marching orders in lockstep, and progressives hold arguments/circular firing squads.