During the Indian Wars the United States, with a relatively minimal expenditure, accomplished a feat which has never been enduringly accomplished anywhere else in the world – they conquered and held most of a continent.

This brilliant piece of nuttiness allows a doctrine of nuking anyone with a mortar. I’m sure the creators of the MAD Doctrine are jealous they didn’t think of it first.
Possibly the most paranoid internet rant I’ve ever read.

On the brighter side, nice Floyd callout. I had to take Animals out of my car last night, as it kept sneaking back into my CD player.

A massive nuclear attack because the conventional kind would be too dangerous to the South Koreans, who have, while no one was looking, enshrouded their country in a lead Dyson sphere to shield themselves against all the fucking fallout your moronic scheme would cause.

Actually, wouldn’t prevailing winds blow a lot of the fallout from any American nuclear strike on North Korea onto… Japan? I’m sure they’d appreciate that. Cancerrific!

yep. stupid, and, batshit insane.

My theory–and it is a theory, and is mine–is that looonacy like this has the additional, touching, sicko purpose of confirming the loon’s self-pity. He “bravely” writes the “unpopular” things no one else has the courage (or the “honesty”) to write, knowing that “no one will listen,” no matter how courageous, etc., he is. He wants to be ignored or villified: it’s what he knows best, it’s what makes him HIM. The cycle continues: I’m ignored or mocked or sneered at by the kool kids? I’ll show them; I’ll write what no one else has the nerve to write. There. I wrote it. What? I’m ignored (etc. Repeat until adult sends you to room and withdraws computer privileges.)

That made me laugh uproariously — until I remembered that no decent human being deserves to be compared to Adam Yoshida. Karloff just played a monster, but a guy who publicly fantasizes about unleashing a nuclear holocaust IS a monster.

An ironic ‘unfortunately,’ to be sure.