Did he just come out in favor of inferior sex? Good Lord. No wonder these people are always starting wars.

According to Dr. Gary Cameron, Ph.D.,

People in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical. It’s pure sexuality. It’s almost like pure heroin. It’s such a rush.

[H]omosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women.

Not that I would know anything about it personally. Like Dr. Cameron, I am just reporting the findings of SCIENCE.

Article here: http://www.pflagdetroit.org/Holy_War_OnGays.htm

Now this is something I don’t understand- how the hell does same-sex marriage affect straight peoples’ families?

They’re trying to deal with “family” as a Universal. They’re playing in Plato’s sandbox, pretending that there is a perfect form out there somewhere for a “family”, and that two dudes getting married somehow offends the “form-maker” or the very existence of the form itself. It’s a bit like their notions of “abomination” and “blasphemy” – offending the very sense of “the way things are supposed to be” by virtue of there being an example or two or ten of things not being “that way”.

Wow. Not very clear, I know. They’re crazy, and it’s hard to find any kind of clarity in crazy.

Well, except the homosexual women. Bummer, really.

That’s right, if we let everybody get married, the conservatives will destroy marriage with DOMAs.

Think of it as yet another aspect of the Scorched Earth Policy they’re using with the budget, gov’t functions like FEMA, and the environment.

Besides politics, the driving fear behind this amendment is that these homophobes’ sons will be able to openly act on the feelings they have suppressed for their whole lives.

The fear that their kid might be gay. Well, just ask Randall Terry or Alan Keyes. For some, it is enough to disown your kid and to say as much horrible shit about them in the press, lest anyone think you gay too.

If there is one thing that scares these people more than gay marriage, it is the prospect of a discovery of a gene linked to homosexual tendencies. That could mean that Alan Keyes, Randall Terry, and Dick Cheney could carry the gene. But not Dick. It has to be Lynne, with her lesbian books and all.

We’re a happy family we’re a happy family we’re a happy family me mom and daddy

Let me tell you what is happening in my country: A series of rogue activist courts ruled that Canadian Marriage Laws were discriminatory against same sex couples. Eventually after a bitter, extended debate the Canadian Parliament legalized same sex marriage in the entire country.

Now, I fought against it at the time, knowing that homosexuals could freely marry any woman they chose. But I never realized the chaos that it would unleash, even though God was busy destroying New Orleans with a hurricane.

My brother got married in the middle of all this family destroying governmentness. At first I was hopeful, since I thought that a good Christian Man and Woman might as an example be able to stem the tide of wickedness that pollutes our political discourse up here.

But I was shocked one day to have the following conversation with him:

Your Grace, he said. I really like having sex with my wife.

I nodded, since good Christian men have conversations like this from time to time.

He looked a little worried though. Lately though, with all the gays getting arried, I fear that I might be getting overstimulated in a homosexual sort of way.

You haved caught teh gay? I asked incrediously.

I don’t think I have yet, but it is strangely addictive.

My eyes were opened from this day on. I saw construction workers oogling each others muscular tanned bodies, when they should have been hooting at women passing by. Heterosexual pornography sales have plummetted. I have even caught myself calling DJs to get It’s Raining Men to be played on the all request hour. Needless to say it, along with anything by Elton John or the Villiage People are the number 1 songs in the country. Nobody even drinks beer up here anymore.

Thankfully, our beloved Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, is going to reopen the debate on this important matter in the fall, even though less than a third of the country supports this civilization saving move. It might be too late to stop sixty percent of the population from turning into full gays, but then again, it might not. As for my brother, I urged him to get a mistress or two to help him cope with the homosexual overstimuli.

(Wish I weren’t at work so I could Google for a link for you, but they watch the search engines.(