Comments on: Shorter Pasty Goldstein

By: Mob Psychology at The Politburo Diktat

Mob Psychology at The Politburo Diktat — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 16:58:30 +0000

[...] Shorter Pasty Goldstein [...]

By: Alex von Waldenberg III

Alex von Waldenberg III — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:37:45 +0000

Pasty Goldstein sez:

Evidently, you believe I unfairly taunted you for your attempt to turn a story about a secret progressive message pipeline into a story about a single email that has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on Kosâ€™s â€œsuggestionâ€? that an unflattering story be starved of oxygen (the implications of which I discussed here).

By golly, Pasty, what you say kinda reminds me of how the wingnuts went way-over-the-hill-apeshit-hysterical over the “fake” memo used in the “Rathergate” story that exposed the shady military record of one George W. Bush. How the wingnut obsession with “exposing” the fake memo deflected attention from the fact the military record of one George W. Bush, with or without the inclusion of the facts exposed in the “fake” memo, still had massive holes in it that proved he was a deserter, more or less. That, in fact, the facts exposed in the Rather story had considerably more veracity and journalistic truth that the entire pile of specious horseshit the wingnuts promoted in the “Swift Boating” of John Kerry.

You see, being a wingnut means never having to admit what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

But of course, they’re all fucking crazy. Insanity excuses one from moral clarity.

Heh.

By: Tom - Daai Tou Laam

Tom - Daai Tou Laam — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:37:38 +0000

Ain't it ironic that it's the SS storming in here and whingeing about love, peace and tolerance. Can't ya hear the SS jackboots curbstomping peace love and understanding? Now the question is when is Jeff Goldstein going to prove his commitment to blog integrity by forcing his own sycophantic commenters to use real names and publish their IPs, so we can check to see whether they are miscreants on our blogs.

By: GoatBoy

GoatBoy — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 14:26:56 +0000

“You guys not only preach love, peace and tolerance, you live it!”

We’re preachers now? I’ll be sure and pencil that in between the cock slappings and the meeting with the mexslamofascist, terrorists’ global.

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:53:25 +0000

We preach peace, love, and tolerance? Um… you sure you’re at the proper web address, dood? Hey, Seb–the wanker filter is failing again!

By: ss

ss — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:18:01 +0000

Classy. Really progressive. Like, peace and love. You guys not only preach love, peace and tolerance, you live it! It’s that dedication to human decency that sets this place apart from more hypocritical sites.

By: Mal de mer

Mal de mer — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:53:02 +0000

Why bother with Jeff Goldstein, is he of any importance whatsoever?

Yes. He’s a pet project. Think of us all as the Anne Sullivan to his Helen Keller.

Water, Jeff…w-a-t-er…here, I’ll put out my hand, and you can pump water into it…
….

….EWW!

By: Jeff Goldstein

Jeff Goldstein — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:17:54 +0000

Jeff Goldstein? Who isJeff Goldstein? Why bother with Jeff Goldstein, is he of any importance whatsoever?

By: Lo Ping Wong

Lo Ping Wong — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:54:36 +0000

Oh come on guys. A Google bomb? Puh-leeze. How fucking juvenile. That's not something you'd ever see Jeff Goldstein doing. No, the Jeff Goldstein I know is above such puerile tactics. Jeff Goldstein may talk about slapping another man in the face with his penis (in a heterosexual manner, of course. Jeff Goldstein is heterosexual, and no amount of cockslapping can make him appear otherwise), but Jeff Goldstein would never Google bomb anyone. What a waste of time. Jeff Goldstein would rather expose the private identities of bloggers with whom he disagrees. Jeff Goldstein is an example for all of us.

By: Herr Doktor Bimler

Herr Doktor Bimler — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:35:03 +0000

I can’t help wondering what *venomous colour-changing* snakes would represent, psychologically. Not to mention those venomous rabid sheep. You may have discovered a new archetype.

By: Bas-O-Matic

Bas-O-Matic — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:23:18 +0000

Jeff Goldstein? I Jeff Goldstein that Jeff Goldstein is Jeff Goldstein. Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein Jeff Goldstein

By: Shorter Rightwing Arseholes

Shorter Rightwing Arseholes — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:12:10 +0000

Jeff Goldstain should never be bombed with googles. No. Jeff Goldstein should be bombed in style. WITH PASTE.

By: Emily Litella

Emily Litella — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:56:48 +0000

What's all this I hear about Kugel bombing that nice Jeff Goldstein fellow? He seems like a good lad. Why would we want to pelt him with pastry? Oh. Never mind.

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:21:45 +0000

Guys- as much fun as it is to make fun of Jeff Goldstein, I think it behooves us to find something other than Jeff Goldstein to discuss, since Jeff Goldstein is really not a person anyone- save those Jeff Goldstein fans who enjoy reading Jeff Goldstein and who think Jeff Goldstein is a smart guy- should want to be associated with. I say, let Jeff Goldstein be Jeff Goldstein, and let all the commenters who wish to discuss Jeff Goldstein talk about Jeff Goldstein on their own time. Jeff Goldstein is not something that should concern anyone other than Jeff Goldstein and Jeff Goldstein fans. Have I made myself clear? By the way: Jeff Goldstein.

By: MCH

MCH — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:19:50 +0000

Conan: It looks like you've gone about Googlebombing Jeff Goldstein properly. Methinks it could also work for "Goldstein, Jeff" or even "JeffGoldstein".

By: Google

Google — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 15:08:11 +0000

Conan, Jeff Goldstein wouldn't tell his readers how to do it because he can't afford the extra traffic from me. He's already paying $3000/mo. in hosting fees and he gets absolutely no money from those Pajamas Media banner ads. Google

By: Conan

Conan — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:51:47 +0000

Dear Google, never mind. I screwed up the instructions. Maybe Jeff Goldstein can tell the readers how to do it?

By: Conan

Conan — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:49:33 +0000

Dear Google, do you mean that Jeff Goldstein has been "googlebombed"? You mean when you type Jeff Goldstein except there's no space between the "Jeff Goldstein.

By: You BROKE my DICK

You BROKE my DICK — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:44:50 +0000

do me a favore….

call the police.
adress: Protein Wisdom, My Wife’s House, Denver CO
tell them to go down the hall to the dog’s bed
im soo sorry

By: Marq

Marq — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 14:25:19 +0000

What can I say--I'm on a roll, or something. Today seems like it's a snake-themed day to me... What was it that snakes are supposed to represent psychologically? Hmm. Oh, yes, speaking of snakes, they just found one that can change color! And, as a bonus, it's venomous, too! Huzzah!