Comments on: Big Doings

By: floopmeister

floopmeister — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:59:55 +0000

Ever heard of the Public Library? Go there some time. You might learn something, you leftist, America-hating moonbat. Oh ouch. That hurt SO much. :) BTW, the Public Library is a symbol of the welfare nanny state. Don't you know anything?

By: Gary Ruppert

Gary Ruppert — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:41:35 +0000

Your carâ€™s got wireless? Or is it one of those fancy OnStar setups? Either way, I say waste less money on the frills and more on the essentials. Like Revising Prose, for example.

Ever heard of the Public Library? Go there some time. You might learn something, you leftist, America-hating moonbat.

By: Gentlewoman

Gentlewoman — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 21:05:38 +0000

The fact is that these are smear tactics by the left to defame legitimate posters on their blogs.

Value for money? Sadly, No!

By: MCH

MCH — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 18:35:43 +0000

Letâ€™s get a collection together and send him some Viagra so he can jerk off to the cover of the new Coulter book.

It would take a LOT more than Viagra to jerk off to mAnn—unless you count failure to climax (or even to rise) as “jerking off”.

Is it “jerking off” just ‘cuz you whipped out the Holy Hand Lotion and took notions from that old Divinyls song—even if you never “hit it with your best shot”?

I guess it’s like saying “victory” just ‘cuz Dubya whipped out a flight suit and took ideas from a Turd [Blossom].

Just say “Mission Accomplished”. It’s truthy. Noone will look into it too deeply. And no matter what, you’re gonna need a Kleenex.

By: JK47

JK47 — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 16:42:26 +0000

I’ve always thought that “Real Gary” is in fact a real troll and not parody. Nobody could be that relentlessly humorless, that synchronized with the latest GOP talking points, that obviously desperate for the loving touch of a female. Gary’s sexual frustration comes through so clearly in his posts. Dude needs to get laid in a very bad way. Let’s get a collection together and send him some Viagra so he can jerk off to the cover of the new Coulter book.

By: unrelatedwaffle

unrelatedwaffle — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:41:53 +0000

I am sure you could get a team of college graduates in India together to creatively and effectively recite talking points for a number of blogsâ€¦

I never thought I’d see the day that a job was outsourced before Americans even really knew it was available. They should just start sending our want ads over there.

By: Ed

Ed — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:39:42 +0000

Itâ€™s probably just me, but when I check Sadly, No, I see this line and I canâ€™t help but think of AbdA. Knowing me knowing you? Oh, hell, never mindâ€¦

That’s exactly how I meant it. Though I prefer Ebba to Abba.

By: unrelatedwaffle

unrelatedwaffle — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:39:13 +0000

The fact is that between my gig with Netvocates and my paper route, soon I will have saved enough for a deposit on an apartment. Then I can move out of my car.

Your car’s got wireless? Or is it one of those fancy OnStar setups? Either way, I say waste less money on the frills and more on the essentials. Like Revising Prose, for example.

By: Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:29:33 +0000

If I were a right-wing think tank and hired Gary to do my bidding, I’d want my money back.

The poor guy couldn’t convince water to be wet.

By: Anna in Cairo

Anna in Cairo — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 13:21:47 +0000

Mikey, you are not the only weird person. i thought of the ABBA song too. And now that Marq mentions the Thompson Twins I have it in my head. Thanks guys!

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:33:53 +0000

I’m guessing in Brad and Gavin’s cases, the milk probably goes right on the evil cat minions. You know–to motivate them.

By: floopmeister

floopmeister — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:45:03 +0000

Al, so the rumour at Drum's place goes, died of a heart attack or cancer some whiles ago. Ever since then, so the rumour goes, it's either been fake Al's or other trolls ghosting under his moniker. I, on the other hand, am paid to post by Nestle as part of a long term advertising campaign for a new chocolate Wheeties breakfast cereal. Think way long term campaign... My organisation knows what you put your milk on in the morning, BTW.

By: Tulkinghorn

Tulkinghorn — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:24:36 +0000

I noticed that Gary posted a comment immediately after the news of Zarqawi’s death was released, about 3:00 am eastern time.

Either he is up at odd hours dealing with screaming babies like I was that night, or he is a paid shill outsourced overseas. I am sure you could get a team of college graduates in India together to creatively and effectively recite talking points for a number of blogs…

By: Fake Gary Ruppert

Fake Gary Ruppert — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:10:08 +0000

Of course, Fake Gary knows the irony of reposting stuff that has purely been reported by Newsmax .

I’m a master media manipulator, dude.

By the way, it’s nice to be called funny by one of the editors of Sadly, No!, a site that manages to crack me up at least once every day, although “funnier than Gary Ruppert” is kind of a low bar (unless your definition of “funny” doesn’t include concepts like “devoid of logic,” “absurd,” etc., all of which Real Gary’s posts normally are).

Hugs and kisses,

Fake Gary (one of many, we are legion)

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:07:46 +0000

But that really, really probably just me.

Thanks Marq. I really feel much less weird now.

mikey

By: g

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:01:59 +0000

Ooohhh!! Ooooh!! Can I get paid, too???

By: Marq

Marq — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:52:04 +0000

Itâ€™s probably just me, but when I check Sadly, No, I see this line and I canâ€™t help but think of AbdA. Knowing me knowing you?

That's funny. I took it as a possible reference to an old Thompson Twins song, "Watching", in which "Watching you, watching me" is a lyrical couplet sung by guest vocalist Grace Jones. But that really, really probably just me.

By: His Grace, the Duke of Ruppert

His Grace, the Duke of Ruppert — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:40:09 +0000

The fact is that fake Gary has a sense of irony. Real Gary just reposts what he saw on Hotair and what he read on Newsmax. Of course, Fake Gary knows the irony of reposting stuff that has purely been reported by Newsmax.

But the question is, will those pesky Jersey Millionaire Widows just shut the hell up? It’s what God, Ann Coulter, and my proud sponsors at Diebolt would want. (Not necessarily in that order).

By: mikey

mikey — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:28:58 +0000

http://watchmesleep.blogspot.com/2006/06/im-watching-you-watching-me.html

It’s probably just me, but when I check Sadly, No, I see this line and I can’t help but think of AbdA. Knowing me knowing you? Oh, hell, never mind…

mikey

By: shargash

shargash — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:44:25 +0000

This doesn’t surprise me at all. I’ve seen behavior that smacked of this ever since I came to blogs 6 or so months ago. I’ve called out a few trolls on being paid commentators in the past. I I had no proof they were paid to post. It just jumped out at me from their posting patterns. In a way, it is comforting to know there really is an org like Netvocates, and that they really are being paid.

/agree Brad. The fake Gary is pretty funny.

Which actually sucks, because since I discovered the fake Gary is funny, I’ve been reading all posts purported to be from Gary Ruppert.