Comments on: Thank God Rob Didn’t Find A Copy of The Koran (UPDATED)

By: robotrevolution

robotrevolution — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:50:14 +0000

Oh, and cameras are not permitted during White House tours. If the library counts as part of the White House, Port broke da rules. That makes him no better than a socialist!

By: robotrevolution

robotrevolution — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:50:04 +0000

Rob Port is a very, very silly person who knows full well there is nothing wrong with Michelle Obama stocking history books. After all, Port lives in ND, where we have several socialist institutions (state-owned bank, grain elevator, etc.).

Port likes to create controversy so he feels like a mover and a shaker. He only says the things he says for personal gain – there’s no emotion or truth behind his conservative facade.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:32:59 +0000

I kind of like the name “Home Of Economy” – it has a Bioshock vibe to it.

You mean like in an “all your base are belong to us” kind of way?

Hm, yes, I suppose it works that way.

By: tsam

tsam — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:19:34 +0000

If da book don’t fit, you must just fucking QUIT, Rob.

Seriously. Please quit. Nobody likes you.

By: Fester Addams

Fester Addams — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:42:53 +0000

“Diversity in thought”, he says. That’s great! Rational and irrational, sane and insane, factual and fantasy, all living together in perfect harmony….

By: de stijl

de stijl — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:11:26 +0000

I kind of like the name “Home Of Economy” – it has a Bioshock vibe to it.

It’s a circus of values!

By: Oblio's Cap

Oblio's Cap — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:17:22 +0000

And I’m an expert on string theory

Most yo-yos are!

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:23:09 +0000

And I’m an expert on string theory

BFD. So’s my cat.

By: Oblio's Cap

Oblio's Cap — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:21:48 +0000

And I’m an expert on string theory

Cool! Will you show me how to make a Cat’s Cradle?

By: tigrismus

tigrismus — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:19:13 +0000

Most of that distance is spent finding the fair. It’s rather…tiny…you see.

Just like his “fried Snickers bar.”

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:51:23 +0000

Home of Economy

Y’know, this is probably the stupidest name for a store I can imagine. It’s like someone wanted to be the Home Depot but figured “Home Station” sounded like a gay bar.

Was there already a “House-o-Bargains” in Minot, ND????

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:49:33 +0000

feel it necessary to point out that he wouldn’t have to travel 100 miles from Minot to the North Dakota State Fair. The fair is in Minot.

Most of that distance is spent finding the fair. It’s rather…tiny…you see.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:48:04 +0000

Wait, the guy has a Thomas Jefferson poster over his bed?

He has a purty mouf.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:47:15 +0000

Apparently this guy flunked out of North Dakota State University.

He majored in goat fucking. How you screw that up is beyon–…ah, I see now.

By: tsam

tsam — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:46:27 +0000

Lesley said,
February 20, 2010 at 22:03

Being a bit of a bibliophile…

He read My Pet Goat, too???

Yeah, when he couldn’t handle all the words and stuff and no pictures in Animal Farm, he thought he’d tackle the classics instead.

By: actor212

actor212 — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:46:25 +0000

I’m a twenty-something guy was born in Alaska but now lives in North Dakota. I work as an investigator and spend most of my free time writing about politics.

He’s fathered children but is not married, too.

So lemme see…he’s an “investigator”…does this mean he drills holes in the girls’ bathroom at the local high school?

Meanwhile, he’s fathering children at an alarming rate, probably forcing the mother to live off the welfare (and oh by the way, North Dakota is the number one state for Federal speding per capita and it ain’t just defense spending!) while he skimps on his child support payments AND he’s fucking someone else besides his kid(s) mommy.

Way to go there, Mr K-Lo Wanna Be! Does she know you’re a fucking tramp?

By: Rob Port

Rob Port — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:42:28 +0000

First, the state fair is in Minot so he didn’t have to drive 100 miles to visit the fried Snickers booth. And he’s no longer employed at the Home of Economy.

Busted libs! Yer all just mad n shit cuz I nailed the commie like bibliophiles are wont to do and whatnot.

By: tsam

tsam — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:35:02 +0000

Now, this may just be me speaking here, but I would imagine that book would be terribly out of date for basing economic policies. I mean, shit, 1912 isn’t even going to invoke the Bolsheviks.

Ha! Now why would the movement’s end predating the Bolsheviks stop the wingnuts from invoking it in their quest to reveal the sleeper in the White (?) House? Somehow this all means FEMA camps and gun grabbing.

By: address my envelope, lips!

address my envelope, lips! — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:58:37 +0000

No, no, no, Nancy Reagan added Dianetics to the WH library, Babs Bush installed Searching for Whiteopia because she thought it was an atlas, and Laura B added the entire Ron L. Hubbard oeuvre because "he's such a forward-thinking genius and brilliant writer, and I can't believe Nancy left out Battlefield Earth, that slut".

By: islmfaoscist

islmfaoscist — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:36:26 +0000

I saw it on wiki so it must be true: The word ‘galoshes’ originated from a style of Gaulish (i.e., French) boot. That’s right, a “Surrender Monkey” boot.

By itself, this wouldn’t be that big of a deal. But in the context of Rob Starboard having failed to serve, so far as I am aware, in America’s military? In the context of the House of Economy having such an idiotic name?

In the context of Anne Coulter saying they were both wars?

Well, I’ll let you make your own call.