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Hello, Friday!
And that means videos! And that means sexual-abstinence rap videos!
[More coming as I squirm out of this nasty tar trap laid by super-villains!]
Below: A project she had to do for school.
Below: How selfish sex is. From Hope Worldwide, a faith-based entity. Hip-hop in effect.
Thesaurus Rex said,
June 17, 2006 at 0:05
One, two, three, to the four!
Jesus, that sucked.
manibeaux said,
June 17, 2006 at 1:36
Didn’t that chicklet in the 3rd vid have a hickey on her neck? Or am I hallucinating?
Gawd, those prepubescent boyz make me hottttt.
agum said,
June 17, 2006 at 1:41
After watching the last video, I want…a Heineken.
Netherlands 2-1!!!
luther said,
June 17, 2006 at 1:42
Love letter to Anne Coulture from Henry Rollins…yes that Henry Rollins>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7MR5_v47w&search=Rollins%20Coulter
Big Worm said,
June 17, 2006 at 2:21
I like how she goes “ohhh!” at the end. She’s her own hype-man.
Sexy Sadie said,
June 17, 2006 at 2:25
It’s hilarious how the fundies try to downplay the proven effectiveness of condoms and oral contraceptives in their efforts to prevent people from having sex. Can we say “sour grapes?”
mikey said,
June 17, 2006 at 2:53
Hey Gavin? I’m not watching those. I have a sense they’re cringe-inducing. If I’m wrong and miss something really cool, well, I’ll just have to live with it…
mikey
Sexy Sadie said,
June 17, 2006 at 3:08
Mikey, they’re just new twists on some old fundie favorites–puritannical terror of TEH SECKS plus some really horrible rapping. Not that I’m suggesting you watch them. For the sake of your own sanity, don’t.
mikey said,
June 17, 2006 at 3:10
It’s hilarious how the fundies try to downplay the proven effectiveness of condoms and oral contraceptives in their efforts to prevent people from having sex. Can we say “sour grapes?�
Umm, sour grapes are an effective contraceptive? What do you do with them? I heard about this new male contraceptive device. He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp…
mikey
Hysterical Woman said,
June 17, 2006 at 3:32
…and afterwards they had sex.
TC said,
June 17, 2006 at 3:45
I don’t watch any video that doesn’t have Bob Saget in it anymore.
His Grace said,
June 17, 2006 at 4:27
You know, I’m a supporter of abstinence. Not abstinence only education, that’s retarded. But I am of the opinion that it is a good thing for teens to, well, not wait for marriage but try and make adult decisions about a very life changing, err, event. But after watching the first “rap” I am of the opinion that if I have to put up with several years of such um, “music” before queen chastity gets married perhaps I haven’t thought of all of the unintended consequences of discouraging teenage sex.
God help us all.
Marq said,
June 17, 2006 at 6:04
Well, I can’t say that I blame them being opposed to all this horrible raping–I mean, who wouldn’t be?
What? Ooooohhhhhhhhh–rapping!
Nevermind!
Dan Someone said,
June 17, 2006 at 6:40
Hey, I posted that Henry Rollins thing in the last Coulter thread down the page. Just sayin’.
Like His Grace, I can’t fault anybody for encouraging teen abstinence. I fault them for discouraging or downright prohibiting (or trying to prohibit) any education about safe and effective contraception and STD prevention methods for teens who don’t “use abstinence.” (Considering these are the same jerkwads who rail against abortion, you would think they would be supportive of anything and everything that might lead to fewer abortions. But noooooooo!)
Also I fault them for really really shitty rap and hip-hop.
JK47 said,
June 17, 2006 at 11:26
I like the part in the second video where the girl is all like, “Look, because I used abstinence, I got a diploma from Harvard. And look, I used my diploma to buy this nice new car.”
Hmm, Harvard diploma, nice car… Nah, I think I’d rather get laid.
Dan Someone said,
June 17, 2006 at 14:28
Yeah, having a Harvard diploma never got me a nice car.
On the other hand, I didn’t get laid much either.
I don’t know what this means for the abstinence movement, but it sure makes me pretty pathetic.
Ben in VA said,
June 17, 2006 at 19:31
Dan Someone, don’t despair - you’re not pathetic, you’re not Nobody; in fact, you’ll always be Someone to us here @ S, N!
Ellie said,
June 19, 2006 at 21:36
Hee, did anyone notice the girl who said “I’m convicted!”