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It’s Time To Stop Fucking Around
Now there’s a headline made for Memeorandum. The point though, is that this should be the mission of our government. And I offer it for free as a slogan to any aspiring politician who will commit to actually getting shit done (another slogan you can have for free). Thus:
Mary Jones, Democrat for Senate
‘It’s Time To Stop Fucking Around’
Bob Smith for Congress
‘Let’s Get Shit Done, Greater Tucson’
Etc., etc. … and maybe a combo for all the marbles:
Stan Mann for Governer
‘Let’s Stop Fucking Around And Start Fucking The Fucking Shit Out Of Getting Shit Done’
Mark D said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:33
But if they promise to stop fucking around, who will do it? Huh?
Those arounds aren’t gonna fuck themselves, ya know.
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:36
GovernOr, DA.
And the incumbent can simply have a campaign slogan “Shit happens”
D. Aristophanes said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:37
Stan Mann for Governer
‘Let’s Stop Fucking Around With Spelling’
D. Aristophanes said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:40
Sarah Palin For President
‘You Know You Want To Fuck Me’
Abe Lincoln For Preznit said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:41
Watch me split this fucking rail!
Pere Ubu said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:42
but but but that isn’t nice and reasonable and bipartisan and inoffensive! Waaah! How did it poll? What’s the focus group say?
smedley said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:44
First things first. Every Dem seeking office in a red state should change his name to something like Stan Mann. Or Bill Bilder. Or, seriously, the former Mayor of Austin, Will Wynn.
Till said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:46
Is that a new productivity trend? Where do I sign up for your newsletter?
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:47
Y’know, this reminds me of an ad campaign, a guerilla marketing campaign for a clothing store, I think, that was around in New York City back in the 60s and 70s. There was a guy holding two handfuls of crap, and the tag line was “Tired of the same old shit?”
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:50
The Different Drummer. That was the store.
noen said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:51
Slab Bulkhead gits it done!
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:54
Grafty McRich for Senate
“Don’t Fuck With Me: I can Buy Your Ass”
President Camacho said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:55
Now I understand everyone’s shit’s emotional right now. But I’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix EVERYTHING.
Esteev said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:55
Politics/Media current slogan:
SSDD
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
February 12, 2010 at 16:59
Up in quaint old LEAFS SUCK, we had a mayoral candidate that could have used that advice.
forked tongue said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:00
Republican slogan:
Fuck Shit Up
Citizen_X said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:00
My fellow Americans: PENIS.
Esteev said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:01
I’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix EVERYTHING.
1. No taxes whatsoever
2. At least 2 more wars
3. Divine Providence will help with the rest
tsam said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:01
Current congressional mission statement:
“When it comes to fucking around, we don’t fuck around”
D. Aristophanes said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:05
Limpy Entitledman McIncumbent III for Senate
‘Don’t Change Whoreses In The Middle Of A Stagnant Pond’
histrogeek said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:07
For all Democrats looking to appeal to the base,
“I’ll kick Lieberman in the nuts to pass health care.”
Or the simpler, more elegant and more general,
“I’ll kick Lieberman in the nuts.”
How are we all not consultants?
Pere Ubu said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:10
“I’ll kick Lieberman in the nuts.”
Interest, newsletter, u.s.w.
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:11
Republican slogan:
Fuck Shit Up
FSU.
No wonder they love Bobby Bowden so much.
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:12
I’ve got a 3 point plan that’s going to fix EVERYTHING.
1. No taxes whatsoever
2.
At least 2 more wars????3.
Divine Providence will help with the restPROFIT!Fi-diddly-ixed!
smedley said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:19
Nathan Bedford Stonewall E. Lee for Senator for the Great State of Mississippi: “I’ll fuckin’ git it dun while cuttin’ yer fuckin’ taxes!”
Rusty Shackleford said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:20
Fuck Shit Up
Veiled 88 Fingers Louie reference?
Pere Ubu said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:22
This is all veering dangerously close to Larry The Cable Guy territory.
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:25
Now dat dere was funnay, Ah don’ care whoyare!
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:31
Zippy McFly for Mayor
“I Won’t Fuck You, Unless You Ask Nicely Or Have Big Hooters.”
Esteev said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:47
“Do You Mind If We Dance With Your Dates”
tigrismus said,
February 12, 2010 at 17:59
From Citizen_X’s link: “World’s Largest Sausage reports and tips from RoadsideAmerica.com visitors and Roadside America mobile tipsters. Some tips may not be verified. Submit your own tip.”
Veiled foreskin reference?
Esteev said,
February 12, 2010 at 18:01
Veiled/Blatant/Samething
Whale Chowder said,
February 12, 2010 at 18:39
So the Democratic Party (state? I think so…) called me last night to solicit a donation. I told the nice lady that I wasn’t prepared to donate right now because I’m pretty much disgusted with the party top-to-bottom.
She ignored that and jumped into her spiel about how the special interests were going to fund the Republican challenger to Patty Murray and blah blah blah and could I perhaps be put down for a smaller donation?
I said no, I wasn’t ready to donate right now.
“One last thing Mr. Chowder, [blah blah blah special interests] so could I put you down for a yet smaller donation?”
I said, “You don’t seem to understand. Right now I can’t tell much difference between the Democrats and the Republicans. I won’t be contributing.”
Click.
I’ll go find a way to send Patty money directly because she’s awesome, but the party needs to be sent a message.
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
February 12, 2010 at 19:03
It’s pretty stinky upstairs – so even though this has been done before:
jim said,
February 12, 2010 at 19:09
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw … but I’ll not only VOTE for the first crazy bugger who runs under a “Holy Shit, We Are All So Totally Fucked” banner – I’ll bloody well FUNDRAISE for them.
Considering my innate abhorence of disequilibrate election-funding, that’s really saying something, more or less.
Republican slogan:
Fuck Shit Up
I heard they actually had chosen two slogans … just couldn’t ever decide which one they loved more.
jim said,
February 12, 2010 at 19:20
GOP 2012 – Hate-Fucking America Until We Disembowel It.
Are we NOT all consultants, histrogeek? Or are we DEVA?
actor212 said,
February 12, 2010 at 19:28
Garry Allyn Demanty for Ombudsman
“I’ll Fuck Ducks”
Doctorb said,
February 12, 2010 at 20:22
I’m partial to “Bitches Get Shit Done”, myself.
Dain Brammaged said,
February 12, 2010 at 22:07
“I’ll kick Lieberman in the nuts.”
Get in line.
TR said,
February 12, 2010 at 23:14
John Smith: Just About Out of Bubblegum
Microprocessor-Stockpile the Extroverted Shadow bat said,
February 13, 2010 at 4:04
“Unqualified” seems like a good slogan. At this point, I’d vote for that person. Then again, I voted for Zippy the Pinhead in ’88.