ABOVE: Michael Bresciani, The American Prophet*
Shorter Michael Bresciani, Ruhnoo Murku
The PC Wars of 2010
- Homophobic means afraid of gays. Christians aren’t homophobic because they aren’t afraid of gays. In fact, it’s the homos that are afraid of Christians. Oh,and another thing while I’m at it, homos and people that love them are worse than people who practice witchcraft.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
*Mr. Bresciani has written a book claiming that his technicolor dreams are visions from God and that he is a prophet. He also claims that his columns are read in “every country in the world,” which is, apparently, just another way of saying that he has posted them on the Internet.