Feb
9

Someone’s Looking A Little Starbursty There




Posted at 3:48 by HTML Mencken

Instaputz catches Rich Lowry in flagrant defapo:

That’ll teach Ana Marie Cox to shut up about assfucking.

Anyway, Instaputz reports (I’m not gonna watch) that Lowry was denouncing Markos Moulitsas as an extremist. That’s rich, Lowry!

236 Comments »

  1. BenSix said,

    February 9, 2010 at 3:58

    But don’t you see? He’s writing a book called The American Taliban! He must be…What? One of Lowry’s own writers has a book called Liberal Fascists? Hah! You’ve godda be fuckin’ with me…

  2. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:03

    This Lowry is exactly the kind of asshole a minister described to Jonathan Kozol in Amazing Grace:

    “Do you ever turn on [cable TV]? You see these rather shallow but smart people, most of them young and obviously privileged, going on and on with perky overconfidence about the values and the failings of poor women and you want to grab them in your hands and shake them!”

  3. El Cid said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:04

    On CNN’s HLN, they have Joy Behar hosting a discussion of Sarah Palin with Ron Reagan, Stephanie Miller — and Pamela Fucking OMG I Love John Bolton Gellar.

    Atlas’ Juggs is so fucking nutzo on TV it’s awesome. She just spent like 5 minutes yelling at Ron Reagan when he stated that his Dad wouldn’t have anything to do with Saint Say-ruh of Klu-Liss.

  4. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:09

    Joy Behar vs. Crazy Pammy?

    My. The Naaw Yaaawk accent meter must be in “Drescher” range.

  5. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:14

    Anyway, Instaputz reports (I’m not gonna watch) that Lowry was denouncing Markos Moulitsas as an extremist.

    I wonder if anyone’s asked him if he thought Barry Goldwater was an extremist.

  6. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:15

    Oh bugger, just missed the good stuff on JB. On again in 2.5 hrs., though.

  7. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:17

    Goldwater was misquoted by the liberal media.

  8. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:18

    OK, Rich Lowry is Jonah’s boss. I’m not sure who that insults more.

  9. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:25

    The Naaw Yaaawk accent meter must be in “Drescher” range.

    My brother attended high school with La Drescher.

    And yet I am so resoundingly normal. Go figure.

  10. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:29

    Mencken types:

    That’ll teach Ana Marie Cox to shut up about assfucking.

    Yet the final ButtHeads chapter is entitled:

    A pound of butter, …

    We’ll see whose booty gets busted!

  11. Esther said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:03

    Ana and Lowry have similar haircuts.

  12. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:06

    Ana Marie’s neck, however, is significantly thicker than pencil-necked geek Richie’s.

  13. jim said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:06

    OMG! Moulitsas compares the American right to the Taliban?!?

    Why, that’s just crazy talk!

    This sort of scurrilous slander will surely come to an end … just as soon as Ayatollah Palin issues a fatwa (scrawled on her hand with a Sharpie) against these America-haters!

  14. And Now For Something Completely Different From The Goddamn Batman said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:08

    I won’t be commenting nearly as often, because apparently I’m behind a proxy server at work, and The New Spam Protection Regime doesn’t like that. Oh well, it was fun for a while, as Bryan Ferry was wont to sing.

  15. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:11

    I mourn the loss of The Goddamn Batman. It’s a sad day when a superhero gives up.

  16. handy said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:20

    Wait is that Andy Dick on the left?

  17. Chris said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:24

    The Goddamn Batman will be very much missed by me as well.

  18. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:30

    I say we all chip in for a Bat Proxy. That Bruce Wayne guy seems awfully nice, I bet he’d help out.

  19. Esther said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:35

    I’ll miss the Batman too. And where did Coach Urban Meyer go?

  20. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:36

    I blame the IT department for hiring Bane to configure the servers.

  21. protected static said,

    February 9, 2010 at 5:55

    Hear, hear. The Goddamn Batman is a shining light in the firmament of S,N! He is, may I be so bold, like a tea tray in the sky…

  22. handy said,

    February 9, 2010 at 6:04

    Haven’t been paying too close attention, but I think Coach Urban morphed into Coach Kiffin not too long ago. Badoodle-boo-yeah and all that.

  23. parsec said,

    February 9, 2010 at 6:22

    Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 4:14

    I wonder if anyone’s asked him if he thought Barry Goldwater was an extremist.

    And in which direction?

  24. Snorghagen said,

    February 9, 2010 at 6:46

    Ana and Lowry have similar haircuts.

    That style is popular with the cool kids.

  25. gocart mozart said,

    February 9, 2010 at 6:48

    Bruce Wayne is a goddam elitist trustafarian!

  26. The Fool said,

    February 9, 2010 at 6:53

    A friend of mine grew up with Rich Lowry when they were young. He says the only thing he rememebrs about him is that whenever the kids in the neighborhood played football, Rich Lowry always cried.

    True story.

    Rich Lowry is a blubbering little pussy.

  27. Esther said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:12

    Am I really the only one who thinks Charlie Rose is kind of hot? I love a guy who is secure enough to wear purple.

  28. Seymour Glass said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:14

    I miss The Lunch Lady…

  29. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:15

    firewalls at work are an evil plot by THE MAN to make us more productive.

    RETURN AMERICA TO THE FIREWALL-FREE ENVIRONMENT AS THE FOUNDERS INTENDED!!

    Also, the Goddam Batman needs to join the zombocalypse. or something. Nom a few heads in the Monday Meeting, things will shape right the hell up.

  30. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:16

    zombies ARE purple….

    well, some of us are. or parts of some of us. You know, when we haven’t kept well.

  31. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:23

    Am I really the only one who thinks Charlie Rose is kind of hot?

    Charlie Rose’s mom of course, but let’s not dig into the sordid secrets here.

  32. Esther said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:27

    Charlie Rose’s mom of course, but let’s not dig into the sordid secrets here.

    Meh. If you can’t dig into sordid secrets while Rome is burning, when can you dig into sordid secrets?

  33. gocart mozart said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:33

    I have no opinion on Charlie Rose.

  34. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:38

    I used to wear a lot of purple, cause it went w/ my blond locks. Now that they’re rapidly approaching white, it still looks good.

    However, I would not touch Concern Blogette w/ Charlie Roses’s sainted mother’s pecker.

  35. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 7:41

    yeah, Ana Marie kind of has a footballer’s neck, doesn’t she?

    Yes, that is looksist.

  36. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 9, 2010 at 8:11

    Is there a transcript somewhere? I’m somewhat curious as to exactly when and in what context herr Lowry said “hey Ana, lemme show you my ‘O’ face”…

  37. stibbert said,

    February 9, 2010 at 9:13

    the stibbert is often amused by Rose’ celebrity tuft-hunting, he extends tongue as well as anyone on the major networks, fawning over Kissinger is his raison d’etre.

  38. owlbear1 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 9:25

    Markos created a trap for GOP faithful. He did this by asking them if they believed the shit the Limbaugh/Faux/Republicans triumvirate has been spewing for years.

    Then he published that information!

    Fucking radical!

  39. Rich Lowry said,

    February 9, 2010 at 9:28

    Oh, to be the pen that the lovely Sarah used to inscribe those powerful Words of Reagan upon her sweet, supple palm. To be held, not too loosely, not too tightly, and drawn across her tender flesh with firm yet gentle strokes, until the inky fluid oozed forth to leave its semi-permanent tattoo there…and finally, spent, to be returned to the pocket of her blouse, close to her heaving bosom. Ah, me.

  40. M. Bouffant said,

    February 9, 2010 at 9:49

    Just read that & feel ill …

  41. animus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 10:51

    Soylent Green is purple!

  42. Smut Clyde said,

    February 9, 2010 at 10:58

    Penises and caustic soda.

  43. justme said,

    February 9, 2010 at 12:14

    The question of the blotchy genitals is a very modern conservation dilemma.

    Yes, that can be a tough one at cocktail parties.

  44. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 15:24

    and finally, spent, to be returned to the pocket of her blouse, close to her heaving bosom. Ah, me.

    Get a room, you two!

  45. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 15:36

    Didn’t Rich Lowry cum in Sarah Palin’s mouth? Or at least imagine he did?

  46. El Cid said,

    February 9, 2010 at 15:46

    JEEBUS K REIST YOU PEOPLE

  47. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:04

    HOLY FUCK I didn’t realize Caribou Barbie had actually goddamn written speech notes on her hand.

    Sweet screamin’ jesus, every day is high school to this sorry bag of mostly water, innit?

  48. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:09

    SWEET DOUBLE HOLY FUCK you had to pay $500 to get into this thing on top of it all?

    Was it more than one day? I tell you, stuff like GenCon is something like $100 for FIVE days and draws more people than this teabagger “convention”.

    Oh, excuse me – Gencon Indy 2010 is $78 for 4 days. And pulled in 28,000 gamers last year. Why are we not being told about the Great Gamer Nerd Revolution afoot in this country?

  49. uberuber said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:19

    OT, but didn’t anyone else catch the Superbowl halftime of misogynistic assholery that is the aptly named ‘ewerickson’ Erick Erickson on his twitfeed sunday? No? Howz about this: Thus ends the credibility of all pro-abortion groups. Thanks Mrs. Tebow for that. Ugly feminists return to their kitchens. And: That’s it?!?! That’s what the feminazis were enraged over? Seriously?!? Wow. That’s what being too ugly to get a date does to your brain
    Just…sigh. Words. There simply are none adequate for the task.

  50. uberuber said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:20

    html failz. Last sentence not meant to be included in frenzy of italics. Must have more coffeeeeee.

  51. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:21

    Thus ends the credibility of all pro-abortion groups. Thanks Mrs. Tebow for that.

    What-the-ba-boodle-fuck?

  52. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:28

    I didn’t realize Caribou Barbie had actually goddamn written speech notes on her hand.

    Hey! At least she doesn’t need a teleprompter, amirite???

  53. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:34

    Again, I ask…what is up with these little conboys and their perpetual Peter Pan-age? Dude’s 42 and he looks like he’s 15.

    Also, ewwwwwwwwww.

  54. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:42

    Two words come to mind when I look at Rich: “Lemon swirly.”

  55. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:45

    Ugly feminists return to their kitchens. And: That’s it?!?! That’s what the feminazis were enraged over? Seriously?!? Wow. That’s what being too ugly to get a date does to your brain

    Wow. He really said that? Is it 1973 or something?

    Damn.

  56. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:49

    what is up with these little conboys and their perpetual Peter Pan-age? Dude’s 42 and he looks like he’s 15.

    Well, there’s this portrait, see…

  57. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:55

    That’s what being too ugly to get a date does to your brain

    Please note that the only men who ever seem to make this “argument” are hideous, and, based on looks alone, would be astoundingly lucky to get to fuck 99.9% of the feminists I know.

  58. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:56

    Well, there’s this portrait, see…

    Sounds kinda gay.

  59. MzNicky said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:56

    Hey! At least she doesn’t need a teleprompter, amirite???

    Teleprompters are for socialists.

  60. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:57

    Thus ends the credibility of all pro-abortion groups.

    Right. Because a well-off white woman wholly supported by a church, and given access to the best medical care on a fairly populated island is surely a metaphor for all the inner-city and rural poor who have to struggle with clinics and bigotry, like, say, Erickson’s

  61. Pere Ubu said,

    February 9, 2010 at 16:58

    I’m still not quote sure what the wife of an overpaid fratboy said that would invalidate any pro-choice argument forever no takebacks world without end amen.

  62. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:00

    goddamn written speech notes on her hand.

    well, it is overly kind to call them ‘speech’ Republican Word Salad is more appropriate.

    same old bullshit talking points is more accurate.

    which makes one wonder, why does she need to WRITE DOWN the three cornerstones of Republican thought?

  63. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:02

    why does she need to WRITE DOWN the three cornerstones of Republican thought?

    This is a rhetorical question, right? Do zombies ask rhetorical questions?

  64. MzNicky said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:02

    It’s been my experience that the misogynist jerktards who screech the loudest about feminism and its allegedly unattractive adherents are inevitably the ones with the teeniest wienies. I believe empirical academic research supports this conclusion.

  65. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:04

    why does she need to WRITE DOWN the three cornerstones of Republican thought?

    Even the BRANELESS need a leg up, zrm.

  66. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:05

    I believe empirical academic research supports this conclusion.

    I’ll take your word for that.

  67. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:07

    I believe empirical academic research supports this conclusion.

    I’ll take your word for it. I’m not about to test that hypothesis.

  68. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:08

    I already miss the Goddamn Batman.

  69. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:11

    D’oh! Too slow.

    Palin also quoted a Buchanan article as supporting a war with Iran, when instead, he was advocating that we stay out. (Even if the article was unclear, anyone with any fucking knowledge of politics knows that Buchanan is a paleocon and an anti-interventionist, but we are talking about Palin, here).

  70. El Cid said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:16

    I miss Bruce. BRUUUUUUCE!

  71. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:23

    but we are talking about Palin, here

    This is why a Palin presidency both is unconcerning and disconcerting.

    Unconcerning, because she’s a fucking idiot who’s not even adept at politics (which Bush was).

    Disconcerting, because she’s just dumb enough to be lucky.

  72. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:37

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

  73. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:37

    Hey! At least she doesn’t need a teleprompter, amirite???

    Telepalmters don’t count.

    Seriously, she couldn’t have remembered “tax” or “cuts?”

    Please note that the only men who ever seem to make this “argument” are hideous, and, based on looks alone, would be astoundingly lucky to get to fuck 99.9% of the feminists I know.

    Ah, so you’ve seen Erickson. Ugly, doughy, dumb, and about as personable as a bucket of spit.

  74. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:42

    Seriously, she couldn’t have remembered “tax” or “cuts?”

    Worse, she couldn’t spell them…

  75. El Cid said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:42

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Solved. Pick from just about any politician in South Carolina and most politicians in Georgia. Done.

  76. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:42

    Is there a transcript somewhere? I’m somewhat curious as to exactly when and in what context herr Lowry said “hey Ana, lemme show you my ‘O’ face”…

    Snerk.

  77. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:49

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Peyton Manning, but only with less than five minutes left on the clock and down by a TD.

  78. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:50

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Michelle Bachmann

    Glenn Beck

    An inanimate carbon rod

  79. Richard Posterior Osculation said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:50

    The only thing that Tebow ad did was convince a lot of NFL GM’s not to waste a draft pick. Every time that glassy eyed harridan said “Oh, Timmy,” her widdle boy dropped another 40 spots on draft day.

  80. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:52

    Sarah!/Trig ’12

  81. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:53

    Sarah!/Trig ‘12

    In order to get around the not-from-the-same-state requirement, Trig will establish residency in Oklahoma.

  82. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:53

    An inanimate carbon rod

    Hey now! That “rod” saved a shuttle flight!

  83. g said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:53

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    I’m sure she’ll pick a fawning young male sycophant – John Ziegler? James O’Keefe?

    Pass the popcorn.

  84. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:55

    Trig will establish residency in Oklahoma.

    He was nearly born there.

  85. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:56

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Carrot Top

    Hm, they still might have to switch spots on the ticket.

  86. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:56

    Hey now! That “rod” saved a shuttle flight!

    Speaking of which, are you coming to B^4′s geek-fest tonight?

  87. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:56

    He was nearly born there.

    Bristol’s never been to Oklahoma, tho they tell her she was born there.

  88. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:57

    Speaking of which, are you coming to B^4’s geek-fest tonight?

    I didn’t get the invite.

    *cry*

  89. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:58

    He was nearly born there.

    By that score, I’m a resident of the Lexington Avenue subway.

  90. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 17:59

    I didn’t get the invite.

    Be at the bar at 7ish: http://secretscienceclub.blogspot.com/2010/02/secret-science-club-presents-molecular.html

  91. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:01

    I’ll do my best, sir. Ain’t promising. I have a urologist appointment.

    See what you have to look forward to? Just when your breeding days end, your peeing days begin….

  92. PeeJ said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:02

    The real question is, WHOSE HANDWRITING WAS IT? We must assemble an army of handwriting experts!

  93. g said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:05

    Kerners are go!

  94. PeeJ said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:09

    We have a possible author!

  95. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:10

    I’ll do my best, sir.

    B^4′s blog let’s you know what he looks like. I’m a cross between Vincent D’Onofrio and a polar bear. Mrs. __B is petite with curly hair.

  96. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:11

    Lets lets lets.

    Fucking fingers.

  97. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:13

    B^4’s blog let’s you know what he looks like.

    The daguerreotype? With the muttonchops????

  98. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:14

    B^4′s name is a bit of a clue as well.

  99. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:14

    well, at least your work doesn’t take precision or concentration or anything, N__B….

  100. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:17

    B^4’s name is a bit of a clue as well.

    From my perspective, he’s a medium-sized bad bald bastard, but that’s because (as I keep telling Mrs. __B) I’m a full-sized person.

  101. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:18

    well, at least your work doesn’t take precision or concentration or anything, N__B….

    The work is getting my attention, which is why my comments such shit.

  102. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:18

    SUCK SUCK SUCK

    I give up.

  103. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:20

    SUCK SUCK SUCK
    I give up.

    That’s what she said.

  104. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:30

    #

    N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:18 (kill)

    SUCK SUCK SUCK

    I give up.

    N__B is the champeen. Actor, give him the self-pwnage crown.

  105. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:34

    “Per IBC Section 1607.9, the minimum uniformly distributed live load is allowed to be reduced in accordance with 1607.9.1 or 1607.9.2.

    which is why my comments suck shit.”

    Just don’t get confused on which window is open, is all I’m saying.

  106. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:37

    uniformly distributed live load

    Sounds like warm showers late at night at Camp Pendleton.

  107. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:46

    Hey Mr. Brady –

    Not all of us laze around building models of split levels in our part-time job that supports six kids, a non-working wife, and a housekeeper.

  108. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 18:57

    ARCHITECT-ENGINEER FLAME WAR

  109. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:01

    Ooo, I hit a sore spot.

  110. zombie Mike Brady said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:02

    Say, Greg, can you deliver these plans downtown?

  111. Mark D said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:13

    Oooohhhhhh … this N_B vs. actor212 fight should be a real doozy.

    There’ll be straight edges flying, loads borne, and an overall feeling that we’re witnessing the Internet equivalent of a fight during Math Club.

    But with only slightly less slapping, and much less pouting afterward.

    As far as the Plain Wood vs. Ass Fuckee go, meh. They’re both tools.

  112. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:14

    Here’s the story of a zombie lady
    Who was eating up three very lovely girls.
    All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
    The youngest one in curls.

  113. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:15

    this N_B vs. actor212 fight

    I’m a lover, not a fighter.

  114. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:18

    ARCHITECT-ENGINEER FLAME WAR

    Boys, put down the slide rules. No one wants to get hurt here.

    Hey, look up from shoes when I’m talking, OK?

  115. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:19

    ARCHITECT-ENGINEER FLAME WAR

    Before you go picking on the moat in his eye, deal with the logarithm in your own.

  116. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:19

    Shit. “your” shoes.

    Gah. Imminent self-pwnage looms.

  117. Snorghagen said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:23

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Problem solved! And he doesn’t use a teleprompter.

  118. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:25

    Looch, you are dealing with N__”Sliderule MC”__B and “Bad” actor, titans of self-pwnage. The competition is fierce.

  119. justme said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:27

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    There’s always Michele Bachmann.

  120. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:27

    You’re on The List, Zombie.

  121. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:31

    Slide rules? Straight edges? Are you guys practicing some kinda paleoengineering?

  122. Dennis said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:33

    On the topic of extremists, here’s an interesting little tidbit I bet most liberals didn’t know or wouldn’t want to acknowledge:

    Birthers Began on the Left

    Yes, that’s right. Democrats started the birther issue with Barack Obama.

    Those same Democrats who first raised the issue are still carrying the ball, too. And they’re still Democrats.

    An Inconvenient Truth, no?

  123. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:35

    Hey look, Dennis is here

  124. Dennis said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:41

    Always been a big fan of actor212′s song lyrics, Big Russ.

    Oh and hey, my condolences to you on the recent revelations into John Edwards’ soul, Rusty. I know how upset you used to get when images of John McCain’s infidelity popped in your head every now and then. And that author you never hear about that said he heard from a friend of a friend of a friend who wouldn’t give his name out that McCain called his wife the C-word; hearing that Edwards beat his cancer-stricken wife must have been quite a blow to you knowing you once voted for the guy.

    I just want you to know I’ve been thinking about you and as always I wish you all the best. Mine and my family’s thoughts and prayers are with you, my friend.

  125. N.C. said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:44

    Mine and my family’s thoughts and prayers are with you, my friend.

    The silence is deafening.

  126. N.C. said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:45

    On the topic of extremists, here’s an interesting little tidbit I bet most liberals didn’t know or wouldn’t want to acknowledge:

    Yeah, lord knows that S!N refuses to acknowledge that PUMAs exist. Smooth move, slappy. Any more breaking news, Chief Editor Korir?

  127. Jennifer said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:47

    I rate for the architects. We dress better and have better drugs.

  128. Chief Editor Korir said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:50

    Whitey tape any minute now, promise.

  129. Dennis said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:52

    I have an infatuation with men named John stemming from the nights when every man I met ultimately is remembered by that name.

  130. Dennis also said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:56

    The National Enquirer is now the paper of record and must be believed completely.

  131. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:56

    Birthers Began on the Left

    Yes, that’s right. Democrats started the birther issue with Barack Obama.

    Jonah?

  132. El Cid said,

    February 9, 2010 at 19:58

    Just wait ’til we release that Whitey tape.

  133. Anthony said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:01

    Even if they’re democrats, given their rhetoric I wouldn’t exactly call the PUMA dead enders liberals. And if I remember correctly in Authoritarianism and Polarization, they scored ridiculously high in Authoritarianism.

  134. Jennifer said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:05

    I wouldn’t call the nutjobs at Flowbee’s joint liberals. Or even “Democrats”.

  135. Jennifer said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:09

    When Sarah Palin talks to the hand, it talks back.

  136. Djur said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:09

    This is the chain of inference the “birtherism is from the left” centroid is using:

    Birtherism started with PUMAs -> PUMAs claim to be Democrats -> Democrats are all leftist -> Birtherism started on the left -> Birtherism is crazy -> Birtherism started on “the far left fringe” -> Buy my book

    Or, more simply:

    Self-proclaimed Democrat = Democrat = Leftist
    Birtherism = Crazy
    Leftist + Crazy = Far Leftist

    thus

    Self-proclaimed Democrat + Birtherism = Far Leftist

    .: BUY MY BOOK!!!!

  137. Jennifer said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:11

    Seriously, regarding Super Sarah’s cheat-sheet: the funniest thing about it is that after narrowing down to three things she wanted to write down to make sure she remembered…she crossed one of them out and changed it.

    Three simple points, and by the time she gets to writing them on her hand, she’s still editing?

  138. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:16

    Why do I have the suspicion that Palin writing “tax cuts” on her hand had less to do with the speech and more to do with some sort of bizarre hand-job fetish of Mr. Caribou Barbie or perhaps one of her tea party “aides”?

  139. Matthew Continetti said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:17

    Jesus has stigmata too.

  140. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:19

    Why do I have the suspicion that Palin writing “tax cuts” on her hand had less to do with the speech and more to do with some sort of bizarre hand-job fetish of Mr. Caribou Barbie or perhaps one of her tea party “aides”?

    Nah, then they’d be smeared.

  141. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:20

    Plus, “budget” was scratched, leaving just “cuts,” which is not hand-job-sexy.

  142. g said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:20

    An Inconvenient Truth, no?

    Oh, man you got us!!!! By arbitrarily contriving to call individual nut-cases “liberals”, you’ve completely shot down every single rational progressive argument.

    My hat is off to you, sir! A masterful stroke! I will now like weeping laughing in the corner.

  143. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:26

    Nah, then they’d be smeared.

    You’re forgetting the requisite rubber gloves. The effect would be ruined if the words got smeared. It’s all part of the fetish.

    And the first person that says “newsletter, interest, etc.” gets a wedgie. Interest in the wedgie newsletter is acceptable though.

  144. Anthony said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:27

    I love that in this argument meant to prove that Joseph Farah is a leftist, he quotes a liberal pushing his book about dangerous far-rightists.

  145. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:28

    A masterful stroke!

    You believe in my hand-job theory too! I feel so validated.

  146. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:28

    You’re forgetting the requisite rubber gloves. The effect would be ruined if the words got smeared. It’s all part of the fetish.

    Ugh. I never thought I’d say this, but can we go back to making slide rule jokes, please?

  147. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:29

    Democrats started the birther issue with Barack Obama.

    No!

    Really?

    We call them PUMAs, Dennis.

  148. Dennis said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:29

    rational progressive argument, g?

    Is that like ‘Think Progress’ or something?

    This is blowing my mind.

  149. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:31

    some sort of bizarre hand-job fetish of Mr. Caribou Barbie\

    “Oh, come ON, Frist Dude! See? I wrote “tax cuts” on my hand like you asked, youbetcha!”

  150. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:32

    By arbitrarily contriving to call individual nut-cases “liberals”, you’ve completely shot down every single rational progressive argument.

    And yet, disavowing the John Birchers or the KKK as legitimate wings of the Republican/conservative movement. That’s the neat trick.

  151. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:33

    Jesus has stigmata too.

    Fuck! And I bought a Camry thinking he didn’t like rotary engines…

    (OK, that’s going to cause some headscartching)

  152. Whale Chowder said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:35

    This is blowing my mind.

    No no no…we’re talking about Super Sarah’s hand jobs.

    Plz try to keep up.

  153. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:37

    Hey! At least she doesn’t need a teleprompter, amirite???

    Teleprompters are for elitists.

  154. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:38

    I wonder how long it’ll take some oh-so-not-racist to make a crack about how Obama couldn’t write anything on his palm because, you know, contrast and all that.

  155. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:44

    I wonder how long it’ll take some oh-so-not-racist to make a crack about how Obama couldn’t write anything on his palm because, you know, contrast and all that.

    I dunno, how long before some racist writes that racist thing you wrote?

  156. Whale Chowder said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:48

    that’s going to cause some headscartching

    I’m certainly scartching my head.

    Are you thinking a miata has a rotary? (stig-miata, get it?)

  157. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:51

    I dunno, how long before some racist writes that racist thing you wrote?

    I dunno, about as long as it took some ass to write that asinine thing you wrote.

  158. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:52

    Well, it is by Mazda which used to Wankel its engines…

  159. Oregon Beer Snob said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:54

    The RX8 still uses a Wankel. None of the other Mazdas do though, unfortunately.

  160. Whale Chowder said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:55

    Well, it is by Mazda which used to Wankel its engines…

    They’ve gone into therapy for that.

    Now the RX-8 is their only rotary with the new (-ish) Renesis engine.

    </car nerd>

  161. Whale Chowder said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:56

    Or I could just say, “What Oregon Beer Snob said”…

  162. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 20:56

    I dunno, about as long as it took some ass to write that asinine thing you wrote.

    Defensive racist is defensive.

  163. cat_named_zoe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:06

    Want to know why Sarah winks so much? She has notes on the inside of her eyelids.

  164. Carrie Prejean's Schlick Flick said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:06

    GG has a boat on this river, too.

    I may be switching boats, but I’m certainly not going ashore.

  165. Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:10

    Yes, long time nutbar and republican (redundant) senate candidate Andy Trigona-Martian is really a liberal Democrat.

  166. Travis D said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:23

    ol Ana Marie got a bit of the googly eye going on there

  167. PeeJ said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:23

    [...] after narrowing down to three things she wanted to write down to make sure she remembered…she crossed one of them out and changed it.

    Occam’s razor: She was taking dictation.

  168. Xecky Gilchrist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:24

    Palin’s chief obstacle to a presidential run is finding a running mate who doesn’t outshine her intellectually.

    Dan Quayle has a proven track record.

  169. g said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:32

    Oh, snap!! Dennis is so sharp!

  170. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:33

    This is blowing my mind.

    Ur doin it rong.

  171. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:34

    Dan Quayle has a proven track record.

    I dunno. Given he looked stupid 15 years ago and the general stoopid has gone through the roof since then, he may be extremely overqualified for the job.

  172. Jennifer said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:35

    Uh, Bitter Scribe is not a racist. He’s good people.

    You believe in my hand-job theory too! I feel so validated.

    Well, let’s face – Palin’s entire appearance was basically a hand-job for Teabagger Nation.

  173. Dennis also said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:36

    Hand jobs. Wankels.

    Do you suppose Palin has leaky apex seals too?

  174. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:38

    Uh, Bitter Scribe is not a racist. He’s good people.

    Yeah, the racist charge is too much. But what he wrote was racist and unfunny besides and his response so silly that what the heck. Can’t remember taking issue with him/her before. He/she can feel free to call me on my shit when I screw up.

  175. Dennis also said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:39

    I dunno. Given he looked stupid 15 years ago and the general stoopid has gone through the roof since then, he may be extremely overqualified for the job.

    I remember seeing him in an interview some years back and thinking that, compared to Bush, he looked positively scintillating.

    Then I wept.

  176. J— said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:39

    Mein Führer!

    Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again.

  177. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:41

    Do you suppose Palin has leaky apex seals too?

    I wouldn’t know, but I’d bet she’s blown a few gaskets in all of the five colleges she had to attend before someone kicked her out.

  178. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:41

    You can’t even FYWP! any more.

  179. J— said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:43

    I’m going to add that “Your comment was a bit too short” admonition to future comments just to avoid getting it again.

  180. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:48

    FYWP
    Your comment was a bit too short. Please go back and try again.

    We must have hurt its feelings.

  181. N.C. said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:49

    I wonder how long it’ll take some genital-obsessed penis lover to make a crack about veiled references.

  182. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:52

    Your Daily Meditation:

    You know you’re getting old when “unplugged” means your favorite rocker is switching to a toupee.

  183. Marion in Savannah said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:53

    Joe Biden is a rocker?

  184. smedley said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:54

    To get back to the issue at, ahem, hand: Why is it that the only time someone like Lowry gets to debate someone who does not share his own views, it turns out to be someone like Cox, who, as GG says, seems to be auditioning to be the next Fox News Democrat? Clearly this is not by accident. So, I guess the real question is “What can be done to stop it?”

  185. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:57

    Why is it that the only time someone like Lowry gets to debate someone who does not share his own views, it turns out to be someone like Cox, who, as GG says, seems to be auditioning to be the next Fox News Democrat?

    Perhaps Sylvester Stallone can provide the answer:

    Mickey: No, he ain’t just another fighter! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he’s hungry! Hell, you ain’t been hungry since you won that belt.
    Rocky Balboa: What are you talkin’ about? I had ten title defenses.
    Mickey: That was easy.
    Rocky Balboa: What you mean, “easy”?
    Mickey: They was hand-picked!
    Rocky Balboa: Setups?
    Mickey: Nah, they wasn’t setups. They was good fighters, but they wasn’t killers like this guy. He’ll knock you to tomorrow, Rock!

  186. commie atheist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:57

    Definitely not getting off the boat after reading this at Greenwald’s place:

    National Review Editor Rich Lowry finds this very upsetting, and the following was said by him during a chat he had yesterday with Ana Marie Cox (who, just by the way, appears to be eagerly auditioning for a role as a Fox News Democrat, as she assured Lowry that Markos is “to the far left of me”; agreed that a recent Daily Kos poll showing the extremism of the GOP rank-and-file was terribly unfair and misleading; and found Moulitsas’ thesis to be “incredibly inflammatory and extremist,” which prompted the sought-after “reasonable liberal” head-pat from Lowry: “you’re on a roll; keep agreeing with me”)

    Cox really has her schtick down, doesn’t she? She goes on Maddow’s show and makes fun of conservatives, then she goes on BloggingHeadsUpTheirAsses with Rich Lowry and makes fun of liberals. Not so much a Fox News Democrat as she is an unprincipled hack who agrees with whoever’s paying the bills.

  187. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:58

    Not so much a Fox News Democrat as she is an unprincipled hack who agrees with whoever’s paying the bills.

    You make that sound like a bad thing.

  188. commie atheist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 21:59

    And the slowness of my fingers is matched only by the glacial-like workings of my mind.

  189. tigrismus said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:01

    And the slowness of my fingers is matched only by the glacial-like workings of my mind.

    If it starts calving let the zombie know.

  190. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:04

    Let’s try this again and FYWP.

    I remember seeing him in an interview some years back and thinking that, compared to Bush, he looked positively scintillating.

    Richard Milhouse Nixon is, IMO, far superior to anyone the Republican Party has put on the national stage in the past thirty years.

    Fucking Nixon.

    Wept, indeed.

  191. Till said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:06

    an unprincipled hack who agrees with whoever’s paying the bills.

    Pretty much. It’s the Gawker ethos, which is gossiping about and making fun of everyone and being unfunny, and not giving a shit about any of it. Trolling for profit.

    Gina Trapani manages to be the ridiculously awesome exception to that rule, fortunately.

  192. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:07

    It isn’t just that they’re getting new dumb candidates either. The ones they get have their minds decay.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw4Bhmm22xo

  193. Carrie Prejean's Schlick Flick said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:07

    Thankfully, I brought some C-rations, a chocolate bar, and a couple of tabs of windowpane.

  194. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:11

    It isn’t just that they’re getting new dumb candidates either. The ones they get have their minds decay.

    I couldn’t watch more than 30 seconds of W in the second example. Too damn depressing.

  195. commie atheist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:12

    If it starts calving let the zombie know.

    Not enough left, due to 52 years of anthropogenic meltdown.

  196. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:16

    Clearly this is not by accident. So, I guess the real question is “What can be done to stop it?”

    I really don’t know. But in lieu of a solution, I would support the idea of feeding Rich Lowry a series of urinal cakes.

    But that’s just me.

  197. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:17

    Not enough left, due to 52 years of anthropogenic meltdown.

    Ah, yoot and der big woids.

  198. Rusty Shackleford said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:18

    I liked Bush better when he had that black bar with words and numbers on it over his mouth.

  199. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:19

    Not so much a Fox News Democrat as she is an unprincipled hack who agrees with whoever’s paying the bills.

    I agree.

  200. Looch said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:21

    Not so much a Fox News Democrat as she is an unprincipled hack who agrees with whoever’s paying the bills.

    Foil lite.

  201. Whale Chowder said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:28

    Not enough left, due to 52 years of anthropogenic meltdown.

    Great, you’re right on track to be Veep candidate material!

  202. t4toby said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:30

    Also. Cox .

  203. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:35

    Also. Cox .

    Veiled penix reference.

  204. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:39

    I’m a lover, not a fighter.

    Hump my leg and I’m having you fixed.

  205. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:41

    Hump my leg and I’m having you fixed.

    Get enough beer in my belly and you may have to.

  206. N__B said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:48

    Get enough beer in my belly and you may have to.

    I guess that means you’re [ahem] coming tonight.

  207. commie atheist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:48

    A commenter at TBogg’s place posted this fun little clip featuring Atlas Pam and Little Ronnie Reagan:

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2010/02/09/joy.pres.palin.cnn?hpt=T2

    Pam’s looking a bit, um, tired these days.

  208. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:48

    Still not sure what time I’ll get there. You may be safe without a cork and rubber band.

  209. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:51

    this fun little clip

    I’ve been waiting for that, but CNN can’t get the aspect ratio right?

  210. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 22:56

    Okay, done complaining. That’s awesome.

  211. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:00

    And Robert Gibbs strikes back at Palin

  212. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:02

    Okay, done complaining. That’s awesome.

    And yet, the Trike Force claims Pammy won…

  213. commie atheist said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:11

    The great Pamela Geller from Atlas Shrugs destroyed Ron Reagan Jr., Joy Behar and her other hateful liberal guest on the Behar Show last night.

    “Destroyed” – I do not think that word means what the fucking re-, um, Mr. Hoft thinks it means.

    My favorite part is when Pam shrieks about Ron Reagan, “He doesn’t share the epistemology of his fawthuh!”

  214. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:11

    Pam defending the quitting was hilarious.

  215. actor212 said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:16

    The great Pamela Geller from Atlas Shrugs destroyed Ron Reagan Jr., Joy Behar and her other hateful liberal guest on the Behar Show last night.

    They say of Steve Jobs that he has a “reality distortion field” cloaking him.

    I really wish he hadn’t leased it out to the Republicans.

  216. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 9, 2010 at 23:49

    Jennifer: Thanks.

    Substance: I don’t think what I wrote was racist, but I’ll give you unfunny.

  217. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:03

    my favorite part came just before the epistemology thing, when she was shrieking at Reagan that he didn’t know his father.

    She said it 3, maybe 4 times before I think she figured out how insane that sounded, and changed to teh epistemology thing.

    Also, TELEPRAWMPTAH.

  218. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:08

    Substance: I don’t think what I wrote was racist, but I’ll give you unfunny.

    Substance: I don’t think what I wrote was racist, but I’ll give you unfunny.

    It’s the usual fine line. IMO it’s a have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too thing.

    So, I write something I know I would never say.
    I put it in some guy’s mouth and I get to say it.

    Obviously that doesn’t make, say, the folks who wrote Archie Bunker’s dialogue racist – Archie was a buffoon who doomed himself with such statements, and fine.

    In this case, the wish to have a hypothetical individual take responsibility for the creatively racist thoughts from your head was creepy, and still, for my money, a racist comment.

    In any case I make such mistakes and I could have been less mean about it. My apologies.

  219. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:11

    FYWP for making me write FUCK YOU WORDPRESS.

  220. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:13

    Substance is a meanie and has an unhealthy obsession with whale-penis oriented clack metal bands.

  221. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:19

    Zombies will be BLOODROCUTED.

  222. J— said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:19

    Governor Palin quit because the Lower 48 said, “Come play with us, Sarah. Come play with us forever and ever.”

  223. Looch said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:27

    The great Pamela Geller from Atlas Shrugs destroyed Ron Reagan Jr., Joy Behar and her other hateful liberal guest on the Behar Show last night.

    “That dreamy Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl and the EssEmEss got the score reversed!”

  224. M. Bouffant said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:46

    I’ve been waiting for that, but CNN can’t get the aspect ratio right?

    Saw it on the re-run, it was shot w/ 4:3 cameras, not 16:9 “HD.”

    Guess their web people aren’t too damn smart.

  225. M. Bouffant said,

    February 10, 2010 at 0:51

    her other hateful liberal guest

    The lovely & talented Stephanie Miller, available 9-12 ET. Dig her here.

  226. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:01

    Guess their web people aren’t too damn smart.

    well, to be fair, I am sure they have executive bonuses to fund, and so the video was formatted by the guy who delivers sandwiches, in lieu of a tip.

    And even so, he delivered more value than the top 40% of the corporation.

    yes I am bitter. time to start a black metal band. that’s ‘black metal’, not ‘clack metal’ as some imposter yonked up above.

  227. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:01

    However, I am SO going into my next meeting with notes written on my hand.

  228. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:03

    ‘black metal’, not ‘clack metal’

    I honestly did not figure out what “clack” meant. Gonna have to smoke some dope to keep the old noggin in tip-top shape.

  229. Xecky Gilchrist said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:13

    I remember seeing him in an interview some years back and thinking that, compared to Bush, he looked positively scintillating.

    You know, I was a bit hasty criticizing the guy. Imbecility has indeed lurched quite a ways forward in recent decades.

    I was mainly thinking that Quayle has a track record of being successful as a presidential-candidate-not-outshiner.

  230. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:17

    Comes from hangin out with folks like Actor and N__B. typos are infectious, yanno

  231. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:18

    although, having listened to some of Substance’s young folks, “Clack” metal certainly gives an accurate impression….

  232. tigrismus said,

    February 10, 2010 at 1:33

    In any case I make such mistakes and I could have been less mean about it. My apologies.

    MAKE-UP SEX!!!

  233. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 2:13

    MAKE-UP SEX!!!

    Am I so ugly that I have to paint my face LIKE A WHORE?

  234. Bitter Scribe said,

    February 10, 2010 at 2:17

    Substance: No worries, and you can leave your face alone.

  235. zombie rotten mcdonald said,

    February 10, 2010 at 3:53

    I wouldn’t be that quick to say so, Bitter, let’s see a piccy first.

  236. Substance McGravitas said,

    February 10, 2010 at 6:40

    Quote from Michelle Malkin at the very end of this BBC podcast:

    This is the greatest country on God’s green Earth, and we will not apologize for our extremism in defending it.

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