Comments on: Kitten Kombat ’06: Round the Second

By: Republic of Palau

Republic of Palau — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:27:33 +0000

Don't worry Kathleen, we'll lure the evil sod back with wet pussies...

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:58:42 +0000

This Elective Kitten War is totally distracting our nation from its real mission of capturing that squirrel with the huge nut-sack. We had him pinned down people, then he slipped across the border when the Evil Kitties went up!

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 18:53:28 +0000

I guess the only legitimate commenters on cat-related wars are cats themselves

LMAO

By: Brad R.

Brad R. — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 14:34:11 +0000

Yosef: I’ve adopted the Glenn Reynolds Doctrine when it comes to kitten strategery. My plan is simple: win.

By: Yosef

Yosef — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 13:30:27 +0000

Now if youâ€™ll excuse me, I have to go back to being drunk with power now. You mean Steel Reserve, right?

I have to tell you though, as a retired general from the Kitten Brigades, I totally disapprove the way you are handling this Kitten War. Folks, I tried to tell Brad R. before his invasion that we’re going to need a helluva lot more Puss ‘N’ Boots on the ground. He seems to think this Kitten War will be swift and easy and people will be throwing puppies at us once we march in. Brad R., what is your exit strategy? Or is this going to be another litterbox like that other kitten war?

By: Chef Gary Rupert

Chef Gary Rupert — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:37:25 +0000

Chef Ruppert- you forgot the Ranch Dressing. That is BY FAR the most important component.

Saladly, No!

By: Marq

Marq — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:20:00 +0000

Agh! That’s 2 posts in a rowthat have a link tag stuck on! In the epic Retardo vs Pasty one, ortho bob’s comment is where it begins. In this one, it starts at salvage’s comment. Mind you, it does make for libks that are nearly impossible to miss. What happens if someone tries to embed another link?

By: merlallen

merlallen — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:38:14 +0000

Be careful, kathleen, brad will strike you with his penis for calling him a kitten hawk. And I heard it was 5 student deferments, other priorities, doncha know.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:30:55 +0000

Brad is such a kitten-hawk. I hear he got like three student deferments from the Great Kitten War of 1969.

Typical Demo-pussy propoganda, slandering a brave patriot like Brad with such disingenuous bile. I guess the only legitimate commenters on cat-related wars are cats themselves, because even though the vast majority of kittens want us to finish the mission, old, fat cats from the last kitten war are the only ones with any moral authority.

(Meta Moment: Wow… this is fun. I can see what attracts wingnuts to this kind of talk).

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:59:57 +0000

Brad is such a kitten-hawk. I hear he got like three student deferments from the Great Kitten War of 1969.

By: The Reality-Based Dave

The Reality-Based Dave — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:34:11 +0000

Matt T: Only if the “someone” is named Fat Freddy.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:32:05 +0000

Blast… sweaters.
Brad, I think I speak for all of us when I say we must act quickly and decisively to make up the kitty-clothing gap; whilst the demonic (or episcopal, in the case of second from the bottom) costumed cats were tell effective, you’ve forgotten that in a post-9/11 world, sweaters are a necessity to defeat the Kitty Picture-Oppenents-Global. Think about it: would you prefer to have cats in sweaters or similarly uncomfortable dress, or have your entire family obliterated by their Death Kitties because you lacked the resolve?

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:19:41 +0000

Forgot to add, the second cat from the bottom looks more like a bishop than a devil. I’m not making comparisons, I’m just saying.

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:18:14 +0000

Cute Overload has a skwerl in a (crochet) sweater. Cats cannot compete with the sheer cuteness of that skwerl. And I agree, cats don’t care much for being dressed up. The Japanese are GREATLY to blame for the dressed up cats phenomenon, as they are for much faux-cuteness in general, IMO.

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 20:52:25 +0000

People ought not dress up cats. They don’t look like they appreciate it. Look at them cats, they all look liked they’d kill their owner if they could. Dogs, now. Dogs don’t mind you putting them in silly costumes for whatever twisted reason makes otherwise sane folks do that.

That bottom cat looks like he’s ’bout to whup someone’s ass. I guarantee you someone found cat shit in their shoe the next morning.

By: celticgirl

celticgirl — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:27:24 +0000

I got yer evil kitties right here:

http://tinyurl.com/wfgw

By: Tao

Tao — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:54:30 +0000

Jesus Kitty vs. Satan Kitty

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 17:59:24 +0000

Now if youâ€™ll excuse me, I have to go back to being drunk with power now.

You know, lots of people get drunk with power, but have you ever seen someone hungover with power?

Not a pretty site. (ba-dum-ching!)

By: salvage

salvage — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 17:50:39 +0000

bah! You want demonic cats? Mine will roast those fakes' souls to ash.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 17:30:36 +0000

Hate to say it, but THIS site has you badly beaten... and they weren't even playing to begin with. :)