Comments on: But the Real Question is, When Will KAYE Learn to Speak English? http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html Poise! Poise! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:57:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sexy Sadie http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47824 Sexy Sadie Wed, 24 May 2006 09:55:11 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47824 "I'm not sure which is worse, her xenophobia or the prescriptive asshats taking her to task for punctuation errors." I vote her xenophobia. “I’m not sure which is worse, her xenophobia or the prescriptive asshats taking her to task for punctuation errors.”

I vote her xenophobia.

]]> By: Ed Keer http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47823 Ed Keer Wed, 24 May 2006 06:53:27 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47823 I'm not sure which is worse, her xenophobia or the prescriptive asshats taking her to task for punctuation errors. I’m not sure which is worse, her xenophobia or the prescriptive asshats taking her to task for punctuation errors.

]]> By: brendan http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47822 brendan Wed, 24 May 2006 04:30:50 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47822 I love her last name. <a href="http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/g.htm" rel="nofollow">grogan Noun. A lump of faeces</a>. I love her last name.

grogan Noun. A lump of faeces.

]]> By: itwasntme http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47821 itwasntme Wed, 24 May 2006 01:25:36 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47821 Wait a minute! - first discoverer of The United States was some sort of a Vaking, wasn't he?... Wait a minute! – first discoverer of The United States was some sort of a Vaking, wasn’t he?…

]]> By: Martha Bridegam http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47820 Martha Bridegam Tue, 23 May 2006 17:26:09 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47820 My great-grandmother's childhood first language was Pennsylvania German and her family had then been in the U.S. for many generations. As far as I know, nobody ever found anything defective in her status as an American. My great-grandmother’s childhood first language was Pennsylvania German and her family had then been in the U.S. for many generations. As far as I know, nobody ever found anything defective in her status as an American.

]]> By: holy roller http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47819 holy roller Tue, 23 May 2006 16:34:28 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47819 Ho-Lee-Crap those photos move the hell out of me. I'm changed. Little charmer? You've got me believing in Eagle One. There's a Long Road Ahead but Nature's Fireworks will see me through. (*pokes eyes out with claw hammer - feels better for it*) Ho-Lee-Crap

those photos move the hell out of me. I’m changed.

Little charmer? You’ve got me believing in Eagle One.

There’s a Long Road Ahead but Nature’s Fireworks will see me through.

(*pokes eyes out with claw hammer – feels better for it*)

]]> By: Marq http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47818 Marq Tue, 23 May 2006 14:05:34 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47818 The Devil's Advocate, strike-thru text doesn't work in comments here. The people making the main posts can use it, however, damn their eyes. Well, I could sit here and make fun of "Kaye's" grammar and punctuation, but I abuse both far too much myself to do so in good conscience, particularly the commas. Ciao! The Devil’s Advocate, strike-thru text doesn’t work in comments here. The people making the main posts can use it, however, damn their eyes.
Well, I could sit here and make fun of “Kaye’s” grammar and punctuation, but I abuse both far too much myself to do so in good conscience, particularly the commas. Ciao!

]]> By: Sexy Sadie http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47817 Sexy Sadie Tue, 23 May 2006 13:32:58 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47817 "...out of 300 million people in the United States of America — there are around 215 million who speak English. Well, shut your mouth!" See, this also troubles me. How can one speak English with a closed mouth? Does Kaye harbor the illusion that it is possible to speak English silently, whereas Spanish can only be expressed vocally? Certainly food for thought. “…out of 300 million people in the United States of America — there are around 215 million who speak English. Well, shut your mouth!”

See, this also troubles me. How can one speak English with a closed mouth? Does Kaye harbor the illusion that it is possible to speak English silently, whereas Spanish can only be expressed vocally? Certainly food for thought.

]]> By: The Devil's Advocate http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47816 The Devil's Advocate Tue, 23 May 2006 12:54:44 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47816 GEEK: <i>She's a respected author? Respected by whom, pray tell? No, on second thought, don't tell me.</i> The 'racist jackass' part was supposed to be a strikethrough. My comment about her being respected was a joke. GEEK: She’s a respected author? Respected by whom, pray tell? No, on second thought, don’t tell me.

The ‘racist jackass’ part was supposed to be a strikethrough. My comment about her being respected was a joke.

]]> By: Sexy Sadie http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47815 Sexy Sadie Tue, 23 May 2006 12:48:03 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47815 "We have 100 United States Senators speaking English as they are passing laws" You know, that could be taken several different ways. "Speak English or else..." Kaye has mastered the art of irony, you've got to give her that. “We have 100 United States Senators speaking English as they are passing laws”

You know, that could be taken several different ways. “Speak English or else…” Kaye has mastered the art of irony, you’ve got to give her that.

]]> By: Aquagirl http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47814 Aquagirl Tue, 23 May 2006 11:36:59 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47814 "We have 100 United States Senators speaking English as they are passing laws" Obviously, she hasn't read many actual laws. The internal revenue code? ERISA? Definitely not English. “We have 100 United States Senators speaking English as they are passing laws”

Obviously, she hasn’t read many actual laws. The internal revenue code? ERISA? Definitely not English.

]]> By: Gentlewoman Geekpockets http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47813 Gentlewoman Geekpockets Tue, 23 May 2006 07:22:21 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47813 <i>this racist jackass respected author</i> She's a respected author? Respected by whom, pray tell? No, on second thought, don't tell me. this racist jackass respected author

She’s a respected author? Respected by whom, pray tell? No, on second thought, don’t tell me.

]]> By: John http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47812 John Tue, 23 May 2006 06:47:33 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47812 It's Kaye with a PhD! http://www.michnews.com/d/article_02_02_06.shtml It’s Kaye with a PhD!

http://www.michnews.com/d/article_02_02_06.shtml

]]> By: unrelatedwaffle http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47811 unrelatedwaffle Tue, 23 May 2006 06:07:57 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47811 gj, that's almost a haiku. grammar and spelling are no match for the mighty Kaye Groganator gj, that’s almost a haiku.

grammar and spelling
are no match for the mighty
Kaye Groganator

]]> By: nolo http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47810 nolo Tue, 23 May 2006 03:05:56 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47810 Actually, Christopher Columbus' "native" language seems to be an open question. He wrote almost exclusively in Spanish, with some Latin thrown in. It's not even clear he was born in Genoa. Actually, Christopher Columbus’ “native” language seems to be an open question. He wrote almost exclusively in Spanish, with some Latin thrown in. It’s not even clear he was born in Genoa.

]]> By: Vestal Vespa http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47809 Vestal Vespa Tue, 23 May 2006 02:54:23 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47809 I swear to god that picture winks at me. I swear to god that picture winks at me.

]]> By: militia http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47808 militia Tue, 23 May 2006 02:32:38 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47808 I take a lot of pictures myself, and wanted to see if Kaye!...possesses the same kind of skill with a camera that she does with her keyboard. Indeed: <a href="http://www.digitalimagecafe.com/member_profile.asp?member=starliteva" rel="nofollow">Beware!...they will hurt your eyes</a>. My favorite is the lonely starfish. I take a lot of pictures myself, and wanted to see if Kaye!…possesses the same kind of skill with a camera that she does with her keyboard.

Indeed: Beware!…they will hurt your eyes.

My favorite is the lonely starfish.

]]> By: Intercourse the penguin http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47807 Intercourse the penguin Tue, 23 May 2006 02:28:29 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47807 Not to be too nitpicky, but I think Cristoforo Colombo was born in Genoa, and probably spoke Italian. Not to be too nitpicky, but I think Cristoforo Colombo was born in Genoa, and probably spoke Italian.

]]> By: CatStaff http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47806 CatStaff Tue, 23 May 2006 02:26:35 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47806 For cryin' out loud, please tell me this freak lives in southern Virginia. I'm begging you. For cryin’ out loud, please tell me this freak lives in southern Virginia. I’m begging you.

]]> By: JK47 http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/2779.html#comment-47805 JK47 Tue, 23 May 2006 02:13:33 +0000 http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/archives/002779.html#comment-47805 <i>You know, if I was that unattractive, I'd try to be less hateful for fear of dying alone.</i> I think you have it backwards. I think the hideousness of Kaye's grill is the leading cause of her hatefulness. You've got to love Kaye's style-- mullet, leopard-skin blouse, American flag background. I can just picture what her house looks like. I imagine there is a Camaro up on cinder blocks, a tiger-striped pattern couch and velvet paintings of owls on the walls. There are probably a bunch of cats running around and perhaps a weird "novelty" pet or two, like a ferret or something. The whole place likely reeks of cat litter and Kools. You know, if I was that unattractive, I’d try to be less hateful for fear of dying alone.

I think you have it backwards. I think the hideousness of Kaye’s grill is the leading cause of her hatefulness.

You’ve got to love Kaye’s style– mullet, leopard-skin blouse, American flag background. I can just picture what her house looks like. I imagine there is a Camaro up on cinder blocks, a tiger-striped pattern couch and velvet paintings of owls on the walls. There are probably a bunch of cats running around and perhaps a weird “novelty” pet or two, like a ferret or something. The whole place likely reeks of cat litter and Kools.

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