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By: Sadly, No! » Hark, Hark! Mark Barks, Snarks and Offers Hacktastic Remarks!

Sadly, No! » Hark, Hark! Mark Barks, Snarks and Offers Hacktastic Remarks! — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:42:02 +0000

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By: Bloated Plutocrats » Blog Archive » Two of my least favorite media assholes

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:47:34 +0000

[...] Glenn Greenwald takes a look at Halperin's latest pathetic pleas for approval from, of all people, Hugh Hewitt. This time, though, Halperin runs into a bit of a brick wall in the personage of ol' Sweaty Man-Boobs. [...]

By: Patkin

Patkin — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 00:04:01 +0000

Sorry to bring this off-topic, but I just read some spell-bindingly great quotes concerning the three Guantanamo prisoner suicides.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5068228.stm

First, the camp commander they talk to just sounds psychotic. “Asymetrical warfare”? The fuck? And then at the end, Mr. Dubya’s really ominous statement “We would like to end Guantanamo – we’d like it to be empty.” Not closed. Just empty. Creeeeeeptastic.

By: Marq

Marq — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:09:28 +0000

The thing that kills me about this type of wingnut, "You're not clapping LOUD enough, DAMNIT!!1!" whining is that when they make one of these relatively insignificant incidents out to be a "major turning point," it never is! And a month from now, when the situation in Iraq has spiraled even further out of control, if you try to remind them of their premature victory celebrations, they'll be all like, "Oh, I never said that!" And the sad part is, I halfway believe that they believe that.

By: I.F. Thunder, Esq.

I.F. Thunder, Esq. — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 03:05:24 +0000

Hewitt, Hannity, Steyn, Rios, and the other finks, dwarfs, phonies, and frogs of Fox are watched and attended to by a relatively small number of certifiably retarded citizens whose impact, on our world, is minimal.

you’re welcome!

By: MrWonderful

MrWonderful — Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:09:00 +0000

I truly don’t know how to read about the Hewitts and Hannitys of the world without flying into an impotent rage. But that’s me.

Somebody assure me that they, Steyn, Rios, and the other finks, dwarfs, phonies, and frogs of Fox are watched and attended to by a relatively small number of certifiably retarded citizens whose impact, on our world, is minimal. Please. Here’s a dollar. I’m beggin’ ya.

By: Patkin

Patkin — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 23:18:28 +0000

That sounds like 9/10 thinking to me, Matt. Don’t you know that the best way to show the Mexilamocommienazis that we mean business is violent, uneccessary grandiose shows of military force that result in enough collateral damage to ensure more people join an insurgency and assassinations governed by special operations units that the government refuses to admit exists until they execute someone who’s bound to be made a martyr if they die, but merely a pathetic shell of a paper tiger if arrested?

By: Matt T.

Matt T. — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:37:07 +0000

The thing that’s been running through my mind all day is, despite al-Zarqawi being a world-class jackass, I’d much rather him gotten captured alive and held for trial than him get blowed up real good. Sure, it’s not as flashy or full of visceral thrills, but a nice trial on crimes against humanity, something to show what we actually mean when we claim to be a “society of laws” and punishment to fit the crime. Instead, the guy’s dead, end of story. Eh.

By: Kobie

Kobie — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 21:16:32 +0000

Hey, that was one of the greatest military victories since Grenada!

Dude, we totally kicked ass in Grenada! Pwn3d!11!1!1111!1!!!

By: Col Bat Guano

Col Bat Guano — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:00:08 +0000

He used the Falkland War as an example? That was one of the most pointless wars of the 20th century. Who owns those damn islands anyway thses days?

Hey, that was one of the greatest military victories since Grenada!

By: Laser Potato

Laser Potato — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 16:27:23 +0000

“Why would ANYONE think that the death of a bit player like Zarqawi (as defined by the Pentagon) represents a bigger success than Hussein?”

BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT’S WHY!
And you liberal traitor anti-semitic socialists better not say otherwise!
PS liberals suck
(I’m attempting to emulate the style of IsOught, a HairyFishNuts troll, but in order for it to be authentic it’d have to go on for 2 pages and whenever someone refuted it I’d reply with an equally long personal attack, say “you have never refuted my assertions! YOU LIBERALS ARE TRULY PATHETIC!”, or whine about the “liberal media” )

By: Hysterical Woman

Hysterical Woman — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 15:06:46 +0000

He used the Falkland War as an example? That was one of the most pointless wars of the 20th century. Who owns those damn islands anyway thses days?

By: MCH

MCH — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:31:42 +0000

And what a gleeful and sober tempering it was!

Why does Georgie Boy hate the troops?

By: Dan Someone

Dan Someone — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:27:13 +0000

President Bush and U.S. military leaders cautioned that the death of the 39-year-old militant was not likely to end the bloodshed â€” just as the capture of
Saddam Hussein and the killings of his two sons failed to dampen the insurgency. A rash of bombings that killed nearly 40 people in Baghdad on Thursday confirmed that assessment.

“We have tough days ahead of us in Iraq that will require the continuing patience of the American people,” Bush said.

So I guess President Bush and U.S. military leaders have become objectively pro-terrorist, given the way they have “diminished, deprectated, blurred” and “tempered with sobriety” this glorious news.

By: BinkyBoy

BinkyBoy — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 14:19:06 +0000

Kofi Annan backed one of his people when they claimed that the only information that reaches heartland America is from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

Damn that Kofi Annan! Once again he has thwarted the empire!

By: dr nobody

dr nobody — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:59:13 +0000

Kofi Annan said something about Rush Limbaugh? Huh? Wha?

By: J. Brida

J. Brida — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:46:42 +0000

Incredible. The Pentagon, when things were going bad in a different way, had to go out of their way to say that Al Queda’s influence wasn’t significant in Iraq and that, in fact, the Iraqis resented the guy for being there.

Now, of course, he’s the lynchpin of the insurgency.

See the problem is that the effect of a receiving constant barrage of bullshit and propaganda is that nothing is really that terrific, even when it involves killing a shitstain like what’s his face.

Moreover, and I hate to trot this one out there, but wasn’t, in fact Saddam the majordomo boogie man in Iraq? I mean, he was the Kurd and Shiite killing madman who ran the country and its military for 25 years . What has his capture and his idiot son’s deaths won us?

Why would ANYONE think that the death of a bit player like Zarqawi (as defined by the Pentagon) represents a bigger success than Hussein?

By: Jay C.

Jay C. — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:19:41 +0000

So the greatest sin of all is the refusal to hail the neocons’ reenactment of Paul Verhoeven’s “Starship Troopers.”

But we caught the brain bug! Like capturing Saddam, it’s gonna change everything. For real this time!

By: Mudge

Mudge — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:16:33 +0000

Notice they are not necessarily rejoicing, they merely hate us for not rejoicing. Rather than building their case for TWWZ (the world without Zarqawi), they try to ridicule those who must be ridiculed, Kofi Annon especially. When they are unable to misquote, when an argument is unassailable, non sequitor commentary is used. I am surprised, however, that their screed did not contain a reference to the Clenis.