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…And I’ll Waive My Consulting Fees If You Give Me Carnage To Fap To
Above: “Crack” Pipes, left; crackpot at right
Shorter Daniel Pipes
“Sarah Palin Endorses ‘Bomb Iran’”
- My suggestion that Barack Obama bomb Iran to save his Presidency is so rational, so utterly reasonable and serious, that already one major politician has demonstrated her sober genius by endorsing it.
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Jennifer said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:36
Said major politician however, wrongly attributed Crack Pipes’ position to Pat Buchanan. Which only enhances her standing with her “base”.
Nymstradamus said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:37
Also. Too.
(Apparently the above comment was too short for Word Press)
Smiling Mortician said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:39
It’s like he tries to look demented. Although to be fair, he succeeds, so credit where it’s due.
Jennifer said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:40
It’s like he tries to look demented.
Whereas, for Pammy it’s just the default setting.
Dot said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:47
I suggest sending Pammy some GOP Valentine’s Day cards: http://www.gopvalentine.com/ I already sent a bunch to info@gop.com telling Michael Steele he’s an idiot. The automated reply was very nice and said my message would be brought to his attention.
Dot said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:48
Also, Pipes looks like he got glue on his face and then fell on a barbershop floor at the end of the day.
Citizen_X said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:50
“Wave” was intentional, wasn’t it? (If not, hint: there’s an “i” in there.)
Jennifer said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:50
Actually, in that photo, Pipes looks like Salman Rushdie’s evil – and very stupid – twin.
Nymstradamus said,
February 10, 2010 at 17:57
This time I’m trusting the shorter. Although at this point I should just throw up
my hands and say the media should get it over with and declare Ms Mooseburger President of the United States by acclamation.Nom de Plume said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:05
Forgive me for bringing Pipes’ words over here, but just how does one “misrepresent” an article entitled “How to Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran” which the author states quite clearly was intended to provoke?
Dragon-King Wangchuck said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:07
Since when is a half-term govenor and failed vice-presidential candidate considered a “major politician”?
g said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:08
Anyone see Ron Reagan and Stephanie Miller smack down the Screaming Harpy?
Jennifer said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:10
g – yes. Priceless. Especially the bit where Pammy kept shouting at Ron Reagan that she knows how his father thought about things better than he does.
N__B said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:11
I’m sure Pam’s mental processes reflect Reagan senior post-Alzheimer’s more closely than Reagan junior’s do.
actor212 said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:12
Daniel Pipes looks like Richard Benjamin after he found out Meredith Baxter Birney was a lesbian.
actor212 said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:13
D’Oh!
Daniel Pipes looks like David Birney
Richard Benjaminafter he found out Meredith Baxter Birney was a lesbian.Damn Jews all look the same to me…
actor212 said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:14
“Sarah Palin Endorses ‘Bomb Iran’”
That’s so retarded.
(which should become the Democratic rallying cry anytime she says anything)
Nymstradamus said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:18
I’m sure Pam’s mental processes reflect Reagan senior post-Alzheimer’s more closely than Reagan junior’s do.
Unfair to Reagan.
Pammycakes’ mental deterioration is far more malignant.
Citizen_X said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:19
Wow, that’s
fucking retarstupid! Stupid! I didn’t say the R word! Really, I didn’t!N__B said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:29
Unfair to Reagan.
Possibly. But try to imagine the vast dimensions of my disinterest in being fair to that piece of garbage.
actor212 said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:35
Future Palin running mate
PeeJ said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:39
Best part was when Pam said, after Ron’s repeated question, “have you ever met my father?” and I quote, “you never met your father.” ZING!
purvis ames said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:41
Unlike Reagan, Pammy has always been insane. As I watched her tell Ron Jr. that she know more about his father than he does, I was waiting for the men in white coats to rush in.
gocart mozart said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:44
“Leftists on websites like ThinkProgress and DailyKos reacted voluminously and in slightly crazed ways.”
Progressives will never support Republicans so long as people like Pipes treat us with such condescension.
Spengler Dampniche said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:50
I’ll need to see his point rendered in interpretive dance by Marty the Landlord before I’m prepared to form an opinion.
Central & c.
Darth Revan said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:56
Unlike Reagan, Pammy has always been insane. As I watched her tell Ron Jr. that she know more about his father than he does
Why does Pam Gellar hate the nuclear family and traditional family values? Discuss.
pedestrian said,
February 10, 2010 at 18:59
Is he suggesting that conservatives hate Obama for some reason unrelated to his policies?
John McCain said,
February 10, 2010 at 19:04
My suggestion that Barack Obama bomb Iran to save his Presidency is so rational, so utterly reasonable and serious, that already one major politician has demonstrated her sober genius by endorsing it.
What am I, chopped liver?
“Bomb, bomb, bomb.
Bomb, bomb Iran”
smedley said,
February 10, 2010 at 19:04
You nailed it, actor. While reading the previous thread, I started thinking about who would be President Palin’s Cheney. And, then, I switched over to this thread and there it was! A guy who tortures his own 4-year old daughter. Don’t know how they’ll do it, since he’ll likely be in prison, but one thing we can be sure of is that the Dems will do all they can to make it happen. Palin-Tabor in ’12!
purvis ames said,
February 10, 2010 at 19:07
“Why does Pam Gellar hate the nuclear family and traditional family values?”
Ask her daughter or, better still, watch the daughter squirm on Pam’s very own videos.
Substance McGravitas said,
February 10, 2010 at 19:29
INCIVILITY.
actor212 said,
February 10, 2010 at 20:05
Ask her daughter or, better still, watch the daughter squirm on Pam’s very own videos.
I made the mistake of criticizing Pammy’s parenting skills after one of her more…um….exploitative vlogs. Her daughter came after me, onto my blog, and tried to engage me.
Y’know, it was like being harassed by a chiuhuahua…you don’t want to squoosh it, but you can’t just let it bite you….
g said,
February 10, 2010 at 20:21
A guy who tortures his own 4-year old daughter.
Isn’t Josh Tabor the name of a wingnut who writes a column? it isn’t the same guy, is it?
Felonious Monk said,
February 10, 2010 at 21:15
You don’t really need an excuse to kill thousands of civilians, I guess.
blowback said,
February 10, 2010 at 22:43
Fucking great caption! Is that long enough?
blowback said,
February 10, 2010 at 22:49
Just seeing the Pammy’s rictus grin on that clip with Ron Jr. made me want to throw up, but then I remembered that everything about Pammy is unnatural!
Fats Durston said,
February 10, 2010 at 23:46
Palin and I “would like him to do” that, thereby removing the world’s No. 1 security threat.
OH. I GET IT. If the U.S. starts a war with Iran, it will bankrupt itself, collapse, and then no longer be the world’s No. 1 security threat. Well played, Pipes, well played.
tigrismus said,
February 11, 2010 at 2:08
Maybe we should launch projectile schools at them.
Jeopardude said,
February 11, 2010 at 7:27
Nitpicky here, but the title should be “And I’ll WAIVE My Consulting Fees….”
HTML Mencken said,
February 11, 2010 at 22:48
Eeep, you’re right. Gonna correct it.