Comments on: Progressive Gold Ups the Ante

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:33:28 +0000

skippy- damn, that site makes it too easy for me. I think you’ve just secured total victory in the Kitten Wars, 2006.

By: Republic of Palau

Republic of Palau — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:12:47 +0000

Today I shall be mostly engaged in acts preparatory to the production of KMD, while the Editors keep Brad and co pinned in video skirmish on the eastern front. Thankyou Editors!

More assy-metrical warfare to come..

By: chris p

chris p — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:47:48 +0000

sorry but they win for htis pic: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5241/685/1600/WetCat2.jpg

i realize it’s bene linked to before and willb e linked to again, but very few things are more awesome than that pic. very few things heh indeed.

By: skippy

skippy — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:35:22 +0000

ok, i know this is totally out of character for me, because it's a post linking back to some blog other than my own, but my cat hates you.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:16:19 +0000

Is that fourth one from the top one of s.z.’s Orphaned Kittiezâ„¢? She hasn’t posted any pix of ‘em yet on WO’C, probably because they were near-newborn at the time, and thus “ratlike.” Say–you should keep an eye on her–she’s accumulating a feline army of her own, and real cats, none of this pixelated puffery. I wish my neighborhood was cool enough to have s.z. as the “deranged cat lady,” partially because she’s neutering them, and thus is unlikely to go too far over 12 kittiez.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:20:58 +0000

Are these cats your minions?

If by “minions” you mean non-unionized feline paramilitary labor force, then yes, I suppose that would be an accurate descriptor.

By: By The Root

By The Root — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:18:46 +0000

You’re right blowback, I’ve got to stop reading that long-ass Count Cockula thread, it’s warping my fragile little mind! Ah, back to evil kitties… there we go.

By: TC

TC — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:48:44 +0000

I come here for snark and wingnuts being disemboweled and you guys are getting seriously Furry.

ewww.

By: mikey

mikey — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 00:38:34 +0000

Hmm, maybe I should start a feline enrichment program with an eye towards having at least a credible kitten deterrent in the mid-term future. And it may be the only chance I have for minion accumulation…

mikey

By: g

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:35:33 +0000

Are these cats your minions?

By: blowback

blowback — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:10:51 +0000

Is the fourth one from bottom on this site the most evil looking? Sadly, No!
Is the third one from the top on this site the most evil looking? Sadly, No!

The most evil-looking cat so far, is over at Progressive Gold.

BTW, By The Root, that fat cats tail is way too big to even be confused with Jeff Goldstein’s cock. You would need an electron microscope to see that.

By: tg

tg — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:10:32 +0000

Jay – that link includes the words â€œcatâ€? and â€œdissectionsâ€?. I am NOT clicking on it.

Odd that Frist’s Senate homepage didn’t come up first on that search.

By: justme

justme — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:09:39 +0000

It's time to call in the cruise kitten strike. Aaaahhhhhhh Nooooooooooo Kaaaawaaaabuuuunnnnnggaaaaaaa

By: By The Root

By The Root — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 22:30:02 +0000

Is it wrong that I thought the obese cat’s tail looked like a penis at first glance? Not just any penis… Jeff Goldstein’s COCK!

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 22:12:30 +0000

This must stop. Can nothing be done to stop the escalation to KMDs? Call in the diplomats! Call in the UN! Oh, shit, it’s Bolton. We are so totally fucked.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 22:04:09 +0000

Jay – that link includes the words “cat” and “dissections”. I am NOT clicking on it.

and don’t be fooled people, Brad is always talking about how he knows exactly where the KMDs are; North and West of Boston.

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:10:13 +0000

Look, weaponized kittens!

By: Ugh

Ugh — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:10:10 +0000

AAAAAHHH!!! Run away! Run away!

By: tommy yum

tommy yum — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:56:44 +0000

Wow. There’s more pussy on this site than any Republican Congressman’s entire staff computers!

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:52:01 +0000

Sadly, No! Youâ€™ve been reduced to Kittens of Mass Destruction program related activities. Eat it. I've just recruited a whopping SEVEN NEW KMD's. If you want to know the sort of brutality I talk about, I suggest checking out last year's KMD here.