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Sometimes The Comedy Writes Itself
From Cynthia Yuckley, A Conserative Lesbian, aka Robert Stacy McCain’s butchest friend:
Updated, 1/29/2010, Fri.:
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One of the most important things to understand about Obama is that he is a sociopath, in the clinical sense. People have caught on to his narcissism, but they do not understand his sociopathy. In a nutshell, he lives to control people, assert power and make people jump. All of the promises he makes are intended to get people to hand over their power and money to him voluntarily.
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If you enjoy my blog, please buy me a cafe latte for $2.95, or cafe latte and a sandwich for $7.95, or add a salad for $11.95!
PeeJ of PENIS said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:50
From Cynthia Yuckley
What’s her real name?
Jennifer said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:51
For some reason, Cynthia Yockey: Conservative Lesbian reminds me of this.
Stephen said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:52
Of the many things about Yuckley in general and this post in particular worthy of criticism, I choose this one:
Anyone who continually says “cafe latte” rather than just “latte” is a douchebag.
Stephen said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:52
Yockey. Cynthia Yockey. “Yuckley” sounded too plausible.
TheWrathOfOliverKhan said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:58
Jennifer, I knew exactly where you were going before I even clicked on the link.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
January 30, 2010 at 21:59
A conswearative lesbian?
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Marco said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:00
” … in fact, it was the very day that Obama signed the $787 billion stimulus package into law. THAT’S how dark that day was! So that is why I referred to “conservatism losing ground.” Last February it certainly was. Thankfully, Obama has completely turned that around. I am just one of the very first new fiscal conservatives he has made.” – Cindy
Ah, a new fiscal conservative, much like the new strict constitutionalists and small government only fans who magically sprung to life after 8 years of mad spending, constitutional-as-wet nap and enormous government growth.
And it only took a black man as boss to birth them. Awesome.
Jennifer said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:04
I couldn’t help myself. I posted the following over at Yuckley’s place:
Let’s see if it ever makes it out of moderation.
Grace Nearing said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:08
Jennifer: As I recall, *ridicule* is Saul Alinsky Rule No. 5. Tsk. Tsk. That’s one lesbian Alinsky-ite who’s never going to get invited to the Tea Party.
justme said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:14
Jennifer, it’ll never make it. It’s human-speak. The spelling and grammar are understandable, and there aren’t any virtual spittle-flecks.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:15
The fact is, the comments on Yockey’s blog are well-reasoned and unbiased, well the comments here are always full of unhinged leftist rage.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:16
The fact is, what Obama is doing is straight from the Hitler playbook. Big government, high taxes, religion banned, guns taken. I don’t think the military will accept his authority when he orders them to subjugate the Heartland.
PeeJ of PENIS said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:16
Ahhh. Having resolved to never, ever eat mangoes again, I stayed firmly ITB. I thought Yuckley was her real name.
J— said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:17
and make people jump
That accounts for one-half of Kris Kross. I wonder what ever happened with the other half.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:17
The fact is, Obama, like Hitler, will use any excuse to expand his power. He is also a psycho path , and will stop at nothiong to destroy the consitution and no taxes and little goverment, as well as sacred rights of man given by God.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:18
The fact is, Obama is trying to take all are freedome away. I want My Country back!
Chris said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:24
“He is also a psycho path , and will stop at nothiong to destroy the consitution and no taxes and little goverment”
Please point to a single period in our nation’s history when NO TAXES was the rule? Since you’ve blathering about “our military,” how the hell do you expect to maintain them with a NO TAXES government?
Hell, one of the first things George Washington did in this country was to put down a revolt by the original teabaggers (Whiskey Rebellion), the people who thought it was unconstitutional and unAmerican for the government to raise taxes. I guess old George was a freaking socialist, then.
Also, “psycho path” is a single word, Great One.
Chris said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:26
“If you enjoy my blog, please buy me a cafe latte for $2.95, or cafe latte and a sandwich for $7.95, or add a salad for $11.95!”
And the correct response is ‘you’re a hard-nosed rugged individualist, pay for your own damn food, you freeloading fuck.’
Sirius Lunacy said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:28
Here is proof. Obama is working with Collier County Code Enforcemeny Board to take away free domes in Florida.
Woodrowfan said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:29
Chris, the original settlers at Jamestown paid no taxes. of course 95% of them died in less than 2 years, but still….
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:31
“psycho path”
veiled transvestite reference.
and fake Gary, now you are just phoning it in.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:32
I want my free domes back!
Defective Gary Ruppert said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:32
TheThe fact is fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is The fact is
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:35
“how the hell do you expect to maintain them with a NO TAXES government?”
Corporate donations?
El Cid said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:35
We need to get back to the real, original patriot America, where we mainly exported tobacco and furs and frequently starved so bad we had to dig corpses out of the ground for food.
El Cid said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:36
If we would just finally eliminate all the taxes, we wouldn’t have all these problems with the deficit.
coughupahairball said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:40
The fact is, honey, you are a stupid cow, in the clinical sense.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:41
We should tax stupidity. This will balance the budget.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:43
Haiti has very low taxes but alas no free domes.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:48
In Obamerica cafe latte buys you.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:49
please buy me a cafe latte for $2.95, or cafe latte and a sandwich for $7.95, or add a salad for $11.95!
I wonder how much it would cost to buy her a cup of STFU.
Chris said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:50
“We need to get back to the real, original patriot America, where we mainly exported tobacco and furs and frequently starved so bad we had to dig corpses out of the ground for food.”
… and “darkies” were in their “proper place.”
PeeJ of PENIS said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:50
Howz ’bout we just go back to the glory days of the 1950′s and reinstate the top rate at 90%.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:54
Ike was a commie?
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:54
We should tax stupidity.
isn’t that the lottery?
Woody Tobias Jr said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:56
Will James O’Keefe roll over on Andrew Breitbart? I might pay to see Dennis Hastert roll over Andrew Breitbart…and roll back again, and roll over him again, and roll back again.
gocart mozart said,
January 30, 2010 at 22:56
Latte? I thought railmurkins only drank weekass Chock Full O’Nuts?
Olexicon said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:01
I was walking down the psycho path
Smiling Mortician said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:03
Also, “psycho path” is a single word
In fairness, it’s possible Gary’s just talking about where he rides his trike.
Smiling Mortician said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:06
I wonder how much it would cost to buy her a cup of STFU.
Priceless.
Jennifer said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:10
Just as I suspected, my comment will remain in “moderation” limbo for eternity…it seems that Obama mopping the floor with what passes for conservative “ideas” is unmentionable not just on Fox News, but on conservative blogs as well.
CLAP LOUDER!!!
Green Eagle said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:12
My favorite line from Cynthia’s article:
“Such is my genius-brilliance that I wrote this post LAST YEAR. ”
Well, there you go. I guess she told us.
stryx said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:15
The tight fiscal dyke is hungry.
And Andy, the important thing to get from that photo is this:
no matter how long you grow the sides, Male Pattern Baldness will always win.
Major Kong said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:15
Conservative lesbian?
Isn’t that kind of like Chickens for Colonel Sanders?
Woody Tobias Jr said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:20
When Breitbart goes to prison for conspiracy for attempting to wiretap a senator, he’ll have a new site, BigAsshole, where he will undoubtedly have many visitors.
El Cid said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:24
More like Turkeys Voting For Christmas.
tigrismus said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:40
Anyone who continually says “cafe latte” rather than just “latte” is a douchebag.
Nuts.
I don’t think the military will accept his authority when he orders them to subjugate the Heartland.
Sounds like there’s ergot in the rye this year.
“Such is my genius-brilliance that I wrote this post LAST YEAR. ”
Hee hee, she then goes on to mention Obama’s narcissism. Cry for help or just clueless as fuck?
M. Bouffant said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:42
So, now you’re saying the President is another Pat Robertson, James Dobson, yada yada?
I mean, it’s a free country, w/ free markets, right? So if someone can convince you to turn over your money & power to them WITHOUT COERCION, what’s the big deal? You wouldn’t want gov’t. regulation to stifle the free exchange of goods & services, would you?
Felonious Monk said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:44
Wall-to-wall exposure of Obama to his Kryptonite: we must ridicule, mock, shame, belittle, parody, satirize and lampoon him in every way until he is the global and historic laughingstock that he deserves to be.
Ah, I love it when they come out and say it directly. They want nothing but power, and they will squeal like stuck pigs when it’s taken away. Any ACTUAL GOVERNING getting in there, guys? How do these people actually convince the mainstream that they want to compromise and solve problems, and a-bloo-bloo-bloo they’re just not getting attention?
g said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:44
we must ridicule, mock, shame, belittle, parody, satirize and lampoon him in every way
My, what passes for strategery in the Republican party these days.
Citizen_X said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:48
Can I pay in confederate money?
Lesley said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:52
Conlesbian’s latest post on the “unpleasantly uppity”ness of homosexuals is a must see.
freelancer said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:53
The last 9 years, I have been begging conservatives to define “freedom” as they obviously have no consistent definition of the word. Silly me, they’ve been talking about Free Domes the whole fucking time!
“They meh teke err lives, but they’ll ne’er teke ooor Free Dome!”
g said,
January 30, 2010 at 23:57
One of the most important things to understand about Obama is that he is a sociopath, in the clinical sense.
I know that there were those on the left that “psychoanalyzed” Bush, but how the fuck does someone justify saying something like this? I mean, I can’t even figure out what attribute or act of Obama’s that a reasonable person could come to this conclusion from.
“Socialist” – perhaps, by some screwed up ignorance about political theories, but what in Obama’s background and demeanor could she possibly derive sociopath from – without first stumbling over George W. Bush?
Profile of the Sociopath
Felonious Monk said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:04
Profile of the Sociopath
Don’t all of those apply to huge numbers of Republicans? Except maybe the parts of sex?
freelancer said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:10
and as a btw: Aside from S,N! editors marvelling at a years old thread containing an ongoing Nazi-Fight, Who the fuck UPDATES a year old post?
Genius-brilliance, she haz it.
Wyatt Watts III said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:16
Yockey. Cynthia Yockey.
She’d like her cafe latte shaken, not stirred.
Chris said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:19
“Conlesbian’s latest post on the “unpleasantly uppity”ness of homosexuals is a must see.”
It’s really amazing to hear from people who rally to the GOP despite the fact that the party hates their guts from the bottom of its black heart.
CL isn’t the first homosexual (usually in the intellectual, elite end of the party) who sides with the GOP because they both hate Muslims (and/or nonwhite minorities). Conversely, you’re got a fair share of Hispanics or Asians who vote Republican because they’re socially conservative (i.e. they hate gay people too). And I’m not even talking about the number of Irish, Polish, Italian and other immigrants who were persecuted by the GOP for years, finally ‘won’ their America-cred in the 20th century and figure “I’ve got mine now, so fuck the blacks/Hispanics/Muslims/whatever).”
The common thread running in the entire right wing movement is hate. A movement that (dare I say it) sociopathic should be easy to rally people against, but somehow it isn’t.
Trilateral Chairman said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:20
Except maybe the parts of sex?
Well, considering David Vitter, Mark Sanford, Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., I’d have to say that they apply quite well.
POOP said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:21
“conservative lesbian” = lesbian who nonetheless still likes pricks?
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:22
Wall-to-wall exposure of Obama to his Kryptonite: we must ridicule, mock, shame, belittle, parody, satirize and lampoon him in every way until he is the global and historic laughingstock that he deserves to be.
How’s that working for ya, Sweetie?
M. Bouffant said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:24
Well, at last someone had the yockeys to admit it (from Lesley’s link above):
It’s official: “Our” soldiers are the enemies of Islam!
P.S.: I’m sure the exact same “rules of propriety” (Because we can’t have trained murderers be improper.) would be applied, of course.
Troullé said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:27
I heard that this man wants to provide everyone with health insurance!!! A clear sign of being on the Socio Path if I ever saw one!!!
Did you ever notice how SOCiopath and SOCialism and SOCial Security and SOCcer start with the same letters??? Of course you wouldn’t, you eagle-hating marxo-fascist libtards!!!
Take that, libs!!!
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:32
Latte? I thought railmurkins only drank weekass Chock Full O’Nuts?
Nah, real ‘merkins don’t drink Chock Full O’ Nuts, it was founded in NYC by a Russkie immigrant, and hired a black VP before any mandates were put in place by activist judges. Real ‘merkins drink mercury tainted, fluoride-free water, white lightning, and Natural Light.
Male Pattern Baldness will always win.
WOOT!
M. Bouffant said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:33
From Yuck’s bog-roll I checked HillBuzz, who seem to be having a fit about something delusional, & are calling on their army of Nimrods to “out” the Rumproast typists.
ckc (not kc) said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:36
By the 1960s, the chain had approximately 80 restaurants in the New York City area. Hygiene was a selling point, with the sandwiches advertised as “untouched by human hands”. Cooks used tongs to assemble them.
…yer sandwich tastes like shit, but it sure is clean!
El Cid said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:41
Real Amurkins drank Sanka until them damn yuppie fags forced the truck stops to have fresh coffee and cappuccino machines.
ckc (not kc) said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:42
We’ve been told all of these people are all connected, and work in cahoots.
…I’ve tried working in a cahoot – my legs cramp up and I lose my concentration.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:49
From Yuck’s bog-roll I checked HillBuzz, who seem to be having a fit
Sounds like a call to arms!
a reader said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:58
lol what
a reader said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:58
oops didn’t close tag!
Kobie said,
January 31, 2010 at 0:59
Is there any way to just block the name “Gary Ruppert”? The fake Garys are more irritating than the real one (if there ever was a real one).
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:03
Cynthia Yockey Kama Sutra- DO NOT WANT!
ckc (not kc) said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:12
…10 different body types based on the combinations of the three doshas
…combinatorial fail
M. Bouffant said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:13
Well, that’s different, then. Totally foundational.
tigrismus said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:19
Kobie:
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/6541
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/53593 (with several others linked from this one)
I had to Google it, which I have to do every time. What a pitta.
N__B said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:20
Thanks to B^4, I can now relive another portion of my childhood. [clears throat]
Chock Full of Nuts
Is that heavenly coffee
Heavenly coffee
Heavenly coffee
Chock Full of Nuts
Is that heavenly coffee
Heavenly coffee
Heavenly coffee
Better coffee a millionaire’s
Money can’t buy.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:34
Better coffee a millionaire’s
Money can’t buy.
But a millionaire can buy coffee made with civet POOP.
Anthony said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:40
I like how she calls him a sociopath in the “clinical sense” and then continues to describe him in the cartoon movie villian definition of sociopath
commie atheist said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:44
From Yuck’s bog-roll I checked HillBuzz, who seem to be having a fit about something delusional, & are calling on their army of Nimrods to “out” the Rumproast typists.
Wow, those people are scary. The word “delusional” hardly does them justice.
Lawnguylander said,
January 31, 2010 at 1:47
From Yuck’s bog-roll I checked HillBuzz, who seem to be having a fit about something delusional, & are calling on their army of Nimrods to “out” the Rumproast typists.
I think it’s high time somebody admitted to them that Gary Ruppert is behind the whole thing. That way maybe they’ll stop printing the personal information of people who’ve never even visited any of the blogs they’re targeting. Gary is expendable after all but I hope they never find out that he works for Amy Alkon.
tipp said,
January 31, 2010 at 2:00
Can I pay in confederate money?
No, but Galt-Bucks will do.
Bitter Scribe said,
January 31, 2010 at 2:53
I might pay to see Dennis Hastert roll over Andrew Breitbart…and roll back again, and roll over him again, and roll back again.
Hastert occasionally comes to the local symphony, and they’re performing tonight. I’ll ask him if I see him.
(A couple of months ago, he was sitting down front and on stage was the Democrat who replaced him. You could see the steam coming from his ears. It was beautiful.)
Felonious Monk said,
January 31, 2010 at 2:59
Oh yeah, how many Galt-Bucks do I need to redeem them for a lava lamp? Because, fuck it, I have been playing Skee-Ball forever and if you tell me I need more, I’ll LEAVE!
Smut Clyde said,
January 31, 2010 at 3:07
“In the clinical sense” is the new “literally”.
g said,
January 31, 2010 at 3:21
Bitter, are you in Aurora?
Smiling Mortician said,
January 31, 2010 at 3:24
Um, did anyone here order a fresh bucket of fail?
wiley said,
January 31, 2010 at 3:24
You know a guy who has part of his base convinced he’s a corporate sell-out, and part of his opposition convinced that he’s a socialist-islamist-communist-fascist dictator is not very good at being a sociopath.
Jennifer said,
January 31, 2010 at 3:57
From Smiling Mortician’s link, I see that the new group will be called American Action Network, or AAN.
I think a better name would be American Society of Sociopaths, or ASS.
Xecky Gilchrist said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:00
“In the clinical sense” is the new “literally”.
In what sense, Charlie?
guitarist manqué said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:02
Um, did anyone here order a fresh bucket of fail?
Thank you very much, and if anybody sees my waitress have her send another thousand failbeers up to the bandstand. Uh huh.
Whale Chowder said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:10
… bucket of fail
Mmmm. Love me some Rove-flavored fail. Maybe they and the Teabaggers will take each other out.
J— said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:11
Um, did anyone here order a fresh bucket of fail?
Okay, maybe, but you have to admit Jeb! Bush has bee looking quite presidential of late.
Gary Ruppert said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:11
The fact is, your liberal bias is why you will never sucseed in wining over The Heartland with your soclialism. Liberal media is always bias.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:22
Xecky, where’ve you been, lad? I was worried about you.
Okay, maybe, but you have to admit Jeb! Bush has bee looking quite presidential of late.
If only he runs… it’d be better than Palin/Trucknutz ’12!
Chris said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:32
“The fact is, your liberal bias is why you will never sucseed in wining over The Heartland with your soclialism. Liberal media is always bias.”
YAAAH!! Freedom and justice will always prevail over tyranny, baby sitter girl!
justme said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:34
Somebody ask about Republicans and fucked up sex?
Also, this just dawned on me, RE: Citizens United. Companies are now free to spend at will on political contests, because their money is equivalent to free speech, right? Now, I don’t know for sure how this is set up now, but won’t they be calling what they do spend a business expense and deduct it? So, they now have their speech on our dime. Lovely.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
Jeb Bush 2012 said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:39
Extending the legacy of a true moral majority towards a shining city on the hill of a thousand points of light with compassionate conservatism based upon the real math against islamofacism.
jim said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:41
Obama a sociopath? Yeah, uh, get back to me on that when you get the story about OBAMA making wounded soldiers pay for their own damaged body-armor, or perhaps playing a guitar & mugging for the cameras while an American city suffers a complete meltdown in the wake of a deadly hurricane. People’s memories may not be what they used to be – but unfortunately for your post, there’s this funny little thing called Google now.
“Wall-to-wall exposure of Obama to his Kryptonite: we must ridicule, mock, shame, belittle, parody, satirize and lampoon him in every way until he is the global and historic laughingstock that he deserves to be.”
Yes, the absolute best thing that American conservatives can do right now is to spend its precious time & energy not to reboot its tired old dogma or to try to attract voters under 50, but to produce more “An American Carol” or “HALF HOUR NEWS HOUR” epics … because Obama’s message that DC needs less partisan realpolitik & more actual positive results is such a ripe, slow-moving target for satire in 2010.
[ cross-posted from a comment that is awaiting
Teh Holy Grailmoderation, w/ apologies for basic grammar fail in last paragraph - for which I blame the Freemasons! ]Gary Ruppert said,
January 31, 2010 at 4:58
The fact is, because you liberals attacked Bush, we can attack Obama for anything. Anything at all. And he’s black.
Freedom Is Spreading said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:09
That’s right, Gary. Liberals hated Bush. Why do we have to love The One? We don’t and won’t. He is destroying the USA.
Felonious Monk said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:13
OK, hands up, fellow liberal America-destroyers. Anyone here unironically referred to Obama as “The One”? Ever? No? Um…how about “The Messiah?” “The Savior?” “Black Jesus?”
Really? No? Wow, I guess Troofie really is just a dumbass.
USA Apple Pie Mom said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:14
Not only that, but socialism. We must stop it, especially health care shoved down are throats. Stop the assult on our freedom!
N__B said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:15
Anyone here unironically referred to Obama as “The One”? Ever? No? Um…how about “The Messiah?” “The Savior?” “Black Jesus?”
I once – once, mind you – referred to him unironically as “our president.”
I hang my head in shame.
Johnny Mac said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:17
I called him “THAT one” once. Went over like a goddamn lead balloon I tell you.
The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:21
It’s always so cute when Gary invents an echo chamber for himself. Particularly USA Apple-Bottom Jeans Boots With the Fur; I can tell she’s the meth-ho older sister he never had.
Felonious Monk said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:29
Well, hello, Apple Pie Mom!
Gary Ruppert said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:33
The fact is, USA Apple Pie Mom’s existence makes me a transvestite, so I must punish myself with FREEDOM and also USA POWER but mostly cigarette butts to my scrotum.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:34
o hai! S’me.
Just popped in to say I’ve spent most of the day in the kitchen and to let those who will appreciate it know that I just drained the pork shoulder. Cut into inch-ish cubes, it was stewing in leaf lard with mexican oregano, cumin, garlic, ancho chili and orange slices. It’s very tender. I will now shred it a bit and pop it under the broiler to caramelize and crunchify a tad. We shall toss it into some tortillas with guacamole, sour cream and salsa fresca. And maybe other stuff, if I get to it. Who can say no to carnitas tacos?
I also made beans today which are now ready to “refrito,” Toss in some fire roasted green chiles and sprinkle with cotija, I think. To make it fancy, I adorn it with a couple homemade corn tortilla chips stuck in “upside down,” if you know what I mean. Gotta give it that height height height! Is that too gay?
A little rice pilaf (spanglish rice as I learned to make in San Antonio) is in process.
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Composed salad of shredded romaine, shredded carrot and diced tomato all dressed simply by drizzling on lemon juice and olive oil, plus salt and pepper.
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I’ll probably let the chicken stock (roasted them bones and parts good, I did) just simmer overnight.
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Brioche dough is resting in the fridge. I’ll bake some off early tomorrow morning then make it french toast for our brunch. Oh dear god! I know I bought oranges but do we have champagne for the mimosas?
So, what did you do today?
N__B said,
January 31, 2010 at 5:48
So, what did you do today?
Worked. Hung out with the Mrs. Ate. Snarked.
Was.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:04
PeeJ, did you save the cracklings? DID YOU SAVE THE CRACKLINGS?
So, what did you do today?
I taught small children how to fight, then went to work.
I did the refritos with cotija thing a few days ago- jim’s exhortation for us to cultivate a taste for hobo beans a few days ago made me hungry.
Sheesh said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:04
Hey J–,
That accounts for one-half of Kris Kross? You have won it all, yet again. (Now let me read the rest of the thread to make sure…)
N__B said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:06
I taught small children how to fight, then went to work.
A real man would get paid for the child fight club.
The Non-Lester The Giant Ape Memorial Barbecue said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:08
I think this video pretty much sums up the Obama psychology, as understood by Ms Yuckley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LKlvBcNuYM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:08
A real man would get paid for the child fight club.
The happy faces of fighting children is enough for me.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:18
PeeJ, did you save the cracklings? DID YOU SAVE THE CRACKLINGS?
Fuck no!
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We ate them, of course. Fresh and crispy. But you must understand, it would be a travesty to have plain pr0k rinds so I dusted them with a soupcon of allspice and half-sharp Ungarnischer paprika.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:21
This blog’s culinary cred has dropped into le toilette. Not to mention the POOP shortage.
Thank gawd, PENIS may still be found in abundance.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:24
We ate them, of course. Fresh and crispy.
Of course, that is the correct answer, but I am partial to mofongo con cerdo.
Substance McGravitas said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:24
Ahem.
Charles Barkley’s Giant Cave Cricket Quiche
Ingredients:
1 jigger giant cave cricket
1 gall of goat, spastically dressed
1 Indian curd cheese
4 sticks kobold wyrmpriest nose
3 pounds flour
5 cans salt
Frightfully begin praying. Cream the giant cave cricket with a large egg slicer. Use a food processor to combine the Indian curd cheese with the gall of goat. Stuff the resulting potion into the giant cave cricket. Butter – very insensibly – the kobold wyrmpriest nose, flour, and the salt. Knead everything together. Grill for 103 hours. Serves 3 enemies with seething stomachs.
Big Bad Bald Bastard said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:28
First, they creamed the giant cave crickets, but I did nothing, for I was not a giant cave cricket.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:29
mofongo con cerdo.
Tomorrow! Monday, at the latest.
1 gall of goat, spastically dressed
“Gall” of goat? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
tigrismus said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:30
Substance once again has nothing to offer vegetarians. Disappointing.
Sheesh said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:32
We need to get back to the real, original patriot America, where we mainly exported tobacco and furs and frequently starved so bad we had to dig corpses out of the ground for food.
Pardon me, El Cid, but do you have a modest proposal for what I might wear to such a dionner party?
N__B said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:33
This blog’s culinary cred has dropped into le toilette. Not to mention the POOP shortage.
Nothing in, nothing out. Or as it’s known in the SCOTUS, NINO.
Wunderkind said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:35
Well, she’s nuts. Next.
Sheesh said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:50
Coincidentally, when fighting giant cave crickets simultaneously with kobold wyrmpriests, one can cast fireball then delayed blast fireball to defeat them quickly AND PRECOOKED.
Sheesh said,
January 31, 2010 at 6:51
Hrm… but are their noses preserved?
Lesley said,
January 31, 2010 at 7:18
It’s really amazing to hear from people who rally to the GOP despite the fact that the party hates their guts from the bottom of its black heart.
Somebody a ways up compared ConLes to “chickens for Colonel Sanders”, which would be very true except chickens are smarter than your average log cabin Republican, apparently.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 7:53
It’s really amazing to hear from people who rally to the GOP despite the fact that the party hates their guts from the bottom of its black heart.
Please. Use their proper name: Log Cabin Republicans.
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 7:53
DAMN YOU LESLEY TO HELL!!!
Substance McGravitas said,
January 31, 2010 at 7:54
Did you not notice the meat?
PeeJ said,
January 31, 2010 at 8:04
Speaking of which, DO NOT go over to GayPutzRiot to find that there are no racists there. None. Nope. Nosirreee. None at all.
M. Bouffant said,
January 31, 2010 at 8:25
Can’t vegetarians just graze? I thought that was the entire appeal of the veggie life-style: No cooking, just eating whatever’s underfoot?
Chris said,
January 31, 2010 at 8:27
“Speaking of which, DO NOT go over to GayPutzRiot to find that there are no racists there. None. Nope. Nosirreee. None at all.”
I don’t even want to know. But why would you call yourself a “Putz?” Low self-esteem after spending too many years on the right?
Lesley said,
January 31, 2010 at 8:36
There’s a great line in Big Love where the polygamist prophet’s closeted gay son says about his homosexual experiences, ” I’m not gay, I just like to fool around.”
g said,
January 31, 2010 at 9:32
PeeJ, did you save the leftovers? Are there any for me?
I just served a pretty damn good dinner of leftover-ness – some leftover beef stew I made on Thursday, served with freshly made rice and a salad with roasted baby beets, and some warmed-over fried plantains from a Salvadoran restaurant last night.
Damned good, if I do say so myself.
Wyatt Watts III said,
January 31, 2010 at 9:36
Somebody a ways up compared ConLes to “chickens for Colonel Sanders”, which would be very true except chickens are smarter than your average log cabin Republican, apparently.
Why did the ConLes cross the road?
Because she was safety-pinned to Victor Davis Hanson.
commie atheist said,
January 31, 2010 at 10:18
Well, that’s a bucket of fail, all right.
Besides the guy who lost to Stuart Smalley, they’ve got Brother of Bush, Brain of Bush, failed cracker governor Barbour, and…Fred Malek, Nixon’s Jew Counter? Really? Damn, these people simply cannot be killed.
Tacitus Voltaire said,
January 31, 2010 at 10:22
he lives to control
surely, the total control that obama has over congress is truly frightening. now that he has the power to command them to pass any legislation at his merest whim, can total world domination be far behind?
commie atheist said,
January 31, 2010 at 10:27
If you go to that Robert Stacy McCain link at the top and scroll down, you’ll see the classic photo of little person Matthew Vadum peeing his pants due to his close proximity to a Conservative Lisbon.
By the way, Ms. Yuckey sez:
I guess one way that conservatives can “make people confident in their individuality again” is by separating themselves into identity groups, i.e. Conservative Lesbians. That should do the trick.
not a gator said,
January 31, 2010 at 11:12
I don’t think you could even hang that sociopath millstone around GWB’s neck. He lacks empathy, yes. But sociopath is pretty extreme.
purpleOnion said,
January 31, 2010 at 11:58
Is President Obama a televangelist. It’s rhetorical. Televangelists are professionals who have learned the art of separating people from their money without violence; followers give their money voluntarily. In America voluntary is a big deal. The single most important principle people are willing to fight and die for is the absolute right, without consequence, to exploit whomever they choose, where they choose, and when they choose. The right to harvest suckers has its foundation argued in the following manner, “If the good lord did not intend for suckers to be harvested why does he make so many of them.” It’s rhetorical.
purpleOnion said,
January 31, 2010 at 12:19
…Big Love
…as if men and women wake each morning and ask themselves, “do I want to bonk a woman today or do I feel like bonking a man. Is it hairy ass or smooth ass that turns me on today. I’ll have to wait until I’ve had my first cup of coffee to decide whether I should go see Bob or if Liz is more to my taste today. Ho hum, let’s see what’s in the Modern Living section of the newspaper.”
They can’t help promoting their self-righteous belief that one’s sexuality is a choice rather than innate to the individual and it may be for them. As for myself it would require extreme violence and a born again experience before I’d consider seeing Bob.
George W Bush said,
January 31, 2010 at 12:19
Give me your money or else terrorists will kill you.
Support our troops during war because you are unamerican if you don’t. And the fact that it is a volenteer military paid for with your taxes doesn’t give you the right to oppose me. Just be like the guy over there, be grateful that there is no draft.
Am I a televangelist? I like jesus. What does rhetorical mean?
guitarist manqué said,
January 31, 2010 at 13:40
The time difference means that I’m in the music room when you left coasters start cooking. Last night: soufflé and salad. Spinach soufflé with lardons, onions and leftover brie. I’ve been on a lardons kick since I discovered that my local butcher makes what he calls ‘white bacon’, having never been to France. I’ve been using it in all kinds of goodness: shiu mai, oyster stuffing for turkey, oysters Rockefeller. I haven’t done the Escoffier thing yet and cut it into yarn size strips and thread it through a roast bird but I’m going to.
actor212 said,
January 31, 2010 at 14:51
Well, nothing like self-referential irony to indicate true sociopathy…
A concerned citizen said,
January 31, 2010 at 15:42
Cheney is such an obvious sociopath (and Rumsfeld, though it came out less in public) I don’t understand why people put that label on Bush.
Somebody capable of feeling the whole range of emotions who just prefers self-righteous smugness most of the time is a douchebag, not a sociopath.
Somebody who drinks/drank a lot to mask Some Deep Emotional Shit is almost definitely not a sociopath.
Somebody capable of shooting their best friend in the face and not be at all emotionally affected by it is a sociopath.
Other famous sociopaths include basketball great Kobe Bryant and famous Alaskan humorist Sarah Palin.
TR said,
January 31, 2010 at 15:52
“Conservatives need to ponder how to make people confident in their individuality again because when they are, the demand for conservatism will follow.”
Megadittoes, Rush! Megadittoes!
TR said,
January 31, 2010 at 16:10
Speaking of conservative lesbians, Mitch McConnell is on CNN right now.
Rusty Shackleford said,
January 31, 2010 at 16:53
Ole Miss may have its problems, but it deserves better than to be associated with Breitblart and Yuckley.
The Kid from Kounty Meath said,
January 31, 2010 at 18:04
What about McCoy? I realize he’s a fictional character, but a fictional character is so preferable to Andy Wetfart it’s not even funny.
John D. said,
January 31, 2010 at 18:46
As a gay male, I can honestly say I see little to laugh at when it comes to the scumbag likes of Ms. Yuckey. The only question is whether she’s genuinely insane or is just another whore trying to leap aboard the far right gravy train. Either way, contempt is the least she deserves.
zombie rotten mcdonald said,
January 31, 2010 at 19:11
John, she’s a lesbian who’s racist.
The Non-Lester The Giant Ape Memorial Barbecue said,
January 31, 2010 at 19:29
John’s just uptight because he knows he’ll be automatically conflated with the most extreme examples of his human subset, such as Ms Yocks, in the same way all cannibals get thrown into the same bag with Ed Gein, or all Nazis get compared with HITLER.
Now you understand I’m not trying to say homosexuality is the same as Nazism or cannibalism. I’m just saying has anybody noticed you never see them together in photographs? It makes you think. MAYBE THEY’RE THE SAME GUY!!
Jennifer said,
January 31, 2010 at 20:48
Gee, The Non-Lester The Giant Ape Memorial Barbecue, isn’t that the shorter of that David Brooks column from this past week?
Smut Clyde said,
January 31, 2010 at 22:14
Did someone mention giant cave crickets?
The Non-Lester The Giant Ape Memorial Barbecue said,
February 1, 2010 at 4:20
By the way, the front page over there at teh Ghey Patriarch has some of the funniest “methinks he doth protest too much” I’ve seen in quite some time:
“…all this hullabaloo has made me aware of mancrunch.com, a site with which I had heretofore been unfamiliar. Moreover, since I’m not going to be watching the Superbowl, I likely wouldn’t have heard about them had CBS run the ad. So, if the site owner’s purpose in proposing the ad were to draw attention to their site, they succeeded.”
…No really, I don’t spend any time at all trolling for hookups. Us conservative types never do that.
The Goddamn Batman Likes Bokar Bean Coffee, And Will Sometimes Just Eat The Beans If He Doesn't Have Time To Brew A Cup said,
February 1, 2010 at 18:07
I think that all you need to know about Cindy Yockey is that she includes, with each and every blog post, the aforementioned bleg… and an ad for a get-rich-quick book, that she personally testifies for, that she read in 2005. Think about that juxtaposition.
S. cerevisiae said,
February 1, 2010 at 18:31
Mmmmmmm… carnitas. Now I have to try and make some.
Yesterday I marinated some thinly sliced moose steak and turned it into a wonderful szechwan stir fry. It had me craving twice-cooked pork, but now I’m going to have to turn my next pork roast into carnitas.
I try to avoid the psycho path, the bi-polar expressway is much faster.
jim said,
February 1, 2010 at 19:34
*imagines neocons using bots to “write” the next batch of their icons’ bombastic tomes of fail on a Commodore 64*
I just served a pretty damn good dinner of leftover-ness
Samosas are signifigantly better on the tastebuds as leftovers than they are fresh-baked.
PIME TARADOX!
LanceThruster said,
February 1, 2010 at 19:40
“…he lives to control people, assert power and make people jump.”
—
I, for one, welcome our new socialist overlords.
actor212 said,
February 2, 2010 at 19:32
Yuck, one of the Lee sisters, along with Home and Ugg…