Comments on: Rolling Out The Summer Product Line

By: Caffiend

Caffiend — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:47:44 +0000

Sherman BBQ Tour of the South

Sadly, no picture (on the site)….

http://www.warshows.com/Detail.bok?no=8935

I am SO tempted.

By: FUBAR

FUBAR — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:33:45 +0000

I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT ALOT

By: ahem

ahem — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:40:27 +0000

Clue.
Stick.
Wingnut Trolls.

Some Application Required.

By: Sadly, No! » Return Of The Man From U.R.K.E.L.

Sadly, No! » Return Of The Man From U.R.K.E.L. — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 19:56:04 +0000

[...] You can see the never-sold, voted-down parody T-shirt that used to be in our store which hasn’t even opened yet here. [...]

By: Sniper One

Sniper One — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 17:43:25 +0000

Rope.
Tree.

Hamas/Hezbollah/Al Qaeda/CAIR…

Some Assembly Required.

By: Patterico’s Pontifications » In Which I Condemn Glenn Greenwald for Failing to Condemn Some Stuff

Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:11:49 +0000

[...] By the way, the idea to sell these items occurred to the Sadly, No! folks back on June 1, 2006. The commenters were largely appalled at the “parody”: Shoelimpyâ„¢ said, [...]

By: Patterico’s Pontifications » I Condemn It All

Patterico’s Pontifications » I Condemn It All — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:02:34 +0000

[...] If you go to the Sadly, No! main page, there are four buttons at the top. One says “Store.” If you click on it, you get to a Cafe Press store with some items for sale bearing the logo: Rope. [...]

By: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Blog Archive » I Must Condemn This Behavior!

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 20:41:22 +0000

[...] UPDATE to the UPDATE: Just so’s not to cheat you of Sadly, No!’s original art, here’s a link to the original. Of course we have a screenshot. What do you think we are? LIBERAL?. Posted by Emperor Darth Misha I @ 10:41 am | [...]

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 20:50:33 +0000

ShOelimpy (sorry, last post was a typo, honest)

here’s another one from cafepress: http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/166098

and another one

wait… am i detecting a theme here?

who knows, maybe I’m just imagining these things

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:50:32 +0000

Shelimpy, et al. I think the "Rope ,Tree, Conservative" thing is fair game. Fuck this faux civility issue that the right wingers are always crying about through one side of their mouths while spewing some really hateful shit from the other. Turning the other cheek might work for Jesus, but it won't get us anywhere dealing with the assclowns who claim to be His followers i take it you've never seen the ever so cute amusing and innocent "Liberal Hunting License" that some of the wingnuts have popped out here and there No, no implied threats there. Heaven forbid we get the idea that there are wingnuts out there who mean us harm, right?

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:39:59 +0000

Oh, what a capital suggestion, J.A.– I’ve never actually seen one of those; the conservatives in my neck of the woods have the good taste to avoid wearing such exploitative clothing in general.
Still, the greater the contrast, the greater the effect, and therefore I suggest we add a “Never Forget!” in there and call it a job well done.

By: J. A. Baker

J. A. Baker — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:38:35 +0000

Or, to go GuinnessGuy and Fezzik (are there rocks ahead?) one better, have an image of the WTC burning on 9/11 with the "Dead or alive" gag-inducer up top and the "not our priority" quote at the bottom.

By: GuinnessGuy

GuinnessGuy — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:29:00 +0000

I like Fezzik’s suggestion– though the caption could also be used with a WTC silhouette that has above it “Remember 9-11″ ala the shrieker conservative shirts that are intended to provoke an emotional response in favor of the GWOT.

By: Fezzik

Fezzik — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 20:27:33 +0000

Nice, simple, straightforward:

Osama’s Head, with the caption

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

By: John

John — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:22:07 +0000

personally, ive always wanted a tee shirt with william tecumseh sherman on it. then everyone who says that “the rebel flag is my heritage” can have a response of “this is mine.” also, i like the idea of “yo momma so dumb, shes a republican.” then again, im permanently stuck in 1994.

By: LanceThruster

LanceThruster — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 18:01:43 +0000

Several shirt/poster ideas

1) picture of post-Katrina body floating facedown in floodwaters with caption – Bush’s “Culture of Life” –

2) picture of Cheney as Elmer Fudd in the WB cartoon circle. Top half of circle says “Major League Asshole” Bottom half says “Big Time”

3) collect/list GOP monikers

God’s Own Party
Greedy Old Pigs
Rethuglicans
Repigliscum
Bushistas
Kool-Aid Drinkers
Wingnnuts
Asshats
Crooks and Liars
etc..

~ follow with ~

A “Turd Blossom” by any other name would smell as foul

By: gjdodger

gjdodger — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 13:50:16 +0000

you guys are lame.

picture of an anthropomorphized elephant, a bullet hole between the eyes.

caption:

“it stood between me and my country.”

By: haze4horses

haze4horses — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:32:21 +0000

T-shirt idea : Picture of John Stuart Mill – caption – “I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it.”

By: El Gato Negro!

El Gato Negro! — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:08:17 +0000

Thees area behind the ovalado containing the word how-joo-say “cobag”:

She should be bright, republiculo, rrred.

no?

so.

By: Random Guy

Random Guy — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:18:05 +0000

How ’bout this? A T-Shirt with, in large font, the words “call out if you read Newsmax [or substitute some other wingnut publication].

Then, below that, in much smaller font, so I’ll know to instantly discount your opinions.

Too verbose?